FUN WITH JHONEN!!!!! Fic by: MiChan2002
"WHEEE!!! DEEEELTA! WE IS HEAH!"
Shellie screamed as she ran through the San Jose airport, flailing her arms around like a rabid chimp. She was quite excited to be in California, and also to go to Comic Con 2003 to see Jhonen Vasquez.She was very hostile, right now, because she has consumed over 40 packets of sugar on the plane.
"Yes, shellie. we is here. NOW LET'S GO LICK JHONEN!!"
Delta said, triumphantly, as she held her hand in the air, waving it about like a katana.
"YAY! LICKYLICKYLICKY!!!!!!"
"Uhm..you guys, people are staring..."
The blue-haired girl known as Kristen noted.
'you're being all crazy like some kinds of crazy things that are all....crazy.."
"I know, Kristen! It's FUUUN!!!"
Shellie screamed as she ate another packet of sugar. Suddenly, she stopped, with half of the sugar in her mouth.
"...My bagel senses are tingling..."
"STAN? COULD IT BE?"
Delta exclaimed. Kristen slapped her forehead and sighed, knowing what was going to happen next.
"ONWARD, WHEEEE!"
Shellie was now running around the airport, delta behind her, frantically searching for somewhere to get a bagel. Kristen trotted behind the two horribly insane girls, garrying the baggage. Woe is her.
~~~~**At the HOTEL!**~~~~
"WOOO! This bed is sooo bouncy!"
"Yep! and HEY! They even gave us a bible. Why do they do that, shellie?"
"I DON'T HAVE NO IDEA! I IS BOUUNCIN!"
Delta and Kristen stared as Shellie repetedly hit her head on the ceiling, giggling each time she did it.
"Shellie, there are people above us. you're probably annoying them."
"GOOD! IT BE MAH JOB!"
"Uuhhhhh-huhhh.."
"So, kristen, shellie, when are we gonna go to the 'con?"
"I DOON'T KNOWWW!"
"Well, we could go now, but..yeah..we could go now.."
"YEEAHHHH! LETS GOO NOWWWWWW!!!!! ARRGH!"
Shellie stopped bouncing and grabbed the key to the room. She swung it around as she screamed at delta and kristen about "Going Now". Soon, the girls were out the door, and walking to the convention hall. it was only a few blocks away, and they made it there fairly quickly, because they were trying to keep Shellie from gettin runned over. Shellie didn't know how to use crosswalks.As they entered the huge grey building, there ears were filled with the clammer of other retarted fan people, and the stench of food. Shellie quickly got lost in the crowd, wasting no time to begin the insanity.
"OOH! I WANT ONE OF THOSE...AND ONE OF THESE..AND..OOH! THIS THING! HEE HEE! IT BLINKS!! OWWW MY EYE!! ARRGH!"
Shellie screamed as she ran through the displays, picking stuff up and carrying it around with her, forgetting that she had to pay for it. Delta followed, hanging on to shellie's leash, and kristen was busy reading sighs, trying to figure out where to find jhonen.
"HEY, GUYS! I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!!"
She yelled happily.
"All we have to do is go straight um...that way..and..uhh..yeah."
"WELL, LETS GO! I MUST LICK JHONEN!"
Shellie screamed, confused and unaware that everyone had just heard her.
So the three hyperactive girls ran down one of the hallways, hopefully to the table that Jhonen sat at.
~~~~**AT JHONEN'S TABLE OF TRANSGRESSENT DOOM**~~~~
"Yay! lookie, delta, we is heah! again!"
"Oh my god, shellie, she's even yummier in LIVE form than he is in pictures. MUST....LICK...BOOTS...AGHH.."
Delta had become a zombie as she walked toward his table, smashing anyone that got in her way. She was going to lick those damn boots if it was the last thing she did.
"JHONEN! HI!"
She exclaimed, cheerfully.
"Uhmm..hi..?"
"Hi."
"....hiii..uhh.."
"HEHEHEHEHEhehehehe...hiii.."
"Yes..hi. I thik we have established the greeting, no?"
"Yes."
"...do you talk in one syllable words, only?"
"no."
"Okkay, thennoOOAH! GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL?"
Jhonen yelled in surprise as he looked uder the table. There was Shellie, latched onto his waist, looking at him like a small lost child...Which she was..
"Hello, there, girl latched onto me.."
"Heheheh Hi Jhonen! know what? I don't know! That's why I'm confused! I ate alot of sugar before I came here!Now you will do things for me! you will sing broadway songs and tapdance! CARAMEL APPLE POP!"
"...What?"
"Heyy! Jhonen-guy! Hola!"
It was kristen, the blue haied girl!
"Jhonen, soy Kristen! Niza para satisfacerle. Hey, puedo exprimir la mierda viva fuera de usted? usted es tan atractivo."
"QUE??No, no pienso tan."
"Ah! so, it is true! you do speak spanish."
"Yep..uhm, hey, do these belong to you?"
Jhonen motioned to the two girls, shellie, who was latched onto him, and delta, who was presently licking his boots as she promised herself.
"WHEEE!!! DEEEELTA! WE IS HEAH!"
Shellie screamed as she ran through the San Jose airport, flailing her arms around like a rabid chimp. She was quite excited to be in California, and also to go to Comic Con 2003 to see Jhonen Vasquez.She was very hostile, right now, because she has consumed over 40 packets of sugar on the plane.
"Yes, shellie. we is here. NOW LET'S GO LICK JHONEN!!"
Delta said, triumphantly, as she held her hand in the air, waving it about like a katana.
"YAY! LICKYLICKYLICKY!!!!!!"
"Uhm..you guys, people are staring..."
The blue-haired girl known as Kristen noted.
'you're being all crazy like some kinds of crazy things that are all....crazy.."
"I know, Kristen! It's FUUUN!!!"
Shellie screamed as she ate another packet of sugar. Suddenly, she stopped, with half of the sugar in her mouth.
"...My bagel senses are tingling..."
"STAN? COULD IT BE?"
Delta exclaimed. Kristen slapped her forehead and sighed, knowing what was going to happen next.
"ONWARD, WHEEEE!"
Shellie was now running around the airport, delta behind her, frantically searching for somewhere to get a bagel. Kristen trotted behind the two horribly insane girls, garrying the baggage. Woe is her.
~~~~**At the HOTEL!**~~~~
"WOOO! This bed is sooo bouncy!"
"Yep! and HEY! They even gave us a bible. Why do they do that, shellie?"
"I DON'T HAVE NO IDEA! I IS BOUUNCIN!"
Delta and Kristen stared as Shellie repetedly hit her head on the ceiling, giggling each time she did it.
"Shellie, there are people above us. you're probably annoying them."
"GOOD! IT BE MAH JOB!"
"Uuhhhhh-huhhh.."
"So, kristen, shellie, when are we gonna go to the 'con?"
"I DOON'T KNOWWW!"
"Well, we could go now, but..yeah..we could go now.."
"YEEAHHHH! LETS GOO NOWWWWWW!!!!! ARRGH!"
Shellie stopped bouncing and grabbed the key to the room. She swung it around as she screamed at delta and kristen about "Going Now". Soon, the girls were out the door, and walking to the convention hall. it was only a few blocks away, and they made it there fairly quickly, because they were trying to keep Shellie from gettin runned over. Shellie didn't know how to use crosswalks.As they entered the huge grey building, there ears were filled with the clammer of other retarted fan people, and the stench of food. Shellie quickly got lost in the crowd, wasting no time to begin the insanity.
"OOH! I WANT ONE OF THOSE...AND ONE OF THESE..AND..OOH! THIS THING! HEE HEE! IT BLINKS!! OWWW MY EYE!! ARRGH!"
Shellie screamed as she ran through the displays, picking stuff up and carrying it around with her, forgetting that she had to pay for it. Delta followed, hanging on to shellie's leash, and kristen was busy reading sighs, trying to figure out where to find jhonen.
"HEY, GUYS! I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!!"
She yelled happily.
"All we have to do is go straight um...that way..and..uhh..yeah."
"WELL, LETS GO! I MUST LICK JHONEN!"
Shellie screamed, confused and unaware that everyone had just heard her.
So the three hyperactive girls ran down one of the hallways, hopefully to the table that Jhonen sat at.
~~~~**AT JHONEN'S TABLE OF TRANSGRESSENT DOOM**~~~~
"Yay! lookie, delta, we is heah! again!"
"Oh my god, shellie, she's even yummier in LIVE form than he is in pictures. MUST....LICK...BOOTS...AGHH.."
Delta had become a zombie as she walked toward his table, smashing anyone that got in her way. She was going to lick those damn boots if it was the last thing she did.
"JHONEN! HI!"
She exclaimed, cheerfully.
"Uhmm..hi..?"
"Hi."
"....hiii..uhh.."
"HEHEHEHEHEhehehehe...hiii.."
"Yes..hi. I thik we have established the greeting, no?"
"Yes."
"...do you talk in one syllable words, only?"
"no."
"Okkay, thennoOOAH! GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL?"
Jhonen yelled in surprise as he looked uder the table. There was Shellie, latched onto his waist, looking at him like a small lost child...Which she was..
"Hello, there, girl latched onto me.."
"Heheheh Hi Jhonen! know what? I don't know! That's why I'm confused! I ate alot of sugar before I came here!Now you will do things for me! you will sing broadway songs and tapdance! CARAMEL APPLE POP!"
"...What?"
"Heyy! Jhonen-guy! Hola!"
It was kristen, the blue haied girl!
"Jhonen, soy Kristen! Niza para satisfacerle. Hey, puedo exprimir la mierda viva fuera de usted? usted es tan atractivo."
"QUE??No, no pienso tan."
"Ah! so, it is true! you do speak spanish."
"Yep..uhm, hey, do these belong to you?"
Jhonen motioned to the two girls, shellie, who was latched onto him, and delta, who was presently licking his boots as she promised herself.