TOTAL INSANITY!!!!!!!
Disclaimer:
D_T: Okay, in case you peoples didn't know- Vegesa: SSJ Jedi Knight? What are you doing here?
SSJV: Hey, just thought I'd stop by and make this dull, boring disclaimer more interesting.
D_T: Okay, as I was saying, in case you peoples didn't know, the story Total Insanity by darth-padme is the excact same story. This one is only up because I can't go on darth-padme any more because my old email got deleted.
SSJV: Ummm.... D_T, CAN WE GET TO THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!?????????
D_T: Right, none of us own the Matrix, so you can take your evil lawyers and shove it up-
SSJV: YO!!!!!!! D_T, Do I have to remind you of our rating?
D_T: Sorry. And as an after thought, I never thought I'd see the day when YOU would be telling ME to watch my language.
Chapter 3
The Madness Continues
D_P and Neo were loaded into the sparring program. Neo rushed immediately at D_P who ducked at the last second, easily flipping him over her back.
"Hey!! That's cheating!" he whined
"Is not! I mastered that move in roller hockey last year!" She yelled back.
Neo got up and tried to kick her, but she side stepped the kick easily. He punched out in blind frustration, but, once again, the One was no match for the sugar high, combat trained, insane teenager. D_P grabbed his fist and forced it back into his own face.
"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" She taunted.
Neo twisted out of her grasp, turned to run and smashed into one of the pillars. "I meant to do that!"
"Right, I really believe you." Came the sarcastic reply.
D_P had an idea. She ran over to the pillar, which had left several long splinters on the floor. She grabbed one and tossed one to Neo. Before Neo could ask what the hell she was doing, she lunged and poked him with the splinter.
"Hey! Not fair! We didn't learn fencing!" Neo yelled.
"Well, I've been fencing for years so sucks to be you!" She shot back.
After about 5 minutes, however, D_P got bored at how one sided this was becoming. She missed a parry on purpose, letting Neo's splinter poke her ever so slightly in the stomach.
She collapsed on the floor as if mortally wounded, face down so he couldn't see her laughing. "You bastard!!! That hurt!" she yelled.
"Oh, sorry, are you okay?" he asked, offering her his hand.
She grabbed his hand and flipped him onto the ground. She kicked him again and again, and, well, again. "Perfectly fine." She answered cheerfully.
Neo and D_P were brought back into the real world and greeted by the sight of Trinity and GT rolling on the ground in fitsd of hysterical laughter.
"What?" asked Neo, clueless as always.
"Dude, she totally kicked your ass!" gasped GT through her laughter.
"That was mean! Hey! Tank, are you laughing at me?!"
"Umm…no?" snorted Tank.
Neo stalked off pouting, while the rest of the crew, minus Morpheos, cause no one knew or cared where he was, burst out in hysterical laughter.
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