Hours Passed, as the crazy crazy girls played with Jhonen, putting a paper cup on his head, making him sing the little tea pot song and teach them all how to draw the tallests. Jhonen Became very disoriented at one point, and passed out.
"Shellie, I think..we killed him...."
"CRIKEY! IT'S PURPLE! WOOO!"
"No, shellie, seriously. I think he's Dead..or something."
"Really?" Shellie asked as she went into the large cage and sat down next to Jhonen.
"Yep. See if he still has a pulse."
"Mmkay." Shelle Rolled Jhonen over on his back, and she put her head to his chest, listening for a heartbeat.What she heard was most frightening.
"Uhh, Delta? Kristen? I htink you should hear this...."She said as she motioned for the other two girls to come over. She pointed To Jhonen with a confused and worried look on her face.
"It it normal for a heartbeat to sound like "Tainted Love?"
"Prrobably not...."
"Hmmm..Listen, this is actually pretty good..." Kristen said as she began humming to the defunct 80's song.
"I've got to..BUM BUM! Get awaaayy..I'm got to BUM BUM! Run awaaayyy..I've got to..BUM BUM Get awaaaay from the pain you...DRIVE into mee-hee.."
"hee hee! KARAOKE! WHO'S UP FOR IT?" Delta squealed.Just then, Jhonen stirred.
"Uhnng...wha...where am I?" He asked, confused.
"What? You're in our hotel room, silly!" Shellie replied.
"Huh? Who..who are you? Why am I ..in cage?"
Shellie, Kristen, And Delta all just stared at eachother, realizing the most greatest, most wonderfullest thing ever. (I loves me grammah.X3)Jhonen Had amnesia.
"Uhh..okaayyyy, Fist," Shellie began, "Tell me your name."
"Uhmmm..Taquito?"
Shellie giggled menacingly.
"Guess again."
"...s..spork."
This time, she fell over from the force of her own laughter.
"NOOOO! TRY AGAIN! HEE HEE HEE!"
"I don't know my name,. ok!!?? I don't know who you are..I don't know where I am, I'm so confuuusedd!!"
"It's ok..Don't worry. You're name is Jhonen Vasquez, and.."
"NO! DO NOT REMIND HIM!" Shellie screamed at Delta.
"Why?"
"Heeheheheh...I have plaaans..."
"Oh, dear god..Kristen we must tell him his life story! QUICK!"
"I DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE STORY!"
"I DON'T EITHER!"
"HELP! I'M CONFUSED!"
"MY PLAAANNNNNN!!! EEEEEEHEHEHEHE!"
This went on for about 10 minuites, until they finally realised that screaming and yelling at eachother was only going to confuse the poor amnesiac more and it gave Kristen a massive head ache.
"Shellie, we HAVE to restore his memory somehow. THINK!"
"Uuhhhhh, okay..I GOT IT!"
"Oh jeez..."
Shellie stood up in front of Jhonen, And held up a piece of paper and a pencil.
"Draaawwwwww...." She said.
"What?" He asked.
"GIRRRRRRR....." She replied.
"What is this..GIR you speak of?"
"HEEEHEEE! GIR!" Shellie said as she flailed the paper in his face.
"AUCH! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT GIR IS! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
"Shellie! Stop! You're not helping!"
"GASP! Yes! I now know the solution..." Delta said.
"YES...I DOES TOO.." Shellie whispered.
"ice.....sucky......heheheheheheeeee..."
"Kristen! Give me your wallet! I MUST PURCHASE ICE SUCKY!!"
"Umm..okay." Kristen handed Delta her wallet and Delta ran out of the room giggling like a derranged school girl. Which she was.
Delta ran across the street, causing a 95-car pile up, as Kristen watched from the hotel room window.
"Oh, por que yo dela ir solamente?" She sighed.
~~~~**AT THE 24/7**~~~~
"CLERK PERSON! I NEED ICE SUCKY!"
"Uhmmm..okay...The machine is in the back.."
"YES! I GO, NOW!"
Delta flew to the back of the store, Taking a huge cup and filling it with Cherry Ice sucky. She grinned as the machine made the 'FFFFTTTT' Sound. She then flew back out the store, leaving Kristen's wallet on the counter. The clerk person Just stared at it, unsure of what to do.
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"Shellie, I think..we killed him...."
"CRIKEY! IT'S PURPLE! WOOO!"
"No, shellie, seriously. I think he's Dead..or something."
"Really?" Shellie asked as she went into the large cage and sat down next to Jhonen.
"Yep. See if he still has a pulse."
"Mmkay." Shelle Rolled Jhonen over on his back, and she put her head to his chest, listening for a heartbeat.What she heard was most frightening.
"Uhh, Delta? Kristen? I htink you should hear this...."She said as she motioned for the other two girls to come over. She pointed To Jhonen with a confused and worried look on her face.
"It it normal for a heartbeat to sound like "Tainted Love?"
"Prrobably not...."
"Hmmm..Listen, this is actually pretty good..." Kristen said as she began humming to the defunct 80's song.
"I've got to..BUM BUM! Get awaaayy..I'm got to BUM BUM! Run awaaayyy..I've got to..BUM BUM Get awaaaay from the pain you...DRIVE into mee-hee.."
"hee hee! KARAOKE! WHO'S UP FOR IT?" Delta squealed.Just then, Jhonen stirred.
"Uhnng...wha...where am I?" He asked, confused.
"What? You're in our hotel room, silly!" Shellie replied.
"Huh? Who..who are you? Why am I ..in cage?"
Shellie, Kristen, And Delta all just stared at eachother, realizing the most greatest, most wonderfullest thing ever. (I loves me grammah.X3)Jhonen Had amnesia.
"Uhh..okaayyyy, Fist," Shellie began, "Tell me your name."
"Uhmmm..Taquito?"
Shellie giggled menacingly.
"Guess again."
"...s..spork."
This time, she fell over from the force of her own laughter.
"NOOOO! TRY AGAIN! HEE HEE HEE!"
"I don't know my name,. ok!!?? I don't know who you are..I don't know where I am, I'm so confuuusedd!!"
"It's ok..Don't worry. You're name is Jhonen Vasquez, and.."
"NO! DO NOT REMIND HIM!" Shellie screamed at Delta.
"Why?"
"Heeheheheh...I have plaaans..."
"Oh, dear god..Kristen we must tell him his life story! QUICK!"
"I DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE STORY!"
"I DON'T EITHER!"
"HELP! I'M CONFUSED!"
"MY PLAAANNNNNN!!! EEEEEEHEHEHEHE!"
This went on for about 10 minuites, until they finally realised that screaming and yelling at eachother was only going to confuse the poor amnesiac more and it gave Kristen a massive head ache.
"Shellie, we HAVE to restore his memory somehow. THINK!"
"Uuhhhhh, okay..I GOT IT!"
"Oh jeez..."
Shellie stood up in front of Jhonen, And held up a piece of paper and a pencil.
"Draaawwwwww...." She said.
"What?" He asked.
"GIRRRRRRR....." She replied.
"What is this..GIR you speak of?"
"HEEEHEEE! GIR!" Shellie said as she flailed the paper in his face.
"AUCH! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT GIR IS! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
"Shellie! Stop! You're not helping!"
"GASP! Yes! I now know the solution..." Delta said.
"YES...I DOES TOO.." Shellie whispered.
"ice.....sucky......heheheheheheeeee..."
"Kristen! Give me your wallet! I MUST PURCHASE ICE SUCKY!!"
"Umm..okay." Kristen handed Delta her wallet and Delta ran out of the room giggling like a derranged school girl. Which she was.
Delta ran across the street, causing a 95-car pile up, as Kristen watched from the hotel room window.
"Oh, por que yo dela ir solamente?" She sighed.
~~~~**AT THE 24/7**~~~~
"CLERK PERSON! I NEED ICE SUCKY!"
"Uhmmm..okay...The machine is in the back.."
"YES! I GO, NOW!"
Delta flew to the back of the store, Taking a huge cup and filling it with Cherry Ice sucky. She grinned as the machine made the 'FFFFTTTT' Sound. She then flew back out the store, leaving Kristen's wallet on the counter. The clerk person Just stared at it, unsure of what to do.
EEENNND CHAPTER 4!!!! WHOOOO! JHONEN THE AMNESIAC! I feel so bad, right now.. *sniff* I really like Tainted Love..it is such fun song. Heehehehe..83