Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings. I just slotted Arien in.
A/N: Badtothebone here. This is just a silly fic I thought of when sitting on the porcelain throne of stinkiness and listening to 'Who Let The Dogs Out' for five times on my stereo.
Who let the hobbits out?
The War of the Ring was now over, and Sauron was defeated, never to return. There was a great celebration in Rivendell. Those invited to the celebration were Aragorn, King of Gondor and his queen, Arwen Undomiel; Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood and hero of the fellowship; Gimli the Lord of the Glittering Caves, also a hero of the fellowship; Lord Celeborn and his wife the Lady Galadriel, the rulers of Lorien; Faramir the steward of Ithilien and his lady, the fair Eowyn; King Eomer of Rohan; Gandalf the wizard and last but not least, the four hobbits of the fellowship, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took.
During the feast, Lord Elrond's son, Elladan, was revising on the magic tricks and spells he would perform at the feast. Pippin approached him and shocked him by shouting "Boo!" Elladan screamed, then said, "Don't disturb me here, you hobbit." "Hobbit?" Elladan murmured as his eyes fell upon a roomful of hobbits. Gimli had lost his beard and was nearly crying, Legolas had curly hair with pimples on his face, Aragorn was shocked and Arwen had fainted. Elladan looked into a mirror. What he saw was a plump, dark-haired hobbit staring back at him. "Arrrgh! By Eru, what have I done?" Elladan said in shock. "You're asking me, bro? How am I going to attract girls like this?" Elrohir had become a short little hobbit with curly brown hair. "How am I going to flirt around like this, El?" cried Arien, the youngest child of Lord Elrond. She had become short and fat.
"You'd better turn us back," growled Legolas, who was at least a thousand years older than Elladan and Elrohir. "Yes sir," Elladan whined as he searched for a spell to counter the one he had cast. "Aha! I've found it!" Elladan shouted, and said the spell. "Hurray, we are ourselves again!" cried everybody. "We are the only four hobbits around, yippee!" cheered Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. "I've got my beard again!" Gimli said as he jumped with joy. "I'm me again!" whooped Legolas. "I'm the king again!" shouted Aragorn as he hugged Arwen. Arien went back to flirting around Legolas and the Mirkwood prince grinned. "I'm the ladies' man again!" Elrohir said and began to strut around and sway his hips. Soon, six pretty elf maidens crowded around Elrohir. Elladan noticed another spell. "Hey, I found a spell to turn everyone into dogs." "Oh, no, you don't!" everyone shouted and jumped on top of Elladan. "Hey, just kidding! Ow, geroff, geroff!" Elladan whimpered.