Jhonen was now extremely confused, and the two crazy girls and the one blue-haired spanish speaking girl was trying desperately to un-confuse him.
"Uhm..if they do belong to you, can you please...get them off?"
Jhonen whimpered.
"AAW! SOOOOO CUUTE!" Shellie exclaimed. "Jhooonnneeennn! you whimpered! SOOO CUUUTE!"
She tightened her grip around his waist and began to meow like a cat-thing. At this point, all other people had left Jhonen's little table thing because they were scared of the psychopathic fan-girls. Jhonen petted Shellie's head and looked down at Delta who was still rabidly licking his boots.
"Uhmmm..wh....why are you licking my boots, again, child?"
"Because you are yummy. And your boots are too. MmMmMm...Boots..ehehehe..."
"OooKKKaayy.."
Kristen sat down beside Jhonen and stared at him.
"Those two things that are attatched to you? I don't know them."
"Ah. I see."
"Jhonen!!" Shellie screeched
"Do I even wanna hear this?"
"CAN WE TAKE YOU BACK TO OUR HOTEL ROOM AND PLAY WITH YOU THERE?"
"Guhh..do I have much of a choice?"
Shellie thought for a moment.
"Mmmm..no, not really."
"Oh alright then. No point in struggling.heh..eheh heh.."
And with that, the Girld dragged Jhonen back to their evil Hotel Room of DOOM with a bible.
~~~~**AT THE HOTEL**~~~~
"YAAY! WE HAVE A JHONEN! WE HAVE A JHONEN!" Shellie sang, in a most annoying voice.
Jhonen sat on the bed, on the other end of the room as shellie danced around him, falling over, occassionally, because of the bouncy-ness of the bed. Delta was busy trying to pry off Jhonen's boots so she sould keep them for herself, and Kristen was flipping through a phone book, frantically trying to find an animal control center where she could take Shellie. 'Sugar is a BAD idea.' She thought. 'NO SUGAR...NONONONONONONONO...'
"So..Jhonen. Now that you're with us..here...in our evil hotel room of DOOM, What do you wanna do?" Asked Delta.
"Hmm...I want..room service. I never got to use room service before." He smiled.
"KAY! Room service it is. What do we want room service to do?" Shelie squealed.
"Well, here, in the back of the Booklet-thingy, it says if they don't have it, they'll get it for you. Then at the bottom of the page there's this little star thing and some really little words that I can't read." Jhonen answered.
"OO!OO! I KNOW! Let's get a giant slice of Bologna!!!!!"
"Shellie?"
"Yessss, Kristennnn?"
"Where in THE BLOODY HELL Would they get a giant slice of Bologna??"
"I dunno, but it says if they don't have it, they'll get it for you."
"AMAZING!" Delta screamed.
By now, Jhonen's ears REALLY hurt. Damn, those two girls could scream!
**BLAH. That is the END of chapter two. egh..I have to get me some coffee..Coke-a-cola isn't working, anymore. I'm not desperate enought to caffinate myself with JOLT, just yet...*Yawn* Review! It's greatly appreciated. I don't like flames, though. Noooo flames. email me flames, if you must.*sigh* idiots. XP
"Uhm..if they do belong to you, can you please...get them off?"
Jhonen whimpered.
"AAW! SOOOOO CUUTE!" Shellie exclaimed. "Jhooonnneeennn! you whimpered! SOOO CUUUTE!"
She tightened her grip around his waist and began to meow like a cat-thing. At this point, all other people had left Jhonen's little table thing because they were scared of the psychopathic fan-girls. Jhonen petted Shellie's head and looked down at Delta who was still rabidly licking his boots.
"Uhmmm..wh....why are you licking my boots, again, child?"
"Because you are yummy. And your boots are too. MmMmMm...Boots..ehehehe..."
"OooKKKaayy.."
Kristen sat down beside Jhonen and stared at him.
"Those two things that are attatched to you? I don't know them."
"Ah. I see."
"Jhonen!!" Shellie screeched
"Do I even wanna hear this?"
"CAN WE TAKE YOU BACK TO OUR HOTEL ROOM AND PLAY WITH YOU THERE?"
"Guhh..do I have much of a choice?"
Shellie thought for a moment.
"Mmmm..no, not really."
"Oh alright then. No point in struggling.heh..eheh heh.."
And with that, the Girld dragged Jhonen back to their evil Hotel Room of DOOM with a bible.
~~~~**AT THE HOTEL**~~~~
"YAAY! WE HAVE A JHONEN! WE HAVE A JHONEN!" Shellie sang, in a most annoying voice.
Jhonen sat on the bed, on the other end of the room as shellie danced around him, falling over, occassionally, because of the bouncy-ness of the bed. Delta was busy trying to pry off Jhonen's boots so she sould keep them for herself, and Kristen was flipping through a phone book, frantically trying to find an animal control center where she could take Shellie. 'Sugar is a BAD idea.' She thought. 'NO SUGAR...NONONONONONONONO...'
"So..Jhonen. Now that you're with us..here...in our evil hotel room of DOOM, What do you wanna do?" Asked Delta.
"Hmm...I want..room service. I never got to use room service before." He smiled.
"KAY! Room service it is. What do we want room service to do?" Shelie squealed.
"Well, here, in the back of the Booklet-thingy, it says if they don't have it, they'll get it for you. Then at the bottom of the page there's this little star thing and some really little words that I can't read." Jhonen answered.
"OO!OO! I KNOW! Let's get a giant slice of Bologna!!!!!"
"Shellie?"
"Yessss, Kristennnn?"
"Where in THE BLOODY HELL Would they get a giant slice of Bologna??"
"I dunno, but it says if they don't have it, they'll get it for you."
"AMAZING!" Delta screamed.
By now, Jhonen's ears REALLY hurt. Damn, those two girls could scream!
**BLAH. That is the END of chapter two. egh..I have to get me some coffee..Coke-a-cola isn't working, anymore. I'm not desperate enought to caffinate myself with JOLT, just yet...*Yawn* Review! It's greatly appreciated. I don't like flames, though. Noooo flames. email me flames, if you must.*sigh* idiots. XP