4:47 PM 11/4/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Spongebob Squarepants
Squilium: Well Squidy, this is just how I pictured your band would look.
[cut to spongebob who's doing a little dance]
Squidward: That's his...eager face.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 3. (points up to the Q.O.T.W) This quotes from one of my favorite Spongebob episodes.
Vegeta: (looking at his watch and waiting for Goku to show up again) (wryly) Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, Squidward has to get a band together to play at the Bubble-Dome and uses various members of Bikini Bottom
but they aren't paying attention, play horribly, and end up beating each other with their instruments, and all around perform
horribly but in the end they band together (no pun intended) and play the concert and Squidward gets a happy ending.
Vegeta: You know who ELSE would like his own "happy ending"? *attention-getting-cough*
Chuquita: (flatly) I let you win once, get over it.
Vegeta: (snorts) You didn't let ME win; you let my future self from the alternate timeline win. And I DON'T want to win in
the future I want to win NOW!
(little giggle is heard behind him)
Vegeta: (turns around to see Son in a pink princess costume grinning and waving to him) (turns back to the audiance with his
eyes bulging out of their sockets) Oh dear God....me and my BIG MOUTH.
Goku: (plops in his seat) (giggles) Little Veggie like my new costume? I'm Veggie's prin---
Vegeta: [slaps his hand over Son's mouth] (nervous laugh) Uh-heh-heh-heh... (whispers angrily to him) WHAT THE HECK DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!
Goku: (confused) It's the Halloween Special, Veggie. This is my third costume. (grin) I'm your pri---
Vegeta: [slaps his hand over Son's mouth] --NO YOU'RE NOT!!! If you wanted to be my ANYTHING why didn't you get your
servant-maid uniform on!!
Goku: (turns a pale greenish color) I don't like being a "servant-maid", little Veggie. (perks up) I like being a princess
MUCH BETTER; you know, if I had a choice in the matter.
Vegeta: (groans) WHY do I even speak...
Chuquita: Well if you didn't the Corner'd be pretty boring now wouldn't it?
Goku: (happily) Yeah! We love little Veggie's input! He's what makes it all exciting!
Vegeta: (flatly) I'm "exciting".
Goku: (enthusiastically) You BET you are!
Chuquita: Yeah, how many other short, half-crazy, evil-plotting, manipulating, super-powered little space alien princes do we
know?
Goku: Heehee, not many!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ... (narrows his eyes) I _STILL_ have to object to Kakarrotto's ridiculous "oujo" costume. IT'S A
MOCKERY TO THE TITLE!!!
Goku: (sadly) Sorry little Veggie. I didn't mean to offend.
Vegeta: (points at him) THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA _WHAT_ IS INVOLVED IN BECOMING A SAIYAJIN NO OUJO! FOR SOMEONE WHO IS
NOT BORN INTO THE ROYAL FAMILY SUCH AN ACHIEVEMENT IS VERY VERY DIFFICULT!!!
Chuquita: No offense Veggie, but you both are infinately stronger than any other saiyajin in existance living or dead. If the
"test" was set to the royal saiyajin standard back when you were little it would probably be embarassingly easy for Son-kun
to pass.
Goku: (grins proudly) Yeah Veggie, I can take anything you throw at me.
Vegeta: (glares at him) I'm still not officializing you.
Goku: (pouts) Aww, why not?
Vegeta: BECAUSE! YOU'RE KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: (sweatdrop) What does that have to do with anything?
Vegeta: THAT HAS _EVERYTHING_ TO DO WITH "ANYTHING"!! Besides if I even WANTED (heaven forbid) to crown you as a oujo it
would be POINTLESS because THEN I'D HAVE NO ONE LEFT TO RULE OVER!! YOU'RE THE ONLY LIVING PEASANT I HAVE LEFT, MORON!!
Goku: ... (big stupid grin) Oh yeah!
Vegeta: (heavy frustrated sigh) Honestly!...
Goku: (smiles) Can I be Veggie's "pretend" princess then?
Vegeta: (glares at him)
Goku: (stares back at Veggie w/big sparkily eyes) Hmmmmm?
Vegeta: OHhhh, (lets his shoulders hang) alright, you can be my PRETEND princess.
Goku: (cheers) YAY! [hugs Veggie] (chanting) I'm Veggie's princess! I'm Veggie's princess! I'm Veggie's princess.
Vegeta: (to Chu) Just start the chapter already.
Chuquita: Here we go Vedge!
Summary: Chi-Chi interupts Goku and Veggie during the worst possible time of their sparring match and ends up in the direct
path of a solar flare. After a visit to Capsule Corp, Bulma is certain Chi-Chi has been permanently blinded. But is she
right? Chi-Chi hopes not because Vegeta is using every chance he gets to drive her further and further to the brink of
insanity? Will she lose her mind before she regains her vision? Find out!
Vegeta: (to Chu) I somehow think Kakarrotto assumes the title of "oujo" is the same as the title of "big buddy".
Chuquita: There's no connection whatsoever between them is there Veggie?
Vegeta: Not a chance.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, "Kakarroujo".
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) ...
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" *BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*-- "
" Hey Mom! How ya doing? " Gohan said cheerfully as he, Videl, and Goten entered the Son house. Gohan froze in place
in complete confusement as to why his mother was standing infront of a wall while repeatedly banging her head against it,
" Uhh, Mom? " he cocked an eyebrow.
" Gohan your Toussan has gone off to the Ouji's to be wooed into his clutches by delicious well-made meals. " Chi-Chi
groaned tiredly, " AND I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE BECAUSE I'M TEMPORARILY BLINDED BY A STUPID ATTACK THAT WAS MEANT
FOR THAT STUPID OUJI!!! " she wailed.
" "Temporary", heh-heh, right. " Gohan bit his lip, " Yeah, Toussan told us all about what happened. ::Including the
permanently blind part:: so I decided to try and help you. "
" OH! My sweet little Gohan-chan! Helping your mother like this you're my favorite child! " Chi-Chi said happily,
throwing her arms around him.
" HEY! What about me! " Goten exclaimed, tugging on Chi-Chi's pantleg.
" OH, you're my favorite too Goten. " she smiled, hugging him also.
" Umm, I hate to ruin a good family moment, but this thing's getting kind of restless. " Videl said, desperately
trying to keep a grip on the leash to Gohan's childhood pet; Hiyah dragon. Hiyah stretched his head out just far enough to
grab a piece of the nearby couch in his mouth, rip it off, and start to chew it up like a piece of meat. Videl sweatdropped,
" Gohan! This is NOT WORKING! This creature's going to destory everything in the house!!! "
Chi-Chi gasped with joy, " You've all captured the Ouji and had him muzzled, brainwashed, and neutered! We can send
him off to an asylum now! Or a dog-pound! "
The trio stared at Chi-Chi with an awkward expression on their faces.
" Or MAYBE we can sell HIM as a servant. Or off to Ouji-jail, or-- "
" --KAASAN!! " Gohan shouted.
" Yes? " she turned in the direction of his voice.
" This ISN'T a brainwashed Vegeta we have tied up here; it's HIYAH DRAGON! " he exclaimed, then said more calmly,
" You remember Hiyah, don't you? "
" Oh yeah, that big purple monster who used to eat our food and furniture that Goku kept for you in that secret cave
even though I told him it was a danger to us all. " Chi-Chi said flatly. Gohan's face fell into a sad expression, " He has a
weakness for all things "huggable". " she added sarcastically.
" Well, that's oh-kay because you'll be able to get around easier with Hiyah leading you. We thought you could use
him as a, you know, seeing-eye dragon. " Gohan grinned cheesily.
Chi-Chi folded her arms, " A "seeing-eye dragon". " she said skeptically. Videl yelped as Hiyah ripped himself out of
his leash and lept onto the couch in the living room; causing it to sink several inches.
" HEY YOU! GET DOWN FROM THERE! " Videl yelled at him. Hiyah just sat there and stared at her like she was an idiot.
Videl growled, " OOH WHY I OUTTA-- " she reached to grab him by the collar.
" RRAAA!! " Hiyah snapped at her.
" ACK! " Videl yelped, pulling her hand away just before it got biten off. She glared at Gohan, " *PSST!* Gohan!! "
" ...and you see since he already knows what Toussan smells like it should be easy for him to find-- " Gohan paused
his explination to turn his head to Videl who was lamely pointing at Hiyah. The large purple dragon was tearing apart one of
the couch's seat cushions. Gohan sweatdropped, " Duhh... "
" Duhh? What is "duhh"? THAT CREATURE JUST CRAPPED ON THE FLOOR DIDN'T HE GOHAN! " Chi-Chi yelled at him.
" Nuh--no.. " Gohan gulped, his eyes widening as Hiyah swallowed the cushion whole, " Oh good Lord...he SWALLOWED
it! "
" ... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I don't know WHAT it just "swallowed", Gohan, but if you don't get it out of my house
and back into the wild right this second I'm going to go ballistic. " she placed her hand over her forehead, trying her best
to keep her temper down to a minimum.
" Swallowed? Oh! It didn't swallow anything Kaasan. REALLY. " Gohan protested nervously, then grabbed Hiyah and set
him on the ground where he quickly re-tied the dragon's collar to its leash, " *whew*! " he turned to Chi-Chi, " So Mom?
Wanna take it--err--him out for a spin while we tidy up the place. " he offered while staring in disgust at the
near-destroyed piece of living room furniture.
" I don't know... " Chi-Chi trailed off suspicously.
" Come on Mom I tried it and it was really really fun! " Goten said eagerly, " You'll love it! "
Chi-Chi sighed, " Alright, I'll try. " she nodded.
" YAY! HAHA! " Goten cheered, " Give her Hiyah's leash big brother! " he said to Gohan, who did so.
" He knows basic commands and directions. All you have to do is tell him "Hiyah go find "fill in the name here"." and
he's off! " Gohan explained.
" It's that simple, huh? " she looked down at Hiyah curiously, then smirked, " Alright; HIYAH! GO FIND GOKU! "
Chi-Chi ordered him. Hiyah stopped to sniff the air.
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, " I _SAID_; HIYAH, GO FIND GO---WAHHH!!! "
Hiyah lept into the air and flew full speed through several walls of the Son home before getting outside and making a
beeline down several hills, " RRRAA!!! " he shouted happily; Chi-Chi screaming in terror as she held onto his leash for dear
life. Gohan, Videl, and Goten watched them speed off into the distance.
" Ohhh, big brother, you're in trouble now. " Goten giggled in a sing-song voice.
Gohan sweatdropped, " Muh--maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. "
" Ya think? " Videl sweatdropped, then turned to him, " Follow me Gohan, maybe we can get your Mom's couch fixed
before she gets back. " she said, heading off into the living room.
Gohan stared as Chi-Chi and Hiyah disappear into the backround, " _IF_ she gets back... "
" MMMMMmmmMMMmmMMMMmmMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMmMMM!!! " Goku mmmed with delight as another spoonful of chocolate pudding was
plopped in his mouth, " Little Veggie it is all so delicious! " he said happily, " And its so nice of you to feed me too! "
" Heh-heh, yes, I know. " Vegeta snickered, scooping some more freshly made pudding onto the spoon. He looked up at
the larger saiyajin with curiousity, " You really like my food? "
" Of course I do! Little Veggie makes the greatest food I've ever had! " Goku exclaimed.
The ouji gave him a geniuine smile, " Thank you. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku grinned at him, " I like it when Veggie smiles for real. "
" So do I. " Vegeta wryly commented, feeding the larger saiyajin another spoonful, " You know, " an evil smirk made
its way across his face, " You could eat like this all the time if you moved in here with me. "
Goku paused, " Oh Veggie I can't do that, I have to take care of Chi-chan; especially since she can't see ever
again. " he said sadly.
Vegeta froze, his eyes bugging out of his head, " Wait, did you say "she can't see EVER again"? "
Goku bit his lip, " Yeah, Bulma and Dr. Briefs told me that from the tests they did on Chi-chan that she's
permanently blinded--as in FOREVER. But I can't bring myself to tell Chi-chan that, Veggie, I just CAN'T! " he grabbed the
smaller saiyajin and hugged him, " It'd crush her heart into tiny pieces Veggie. You understand why I can't tell her, right?"
" _I_ could tell her for you. " Vegeta smirked.
" Little Veggie if YOU told Chi-chan about her eternal blindness---oh little Veggie she'd KILL you! " Goku squeaked
out, hugging tighter, " I WON'T LET HER KILL YOU VEGGIE!! " he wailed.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-hehhhh... " the little ouji's face glowed bright red, " Aww Kakay, I never knew you cared. " Vegeta
slurred out in a dazed tone of voice, then quickly slapped himself across the face, " SO! Can I tell her? "
" I already said NO! " the larger saiyajin gawked.
" Why not? I can beat Onna easy if she tries to attack me, and even if she tried I doubt without the aid of her human
eye-sight that she could do ANY damage to me. " Vegeta boasted.
" Sorry Veggie, I think we should wait a while before letting Chi-chan know. Can you imagine how she would react to
learning that thanks to us she'll never get her eyesight back? "
" Heh-heh, yes.. " Vegeta snickered, invisioning a psychotic, screaming Chi-Chi in a straight-jacket being taken away
by the men in the white coats, " I can't wait! " he threw his arms in the air only to knock over the bowl of pudding he had
been feeding Goku and sent it flying all over him. Vegeta twitched in disgust, " Eew... "
" Hahahahhaha! " Goku laughed at him, then grabbed several globs of pudding of the ouji and stuff it in his mouth,
" Pudding! Now with special Veggie juices! " he giggled.
" That...isn't funny... " Vegeta growled, then shrieked suddenly as a huge tongue ran up the side of his head
slurping up the layers of chocolate pudding and instead leaving a coat of drool in their place, " KAKARROTTO!! " he screamed
in anger and embarassment. Goku swallowed the pudding, then stuck out his large tongue which now had a large amount of little
black hairs laying ontop of it.
" Behh.. " he grinned with his tongue still hanging out.
" Ohhhh..... " Vegeta gritted his teeth, feeling his hand in the general area of his few lost hairs, " KA..KA..
RROTT.. " he turned in rage to where Goku was sitting only to see a cute, blissful expression on the larger saiyajin's face.
" --Yes little Veggie? " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes.
" ...Ohhh. " Vegeta finished, his face glowing bright red, " Umm, say, Kakay? "
" Hmm? " Goku grinned anxiously.
" How wou--would you like to help you "little buddy" bake a cake? " Vegeta squeaked out, desperately trying to regain
the normal tint of his face back.
" OH VEGGIE THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN!! " Goku grabbed the ouji's hands, " It'll be just like when we made our fusion
babies!---only with CAKE! "
" ... "
" ... "
" ...right. " Vegeta fake-coughed, trying to lighten the air of discomfort around him, " Let's get started then,
huh? " he pulled his hands out of the other saiyajin's, not to mention his gloves. Vegeta looked down at his now-bare hands
and sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto? "
" Yeah little Veggie 'o mine? " Goku said happily. Vegeta pointed to his gloves, which were still in Goku's hands,
" Oh! Sorry 'bout that. " he grinned sheepishly, handing them over. Vegeta grumbled as he put his gloves back on, " What do
we do first Veggie? " Goku asked.
" Well, "first" we have to decide what KIND of cake we're making. Flavor-wise that is. " the ouji said calmly, his
gloves now back on his hands.
" CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE I WANT CHOCOLATE!! " Goku eagerly waved his arm in the air.
" You just HAD several bowl-fulls of "chocolate"! " Vegeta felt a vein bulge on his forehead in irritation.
" I know, but it's just that Chi-chan doesn't let me have chocolate that often and you were nice enough to make me
some goodies that DO have chocolate inside. " the larger saiyajin said sweetly, trying to steer the smaller one's opinion.
" NO. " he said sternly, then smirked, " _I_ want to make strawberry. "
" But I want chocolate Veggie! " the larger saiyajin pouted.
" Too bad! "
" ... "
" ... "
" HA! " Goku suddenly perked up, " I've got it! We'll make a MARBLE cake! " he held his hands out.
" ...a what? " Vegeta cocked his head, confused.
" A marble cake! We'll mix the two cake-mixes together! Not enough to completely fuse them but just enough so that
it'll have both flavors running together in the finished cake! It'll be like, a BUDDY cake! " Goku said happily, hugging
Vegeta.
" You had to say "fuse", didn't you. " the ouji twitched uncomfortably.
" Well, actually since they'll just be mixed with each other it'll be more like merging then fusing. " the bigger
saiyajin nodded, then smiled warmly and hugged tighter, " OH VEGGIE I promise I'll be the best food-making assistant EVER! "
The little ouji let out a short giggle; once again glowing bright red, " Of course Kakarrotto, heh-heh, " he laughed
nervously, " It'll be...nice working with you... "
Goku grinned in response, " HEE~~~~ "
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!! " Chi-Chi
shrieked at the top of her lungs as Hiyah flew over the hills at a speed unknown to mankind with the exception of the two
saiyajins themselves.
" RRA RRA!! " he cheered happily, flapping his wings and making good time, considering the Son house and Capsule Corp
were on opposite sides of the country.
Chi-Chi growled, " I'LL KILL YOU YOU BIG PURPLE HALF-BAKED MONSTER!! " she slowly pulled herself up his leash,
preparing to bop Hiyah on the head.
" Rrr? " Hiyah turned to the left to hear what seemed like the faint sounds of a nearby city, " RAA! " he cheered,
quickly veering to the left and sending Chi-Chi flying through a nearby tree.
" AHHH-HAHA!!! " she screamed in pain, " YOU'RE DEAD YOU HEAR ME!! "
" *Beep*BEEP*BEEP*beep*BEEEEP*!! " Hiyah continued to run until he neared a major highway and began to happily race
several of the cars down it to see who was the fastest.
" AAHHHHHHHHHH, HIYAH STOP! " Chi-Chi cried, then felt something loosen and gasped, " THE LEASH IS BREAKING! HIYAH!
HIYAH YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME! YOUR LEASH IS BREAKING! WE'RE DOWN A 70MPH HIGHWAY! AND I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! " she wailed,
" So stop already. Come on! " she begged him, " PLEASE! " Chi-Chi spat out.
Hiyah looked over his shoulder just in-time to see the back end of his leash rip in half, sending Chi-Chi flying
backwards and directly smash into the front bumper of a large moving van. Hiyah gulped, then quickly turned his head back to
the road as if he hadn't seen anything.
Chi-Chi groaned, then slowly peeled the dozens of flies off her that had stuck to her after she hit the bumper. She
slowly climbed up the side of the truck till she reached the door and glared angrily it the driver.
" AHHH!! HOLY CHEEZES WHERE DID YOU COME FROM LADY!! " he screamed in shock. Chi-Chi punched him in the face and
kicked him out of the truck. She hopped in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas pedal, sending the truck roaring down the
highway in Hiyah's direction.
" PREPARE TO DIE YOU STUPID DRAGON!!! " Chi-Chi yelled maniacally in Hiyah's direction.
" RAAAAH!! " Hiyah cried out in terror, flying as fast as he could. Chi-Chi and her 'new' truck quickly caught up to
him. She grabbed the piece of the leash she had been snapped off with, leaned her body halfway out of the truck door, and
spun it in a circle above her head. Chi-Chi threw the leash out at Hiyah, lassoing him around the neck. She lept from the
truck and onto his back, " ACK! " Hiyah yelped in pain.
" NOW. " Chi-Chi snarled at him, " Do we have an UNDERSTANDING with each other? " she yanked on the lasso tigher.
" YIPE! " Hiyah quickly nodded, causing Chi-Chi to loosen the grip around his neck.
" Good. Now ONTO West City! I HAVE A BABY TO SAVE!!! " she shouted determindly.
" RRRARRA!! " Hiyah said excitedly, then noticed he was headed straight for a "Welcome to West City" sign on the side
of the road. The dragon ducked and flew underneath it, however Chi-Chi was not as lucky and smashed right through it. She
sweatdropped; pieces of the now-broken sign in her hair and clothes, along with the "Population" chunk now in her mouth.
Chi-Chi spit the huge piece of wood out.
" Something tells me this is not going to be a fun day... "
" And now you're supposed to put another egg in. " Vegeta explained as he grinned mercilessly at the egg, then
cracked it on the edge of the bowl, " Heh-heh-heh, if only I had been there to see that happen to Onna... " he snickered,
musing, " What a glorious memory THAT would've made. "
" Veggie are you sure this is how you do it? " Goku cocked an eyebrow at the sideways egg he held in his hand.
" Of COURSE this is how you crack eggs? You LIVE with Onna! Haven't you learned ANYTHING about preparing food? "
Vegeta exclaimed.
" Umm, well, " Goku bit his lip, embarassed, " The last time I helped Chi-Chi cook something was right after we got
married. I was supposed to put something in the oven and I remember Chi-Chi screaming "NO GOKU NO!" and the whole room
EXPLODED!!! " he sighed, a humiliated blush-line over his nose, " Chi-chan and I spent 2 weeks in the hospital being treated
for burn wounds after that. She never let me help her make food again. "
Vegeta laughed, " Haha! Another entertaining moment in history I missed out on. "
Goku cracked the second egg and placed its inerds in the bowl, copying the ouji, " So Veggie? How'd you learn to
cook? I mean, you don't seem like someone who could make anything more complicated then a peanut-butter-n-jelly sandwich. "
he grinned goofily.
" Are you saying I look like an idiot? " Vegeta glared at him.
" Nah, Veggie I'm just saying that I didn't think you'd know how to cook/bake stuff. I mean, you spend all that time
training... " he trailed off.
" You think I don't know how to do anything other than fight? HA! " the ouji said mockingly, " I learned how to do
this back on Bejito-sei. We saiyajins are warriors but we're useless unless we have the energy we need to fight. As the
prince of the planet I had to learn how to keep myself nurished while on other planets. Naturally the better skilled we are
at making food, the more we can eat of it and the more strength we can pull from the food we ate! "
" A-mazing. " Goku's eyes widened temporarily, " Why didn't little Veggie cook anything for all of us before then? "
he pouted.
" BECAUSE "little Veggie" didn't think it was worth it to waste his skills on your bakayaro friends and that evil
Onna. " Vegeta retorted.
" Oh. " Goku sweatdropped.
" Here, " the smaller saiyajin handed him a large wooden spoon, " Mix this while I go set up the oven. " Vegeta said,
walking off to the other side of the kitchen.
Goku grinned at him, " Heee, Veggie trusts me! " he said happily, then put the spoon in the mixture and began to mix
it rapidly; which, for Goku, was infact mind-bendingly fast. The mixture began to splatter all over the kitchen.
Vegeta whistled to himself as he opened the oven to peek inside when he felt several large globs of mush smack him
in the back of the head. He cringed, " I gave Kakarrotto a spoon, and told him to mix. " he flatly cited his mistake, " God,
like I didn't see this coming. " Vegeta groaned, then turned around, dignified and ready to meet his peasant only to have a
huge glob of cake mix smack into his face, completely covering it with a chocolate strawberrish mixture. The ouji twitched in
digust, " Gagarroddo... " he gritted teeth, his voice muffled through the sloppy cake.
Goku giggled at him, " *snicker* Yes, *giggle* little Veggie? "
" Come 'ere. " Vegeta said a little too calmly, motioning Goku over with his fingers. Goku waddled over to where his
small, cake-covered companion stood and leaned down to his height.
" Yeah Veggie? " Goku asked curiously.
Vegeta reached up, grabbed a chunk of the cake mix off his face, and smushed it in Goku's, " HERE!!! " he snorted
angrily.
Goku blinked for a moment, confused, then licked the fresh cake off his face, " Mmm, yummy! "
" "Mmm, yummy". Baka. " Vegeta mimmicked him, then grumbled, " It's a good thing we have another bowl-full of that
stuff. I just guess our 'cake' won't be having any extra layers added to it. " he grabbed a nearby towel and wiped his face
off, " Ech, " Vegeta stuck his tongue out in digust, " These two flavors taste HORRIBLE together, Kakarrotto! "
" Just like grape jelly and cheese. " Goku grinned cheerfully.
Vegeta stared at him incrediously, " ...what? "
" I said just like grape jelly and chee-- "
" NO! Don't---don't speak anymore Kakarrotto, just go sit down at the table and I'll do this by myself. " Vegeta
groaned, " I'm not about to stand here and have you ruin anything else. " he grabbed a nearby step-stool and positioned it
infront of the counter Goku had set the second bowl of the mixture on.
" I'll get that for you little buddy. " Goku said hopefully, reaching for the bowl.
" AHH KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta shrieked as the bowl slipped out of Goku's hands and headed for the floor. The ouji dove
at lightning speed and caught it just in time, " *whew*. "
" WOW! " Goku said, impressed, " My little Veggie is so much FASTER than Chi-chan at catcing stuff! "
Vegeta felt a vein on his forehead bulge, " No...kidding... " he sat up with the bowl in his hands, " I could never
live with you like this on a regular basis. " he mumbled to himself, " I'd lose my mind....if you didn't crack that first
too. " the ouji stood up, " Kakarrotto--again; your help is no longer needed, sit down in a chair or preferably somewhere far
away from me until I'm finished with this cake, alright. " he snorted, pouring the mixture inside a pan and placing it in the
oven.
" Veggie gonna banish me from the kitchen just like Chi-chan? " Goku's eyes watered.
Vegeta paused, then sensed a familiar hated ki nearing Capsule Corp, ::Onna:: he thought bitterly, then glanced over
at the larger saiyajin who was staring at him w/big teary sparkily eyes. Vegeta sighed, " No Kakarrotto, I'm not banishing
you from the kitchen like ONNA did. " he spat her name out scornfully. Goku smiled at him.
" Does that mean I can still help my little Veggie cook yummy goodies for us to eat together? " Goku rubbed his eyes.
Vegeta nodded, " Hai, Kaka-chan. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " VEGGIE LOVES ME AGAIN! "
The ouji sweatdropped, " Now come over here and I'll teach you how to set the oven up. "
" Heeheeheehee. " the larger saiyajin giggled, prancing over to him and leaning overtop of Vegeta in an excited
manner, " It's the food-cooking machine!! "
" Yes, the "food-cooking machine". " Vegeta repeated dryly, then perked up, " Now first you have to adjust this knob
here, " he said, then cocked his head over his shoulder, sensing Chi-Chi's ki heading up the driveway. Vegeta smirked,
" Here, let me HELP YOU adjust it. " held Goku's hand over the knob and turned it. Goku stared at the oven in curiousity,
then grinned with happiness as it lit up inside through the glass door.
" You did it Veggie! You turned it on! "
" *KICK*! " the front door was kicked open. There in the doorway stood a beaten, garbage covered, raging creature who
looked like she had just escaped from a mental insitution, " OUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi roared in anger.
Vegeta did his best to keep himself from bursting into laughter at her current messy state. He looked up at Goku,
" Say Kakay, how would you like me "turn it on" again, eh? " he hugged the larger saiyajin, who smiled happily in response.
" WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL TEAR YOU APART!!! " Chi-Chi snarled as she slowly made her way across the foyer.
" Oh! Onna, it's you. " Vegeta snickered, " I didn't "see" you come in. "
" Very funny, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically, " GOKU YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME NOW!! " she screamed at the
larger saiyajin.
" Chi-chan I can't yet! I'm not done baking with my little Veggie. " Goku pouted, hugging Vegeta tightly.
" GOKU!!! " she growled angrily.
" I spy, with my eye, something that smells..like DEFEAT. Oh, wait, it's YOU. " Vegeta pointed at Chi-Chi, then
laughed victoriously, " HAHAHA! Poor poor Onna, rotting in the stench of her own failure. " he looked back up at Goku, " So,
Kakay-chan ready to go get some icing for our 'cake'? "
" YEAH! I LOVE TOPPINGS VEGGIE! " Goku cheered.
" What "cake"? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" The 'cake' that Kakarrotto and I made with our combined love and care for each other. " the little ouji
over-dramatically stated.
" It's chocolate-n-strawberry marble! " Goku chirped, picking up several buckets of icing and sprinkle containers,
" Just like making fusion-babies---only without that awkward "How'd we do that?!" phase. "
" ...oh.. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then reached to angrily grab Vegeta by the collar only to realize there was no
collar to grab, " Hey what the--WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES!!! " she shrieked at him.
" Calm down, Onna. I've still got a nice warm pair of Kakay's boxer shorts on; not to mention this nifty cook's apron
I borrowed from Bulma's mother. " Vegeta boasted.
Chi-Chi's jaw hung slightly open, " YOU'RE WEARING HIS PANTS!!! " she turned to Goku in shock, " HE'S WEARING YOUR
PANTS!!! "
" It's better then leaving little Veggie nakee and freezing in the cold cold weather. " Goku shrugged, " Besides,
that's just an extra pair leftover from my extra gi. " the large saiyajin paused, " Hey where IS my extra gi? " he cocked an
eyebrow at the ouji.
" Goku, let's get out of here before you find out. " Chi-Chi cringed, grabbing his wrist, " I want you to wait
outside while _I_ deal with the Ouji. "
" WHAT!? " he gawked, " Chi-chan I can't let you do that. " Goku shook his head.
" Fine. Then wait somewhere else in the room for me. " she said, shooing him away. Goku frowned, then watched as a
smirking ouji pulled a chair out for him and patted the seat.
" Right here would be FINE, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta snickered.
" Heeheehee, little Veggie's so nice getting me a seat and all. " Goku grinned, sitting down, " Thank you little
Veggie 'o mine. " he said sweetly. The ouji's face glowed bright red.
" Don't...mention it, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta giggled embarassingly.
" "Don't mention it Kakarrotto", BLEH! " Chi-Chi mocked him in disgust. Vegeta glared at her, " Heh, Ouji with my
new ki-sensing abilities there is NO WAY I'm going to let you out of my blind sight. "
" Ahh, yes, you mean your training out on the lookout. " he nodded, " Well as much as it is for you to TELL where a
ki is it's no help if you can't tell who it is. "
" I can sense your EVIL energy miles away, Ouji. " Chi-Chi growled.
" Ahh, but I'd think it would be much harder to distinguish my own "evil ki" from a dozen others, eh? " Vegeta
boasted.
Chi-Chi blinked, confused, " What are you talking about NOW? "
" I'm talking about a brand-new technique I've learned. Well I wouldn't say it's BRAND-NEW but it is still relatively
fresh. " Vegeta said proudly, " Trunks taught it to me. I was planning on using this the first time while in a battle with
Kakarrotto; but I guess a battle OVER Kakarrotto is the next best thing. "
" Errr... " Chi-Chi glared at him.
" You'll recognize this one rather quickly Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked at the larger saiyajin, who cocked his head
curiously, " SUPER GHOST KAMIKAZE ATTACK!! " the ouji shouted. His cheeks puffed up and within seconds he had spit out a
dozen floating white blobs. Goku stared at the forming blobs. The larger saiyajin's eyes widened as they fully formed
themselves, resulting in 12 small Veggie-headed ghosts.
" Hehehehehehehehehehe.. " the little ghosts chuckled at once.
" ALRIGHT GHOSTS! ATTACK HER!! " Vegeta ordered them.
" ...AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! " a high-pitched voice squealed in utter joy from behind them. Vegeta and the Veggie-ghosts
turned around to see Goku staring at them with excitement; a little trail of drool hanging out the side of his mouth, " Oh
little Veggie look how CUTE they are! I WANNA HUG 'UM AND SQUEEZE 'UM AND DRESS 'UM ALL UP IN CUTE LITTLE OUTFITS AND GO TO
THE PARK WITH THEM SO WE CAN ALL RIDE ON THE SWINGS TOGETHER!!! LEMMIE HUG 'UM!!! " Goku grinned eagerly. Vegeta yelped as
he grabbed Goku by the feet and sent him falling to the ground.
" Kakarrotto are you crazy! If you touch ANY of them they'll instantly explode! That's how the technique works!! "
Vegeta demanded. Goku frowned.
" But Veggie they're all so cute in their own special veggie-ghost ways. " he sniffled, his hands still shaking with
the need to hug something.
" Who are you? " one of the veggie-ghosts floated past Goku in a curious way.
" LET ME HUG YOU!!! " Goku cried in excitement. The cute, chubby ghost gulped and floated away from him, " NO! COME
BACK I ONLY WANT A HUG! I'LL SETTLE FOR A PAT ON THE HEAD! "
" Kakarrotto will you come to your senses! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Yes Veggie. " he sighed, " BUT THEY'RE ALL SO _CUTE_!!! "
" Like ME? " Vegeta smirked.
" YEAH! JUST LIKE VEGGIE! " Goku grinned, hugging the ouji tightly, " Veggie so warm and comfy to hold! " he sighed.
" Am I really? " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" MMM-HMMMMM. " Goku nodded while still hugging him.
" ...well, " Vegeta spoke up after glowing and pulling himself out of Goku's grasp, " That's very nice of you,
Kakarrotto. " he shook the last bit of blush from his face, then teleported back behind the ghosts, " ALRIGHT ONNA!! YOU
READY TO TAKE ON 13 OF US!! "
" Of course I am, you evil little monster. " Chi-Chi narrowed her blind eyes at him, " I'll beat you easily! "
" Ahh, but it will be a little harder to determine which ONE is me, to you, won't it? " he smirked. Chi-Chi froze.
Each of the ghosts had their own ki, which was completely identical to the ouji's himself.
She sweatdropped, " OF COURSE I CAN FIGURE OUT THE FAKES FROM THE REAL ONE! "
" Surrrre you can, Onna. " Vegeta said skeptically, " Why it'll be easy. If it doesn't EXPLODE directly after you
hit it; its me. "
Chi-Chi gulped, " Piece of cake. "
" Caaaake. " Goku stared longingly at the cake in the oven.
" GHOSTS! ATTACK THE ONNA!! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! " Vegeta ordered. The ghosts flew at Chi-Chi, all cackling away
madly.
" I'LL FIND YOU EASILY, OUJI! " Chi-Chi shouted, " I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU WIN!! "
Vegeta laughed, " Heh, from over here, it looks like I've ALREADY won. "
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2:24 AM 11/7/2002
END OF PART 3!
Goku: (eyes widen) (to Chu) VEGGIE ghosts?
Chuquita: What? (grins) I've always wanted to see Veggie do that move ever since I saw Gotenks ghosts (who incidentally look
just like Veggie when they're in ssj form) BTW, today is Vejitto day!
Goku: *FWEEP* (singing) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JI-CHAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JI-CHAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JI-CHAN! *FWEEP* HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
Vegeta: (groans) OHhhh...
Goku: (to Veggie) Heeeee~~~ [holds up a portara] Look how they sparkle with love little Veggie!
Vegeta: (turns a pale green) Oh God, I think I'm getting a flashback...
Chuquita: (to Son) You know I bet if you two used a pair of portara repeatedly, then went inside of Buu, annulled the fusion,
and left again and again, then used the dragonballs to bring them all back, you could eventually create a large city-full of
saiyajins.
Goku: (grins) COOOOOOooOOOOoooOOOL! HEY VEGGIE LET'S TRY THAT!
Vegeta: (shrieks) NO WAY!!! (smirks) Besides, even if we did, "Super Buu" no longer exists to absorb and release us. [feels
a tap on his shoulder; glances over it and freaks out]
Fat Buu: Loud man call Buu?
Vegeta: AHH!!! [zips behind Son] (points to Chu) YOU called him here, DIDN'T YOU!
Chuquita: What? NO!
Goku: I called Chubby-Buu here Veggie.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes at Goku) Youuuu, BAKAYARO!!! WHAT THE HECK IS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW!!!!
Goku: (happily) Lotsa happy chibi fusion-babies who love me very much.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...NO.
Goku: (pouts) But Veh-GEE!
Vegeta: NO!
Fat Buu: (to Chu) They going to fight or is Buu going to eat them? Buu HUNGRY.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (laughs nervously) Uhhh, go talk to Son-san. He'll tell you.
Fat Buu: (pokes Son) Buu eat you now?
Goku: (holds up one finger) Hold on one second oh-kay? (whispers to him) I'm talking to Ji-chan's Mommy.
Fat Buu: (confused) Ohhhh, what Buu do till then?
Chuquita: [holds up a bucket of candy] Leftover halloween candy.
Fat Buu: YAY! [starts stuffing his face]
Goku: (clasps his hands together) Please Veggie?
Vegeta: I SAID NO! ARE YOU INSANE! I DON'T WANT ANYMORE "FUSION BABIES" THAN THE TWO I SO STUPIDLY AGREED TO CREATE IN THE
FIRST PLACE.
Goku: (sniffles) But Veggie they'd love you so much. (perks up) And you could order THEM around so you'd still kinda have
half-peasants and I can be the princess.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Ahh, alterior motives...NO!
Goku: (pouts) Awww.
Vegeta: And take that sickening princess costume off! YOU'RE MY PEASANT!
Goku: If I get rid of my princess costume will you help me make 10 more fusion babies for me to hug and love and take care
of?
Vegeta: NO WAY!
Goku: 8 fusion babies?
Vegeta: NO!!!
Goku: ...5?
Vegeta: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY NO!
Goku: 3? (grins)
Vegeta: Actually it's been 6 times so far.
Goku: (plops a portara in Veggie's hand) (chirps) 6 works for me!
Vegeta: What? NO! NO MORE "FUSION BABIES"!! THERE'S VEJITTO, THERE'S GOGETA! IF WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SIX ADDITIONAL
FUSION BABIES OUR CREATOR WOULD HAVE MADE IT SO!!! BUT HE DIDN'T, DID HE KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: (sadly) No...
Chuquita: Actually Vejitto wasn't orignally supposed to be born in the first place. Toriyama wanted to end the show with
Gohan beating Buu (w/out absorbing Gotenks and Piccolo) but the original fans in Japan wanted Goku to save the day instead;
and I completely agree with them, I like Goku better than Gohan; so Toriyama decided to do the whole "Dai Kaioshin gives Son
his life and the portara and sends him back and he meets up with Veggie and they save the day" thing.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) Really?
Goku: (sniffles) Me-n-Veggie almost never got our Ji-chan.
Vegeta: (groans) So close, yet so far...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (confused) I can understand why I came back, but why did little Veggie return?
Chuquita: So you'd have someone to fuse with other than Gohan (who got absorbed) and Tenshinhan (who got knocked unconsious).
They show your imagination as to what fusing with Dende or Hercule would look like and.... (cringes) it's not that pretty.
Especially since you're only allowed to use the portara once in your life and have only one fusion partner.
Vegeta: HA! SEE THAT KAKARROTTO! "USE THE PORTARA ONCE IN YOUR LIFE"!! THAT'S IT! Your plan has been FOILED.
Fat Buu: Buu out of candy! [zaps several staff members into pastries] Cake for Buu! [runs off to eat them]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Listen you better tell him to leave or else we're all gonna end up as FOOD.
Goku: (Mr. Point out) But if me-n-Veggie were able to unfuse ourselves from inside Buu we should be able to do it again and
again, right?
Chuquita: (nods) I guess that makes sense.
Goku: (cheers) YAY! Here Veggie! [holds out portara]
Vegeta: STOP IT!!
Chuquita: (sighs) He won't let you Son.
Goku: (pouts) But I want my little fusion babies...
Vegeta: WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!!! (snorts) Besides, you still have that little you-clone Onna gave birth to and trained
while you were in other world.
Goku: Yeah....but my fusion babies with Veggie grow up more like me than the babies I have with Chi-chan.
Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! GOHAN AND GOTEN LOOK MUCH MORE LIKE YOU THAN ONNA! THEY EVEN SHARE A SIMILAR ANNOYING
SQUEAKY VOICE!!
Goku: (looking at the floor) They don't really act like me though... (perks up) But Ji-chan and Goggie DO!
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Of course they do THEY'RE BOTH FULL-BLOODED SAIYAJINS! THEY HAVE NO ONNA-GENES TO TAINT THEIR LOVE
OF FIGHTING!!!
Goku: And that's why I wanna make them some more brothers and sisters.
Vegeta: Kakarrotto there's no possible way we could make SISTERS for them if we TRIED!
Goku: (happily) ...let's try anyway! Put yours on!
Vegeta: I SAID NO!!!
Goku: (sniffles) (sadly waddles off-stage) I'm going to go change out of my pretty oujo costume and CRY INTO IT... (sobs)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (to Veggie) I suppose it's better this way, if you two fused too many times with the earrings you're libel to
come out of one of the fusions with your dna all mixed up.
Vegeta: (imagines himself with Son's hair and shivers) Blehhh, good point.
Fat Buu: (w/chocolate all over his face) BUU STILL HUNGRY! FEED BUU NOW!!!
[Veggie & Chu sweatdrop]
Vegeta: Is it just me or does he look a little drunk?
Chuquita: Oddly enough I think you're right.
Fat Buu: (grins evilly at Veggie) You look like you make good cotton candy.
Vegeta: (eyes-widen) (freaked out) KAKARROTTO!!!
[no response]
Vegeta: KAKARROTTO COME BACK!! REALLY!!!
Fat Buu: Buu turn little saiya-jin into cotton candy! [prepares to zap Veggie]
Vegeta: KAKARROTTOOOO!!
Chuquita: [rips out her Big Book of Author Spells and rapidly flips through the book] ...AH-HA! [zaps Buu, causing him to
disappear] *Whew*!
Vegeta: ... (blinks) (confused) WHAT'D YOU DO!?
Chuquita: I sent him to the Arctic.
Vegeta: ...why?
Chuquita: It was the first "send something somewhere else" spell I saw.
Vegeta: So...you've just unleashed Fat Buu on everyone and everything living in the Arctic.
Chuquita: (shrugs) Yeah, pretty much. (perks up) But don't worry, I'm sure he'll freeze before he can seriously injure
anyone.
Vegeta: Whatever you say Chu.
Chuquita: (to audiance) See you in Part 4 of "Eye Spy!" everybody! We'll find out if Chi-Chi can avoid being hit by the
Veggie-ghosts.
Vegeta: (evil, eager grin) AND what Kakarrotto's last costume is going to be.
Chuquita: (waves) Bye for now!
Vegeta: We'll see you later, Earthlings.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Spongebob Squarepants
Squilium: Well Squidy, this is just how I pictured your band would look.
[cut to spongebob who's doing a little dance]
Squidward: That's his...eager face.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 3. (points up to the Q.O.T.W) This quotes from one of my favorite Spongebob episodes.
Vegeta: (looking at his watch and waiting for Goku to show up again) (wryly) Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, Squidward has to get a band together to play at the Bubble-Dome and uses various members of Bikini Bottom
but they aren't paying attention, play horribly, and end up beating each other with their instruments, and all around perform
horribly but in the end they band together (no pun intended) and play the concert and Squidward gets a happy ending.
Vegeta: You know who ELSE would like his own "happy ending"? *attention-getting-cough*
Chuquita: (flatly) I let you win once, get over it.
Vegeta: (snorts) You didn't let ME win; you let my future self from the alternate timeline win. And I DON'T want to win in
the future I want to win NOW!
(little giggle is heard behind him)
Vegeta: (turns around to see Son in a pink princess costume grinning and waving to him) (turns back to the audiance with his
eyes bulging out of their sockets) Oh dear God....me and my BIG MOUTH.
Goku: (plops in his seat) (giggles) Little Veggie like my new costume? I'm Veggie's prin---
Vegeta: [slaps his hand over Son's mouth] (nervous laugh) Uh-heh-heh-heh... (whispers angrily to him) WHAT THE HECK DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!
Goku: (confused) It's the Halloween Special, Veggie. This is my third costume. (grin) I'm your pri---
Vegeta: [slaps his hand over Son's mouth] --NO YOU'RE NOT!!! If you wanted to be my ANYTHING why didn't you get your
servant-maid uniform on!!
Goku: (turns a pale greenish color) I don't like being a "servant-maid", little Veggie. (perks up) I like being a princess
MUCH BETTER; you know, if I had a choice in the matter.
Vegeta: (groans) WHY do I even speak...
Chuquita: Well if you didn't the Corner'd be pretty boring now wouldn't it?
Goku: (happily) Yeah! We love little Veggie's input! He's what makes it all exciting!
Vegeta: (flatly) I'm "exciting".
Goku: (enthusiastically) You BET you are!
Chuquita: Yeah, how many other short, half-crazy, evil-plotting, manipulating, super-powered little space alien princes do we
know?
Goku: Heehee, not many!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ... (narrows his eyes) I _STILL_ have to object to Kakarrotto's ridiculous "oujo" costume. IT'S A
MOCKERY TO THE TITLE!!!
Goku: (sadly) Sorry little Veggie. I didn't mean to offend.
Vegeta: (points at him) THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA _WHAT_ IS INVOLVED IN BECOMING A SAIYAJIN NO OUJO! FOR SOMEONE WHO IS
NOT BORN INTO THE ROYAL FAMILY SUCH AN ACHIEVEMENT IS VERY VERY DIFFICULT!!!
Chuquita: No offense Veggie, but you both are infinately stronger than any other saiyajin in existance living or dead. If the
"test" was set to the royal saiyajin standard back when you were little it would probably be embarassingly easy for Son-kun
to pass.
Goku: (grins proudly) Yeah Veggie, I can take anything you throw at me.
Vegeta: (glares at him) I'm still not officializing you.
Goku: (pouts) Aww, why not?
Vegeta: BECAUSE! YOU'RE KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: (sweatdrop) What does that have to do with anything?
Vegeta: THAT HAS _EVERYTHING_ TO DO WITH "ANYTHING"!! Besides if I even WANTED (heaven forbid) to crown you as a oujo it
would be POINTLESS because THEN I'D HAVE NO ONE LEFT TO RULE OVER!! YOU'RE THE ONLY LIVING PEASANT I HAVE LEFT, MORON!!
Goku: ... (big stupid grin) Oh yeah!
Vegeta: (heavy frustrated sigh) Honestly!...
Goku: (smiles) Can I be Veggie's "pretend" princess then?
Vegeta: (glares at him)
Goku: (stares back at Veggie w/big sparkily eyes) Hmmmmm?
Vegeta: OHhhh, (lets his shoulders hang) alright, you can be my PRETEND princess.
Goku: (cheers) YAY! [hugs Veggie] (chanting) I'm Veggie's princess! I'm Veggie's princess! I'm Veggie's princess.
Vegeta: (to Chu) Just start the chapter already.
Chuquita: Here we go Vedge!
Summary: Chi-Chi interupts Goku and Veggie during the worst possible time of their sparring match and ends up in the direct
path of a solar flare. After a visit to Capsule Corp, Bulma is certain Chi-Chi has been permanently blinded. But is she
right? Chi-Chi hopes not because Vegeta is using every chance he gets to drive her further and further to the brink of
insanity? Will she lose her mind before she regains her vision? Find out!
Vegeta: (to Chu) I somehow think Kakarrotto assumes the title of "oujo" is the same as the title of "big buddy".
Chuquita: There's no connection whatsoever between them is there Veggie?
Vegeta: Not a chance.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, "Kakarroujo".
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) ...
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" *BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*-- "
" Hey Mom! How ya doing? " Gohan said cheerfully as he, Videl, and Goten entered the Son house. Gohan froze in place
in complete confusement as to why his mother was standing infront of a wall while repeatedly banging her head against it,
" Uhh, Mom? " he cocked an eyebrow.
" Gohan your Toussan has gone off to the Ouji's to be wooed into his clutches by delicious well-made meals. " Chi-Chi
groaned tiredly, " AND I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE BECAUSE I'M TEMPORARILY BLINDED BY A STUPID ATTACK THAT WAS MEANT
FOR THAT STUPID OUJI!!! " she wailed.
" "Temporary", heh-heh, right. " Gohan bit his lip, " Yeah, Toussan told us all about what happened. ::Including the
permanently blind part:: so I decided to try and help you. "
" OH! My sweet little Gohan-chan! Helping your mother like this you're my favorite child! " Chi-Chi said happily,
throwing her arms around him.
" HEY! What about me! " Goten exclaimed, tugging on Chi-Chi's pantleg.
" OH, you're my favorite too Goten. " she smiled, hugging him also.
" Umm, I hate to ruin a good family moment, but this thing's getting kind of restless. " Videl said, desperately
trying to keep a grip on the leash to Gohan's childhood pet; Hiyah dragon. Hiyah stretched his head out just far enough to
grab a piece of the nearby couch in his mouth, rip it off, and start to chew it up like a piece of meat. Videl sweatdropped,
" Gohan! This is NOT WORKING! This creature's going to destory everything in the house!!! "
Chi-Chi gasped with joy, " You've all captured the Ouji and had him muzzled, brainwashed, and neutered! We can send
him off to an asylum now! Or a dog-pound! "
The trio stared at Chi-Chi with an awkward expression on their faces.
" Or MAYBE we can sell HIM as a servant. Or off to Ouji-jail, or-- "
" --KAASAN!! " Gohan shouted.
" Yes? " she turned in the direction of his voice.
" This ISN'T a brainwashed Vegeta we have tied up here; it's HIYAH DRAGON! " he exclaimed, then said more calmly,
" You remember Hiyah, don't you? "
" Oh yeah, that big purple monster who used to eat our food and furniture that Goku kept for you in that secret cave
even though I told him it was a danger to us all. " Chi-Chi said flatly. Gohan's face fell into a sad expression, " He has a
weakness for all things "huggable". " she added sarcastically.
" Well, that's oh-kay because you'll be able to get around easier with Hiyah leading you. We thought you could use
him as a, you know, seeing-eye dragon. " Gohan grinned cheesily.
Chi-Chi folded her arms, " A "seeing-eye dragon". " she said skeptically. Videl yelped as Hiyah ripped himself out of
his leash and lept onto the couch in the living room; causing it to sink several inches.
" HEY YOU! GET DOWN FROM THERE! " Videl yelled at him. Hiyah just sat there and stared at her like she was an idiot.
Videl growled, " OOH WHY I OUTTA-- " she reached to grab him by the collar.
" RRAAA!! " Hiyah snapped at her.
" ACK! " Videl yelped, pulling her hand away just before it got biten off. She glared at Gohan, " *PSST!* Gohan!! "
" ...and you see since he already knows what Toussan smells like it should be easy for him to find-- " Gohan paused
his explination to turn his head to Videl who was lamely pointing at Hiyah. The large purple dragon was tearing apart one of
the couch's seat cushions. Gohan sweatdropped, " Duhh... "
" Duhh? What is "duhh"? THAT CREATURE JUST CRAPPED ON THE FLOOR DIDN'T HE GOHAN! " Chi-Chi yelled at him.
" Nuh--no.. " Gohan gulped, his eyes widening as Hiyah swallowed the cushion whole, " Oh good Lord...he SWALLOWED
it! "
" ... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I don't know WHAT it just "swallowed", Gohan, but if you don't get it out of my house
and back into the wild right this second I'm going to go ballistic. " she placed her hand over her forehead, trying her best
to keep her temper down to a minimum.
" Swallowed? Oh! It didn't swallow anything Kaasan. REALLY. " Gohan protested nervously, then grabbed Hiyah and set
him on the ground where he quickly re-tied the dragon's collar to its leash, " *whew*! " he turned to Chi-Chi, " So Mom?
Wanna take it--err--him out for a spin while we tidy up the place. " he offered while staring in disgust at the
near-destroyed piece of living room furniture.
" I don't know... " Chi-Chi trailed off suspicously.
" Come on Mom I tried it and it was really really fun! " Goten said eagerly, " You'll love it! "
Chi-Chi sighed, " Alright, I'll try. " she nodded.
" YAY! HAHA! " Goten cheered, " Give her Hiyah's leash big brother! " he said to Gohan, who did so.
" He knows basic commands and directions. All you have to do is tell him "Hiyah go find "fill in the name here"." and
he's off! " Gohan explained.
" It's that simple, huh? " she looked down at Hiyah curiously, then smirked, " Alright; HIYAH! GO FIND GOKU! "
Chi-Chi ordered him. Hiyah stopped to sniff the air.
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, " I _SAID_; HIYAH, GO FIND GO---WAHHH!!! "
Hiyah lept into the air and flew full speed through several walls of the Son home before getting outside and making a
beeline down several hills, " RRRAA!!! " he shouted happily; Chi-Chi screaming in terror as she held onto his leash for dear
life. Gohan, Videl, and Goten watched them speed off into the distance.
" Ohhh, big brother, you're in trouble now. " Goten giggled in a sing-song voice.
Gohan sweatdropped, " Muh--maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. "
" Ya think? " Videl sweatdropped, then turned to him, " Follow me Gohan, maybe we can get your Mom's couch fixed
before she gets back. " she said, heading off into the living room.
Gohan stared as Chi-Chi and Hiyah disappear into the backround, " _IF_ she gets back... "
" MMMMMmmmMMMmmMMMMmmMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMmMMM!!! " Goku mmmed with delight as another spoonful of chocolate pudding was
plopped in his mouth, " Little Veggie it is all so delicious! " he said happily, " And its so nice of you to feed me too! "
" Heh-heh, yes, I know. " Vegeta snickered, scooping some more freshly made pudding onto the spoon. He looked up at
the larger saiyajin with curiousity, " You really like my food? "
" Of course I do! Little Veggie makes the greatest food I've ever had! " Goku exclaimed.
The ouji gave him a geniuine smile, " Thank you. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku grinned at him, " I like it when Veggie smiles for real. "
" So do I. " Vegeta wryly commented, feeding the larger saiyajin another spoonful, " You know, " an evil smirk made
its way across his face, " You could eat like this all the time if you moved in here with me. "
Goku paused, " Oh Veggie I can't do that, I have to take care of Chi-chan; especially since she can't see ever
again. " he said sadly.
Vegeta froze, his eyes bugging out of his head, " Wait, did you say "she can't see EVER again"? "
Goku bit his lip, " Yeah, Bulma and Dr. Briefs told me that from the tests they did on Chi-chan that she's
permanently blinded--as in FOREVER. But I can't bring myself to tell Chi-chan that, Veggie, I just CAN'T! " he grabbed the
smaller saiyajin and hugged him, " It'd crush her heart into tiny pieces Veggie. You understand why I can't tell her, right?"
" _I_ could tell her for you. " Vegeta smirked.
" Little Veggie if YOU told Chi-chan about her eternal blindness---oh little Veggie she'd KILL you! " Goku squeaked
out, hugging tighter, " I WON'T LET HER KILL YOU VEGGIE!! " he wailed.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-hehhhh... " the little ouji's face glowed bright red, " Aww Kakay, I never knew you cared. " Vegeta
slurred out in a dazed tone of voice, then quickly slapped himself across the face, " SO! Can I tell her? "
" I already said NO! " the larger saiyajin gawked.
" Why not? I can beat Onna easy if she tries to attack me, and even if she tried I doubt without the aid of her human
eye-sight that she could do ANY damage to me. " Vegeta boasted.
" Sorry Veggie, I think we should wait a while before letting Chi-chan know. Can you imagine how she would react to
learning that thanks to us she'll never get her eyesight back? "
" Heh-heh, yes.. " Vegeta snickered, invisioning a psychotic, screaming Chi-Chi in a straight-jacket being taken away
by the men in the white coats, " I can't wait! " he threw his arms in the air only to knock over the bowl of pudding he had
been feeding Goku and sent it flying all over him. Vegeta twitched in disgust, " Eew... "
" Hahahahhaha! " Goku laughed at him, then grabbed several globs of pudding of the ouji and stuff it in his mouth,
" Pudding! Now with special Veggie juices! " he giggled.
" That...isn't funny... " Vegeta growled, then shrieked suddenly as a huge tongue ran up the side of his head
slurping up the layers of chocolate pudding and instead leaving a coat of drool in their place, " KAKARROTTO!! " he screamed
in anger and embarassment. Goku swallowed the pudding, then stuck out his large tongue which now had a large amount of little
black hairs laying ontop of it.
" Behh.. " he grinned with his tongue still hanging out.
" Ohhhh..... " Vegeta gritted his teeth, feeling his hand in the general area of his few lost hairs, " KA..KA..
RROTT.. " he turned in rage to where Goku was sitting only to see a cute, blissful expression on the larger saiyajin's face.
" --Yes little Veggie? " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes.
" ...Ohhh. " Vegeta finished, his face glowing bright red, " Umm, say, Kakay? "
" Hmm? " Goku grinned anxiously.
" How wou--would you like to help you "little buddy" bake a cake? " Vegeta squeaked out, desperately trying to regain
the normal tint of his face back.
" OH VEGGIE THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN!! " Goku grabbed the ouji's hands, " It'll be just like when we made our fusion
babies!---only with CAKE! "
" ... "
" ... "
" ...right. " Vegeta fake-coughed, trying to lighten the air of discomfort around him, " Let's get started then,
huh? " he pulled his hands out of the other saiyajin's, not to mention his gloves. Vegeta looked down at his now-bare hands
and sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto? "
" Yeah little Veggie 'o mine? " Goku said happily. Vegeta pointed to his gloves, which were still in Goku's hands,
" Oh! Sorry 'bout that. " he grinned sheepishly, handing them over. Vegeta grumbled as he put his gloves back on, " What do
we do first Veggie? " Goku asked.
" Well, "first" we have to decide what KIND of cake we're making. Flavor-wise that is. " the ouji said calmly, his
gloves now back on his hands.
" CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE I WANT CHOCOLATE!! " Goku eagerly waved his arm in the air.
" You just HAD several bowl-fulls of "chocolate"! " Vegeta felt a vein bulge on his forehead in irritation.
" I know, but it's just that Chi-chan doesn't let me have chocolate that often and you were nice enough to make me
some goodies that DO have chocolate inside. " the larger saiyajin said sweetly, trying to steer the smaller one's opinion.
" NO. " he said sternly, then smirked, " _I_ want to make strawberry. "
" But I want chocolate Veggie! " the larger saiyajin pouted.
" Too bad! "
" ... "
" ... "
" HA! " Goku suddenly perked up, " I've got it! We'll make a MARBLE cake! " he held his hands out.
" ...a what? " Vegeta cocked his head, confused.
" A marble cake! We'll mix the two cake-mixes together! Not enough to completely fuse them but just enough so that
it'll have both flavors running together in the finished cake! It'll be like, a BUDDY cake! " Goku said happily, hugging
Vegeta.
" You had to say "fuse", didn't you. " the ouji twitched uncomfortably.
" Well, actually since they'll just be mixed with each other it'll be more like merging then fusing. " the bigger
saiyajin nodded, then smiled warmly and hugged tighter, " OH VEGGIE I promise I'll be the best food-making assistant EVER! "
The little ouji let out a short giggle; once again glowing bright red, " Of course Kakarrotto, heh-heh, " he laughed
nervously, " It'll be...nice working with you... "
Goku grinned in response, " HEE~~~~ "
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!! " Chi-Chi
shrieked at the top of her lungs as Hiyah flew over the hills at a speed unknown to mankind with the exception of the two
saiyajins themselves.
" RRA RRA!! " he cheered happily, flapping his wings and making good time, considering the Son house and Capsule Corp
were on opposite sides of the country.
Chi-Chi growled, " I'LL KILL YOU YOU BIG PURPLE HALF-BAKED MONSTER!! " she slowly pulled herself up his leash,
preparing to bop Hiyah on the head.
" Rrr? " Hiyah turned to the left to hear what seemed like the faint sounds of a nearby city, " RAA! " he cheered,
quickly veering to the left and sending Chi-Chi flying through a nearby tree.
" AHHH-HAHA!!! " she screamed in pain, " YOU'RE DEAD YOU HEAR ME!! "
" *Beep*BEEP*BEEP*beep*BEEEEP*!! " Hiyah continued to run until he neared a major highway and began to happily race
several of the cars down it to see who was the fastest.
" AAHHHHHHHHHH, HIYAH STOP! " Chi-Chi cried, then felt something loosen and gasped, " THE LEASH IS BREAKING! HIYAH!
HIYAH YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME! YOUR LEASH IS BREAKING! WE'RE DOWN A 70MPH HIGHWAY! AND I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! " she wailed,
" So stop already. Come on! " she begged him, " PLEASE! " Chi-Chi spat out.
Hiyah looked over his shoulder just in-time to see the back end of his leash rip in half, sending Chi-Chi flying
backwards and directly smash into the front bumper of a large moving van. Hiyah gulped, then quickly turned his head back to
the road as if he hadn't seen anything.
Chi-Chi groaned, then slowly peeled the dozens of flies off her that had stuck to her after she hit the bumper. She
slowly climbed up the side of the truck till she reached the door and glared angrily it the driver.
" AHHH!! HOLY CHEEZES WHERE DID YOU COME FROM LADY!! " he screamed in shock. Chi-Chi punched him in the face and
kicked him out of the truck. She hopped in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas pedal, sending the truck roaring down the
highway in Hiyah's direction.
" PREPARE TO DIE YOU STUPID DRAGON!!! " Chi-Chi yelled maniacally in Hiyah's direction.
" RAAAAH!! " Hiyah cried out in terror, flying as fast as he could. Chi-Chi and her 'new' truck quickly caught up to
him. She grabbed the piece of the leash she had been snapped off with, leaned her body halfway out of the truck door, and
spun it in a circle above her head. Chi-Chi threw the leash out at Hiyah, lassoing him around the neck. She lept from the
truck and onto his back, " ACK! " Hiyah yelped in pain.
" NOW. " Chi-Chi snarled at him, " Do we have an UNDERSTANDING with each other? " she yanked on the lasso tigher.
" YIPE! " Hiyah quickly nodded, causing Chi-Chi to loosen the grip around his neck.
" Good. Now ONTO West City! I HAVE A BABY TO SAVE!!! " she shouted determindly.
" RRRARRA!! " Hiyah said excitedly, then noticed he was headed straight for a "Welcome to West City" sign on the side
of the road. The dragon ducked and flew underneath it, however Chi-Chi was not as lucky and smashed right through it. She
sweatdropped; pieces of the now-broken sign in her hair and clothes, along with the "Population" chunk now in her mouth.
Chi-Chi spit the huge piece of wood out.
" Something tells me this is not going to be a fun day... "
" And now you're supposed to put another egg in. " Vegeta explained as he grinned mercilessly at the egg, then
cracked it on the edge of the bowl, " Heh-heh-heh, if only I had been there to see that happen to Onna... " he snickered,
musing, " What a glorious memory THAT would've made. "
" Veggie are you sure this is how you do it? " Goku cocked an eyebrow at the sideways egg he held in his hand.
" Of COURSE this is how you crack eggs? You LIVE with Onna! Haven't you learned ANYTHING about preparing food? "
Vegeta exclaimed.
" Umm, well, " Goku bit his lip, embarassed, " The last time I helped Chi-Chi cook something was right after we got
married. I was supposed to put something in the oven and I remember Chi-Chi screaming "NO GOKU NO!" and the whole room
EXPLODED!!! " he sighed, a humiliated blush-line over his nose, " Chi-chan and I spent 2 weeks in the hospital being treated
for burn wounds after that. She never let me help her make food again. "
Vegeta laughed, " Haha! Another entertaining moment in history I missed out on. "
Goku cracked the second egg and placed its inerds in the bowl, copying the ouji, " So Veggie? How'd you learn to
cook? I mean, you don't seem like someone who could make anything more complicated then a peanut-butter-n-jelly sandwich. "
he grinned goofily.
" Are you saying I look like an idiot? " Vegeta glared at him.
" Nah, Veggie I'm just saying that I didn't think you'd know how to cook/bake stuff. I mean, you spend all that time
training... " he trailed off.
" You think I don't know how to do anything other than fight? HA! " the ouji said mockingly, " I learned how to do
this back on Bejito-sei. We saiyajins are warriors but we're useless unless we have the energy we need to fight. As the
prince of the planet I had to learn how to keep myself nurished while on other planets. Naturally the better skilled we are
at making food, the more we can eat of it and the more strength we can pull from the food we ate! "
" A-mazing. " Goku's eyes widened temporarily, " Why didn't little Veggie cook anything for all of us before then? "
he pouted.
" BECAUSE "little Veggie" didn't think it was worth it to waste his skills on your bakayaro friends and that evil
Onna. " Vegeta retorted.
" Oh. " Goku sweatdropped.
" Here, " the smaller saiyajin handed him a large wooden spoon, " Mix this while I go set up the oven. " Vegeta said,
walking off to the other side of the kitchen.
Goku grinned at him, " Heee, Veggie trusts me! " he said happily, then put the spoon in the mixture and began to mix
it rapidly; which, for Goku, was infact mind-bendingly fast. The mixture began to splatter all over the kitchen.
Vegeta whistled to himself as he opened the oven to peek inside when he felt several large globs of mush smack him
in the back of the head. He cringed, " I gave Kakarrotto a spoon, and told him to mix. " he flatly cited his mistake, " God,
like I didn't see this coming. " Vegeta groaned, then turned around, dignified and ready to meet his peasant only to have a
huge glob of cake mix smack into his face, completely covering it with a chocolate strawberrish mixture. The ouji twitched in
digust, " Gagarroddo... " he gritted teeth, his voice muffled through the sloppy cake.
Goku giggled at him, " *snicker* Yes, *giggle* little Veggie? "
" Come 'ere. " Vegeta said a little too calmly, motioning Goku over with his fingers. Goku waddled over to where his
small, cake-covered companion stood and leaned down to his height.
" Yeah Veggie? " Goku asked curiously.
Vegeta reached up, grabbed a chunk of the cake mix off his face, and smushed it in Goku's, " HERE!!! " he snorted
angrily.
Goku blinked for a moment, confused, then licked the fresh cake off his face, " Mmm, yummy! "
" "Mmm, yummy". Baka. " Vegeta mimmicked him, then grumbled, " It's a good thing we have another bowl-full of that
stuff. I just guess our 'cake' won't be having any extra layers added to it. " he grabbed a nearby towel and wiped his face
off, " Ech, " Vegeta stuck his tongue out in digust, " These two flavors taste HORRIBLE together, Kakarrotto! "
" Just like grape jelly and cheese. " Goku grinned cheerfully.
Vegeta stared at him incrediously, " ...what? "
" I said just like grape jelly and chee-- "
" NO! Don't---don't speak anymore Kakarrotto, just go sit down at the table and I'll do this by myself. " Vegeta
groaned, " I'm not about to stand here and have you ruin anything else. " he grabbed a nearby step-stool and positioned it
infront of the counter Goku had set the second bowl of the mixture on.
" I'll get that for you little buddy. " Goku said hopefully, reaching for the bowl.
" AHH KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta shrieked as the bowl slipped out of Goku's hands and headed for the floor. The ouji dove
at lightning speed and caught it just in time, " *whew*. "
" WOW! " Goku said, impressed, " My little Veggie is so much FASTER than Chi-chan at catcing stuff! "
Vegeta felt a vein on his forehead bulge, " No...kidding... " he sat up with the bowl in his hands, " I could never
live with you like this on a regular basis. " he mumbled to himself, " I'd lose my mind....if you didn't crack that first
too. " the ouji stood up, " Kakarrotto--again; your help is no longer needed, sit down in a chair or preferably somewhere far
away from me until I'm finished with this cake, alright. " he snorted, pouring the mixture inside a pan and placing it in the
oven.
" Veggie gonna banish me from the kitchen just like Chi-chan? " Goku's eyes watered.
Vegeta paused, then sensed a familiar hated ki nearing Capsule Corp, ::Onna:: he thought bitterly, then glanced over
at the larger saiyajin who was staring at him w/big teary sparkily eyes. Vegeta sighed, " No Kakarrotto, I'm not banishing
you from the kitchen like ONNA did. " he spat her name out scornfully. Goku smiled at him.
" Does that mean I can still help my little Veggie cook yummy goodies for us to eat together? " Goku rubbed his eyes.
Vegeta nodded, " Hai, Kaka-chan. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " VEGGIE LOVES ME AGAIN! "
The ouji sweatdropped, " Now come over here and I'll teach you how to set the oven up. "
" Heeheeheehee. " the larger saiyajin giggled, prancing over to him and leaning overtop of Vegeta in an excited
manner, " It's the food-cooking machine!! "
" Yes, the "food-cooking machine". " Vegeta repeated dryly, then perked up, " Now first you have to adjust this knob
here, " he said, then cocked his head over his shoulder, sensing Chi-Chi's ki heading up the driveway. Vegeta smirked,
" Here, let me HELP YOU adjust it. " held Goku's hand over the knob and turned it. Goku stared at the oven in curiousity,
then grinned with happiness as it lit up inside through the glass door.
" You did it Veggie! You turned it on! "
" *KICK*! " the front door was kicked open. There in the doorway stood a beaten, garbage covered, raging creature who
looked like she had just escaped from a mental insitution, " OUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi roared in anger.
Vegeta did his best to keep himself from bursting into laughter at her current messy state. He looked up at Goku,
" Say Kakay, how would you like me "turn it on" again, eh? " he hugged the larger saiyajin, who smiled happily in response.
" WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL TEAR YOU APART!!! " Chi-Chi snarled as she slowly made her way across the foyer.
" Oh! Onna, it's you. " Vegeta snickered, " I didn't "see" you come in. "
" Very funny, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically, " GOKU YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME NOW!! " she screamed at the
larger saiyajin.
" Chi-chan I can't yet! I'm not done baking with my little Veggie. " Goku pouted, hugging Vegeta tightly.
" GOKU!!! " she growled angrily.
" I spy, with my eye, something that smells..like DEFEAT. Oh, wait, it's YOU. " Vegeta pointed at Chi-Chi, then
laughed victoriously, " HAHAHA! Poor poor Onna, rotting in the stench of her own failure. " he looked back up at Goku, " So,
Kakay-chan ready to go get some icing for our 'cake'? "
" YEAH! I LOVE TOPPINGS VEGGIE! " Goku cheered.
" What "cake"? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" The 'cake' that Kakarrotto and I made with our combined love and care for each other. " the little ouji
over-dramatically stated.
" It's chocolate-n-strawberry marble! " Goku chirped, picking up several buckets of icing and sprinkle containers,
" Just like making fusion-babies---only without that awkward "How'd we do that?!" phase. "
" ...oh.. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then reached to angrily grab Vegeta by the collar only to realize there was no
collar to grab, " Hey what the--WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES!!! " she shrieked at him.
" Calm down, Onna. I've still got a nice warm pair of Kakay's boxer shorts on; not to mention this nifty cook's apron
I borrowed from Bulma's mother. " Vegeta boasted.
Chi-Chi's jaw hung slightly open, " YOU'RE WEARING HIS PANTS!!! " she turned to Goku in shock, " HE'S WEARING YOUR
PANTS!!! "
" It's better then leaving little Veggie nakee and freezing in the cold cold weather. " Goku shrugged, " Besides,
that's just an extra pair leftover from my extra gi. " the large saiyajin paused, " Hey where IS my extra gi? " he cocked an
eyebrow at the ouji.
" Goku, let's get out of here before you find out. " Chi-Chi cringed, grabbing his wrist, " I want you to wait
outside while _I_ deal with the Ouji. "
" WHAT!? " he gawked, " Chi-chan I can't let you do that. " Goku shook his head.
" Fine. Then wait somewhere else in the room for me. " she said, shooing him away. Goku frowned, then watched as a
smirking ouji pulled a chair out for him and patted the seat.
" Right here would be FINE, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta snickered.
" Heeheehee, little Veggie's so nice getting me a seat and all. " Goku grinned, sitting down, " Thank you little
Veggie 'o mine. " he said sweetly. The ouji's face glowed bright red.
" Don't...mention it, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta giggled embarassingly.
" "Don't mention it Kakarrotto", BLEH! " Chi-Chi mocked him in disgust. Vegeta glared at her, " Heh, Ouji with my
new ki-sensing abilities there is NO WAY I'm going to let you out of my blind sight. "
" Ahh, yes, you mean your training out on the lookout. " he nodded, " Well as much as it is for you to TELL where a
ki is it's no help if you can't tell who it is. "
" I can sense your EVIL energy miles away, Ouji. " Chi-Chi growled.
" Ahh, but I'd think it would be much harder to distinguish my own "evil ki" from a dozen others, eh? " Vegeta
boasted.
Chi-Chi blinked, confused, " What are you talking about NOW? "
" I'm talking about a brand-new technique I've learned. Well I wouldn't say it's BRAND-NEW but it is still relatively
fresh. " Vegeta said proudly, " Trunks taught it to me. I was planning on using this the first time while in a battle with
Kakarrotto; but I guess a battle OVER Kakarrotto is the next best thing. "
" Errr... " Chi-Chi glared at him.
" You'll recognize this one rather quickly Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked at the larger saiyajin, who cocked his head
curiously, " SUPER GHOST KAMIKAZE ATTACK!! " the ouji shouted. His cheeks puffed up and within seconds he had spit out a
dozen floating white blobs. Goku stared at the forming blobs. The larger saiyajin's eyes widened as they fully formed
themselves, resulting in 12 small Veggie-headed ghosts.
" Hehehehehehehehehehe.. " the little ghosts chuckled at once.
" ALRIGHT GHOSTS! ATTACK HER!! " Vegeta ordered them.
" ...AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! " a high-pitched voice squealed in utter joy from behind them. Vegeta and the Veggie-ghosts
turned around to see Goku staring at them with excitement; a little trail of drool hanging out the side of his mouth, " Oh
little Veggie look how CUTE they are! I WANNA HUG 'UM AND SQUEEZE 'UM AND DRESS 'UM ALL UP IN CUTE LITTLE OUTFITS AND GO TO
THE PARK WITH THEM SO WE CAN ALL RIDE ON THE SWINGS TOGETHER!!! LEMMIE HUG 'UM!!! " Goku grinned eagerly. Vegeta yelped as
he grabbed Goku by the feet and sent him falling to the ground.
" Kakarrotto are you crazy! If you touch ANY of them they'll instantly explode! That's how the technique works!! "
Vegeta demanded. Goku frowned.
" But Veggie they're all so cute in their own special veggie-ghost ways. " he sniffled, his hands still shaking with
the need to hug something.
" Who are you? " one of the veggie-ghosts floated past Goku in a curious way.
" LET ME HUG YOU!!! " Goku cried in excitement. The cute, chubby ghost gulped and floated away from him, " NO! COME
BACK I ONLY WANT A HUG! I'LL SETTLE FOR A PAT ON THE HEAD! "
" Kakarrotto will you come to your senses! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Yes Veggie. " he sighed, " BUT THEY'RE ALL SO _CUTE_!!! "
" Like ME? " Vegeta smirked.
" YEAH! JUST LIKE VEGGIE! " Goku grinned, hugging the ouji tightly, " Veggie so warm and comfy to hold! " he sighed.
" Am I really? " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" MMM-HMMMMM. " Goku nodded while still hugging him.
" ...well, " Vegeta spoke up after glowing and pulling himself out of Goku's grasp, " That's very nice of you,
Kakarrotto. " he shook the last bit of blush from his face, then teleported back behind the ghosts, " ALRIGHT ONNA!! YOU
READY TO TAKE ON 13 OF US!! "
" Of course I am, you evil little monster. " Chi-Chi narrowed her blind eyes at him, " I'll beat you easily! "
" Ahh, but it will be a little harder to determine which ONE is me, to you, won't it? " he smirked. Chi-Chi froze.
Each of the ghosts had their own ki, which was completely identical to the ouji's himself.
She sweatdropped, " OF COURSE I CAN FIGURE OUT THE FAKES FROM THE REAL ONE! "
" Surrrre you can, Onna. " Vegeta said skeptically, " Why it'll be easy. If it doesn't EXPLODE directly after you
hit it; its me. "
Chi-Chi gulped, " Piece of cake. "
" Caaaake. " Goku stared longingly at the cake in the oven.
" GHOSTS! ATTACK THE ONNA!! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! " Vegeta ordered. The ghosts flew at Chi-Chi, all cackling away
madly.
" I'LL FIND YOU EASILY, OUJI! " Chi-Chi shouted, " I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU WIN!! "
Vegeta laughed, " Heh, from over here, it looks like I've ALREADY won. "
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2:24 AM 11/7/2002
END OF PART 3!
Goku: (eyes widen) (to Chu) VEGGIE ghosts?
Chuquita: What? (grins) I've always wanted to see Veggie do that move ever since I saw Gotenks ghosts (who incidentally look
just like Veggie when they're in ssj form) BTW, today is Vejitto day!
Goku: *FWEEP* (singing) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JI-CHAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JI-CHAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JI-CHAN! *FWEEP* HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
Vegeta: (groans) OHhhh...
Goku: (to Veggie) Heeeee~~~ [holds up a portara] Look how they sparkle with love little Veggie!
Vegeta: (turns a pale green) Oh God, I think I'm getting a flashback...
Chuquita: (to Son) You know I bet if you two used a pair of portara repeatedly, then went inside of Buu, annulled the fusion,
and left again and again, then used the dragonballs to bring them all back, you could eventually create a large city-full of
saiyajins.
Goku: (grins) COOOOOOooOOOOoooOOOL! HEY VEGGIE LET'S TRY THAT!
Vegeta: (shrieks) NO WAY!!! (smirks) Besides, even if we did, "Super Buu" no longer exists to absorb and release us. [feels
a tap on his shoulder; glances over it and freaks out]
Fat Buu: Loud man call Buu?
Vegeta: AHH!!! [zips behind Son] (points to Chu) YOU called him here, DIDN'T YOU!
Chuquita: What? NO!
Goku: I called Chubby-Buu here Veggie.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes at Goku) Youuuu, BAKAYARO!!! WHAT THE HECK IS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW!!!!
Goku: (happily) Lotsa happy chibi fusion-babies who love me very much.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...NO.
Goku: (pouts) But Veh-GEE!
Vegeta: NO!
Fat Buu: (to Chu) They going to fight or is Buu going to eat them? Buu HUNGRY.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (laughs nervously) Uhhh, go talk to Son-san. He'll tell you.
Fat Buu: (pokes Son) Buu eat you now?
Goku: (holds up one finger) Hold on one second oh-kay? (whispers to him) I'm talking to Ji-chan's Mommy.
Fat Buu: (confused) Ohhhh, what Buu do till then?
Chuquita: [holds up a bucket of candy] Leftover halloween candy.
Fat Buu: YAY! [starts stuffing his face]
Goku: (clasps his hands together) Please Veggie?
Vegeta: I SAID NO! ARE YOU INSANE! I DON'T WANT ANYMORE "FUSION BABIES" THAN THE TWO I SO STUPIDLY AGREED TO CREATE IN THE
FIRST PLACE.
Goku: (sniffles) But Veggie they'd love you so much. (perks up) And you could order THEM around so you'd still kinda have
half-peasants and I can be the princess.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Ahh, alterior motives...NO!
Goku: (pouts) Awww.
Vegeta: And take that sickening princess costume off! YOU'RE MY PEASANT!
Goku: If I get rid of my princess costume will you help me make 10 more fusion babies for me to hug and love and take care
of?
Vegeta: NO WAY!
Goku: 8 fusion babies?
Vegeta: NO!!!
Goku: ...5?
Vegeta: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY NO!
Goku: 3? (grins)
Vegeta: Actually it's been 6 times so far.
Goku: (plops a portara in Veggie's hand) (chirps) 6 works for me!
Vegeta: What? NO! NO MORE "FUSION BABIES"!! THERE'S VEJITTO, THERE'S GOGETA! IF WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SIX ADDITIONAL
FUSION BABIES OUR CREATOR WOULD HAVE MADE IT SO!!! BUT HE DIDN'T, DID HE KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: (sadly) No...
Chuquita: Actually Vejitto wasn't orignally supposed to be born in the first place. Toriyama wanted to end the show with
Gohan beating Buu (w/out absorbing Gotenks and Piccolo) but the original fans in Japan wanted Goku to save the day instead;
and I completely agree with them, I like Goku better than Gohan; so Toriyama decided to do the whole "Dai Kaioshin gives Son
his life and the portara and sends him back and he meets up with Veggie and they save the day" thing.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) Really?
Goku: (sniffles) Me-n-Veggie almost never got our Ji-chan.
Vegeta: (groans) So close, yet so far...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (confused) I can understand why I came back, but why did little Veggie return?
Chuquita: So you'd have someone to fuse with other than Gohan (who got absorbed) and Tenshinhan (who got knocked unconsious).
They show your imagination as to what fusing with Dende or Hercule would look like and.... (cringes) it's not that pretty.
Especially since you're only allowed to use the portara once in your life and have only one fusion partner.
Vegeta: HA! SEE THAT KAKARROTTO! "USE THE PORTARA ONCE IN YOUR LIFE"!! THAT'S IT! Your plan has been FOILED.
Fat Buu: Buu out of candy! [zaps several staff members into pastries] Cake for Buu! [runs off to eat them]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Listen you better tell him to leave or else we're all gonna end up as FOOD.
Goku: (Mr. Point out) But if me-n-Veggie were able to unfuse ourselves from inside Buu we should be able to do it again and
again, right?
Chuquita: (nods) I guess that makes sense.
Goku: (cheers) YAY! Here Veggie! [holds out portara]
Vegeta: STOP IT!!
Chuquita: (sighs) He won't let you Son.
Goku: (pouts) But I want my little fusion babies...
Vegeta: WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!!! (snorts) Besides, you still have that little you-clone Onna gave birth to and trained
while you were in other world.
Goku: Yeah....but my fusion babies with Veggie grow up more like me than the babies I have with Chi-chan.
Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! GOHAN AND GOTEN LOOK MUCH MORE LIKE YOU THAN ONNA! THEY EVEN SHARE A SIMILAR ANNOYING
SQUEAKY VOICE!!
Goku: (looking at the floor) They don't really act like me though... (perks up) But Ji-chan and Goggie DO!
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Of course they do THEY'RE BOTH FULL-BLOODED SAIYAJINS! THEY HAVE NO ONNA-GENES TO TAINT THEIR LOVE
OF FIGHTING!!!
Goku: And that's why I wanna make them some more brothers and sisters.
Vegeta: Kakarrotto there's no possible way we could make SISTERS for them if we TRIED!
Goku: (happily) ...let's try anyway! Put yours on!
Vegeta: I SAID NO!!!
Goku: (sniffles) (sadly waddles off-stage) I'm going to go change out of my pretty oujo costume and CRY INTO IT... (sobs)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (to Veggie) I suppose it's better this way, if you two fused too many times with the earrings you're libel to
come out of one of the fusions with your dna all mixed up.
Vegeta: (imagines himself with Son's hair and shivers) Blehhh, good point.
Fat Buu: (w/chocolate all over his face) BUU STILL HUNGRY! FEED BUU NOW!!!
[Veggie & Chu sweatdrop]
Vegeta: Is it just me or does he look a little drunk?
Chuquita: Oddly enough I think you're right.
Fat Buu: (grins evilly at Veggie) You look like you make good cotton candy.
Vegeta: (eyes-widen) (freaked out) KAKARROTTO!!!
[no response]
Vegeta: KAKARROTTO COME BACK!! REALLY!!!
Fat Buu: Buu turn little saiya-jin into cotton candy! [prepares to zap Veggie]
Vegeta: KAKARROTTOOOO!!
Chuquita: [rips out her Big Book of Author Spells and rapidly flips through the book] ...AH-HA! [zaps Buu, causing him to
disappear] *Whew*!
Vegeta: ... (blinks) (confused) WHAT'D YOU DO!?
Chuquita: I sent him to the Arctic.
Vegeta: ...why?
Chuquita: It was the first "send something somewhere else" spell I saw.
Vegeta: So...you've just unleashed Fat Buu on everyone and everything living in the Arctic.
Chuquita: (shrugs) Yeah, pretty much. (perks up) But don't worry, I'm sure he'll freeze before he can seriously injure
anyone.
Vegeta: Whatever you say Chu.
Chuquita: (to audiance) See you in Part 4 of "Eye Spy!" everybody! We'll find out if Chi-Chi can avoid being hit by the
Veggie-ghosts.
Vegeta: (evil, eager grin) AND what Kakarrotto's last costume is going to be.
Chuquita: (waves) Bye for now!
Vegeta: We'll see you later, Earthlings.