"Hey, howcome you guys scream so much?"
Jhonen asked, not sure he wanted to know the answer.
"Because it's fuuuuunnnn..." Shellie replied, with an odd look of impending crazy-ness on her face.
"Yep! And it makes people stare at us. I like to get attention. Wheeheehee!" Delta was spinning in circles with jhonen's boot in her hand.
"Uh, hey, can I have my boot back?"
"Nope, sorry! You hafya take your shoes of in our house. it's just courtesy."
"Oookkkayy..."Jhonen said as he removed his other boot, revealing that one of his socks was blue, and the other one was striped green and black.For no reason at all, Shellie then pulled the boot from his hands and threw it against the wall, screaming insanely. This was not a happy insane scream, either.
"FUCKING BOOT!! YOU DON'T KNOW MY MAMMA! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK OF AUNTIE FRANK LIKE THAT! YOU WILL PAY, FOR BILL THE HYDRA HAS STOLEN YOUR ASS-MEATS! ARRGH!"
"Um, is she gonna be okay?" Jhonen said, sheepishly. He was sincerely frightened by now. He hoped they wouldn't hurt him...
"She'll be fine. This is RAGE, Her last stage of hyperactivity. It's when she makes up HNB quotes and throws things. She'll be just fine in about an hour."
Kristen said. Jhonen was curled up into a fetal position, trying to keep as far away as possible, while all he had to comfort him was his multi colored socks. And socks were not really comforting.
~~~~**HOURS LATER**~~~~
"WOOOOO! I IS FLYIN LIKE A CHIMP! BARBARA, TENDERIZE THE HAM HOCK!"
"You said she'd be done in an hour and a half! It's been 7 hours, Kristen. I really hafta get back to my hotel.."
"Well, I'm not stopping you."
"No, but THAT is!" Jhonen said, pointing to the still screaming Shellie. He was beginning to wonder if her vocal chords ever took a rest.
Jhonen then got up, and walked over to the screaming girl and grabbed her by the arms.Her body had stopped moving, but she had so much sugar left in her, he head kept moving from side to side as she sang the *water song.
"OOOOOHHH,, WHathappened to the water, the water, the water...what happed to the water, the water so wet..." She sang.
"Hey. Shellie, look at me."Jhonen said to her as he tried to look her straight in the eye.
"It mixed up with the dirt, the dirt, the dirt, it mixed up with the dirt, and turned into mud!"
"Hey! Stop flailing your head, look at me!"
"The mud got on my shoe, my shoe, my shoe, the mud got on my shoe, and then I came inside.."
"Jhonen, Just give up." Delta chimed. "She's hopeless."
"God is she always this hyper?"
"Mmmm.....pretty much, yes."
"THEEE MUD got on the carpet, the carpet, the carpet, the mud got on the carpet, and my mom got mad. She sent me for some water, to clean the carpet, I turned on the faucet, but nothing came out, OOHHHH WHAAATTT happened to the water, the water, the water, what happened to the water, the water we need to CLEEEAAANNN THE CARRPPETTTT AND WAAAASH THE DOOOG!! AND WAAAAAAAAAAAASSH THE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGG!!!!! Wash the dog."
There was an awkward moment of silense as Shellie..DUN DUN DUNNN..Mellowed down!
"Jhonen?" She asked
"Yes?"
"Can we put you in a cage and film you?"
"Sigh..do I even have a choice?"
"Hehehehehe. (no)"
"I see. well, I guess I should just start struggling now, huh."
"Yep, probably."
"Kay.."
Automatically, delta and shellie grabbed Jhonen by the arms and put him into an oversized cage. He thrashed about, but the power of crazy fangirls was just to much for him. It was the supreme power , at the moment, anyway. With that, Jhonen was now in the cage, staring out at the Psycho fangirls and hoping whatever they were going to do to him wasn't going to hurt, very much. Pain was one thing that did not exactly mix well with him. it just did not like him very much. Jhonen didn't like it either. Kristen came up to the cage, with a small video-camcorder, and filmed Jhonen looking dazed and confused. Shellie began to speak in a strong Australlian accent, and Delta began smiling like Vanna White. (If you don't know who Vanna White is, watch Wheel O' Fortune. Mook. XP)
"Now, we see here," Shellie began, sounding alot like Steve Irwin, "The elusive JHONEN VASQUEZ. Also known as Honen Vasqueegee, to some other less educated people."
Delta conitnued to smile, and Jhonen was actually quite impressed with Shellie's ability to speak with such a fluent australlian accent, although the information she had just provided ther "Viewers" with was absolutely wrong.
"This specimen, has a few other names attached to him, though. one more commonly known is "Mr.Scolex." That is actually his evil twin, but we won't get into that."
Jhonen Yawned.
"CRIKEY! Delta, I think it's getting a bit hostile. DANGER DANGER DANGER.."
"Oh..oh..ohmigod..it's...yawning..." Delta said.
"Well, of course, I'm yawning. it's kinda what happens when you get a Lack of oxygen....."
"CRIKEY! BUIGGER!WHAT A BEAUTY! DANGER DANGER DANGER!!!!!!"
Kristen giggled in the background as she zoomed in in Jhonen's poor, tired, confused face.
Authors Notes: This really happened to me! In a dream! It was fun! Being Steve Irwin is really what It's cracked up to be. Oh, and the water song is another crazy schmazy song done by Brak. He is dumber than a doorknob, but you see, what fun would like be with out stupidity? W00T! I just rhymed. that was fuuuuun. REVIEW ME! I LIIIIIKKKEEEE THE REVIEWS!
Jhonen asked, not sure he wanted to know the answer.
"Because it's fuuuuunnnn..." Shellie replied, with an odd look of impending crazy-ness on her face.
"Yep! And it makes people stare at us. I like to get attention. Wheeheehee!" Delta was spinning in circles with jhonen's boot in her hand.
"Uh, hey, can I have my boot back?"
"Nope, sorry! You hafya take your shoes of in our house. it's just courtesy."
"Oookkkayy..."Jhonen said as he removed his other boot, revealing that one of his socks was blue, and the other one was striped green and black.For no reason at all, Shellie then pulled the boot from his hands and threw it against the wall, screaming insanely. This was not a happy insane scream, either.
"FUCKING BOOT!! YOU DON'T KNOW MY MAMMA! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK OF AUNTIE FRANK LIKE THAT! YOU WILL PAY, FOR BILL THE HYDRA HAS STOLEN YOUR ASS-MEATS! ARRGH!"
"Um, is she gonna be okay?" Jhonen said, sheepishly. He was sincerely frightened by now. He hoped they wouldn't hurt him...
"She'll be fine. This is RAGE, Her last stage of hyperactivity. It's when she makes up HNB quotes and throws things. She'll be just fine in about an hour."
Kristen said. Jhonen was curled up into a fetal position, trying to keep as far away as possible, while all he had to comfort him was his multi colored socks. And socks were not really comforting.
~~~~**HOURS LATER**~~~~
"WOOOOO! I IS FLYIN LIKE A CHIMP! BARBARA, TENDERIZE THE HAM HOCK!"
"You said she'd be done in an hour and a half! It's been 7 hours, Kristen. I really hafta get back to my hotel.."
"Well, I'm not stopping you."
"No, but THAT is!" Jhonen said, pointing to the still screaming Shellie. He was beginning to wonder if her vocal chords ever took a rest.
Jhonen then got up, and walked over to the screaming girl and grabbed her by the arms.Her body had stopped moving, but she had so much sugar left in her, he head kept moving from side to side as she sang the *water song.
"OOOOOHHH,, WHathappened to the water, the water, the water...what happed to the water, the water so wet..." She sang.
"Hey. Shellie, look at me."Jhonen said to her as he tried to look her straight in the eye.
"It mixed up with the dirt, the dirt, the dirt, it mixed up with the dirt, and turned into mud!"
"Hey! Stop flailing your head, look at me!"
"The mud got on my shoe, my shoe, my shoe, the mud got on my shoe, and then I came inside.."
"Jhonen, Just give up." Delta chimed. "She's hopeless."
"God is she always this hyper?"
"Mmmm.....pretty much, yes."
"THEEE MUD got on the carpet, the carpet, the carpet, the mud got on the carpet, and my mom got mad. She sent me for some water, to clean the carpet, I turned on the faucet, but nothing came out, OOHHHH WHAAATTT happened to the water, the water, the water, what happened to the water, the water we need to CLEEEAAANNN THE CARRPPETTTT AND WAAAASH THE DOOOG!! AND WAAAAAAAAAAAASSH THE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGG!!!!! Wash the dog."
There was an awkward moment of silense as Shellie..DUN DUN DUNNN..Mellowed down!
"Jhonen?" She asked
"Yes?"
"Can we put you in a cage and film you?"
"Sigh..do I even have a choice?"
"Hehehehehe. (no)"
"I see. well, I guess I should just start struggling now, huh."
"Yep, probably."
"Kay.."
Automatically, delta and shellie grabbed Jhonen by the arms and put him into an oversized cage. He thrashed about, but the power of crazy fangirls was just to much for him. It was the supreme power , at the moment, anyway. With that, Jhonen was now in the cage, staring out at the Psycho fangirls and hoping whatever they were going to do to him wasn't going to hurt, very much. Pain was one thing that did not exactly mix well with him. it just did not like him very much. Jhonen didn't like it either. Kristen came up to the cage, with a small video-camcorder, and filmed Jhonen looking dazed and confused. Shellie began to speak in a strong Australlian accent, and Delta began smiling like Vanna White. (If you don't know who Vanna White is, watch Wheel O' Fortune. Mook. XP)
"Now, we see here," Shellie began, sounding alot like Steve Irwin, "The elusive JHONEN VASQUEZ. Also known as Honen Vasqueegee, to some other less educated people."
Delta conitnued to smile, and Jhonen was actually quite impressed with Shellie's ability to speak with such a fluent australlian accent, although the information she had just provided ther "Viewers" with was absolutely wrong.
"This specimen, has a few other names attached to him, though. one more commonly known is "Mr.Scolex." That is actually his evil twin, but we won't get into that."
Jhonen Yawned.
"CRIKEY! Delta, I think it's getting a bit hostile. DANGER DANGER DANGER.."
"Oh..oh..ohmigod..it's...yawning..." Delta said.
"Well, of course, I'm yawning. it's kinda what happens when you get a Lack of oxygen....."
"CRIKEY! BUIGGER!WHAT A BEAUTY! DANGER DANGER DANGER!!!!!!"
Kristen giggled in the background as she zoomed in in Jhonen's poor, tired, confused face.
Authors Notes: This really happened to me! In a dream! It was fun! Being Steve Irwin is really what It's cracked up to be. Oh, and the water song is another crazy schmazy song done by Brak. He is dumber than a doorknob, but you see, what fun would like be with out stupidity? W00T! I just rhymed. that was fuuuuun. REVIEW ME! I LIIIIIKKKEEEE THE REVIEWS!