TOTAL INSANITY!
CHAPTER 5
(Tell me something I didn't know lady!)
DISCLAIMER:
D_T: I have to make this disclaimer short.
SSJV: We sadly do not own the Matrix.
D_T: So don't sue us.
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The crew was eating their breakfast. Well, not exactly. GT had thrown mush at D_T, who threw some back, but it had hit Trin, who declared a foodfight. So, they were all flinging their mush at each other, except Morpheus, because he wasn't there.
Morpheus opened the door and walked stupidly right into the middle of the food fight, thus getting pelted with mush from both sides until everyone realized what they were doing. With the exception of Neo, who had gotten mush in his eyes and crashed into a wall. He was currently passed out on the floor.
D_T stopped in midthrow. "Ummm....oops?"
Morpheus gave them all a death glare. "Get changed. We're taking the crazy ones to see the Oracle."
"Cool."
"Ummm, guys are you sure that's a good thing?" asked Trinity.
"Hell yes." replied D_T. "Why?"
"The oracle told me I'd fall in love with that." She jabbed her thumb at Neo, who was still out cold on the floor.
"What happened to him?" Morpheus asked.
"Umm....would you believe that you became pocessed and punched him?" GT asked.
"No."
"God damn it!" GT exclaimed.
"Whatever, let's just go." Morpheus instructed, rolling his eyes.
"Okey dokey." D_T replied.
"Stop quoting Neo, it's scaring me." Trinity said.
"That was the point, yes." D_T answered, rolling her eyes.
Trinity rolled her eyes as well. "I give up trying to use common sense with the two of you."
"You do have common sense then."
The crew, including Neo, who still had crossed eyes, were loaded into the Matrix.
Once they were inside, they all got into the Honda Civic. There was some arguing about who got to drive, but in the end, D_T and Trinity agreed that one of them would take the way there and the other would take the way back.
D_T grabbbed the keys and climbed into the driver's side. The rest of the crew got in, and, on Trinity's advice, put on their football helmets.
"Five minutes later, D_T swerved into the parking lot, this time only knocking over a mail box and an old man.
"Hey, you're getting better," complemented Trin.
"THIS is better?!" yelled Neo and Morpheus.
"Sadly yes, you should have seen her when she first got her liscense." GT answered, earning a hard smack from D_T.
Morpheus got out of the car. "Girls, come with me. We'll be back in a bit."
"Ya, if the insane assylum doesn't get to them first," muttered Neo. Since he was out of D_T's reach, she caught Trin's eye, made a fist and pointed at Neo. Trinity got the message and punched Neo as hard as she could.
"OW!!!!! What the f**** was that for?"
"Meh." replied Trinity, shrugging.
"Don't say that! It annoys me!" Neo whined.
"Meh."
"I'm serious! Stop it!"
"Meh. Meh. Meh."
Neo lunged at Trin, who blocked his feeble attack and procedeed to kick his ass.
While Neo was getting his ass kicked, Morpheus and the insane teens got into the elevator. As Morpheus got off on the right floor, GT pressed all 57 other buttons.
"Heehee."
They walked up to the Oracle's door. Knowing what to do, GT flung the door open, hitting the freaky receptionist in the head and knocking her out.
"Ummm...oops?"
This may not be a good sign. Thought Morpheus.
GT and D_T walked over to where a kid was bending spoons. As they approached, the kid turned around and they saw it was their friend Gen from school!
"Hey GT! Hey D_T!" greeted Gen.
"Hey Gen. What the f*** are you doing here?" asked D_T.
"The spoon kid moved to Texas. I'm his replacement." replied Gen as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"I see." GT replied
"Anyways, do not try and bend the spoon. Thats impossible. Instead try and realize the truth."
"What truth?" asked GT sarcastically. "We are all stupid idiots like Neo and just neeeeed to be told this."
"The truth is, if you don't shut up, I'll bite you." Gen replied.
"Oh. Okay." GT replied.
"Anyways, there is no spoon."
D_T grabbed the spoon and whacked Gen on the head.
"OW! What the f*** are you doing?" yelled Gen.
D_T held up the spoon. "I bent it! It is so possible!"
"That's very nice, but you were supposed to bend it with ur mind, dumbass."
"Meh, works for me."
The oracle's freaky receptionist came up to them. "The oracle will see the six of you now. Wait there was only two of you. Which yous are you?"
GT and D_T gave her a strange look and ran for the kitchen, while Gen fitted the receptionist with a straight jacket.
"Hello." greeted the Oracle. "Have a seat."
GT and D_T jumped onto the table.
"I meant on chairs." re stated the Oracle, rolling her eyes.
"Oh." said the girls, jumping down onto two chairs.
"Any ways," began the Oracle. "All I have to tell you is..."
"What?" asked GT impatiently
"Well....." the oracle trailed off.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST TELL US!!!!!" yelled D_T.
"You are both incredibly insane." stated the Oracle.
"Tell us something we didn't know already." replied D_T flatly
"You will use your insanity to endlessly annoy others." continued the Oracle.
"Knew it." replied GT.
"You will use your insanity to save the world." finished the Oracle.
"Knew- wait. What'd you say?" replied GT.
"You will use your insanity to save the world." repeated the Oracle. "Now take a cookie and BEAT IT!!"
Gt and D_T grabbed 17 cookies each and ran like hell for the door.
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