Total Insanity

Disclaimer: Despite my wildest dreams (sniffle) I do not own the Matrix. The Wachowskis do and they are god.

CHAPTER 1

Morpheous, Trinity and Tank were eating eating their goop the day after all the impossibly cool stuff happened.

"Okay, we lost Switch Apoc and Mouse, we need help." began Morpheous.

"Hey, what about Dozer?" asked Tank

"Oh ya, him too. As I was saying, we need help, and that means..."

"You don_t mean..." gasped Trinity.

"Yes, we must go to SGS Junior High and recruit the crazy eighth graders." Morpheous said grimly.

"But, they_re insane!!!!!!!" Trinity and Tank yelled as one.

"Yes, imagine what_d happen if we set em on an agent." Morpheuos replied.

Trinity smiled evilly. Neo chose that moment to walk in. "Hi did I miss anything."

"Gee, dya think" Trinity remarked sarcastically.

Neo pouted. "Why are you always so sarcastic?"

"Because I believe I just am. I believe that you are a whiny loser. And, if you don_t like it, I believe you can go to hell."

"Oh, okay."

Trinity rolled her eyes. "Neo, we have to recruit the crazy eighth graders from SGS Junior High."

"So, Oh Dumb One, they are completely insane!" Trinity explained, as if it were totally obvious.

"So, they_re no different from you then?"

Trinity jumped up, froze in the air, and then kicked Neo in the side of the head. Hard.

"OWIE!!!!!!!!"

"Geez, Neo you_re pathetic, you_re the one, and she_s just a girl." Morpheous snorted.

Trinity kicked him too. Even harder than she kicked Neo.

"MOMMY!!!!!!!!! I mean...ow?" Morpheous screeched.

Trinity and Tank started laughing hysterically. Neo just continued crying on the floor.

"Hey! That_s not funny!" pouted Morpheous.

"Yes it is." said Trinity through her laughter.

"Whatever, Trinity, you go get the crazy ones, Neo...just stay there crying until we get back."

"Oh..sob...k"

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AT SGS JUNIOR HIGH...

"Ummm...should we be listening?" The blond girl at the back of the room asked her friend sitting beside her.

Her friend, Darth_Padme looked up from re drawing the entire Matrix cast as gummy bears (A/N We actually did that once.) "Are you kidding we_re in Science class."

"So...?" GT asked.

"So, oh dumb one, we should do what we usually do."

"You mean this?" GT asked, banging her head on the desks repeatedly.

"No, dumbass, the other thing."

"Oh, okay." GT raised her hand.

"Yes, Ms. Terrise?" Mr. Rozzie, their science teacher asked.

"Why?" GT asked.

"I just explained that." replied Mr.Rozzie, now obviously pissed off.

"Oh, sorry." GT turned to Darth_Padme. "That didn_t go to well."

"Noooo, really?" Darth_Padme remarked, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Ooooooh, a little sarcastic today, are we?" GT asked.

"Yes, and, if you don_t like it, I believe you can go to hell." Darth_Padme replied, quoting the Matrix.

"Okay, maybe it wasn_t a good idea for you to stay up last night watching the Matrix." GT commented, by now questioning her friends sanity.

"Of course it was, and, if you don_t like it, I believe you can go to hell." Darth_Padme repeated.

Now it was GT_s turn to bang her head on her desk.

"That_s not good for you, you know."

GT made a guesture at Darth_Padme (I_m sure you all know what it was).

"What the hell?" asked Darth_Padme.

"I just extended my middle finger in you_re general direction, you got a problem with it?"

"No, dumbshit, that." Darth_Padme pointed to the front of the room, where a woman with short dark hair wearing a shitload of black leather stood talking to Mr. Rozzie. She looked awfully framilar.

"You two, come with me." The lady said, pointing to GT and Darth_Padme.

GT and Darth_Padme bolted out of the classroom of death behind the lady.

"We didn_t do it!!!!!!!" They exclaimed as one.

The lady laughed. "You_re not in trouble."

"Good."

"My name is Trinity." The lady said.

Darth_Padme abandoned all dignity and began jumping up and down giggling insanely. "YOU_RE KIDDING?!!!!!!!!!!!" she screeched.

"No, should I be?" asked Trinity.

"Never mind her, she just idolizes you and is hooked on the movie The Matrix." GT explained.

"Damn straight!" exclaimed Darth_Padme.

"Anyways, I_m going to take you to go see Morpheous." Trinity explained.

"You mean freaky-bald-guy-whose-sunglasses-are-superglued-to-his-face?" asked GT.

"And I thought I was the only one who called him that." Trinity commented. "Anyways, who wants to drive?"

Darth_Padme let out a screech and swiped the keys from Trinity_s hand. "ME!!!!!!!!!"

"Uh-oh." GT said.

"What?" asked Trinity.

"She_s insane." GT stated, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Hey, come on, I have to drive, my parents won_t let me drive their car anymore after I crashed it for the umm...again." Darth_Padme whined.

They walked out into the parking lot, parked out in front is a black Honda Civic.

"Ooooooh nice." Darth_Padme said.

"I thought you drived ugly old cars." GT said.

"No, that was a rental, this was in the shop after I crashed it. Again." Trinity explained.

"I see."GT said, getting into the car. Trinity climbed in, and before you could say Nebachadnezzer, Darth_Padme reved the engine and peeled out of the parking lot.

"Told you she was crazy." GT screamed as Darth_Padme whipped around a corner.

"Just get us to 101 Main Street before we all get killed." Trinity yelled.

"Okay, we_ll be there in 6 minutes." Darth_Padme promised.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed GT and Trinity.

"Okay, 5."

5 Minutes Later..

"Ha, told you it could be done!" Yelled Darth_Padme, whipping the car into a parking space, knocking over three pedestrians and a garbage can.

Trinity gets out of car, bends over and hurls. "That about sums up your driving."

The girls followed Trinity to the door, walking in a zig zag pattern.

Trinity led them up some stairs, and stopped outside a door. "You know, be honest and all that crap." She opened the door.

Morpheous turned around. "Hello...Trinity what the hell happened to you?" He was, no doubt referring to the fact that her skin was green and her hair was standing straight up.

"She_s a worse driver than I am." She answered, pointing to Darth_Padme.

"I didn_t think it was possible." Morpheous muttered. He escorted Trinity to the door and closed it.

"I imagine you two are feeling.." he began, but was cut off by GT.

"Look dude, we know, just give us two red pills god damn it." She said.

"Fine, but before I do, do you have any questions?"

"Ya, how do you_re sunglasses stay on your face?" asked GT.

"A, not related to the current topic. B, shut up." Morpheous answered.

"Why?" asked GT.

"Oh God, here we go again." Darth_Padme sighed.

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So, how_d u like it? Review please, I_ll add more when I can. And yes, I do know how to spell Nebachadnezzer.