Total Insanity

Chapter 2

D_P: I'm Ba-ack!!!!!!!!

(Readers run in fear)

D_P: Hey, I'm not that insane.

SSJV: Ummm...yes you are.

D_P: Where'd you come from?

SSJV:*shrug*

D_P: Whatever. I don't own any of this stuff, unfortunately

CHAPTER 2

(A/N: I know I left out a bunch of stuff, but we're already on the Nebachadnezzar ok?)

GT and D_P woke up in their room on the Nebachadnezzer. The door opened just as the lights came on, and Tank walked in.

"Hi Tank," greeted GT

"Good morning," he replied.

"What the hell's so good about it?" D_P remarked.

"Why are you so sarcastic?"

"It's five in the god damn morning, of course I'll be sarcastic. And, if you don't like it, I believe that you can go to hell." D_P returned.

"Oh god, Trinity's bad enough, now there's two of you." Tank groaned.

"Ha ha, sucks to be you."

"Whatever, lets just start your god damn training okay?"

"Meh."

They followed Tank into the core of the Neb. "Okay, we'll start with the combat traing program, although I'm not sure that's exactly safe." Tank told them.

"Cool," GT commented.

They sat in the reality chair thingimabobbers and Tank loaded up the program.

The girls spent the last 3 hours learning various forms of combat, both armed and unarmed. They opened their eyes to see Morpheous just standing there, which freaked them out.

"We know kung fu," they said, smiling demonically.

"Show me," Morpheous taunted GT.

"Sure," she said, still smiling in that evil way.

"Umm...yo freaky bald guy are you sure thats a good idea?" D_P asked sceptically.

"Meh, she's just a girl, how good can she be at this stuff?"

"Okaaay.." D_P replied.

GT and Morpheous were loaded into the sparring program, and GT immediatly began kicking his ass.

D_P ran into the mess hall, where Trinity and Neo were eating. "GT is kickin' Morpheous' ass!" she yelled.

Trinity got up to follow her, pausing only to throw a handfull of mush at Neo.

In the sparring program, Morpheous was speaking about 8 octaves higher as GT kicked him, again, and again, and again. Morpheous finally rolled out of the way and aimed a foot at GT.

"Geez, do you ever wash your feet, they stink!" GT exclaimed as she easily dodged the kick.

"Shut up."

"No." GT flipped him over her back.

"Okay thats enough!" Morpheous squeaked from the floor.

GT and Morpheous were brought back to the real world and greeted by the sight of Trinity and D_P pointing and laughing at Morpheous.

"What?" he asked.

"Dude, GT kicked your ass!" Trinity snorted.

Morpheous glared. "Whatever. Neo, you can fight this one." He pointed to D_P.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" D_P laughed evilly.

"Ummm...Morpheous, is that a good sign?" Neo asked behind his hand.

"I have no idea." came the reply.

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