5:00 PM 11/7/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DuBZ
"I hope you brought a little insurance along, but knowing you Goku, you probably don't know what that word means." -Super Buu
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 4 of "Eye Spy!" I'm back, Buu's gone, and Veggie's waiting for Son-kun to return in his final
"Halloween" costume.
Vegeta: [sitting on the edge of the stage; eyes dead-locked on the dressing room door] (blandly) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You know you could come back over here and just sit down to wait for him.
Vegeta: (not paying attention) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: (groans) Vedge, this mini-section is gonna get pretty dull with you just sitting over there going "uh-huh". Don't
you think?
Vegeta: Uh-huh.
Chuquita: Ugh. [smacks her head down onto the desk] Oh well. (to Veggie) I saw Vejitto's birthday episode today.
Vegeta: (now holding up a large pair of goggles and still staring at the dressing room door) Hah, RE-saw it.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Yeahhh... (perks up) You know the one I downloaded must've been the "uncut" version because the one
that aired today cut out some of the dialog.
Vegeta: (glances over at her quickly) Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, in the dub I downloaded a while ago they called Hercule by his sub name and also cut part of something
Son-san was saying to you.
Vegeta: Kakay? [turns back to his binoculars]
Chuquita: ....yes. "Kakay". In the one I downloaded he says "they're trapped inside him; they can't even die!". They cut out
that last part. But I guess I can understand that. It even sounds a little creepy to me. (shivers) I think something like
that happened in a Yu Yu Hakusho episode I saw once. (grins at Veggie) You know the only reason I started watching that show
is cuz it has the same voice people who do your dub Vedge? It's kinda fun listening to the characters and then pointing to
one of them and saying; "Hey, that's Dende"; or "Hey he sounds just like Goku".
Vegeta: Good for you (watching through the binoculars even more closely)
Chuquita: (grumbles) You're not listening to a word I said, are you Veggie?
Vegeta: (snickers) Nope.
Chuquita: You know your dub voice does a main character on that show; "Kuwabara". I like him but man he's butt ugly.
(chuckles) Heh-heh-heh.
Vegeta: (boastfully) Unlike the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI; _ME_; who happens to be VERY attractive.
Chuquita: HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (falls out of her chair laughing at him)
Vegeta: (glares at her) THAT'S RIGHT, YUK IT UP OVER THERE! HAVE YOUR "FUN"! IF WE WERE ON BEJITO-SEI THE PEASANTS WOULD BE
GROVELING OUTSIDE THE CASTLE READY TO GIVE THEIR OWN LIVES FOR A GLIMPSE OF MY PERSONAL BEAUTY!
Chuquita: (laughs so hard she almost runs out of oxygen and nearly faints)
Vegeta: (snorts at her, then smirks at the dressing room door) Well at least _I_ still think I'm beautiful. Kakay thinks I'm
beautiful too you know.
Chuquita: (skeptical) Only in your dreams, Veggie.
Vegeta: (snaps at her) SHUDDUP!!! [feels a tap on his shoulder] (still staring through his binoculars) Cut that out, Chu!
Chuquita: That's not me, that's Son-kun.
Vegeta: Son-ku-- [turns around to see Goku grinning at him wearing the veggie-training-suit Bulma gave him during his
training against Cell along with what looks like Piccolo's puffy white neck gear, shoulder armor, and cape; Piccolo sits in
the audiance sans those items of clothing with an annoyed look on his face] (drooling slightly) ...whoa.
Chuquita: (to Son) What are you supposed to be?
Goku: (happily) I'm Veggie's bodyguard!
Vegeta: (face bursts into a bright red glow) (turns away) Ohhhhhh...
Goku: (conserned) You oh-kay little Veggie?
Vegeta: (chuckles nervous) Heh-heh, my "bodyguard", heh-heh...
Goku: (grins) [bends down to Veggie's height] How about I guard my little Veggie's body with a big 'ol BUDDY HUG!
Vegeta: (yelps) NO! Nuh-no-no-no NO!!
Goku: (hugs him anyway) AwwWWWWWwww, Veggie so soft... [hugs tighter] No one will hurt little Veggie while I'M around!
Vegeta: (dazed & dreamily) Ahhh, really Kakay-chan?
Goku: Mmm-hmm! (nods) Because till the end of this chapter I am your bodyguard and I will make it my temporary sworn duty to
guard your little body!
Vegeta: (smirks) That's nice to know.
Chuquita: Son-kun did you know today is Vejitto's birthday?
Goku: ... (breaks into a grin) OH YEAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JI-CHAN!
Chuquita: The dub is calling him Vegito though.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, I originally called him Vegetto myself but since I eventually would've confused his and Veggie's name by
accident I gave him the ji so his name'd look more individual.
Goku: (to Veggie) Hey little Veggie did you know that both our fusion babies share the GEE sound in the middle of their name
just like your name does.
Vegeta: (curious mumbles the two names to himself) GoGEEta, VeGEEtto....Kakarrotto is CORRECT?! (gawks) The world must be
ending...
Goku: It better not; (grins proudly) _I_ still have a little ouji to save!! [hugs Veggie again]
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh-heh, that you do.
Chuquita: Is it just me or did today's episode sound like something out of a cheesy soap opera?
Vegeta: (groans) Oh God why do I have the feeling that line will lead to me getting humiliated...again.
Goku: (hugs tighter) Better?
Vegeta: (big dreamy grin) Betterrrr...
Goku: You may continue Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Sure! Listen to this mini-parody story using some of the same things from today's episode:
Mini-Parody: Girl: Oh it seems like forever but I'm over the nightmare of the past and I've finally returned to my hometown
to start anew and take my obstacles HEAD ON!
[Chu, Veggie, & Son are watching the mini-movie on an overhead project; Chu & Son eating popcorn. Veggie slaps himself on
the forehead]
Vegeta: (groans) Oh GOD I can just see where THIS is going...
[back to mini-movie]
Boy: (runs up to her) (happily) Oh Girl it's you, I could just feel it.
Girl: (shocked and disgusted) YOU? What are YOU doing here Boy!
[back to the gang]
Vegeta: (to Chu) Not very good with making up character names, are you Chu?
Chuquita: Oh hush up!
Goku: Yeah Veggie I wanna watch the movie!
[B.T.M.M]
Boy: (to Girl) Look what I've got for you? [holds out a jewelry case containing some earrings]
Girl: (angrily) Get out of my sight! I hate you, I never want to see you again you JERK!
Boy: Girl, all of our friends have been killed by a mass murderer, you're the only one I have left. Please take them as a
gift.
Girl: NO! I'm not speaking to you.
Murderer: [from behind them; holding a bazooka] HAHAHA! I'm going to kill you both.
Boy: (to Girl) I bet if we work together we could find a way to stop him before he kills anybody else.
Girl: (stubbornly) I'm not helping YOU you cheat!
Boy: Cheat?
Girl: (mock-laugh) HA! You don't think I know what you did while I was out of town! You said we were partners and then I
leave and you cheated on me with that blonde woman!
Boy: (begging for forgiveness) It's not what it looked like! I was just showing her around town. She was my friend's sister
and she was only going to be here for a short while.
Girl: I don't believe you! How can you stand there and act like it didn't matter! You lied to me! You made me think I could,
*sob* trust you! (angrily) Well I'll teach you! I'll find a way to get rid of this guy all by myself!
[sudden ki blast comes out of nowhere and fries the projector]
[Son & Chu glance to their right]
Vegeta: (glaring at them both and looking very P.Oed) ...
Goku: (sniffles) Aww, I didn't get to see the ending.
Chuquita: (slighly ticked) Yeah Vedge, what's the matter? Too many parallels to the episode?
Vegeta: (growls) Grrrrrrrrrrr...
Goku: (stuffs a handful of popcorn in Veggie's mouth, temporarily confusing him) (grins) HEEeeee... Ready to introduce the
last chapter, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Gladly. (nods) Here's Part 4 everybody!
Summary: Chi-Chi interupts Goku and Veggie during the worst possible time of their sparring match and ends up in the direct
path of a solar flare. After a visit to Capsule Corp, Bulma is certain Chi-Chi has been permanently blinded. But is she
right? Chi-Chi hopes not because Vegeta is using every chance he gets to drive her further and further to the brink of
insanity? Will she lose her mind before she regains her vision? Find out!
Vegeta: (gritting his teeth) (to Chu) YOU..MADE..ME...THE GIRL!!!
Chuquita: So? It fit better this way. It's not like it actually WAS you, Son-san, and Buu in that movie.
Goku: (cheerfully) Yeah little Veggie, lighten up!
Vegeta: (angrily) BUT SHE MADE ME THE GIRL!!!!!!
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" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " several of the ghosts laughed as they sped toward Chi-Chi, who quickly ducked just in time. The
veggie-ghosts screeched to a halt before they could hit the wall infront of them and sighed with relief.
" Veggie do you really think this is such a good idea? " Goku said, worried, " Chi-chan could MASSACARE those poor
little veggie-ghosts!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " It's not the "veggie-ghosts" you should be worried about Kakarrotto. Besides they blow up on
impact. "
Goku's face paled, " BLOW UP!! Buh-buh-buh-buh they're so...cuuuuuuuute. " he whined sadly as he watched a couple of
the veggie-ghosts circle over Chi-Chi's head, giggling, " ...I-WANNA-HUG-ONE!!! " Goku reached out in the veggie-ghosts
general direction.
" No you DON'T! " Vegeta snapped at him, " It's not going to glow bright red like I do!! It's going to explode in
your arms into a billion little PIECES!! "
" Not if I hug it real gentle-like. " Goku said hopefully, then giggled, " I bet they coo when you hug 'um. "
Vegeta shook his head, a light red blush on his face, " Where have you BEEN? " he asked flatly.
" In Veggie-dreamland??? "
" ...close enough. " the ouji sighed, then smirked at Chi-Chi, who was just barely avoiding the attacks unleashed on
her by the ghosts, " HEY ONNA! CARE TO MAKE A WAGER ON THIS FIGHT? " he called out to her.
" FOR WHAT? " she growled, shouting back.
" YOU MANAGE TO DODGE ALL THOSE "VEGGIE-GHOSTS" AND GET THEM TO EXPLODE ONTO SOMETHING ELSE AND I'LL LET YOU TAKE
KAKARROTTO BACK WITH YOU! YOU GET HIT; I KEEP HIM TILL THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING!! " Vegeta said loudly.
" I'm being GAMBLED over? " Goku sweatdropped.
" That's no, *dodge* fair Ouji! " Chi-Chi said, bending over as a veggie-ghost zoomed past her, " I can't see them! "
" You can SENSE them. " Vegeta pointed out, " And you only said it's "no fair" because you know you can't win. " he
snickered.
" WHY YOU-- " Chi-Chi clenched her fingers.
" YAH-HA! " a veggie-ghost cheered excitedly as hurtled downward at her head.
" AHH! " Chi-Chi yelped, then fell down in the process.
" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! " the veggie-ghost laughed maniacally. His eyes widened as he realized he was heading straight for
the floor, " Uh-oh...II! " he yelped as his fists hit the ground and caused him to explode.
" Kuso! " Vegeta snapped his fingers in agitation, " ALRIGHT YOU MINIATURE HALF-WITS! NONE OF YOU ATTACK LIKE THAT!!
I WANT YOU TO HIT ONNA FROM ALL SIDES! GOT IT! "
" Yes sir! " the veggie-ghosts nodded obediently and formed a huttle to create a plan of attack.
" Hmm. " Vegeta smirked, then glanced over at Chi-Chi, who was now looking around in a very paranoid manner,
" Heh-heh-heh, baka Onna. "
" *sniffle* He's...GONE... "
The little ouji looked up to see Goku on the verge of tears, " What are you talking about? "
" THE LITTLE VEGGIE-GHOST JUST _DIED_!!!! " he wailed, pointing to the smouldering spot on the kitchen floor, " HE
WAS SO LITTLE WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE VEGGIE!! WHYYYYY-HYY-HYYYYYYY!!!! " Goku sobbed into Vegeta's shouler. The ouji cocked an
eyebrow at him.
" Kakarrotto that's the point, that's why it's called the "super ghost kamikaze attack". They die after they hit and
blow up something. " Vegeta tried to explain without turning bright red in the face.
" But it was SO CUTE-- "
" Yeah..well...there's 11 more of them over there, not ALL is lost. " Vegeta pointed to the huddled veggie-ghosts.
Goku instantly brightened up, " That's right! There's still a whole big group of 'um! " he grinned excitedly, then
began to eagerly tip-toe towards the group. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Oh-kay so you two go around from the left and I'll attack with him from the side and I want the rest of you to
circle around from the mid-section and attack. " one of the veggie-ghosts explained to the others. Goku stared at the large
group of little veggie-ghosts in awe, then grabbed a random one and lightly held it, causing the rest of the group to turn to
him.
" Hello there lil guy. " the larger saiyajin said sweetly. The veggie-ghost just stared up at him. Goku grinned and
started to softly tickle it's belly.
" Heeheeheeheeheehee! " the veggie-ghost laughed happily, " Hahahahahaha! "
The other veggie-ghosts slowly hovered closer to Goku with curious looks on their faces. They all smiled at him.
" Yeah you like that don't you cutie. " Goku tickled it a little harder.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " the veggie-ghost was now laughing quite loudly, then suddenly began to glow and instantly froze
and waved a pathetic goodbye, " Bye-bye. "
" *BOOM*!! " the ghost exploded in Goku's arms. The rest of the veggie-ghosts instantly shrieked in terror and backed
away from him.
" There goes another one. " Vegeta groaned, staring at the now soot-covered peasant.
Goku stared at his hands in shock, " I, I, I, I, " his eyes began to water again, " WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! VEGGIE
I KILLED HIM!!!!!! I MURDERED HIM VEGGIE IT'S NOT FAIR HE WAS STARTING TO REALLY LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! " Goku sobbed
, turning to the ouji.
" That's because they're not made to be TICKLED, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta gritted his teeth.
" ....I know.. " Goku dried his eyes, then burst into tears again, " VEGGIE HUG ME!!!! " he wailed, latching onto the
little ouji and holding on for dear life, " OH VEGGIE VEGGIE VEGGIE!!! "
" Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... " Vegeta's face glowed bright red and a small trail of drool began to drip
out of the side of his mouth.
The veggie-ghosts all cocked their heads.
" What was that about? " one of them asked.
" I dunno. "
" NEW PLAN! " the leader pointed his fist in the air. The group returned to their huddle.
Meanwhile, Chi-Chi was still wandering about the room in what now seemed like a deep paranoia, " I'm not going to let
you get me you twisted OUJI-CREATIONS!! "
Several of the Veggie ghost slowly headed at her from different angles of the room.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " one of them snicker, then nodded to the others, who in turn all made a beeline for her,
" GOODBYE LADY!!! " they all rushed towards her. Chi-Chi froze when she sensed the ki's not a foot away from her and lept up
into the air. The veggie-ghosts shrieked and collided head-on, setting off a huge explosion that totaled the bottom half of
that side of the room.
" HA! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL LITTLE MONSTERS! " Chi-Chi laughed at them even though they were no longer in existance.
Vegeta cursed under his breath, " LOOKS LIKE I WIN AFTER ALL OUJI! HAHA! " she grinned in victory, then yelped as she felt
something latch around her neck.
The little veggie-ghost grinned cheesily at her, " HELLO!! " it chirped.
" Oh...no... " Chi-Chi felt her eyelid flinch, then screamed as the veggie-ghost exploded, leaving her covered in a
thick layer of soot.
" ... "
" ... "
" ... "
" WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THERE'RE ALL DEAD!! " Goku fell to the floor, sobbing and finally breaking the
silence, " THEY NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TRUELY _LIVE_!!! "
" I...won. HAHA! I WON, ONNA! " Vegeta laughed, pointing at her, " YOU GOT HIT! I WIN KAKAY TILL THE DAY AFTER
THANKSGIVING AND _YOU_ ARE PERMANENTLY BLINDED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "
" NO! THERE'S NO WAY I'M AGREEING TO LETTING YOU KEEP MY GO-CHAN LOCKED AWAY YOUR OUJI-JAIL TILL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
YOU'LL MANIUPLATE HIS MIND INTO THINKING HORRIBLE THINGS AND--what did you just say about me? " Chi-Chi paused from her
current rant.
" You're PERMANENTLY _BLIND_. " Vegeta smirked evilly.
" ... " Chi-Chi suddenly felt sick to her stomach, " WHAT?! THAT'S A, THAT'S A LIE OUJI! "
" Kakay? " Vegeta turned to Goku, who bit his lip uneasily.
" Veggie's telling the truth Chi-chan. When you were upstairs earlier and I was talking to Dr. Briefs and Bulma they
said that you're eyes are damaged beyond repair and there's probably no chance of you getting your eyesight back ever again."
he squeaked out, " I'm so sorry I should've told you before but I just couldn't break your heart like that Chi-chan please
forgive me!! "
" ... "
" Chi-chan? " Goku said cautiously.
" *THUMP*! " Chi-Chi fell back and fainted onto the floor.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku gasped, running over to her, " Veggie I, I better teleport her home. "
" Alright, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta nodded.
" I'll--I'll be right back though, oh-kay? So, so don't finish our buddy-cake without me. " Goku smiled weakly at the
prince, then picked up Chi-Chi and teleported out of the room and came back within 30 seconds to see Vegeta now sitting on a
chair staring at the cake in the oven. Goku smiled and pulled up a chair next to him.
" So? " the larger saiyajin said, now back to his cheerful self, " Whatcha doing? "
" Do you know how tempting it would be for me to just reach inside this oven and pull a chunk off the cake and eat it
myself? " Vegeta said, his eyes dead-locked on the baking pastry.
" Yeah, " Goku grinned widely, relating to him, " When it's still partially cooked yet still kinda gooey and smushy."
Vegeta nodded with a smile on his face, " And then when you DO take some somebody always yells at you that the cake is for
the whole family and you'll get your share when its done cooking. "
" We won't have to do that this time. There's only two of us. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together.
" YEAH! ME-N-VEGGIE! BAKING GOODIES AND THEN STUFFING OUR FACES WITH 'UM! " Goku cheered.
" ... "
" ... "
" Help me find the icing? "
" SURE! "
" Ohhhhh. OHHHHHHH.. " Chi-Chi groaned, finally beginning to wake up from her most recent fainting spell.
" Kaasan? Are you awake? " a familiar, concerned voice said, shaking her.
" Huh? Guh--Gohan? " Chi-Chi opened her eyes, then sat up and shrieked, " GOHAN, WHERE IS HE? "
" Where's who? "
" YOU KNOW WHO! YOUR TOUSSAN!!! AND WHERE AM I?! " she demanded.
" You're at home in your room. Toussan brought you here about an hour ago. He was here just long enough to tell us
you fainted and lost a bet and he'd be home the day after thanksgiving and he left. " Gohan tried to explain.
" Oh my God HE WENT BACK TO THAT OUJI'S HOUSE!!! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" Yeah...sort of. " Gohan said uneasily.
" I CAN'T LET HIM GET SUCKED INTO THAT EVIL OUJI'S EVIL LITTLE WORLD!! " Chi-Chi panicked, then glared and grabbed
Gohan by the collar, " WHY DID YOU LET HIM GET SUCKED INTO THAT EVIL OUJI'S EVIL LITTLE WORLD!! YOU'RE MY PRIZED GENIUS CHILD
!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OFF THINKING OF WAYS TO _PREVENT_ THIS SORT OF THING FROM HAPPENING! NOT JUST SITTING AROUND WHILE
MY GO-CHAN TELEPORTS HIMSELF BACK INTO THAT OUJI'S PRIVATE OUJI-FIED "SLICE OF HEAVEN"!!! "
" --umm, speaking of slices he DID leave us some pie before he went back. " Gohan squeaked out nervously.
" AND HOW IS _PIE_ SUPPOSED TO HELP ME SAVE MY BABY WHEN I'VE JUST BEEN SENT BACK TO STAGE ONE BY HIM HIMSELF!!! "
she screamed in Gohan's face.
" Mommy Mommy! Come see the couch we fixed it all up nice-n-new! " Goten said happily, dashing into the room.
Chi-Chi froze, " "See"? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
she burst into tears, " OH MY POOR BABIES! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! " she sobbed, letting go of Gohan's collar
and hugging him instead, deeply confusion him.
" What do you mean Mommy? " Goten asked.
" GO-CHAN TOLD ME THAT THE DOCTOR THE DAMAGE DONE TO MY EYES IS IRREVERSIBLE AND I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE AGAIN!! "
Both boys froze.
" That--that can't be TRUE, can it? " Gohan asked her, stunned.
" Yes Gohan it is. " Chi-Chi sniffled.
" Wow, I guess that means we just reapolstered the couch for nothing, huh? " Goten laughed, then stopped after his
brother sent him an angry look.
" I'm sure we could find SOME way to bring your eyesight back Kaasan. " Gohan said hopefully, " HEY! Maybe use the
dragonballs! We could ask Shenlong to fix your eyes! "
" Even if he COULD we'd have to wait a whole year! That evil little ouji just made his stupid
"servant-maid/immortality" wishes not even a MONTH ago! " Chi-Chi groaned.
" Poor Mommy, she's blind and can't see and Toussan and Uncle Veggie are temporarily immortal! " Goten exclaimed.
Chi-Chi's jaw hung open, " Oh my God he's right. " she began to panic again.
" Ka--Kaasan calm down. It's gonna be oh-kay. I promise. " Gohan clasped his hands together.
" GOTEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIIIIIHIIIIIIHIIIIIIGHT!!! " Chi-Chi said, terrified, " I'm going to die BLIND AND OLD AND ALONE
WHILE THAT OUJI HAS HIS WAY WITH MY SWEET GO-CHAN!!! "
" Kaasan, he won't have "his way" with Otoussan as long as I'M around. " Gohan said determindly. Chi-Chi smiled at
him with admiration.
" Oh Gohan-chan! I KNEW you'd come through for you mother! You and Goten always have! OH I've got it! " an idea
suddenly came to her, " You and your girlfriend could somehow beat the Ouji's head in and while he's half-dead find Go-chan
and bring him back here where he'll be safe from all that is OUJI. "
" Umm, Mom? " Gohan raised his hand uneasily.
" Yes Gohan? "
" Uhh, I really don't think trying to kill Vegeta is going to make Toussan want to come home any faster. "
" Yeah he'll hate you forever if he knows you ordered big brother to KILL Uncle Veggie. " Goten chimed in.
" ... " Chi-Chi bit her lip, " Ohh, you've got a point there. "
" You don't really need to worry, I mean, if Toussan SAID he's coming home the day after Thanksgiving then there's
really nothing to get frightened about. He gave you his word. " Gohan patted her shoulder.
" Yeah he better not give that Ouji anything more than "words" I can tell you THAT much. " Chi-Chi said, disgusted,
" YOU try listening to them talk to each other without being able to see them! It sounds like the Ouji's trying to get in
his PANTS! "
" ... " Gohan and Goten stared at her like she had just sprouted a third eye.
" Uhh-- " Goten said, confused.
" Mom, Vegeta's NOT trying to get in Toussan's pants. He just wants to completely enslave Toussan into a mind-numbed
"servant-maid-hood". " Gohan cocked an eyebrow.
" HA! You weren't there when we went over the BUMP! Or, or when he lied to me and said he was on "TOP"!! " Chi-Chi
shouted.
" ...bump? " Gohan scratched his head.
" DON'T start. I'm not going to even GO into the "bump". " Chi-Chi said, disgusted, " AND DID YOU KNOW THAT OUJI'S
LETTING GOKU COOK WITH HIM NOW! "
" Well Kaasan you normally don't let Toussan anywhere near the kitchen so I guess it's kinda like a treat to him. "
Gohan explained.
" A TREAT? A _TREAT_?! THE ONLY PERSON THAT'S A _TREAT_ FOR IS THAT EVIL LITTLE MANIAC!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" So? " Gohan said, eager to change the subject, " How was Hiyah? Did he behave? "
" DID he BEHAVE?! ARE YOU INSANE?! " Chi-Chi screamed, " HIGHWAY! 120MPH! VERY THIN LEASH!! " she ranted.
" ... " Gohan instantly paled for even having mentioned it.
Goten looked concerned, " Is Hiyah oh-kay? "
" HOW SHOULD I KNOW! I LEFT HIM GUZZLING RANCH DRESSING IN A RESTURANT ABOUT 2 MILES AWAY FROM CAPSULE CORP! HE
NEARLY KILLED ME! AND I BET IF THAT MONSTER HAD HAD THE CHANCE HE WOULD TOO! " Chi-Chi yelled angrily. Gohan groaned, feeling
a headache coming on, " Picture this! Hiyah's dragging me along at already-light-speed when all of a sudden he spots this
highway and decides to race, YES, "race" the CARS! Naturally that wimpy leash I was holding broke under his speed and I go
flying off face-first into this huge moving truck's BUMPER! "
Goten cringed and Gohan looked visibly ill--from the thought of what was going to happen to him after his mother
finished telling her horror story.
" So THEN I have to pick all these nasty FLIES off of me, right? Well at this point I was pretty ticked off so I
climbed over the driver's side door, PUNCHED OUT that fat guy driving the stupid thing, and started to race after that purple
freak of nature!!! " she laughed maniacally, " Then I whipped out my half of the leash and lassoed the thing--- "
" --that's-enough-for-today-Mom. " Gohan said quickly, sitting her back down. A sweatdrop rolled down the side of his
head, " I think you should get some more rest. It'll help you calm down; and I'll get you some tea or hot cocoa or something
also. " he nodded.
" Alright, that would be nice. " Chi-Chi smiled, calming down, " And the phone too. "
" Huh? " he blinked, now in the hallway.
" I'd like you to bring me the phone also. I want to make a call. " she smirked ever-so-lightly.
" A..phone. Right. " Gohan gulped uneasily, " Whatever you say... "
" Mmmm, it smells so yummy! " Goku said happily. The two saiyajins were gleefully staring at the soon-to-be-covered-
-in-icing cake.
" Yes, I have to say I've really outdone myself this time! " Vegeta grinned, " You have the icing for this little
treat, right Kakarrotto? "
" Uh-huh! " the larger saiyajin nodded, pulling out three tubs of icing; strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla,
" Hee-hee; neapolitan. "
" What's the vanilla for? " the ouji asked.
" Chi-chan likes vanilla. " Goku replied, cocking his head.
Vegeta instantly raised a finger and sent a ki blast at that particular can of pudding, frying it to a crisp.
Goku sweatdropped, " Oh...kay? " he looked downward, " Little Veggie that wasn't very nice! "
" Well this cake isn't FOR Onna and SHE'S never been very "nice" to us ANYWAY! " Vegeta snorted, then smirked at Goku
, " But you know who HAS been nice to us Kaka-chan? "
" Who Veggie? " Goku asked impishly.
" This cake. " Vegeta pointed to it, " And since it's being such a nice cake I think we should reward it with a
little icing. " he opened the top to the strawberry icing container, " Don't you think? "
Goku grinned widely, opening the top to the chocolate one, " I'm way ahead of you little buddy! "
" *RING*RING*RING*! "
" Aw COME ON! " Vegeta snapped at the annoyance, " Of all the times to call here! "
" Let it ring little Veggie, that's what I'd do. " Goku scooped a spoonful of icing out and gulped it down off the
spoon.
" *sigh*, we better go check it out anyway. Follow me. " Vegeta groaned, setting down the icing and waddling off down
the hall in a slight depression. Goku giggled at the ouji's waddle and followed him by waddling down the hall in the same
manner.
" Heeheehee, I'm little Veggie! Heeheehee! " Goku covered his mouth to silence some of his giggles. Vegeta stopped
waddling and glared at Goku from over his shoulder. Goku quickly looked away, whistling an innocent tune. Vegeta rolled his
eyes and turned around, waddling again until he reached one of the many doors in the hallway. He opened it to reveal a large
office. The phone was still ringing and the small ouji sat down in Bulma's office-chair next to the answering machine and yet
another phone.
Goku noticed a beanbag chair in the corner of the room and happily plopped himself down in it, " Heh-heh, beeeeeans &
Veggies! "
" Hello, you have reached the Capsule Corperation, extension 555-8346, if you wish to leave a message, please do so
after the beep-- "
" BEEP!! "
" TRUNKS CUT THAT OUT I'M TRYING TO TAPE A RECORDING FOR THIS ANNOYING ANSWERING MACHI-- "
" --*BEEP*!! " the actual beep of the machine cut Bulma's voice off. Vegeta snickered in amusement, then waited for
a message.
" Greetings, you little SICKO. I KNOW you're listening to me right now-- "
" Onna. " Vegeta grimaced and folded his arms at the constrained anger on the other line.
" You BETTER pick up this phone and talk Ouji! If you don't I SWEAR I'll send my Gohan-chan over there to kick your
little a-- "
" --Mom! Just let it go for now, you need your rest. " another voice whispered cautiously.
" YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS GOHAN THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi yelled at him.
Goku and Vegeta sweatdropped.
" But Veggie hasn't done anything bad yet. " Goku blinked, confused.
" PICK UP THE STUPID PHONE OUJI!! YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW! WHERE'S MY BABY!!! "
Vegeta grumbled in anger, then smirked, grabbed the phone off the hook and fake-moaned, " OHHHH, KAKAY-CHAN! THAT
FEELS *OHHH!!!* SOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOoOoooooOOOOOO *UNGH* GOOD!!!!!!!! *click*! " Vegeta hung up the phone, then dusted his
hands off and walked past Goku, snickering, " Heh-heh-heh, that'll get her asleep alright. Asleep and unconsious. "
" ... " Goku just scratched his head while staring at the answering machine, confused, " I don't get it? "
" Eh, forget about it Kakarrotto. " Vegeta shrugged it off, " Now let's go back to finishing that cake before it
cools off and we end up having to microwave and then it'll taste all mushy and disgusting. "
" Good point Veggie! " Goku agreed, then waved his fist in the air, " ICING A-WAY!! "
" o_O ... "
" Kaasan? "
" O_o ... "
" Kaasan? " Gohan said nervously, waving his hand infront of Chi-Chi's froze, blood-drained face, " Puh--please be
alive. " he shivered, frightened, then wailed, hugging her, " OH KAASAN WHAT DID HE _DO_ TO YOU!!! "
" Ah-ha, haha, hahahaha, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " Chi-Chi began to laugh psychotically, " AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAha..haha.....ha....*thump*! " she finished with a weak laugh, then suddenly fainted.
" OH MY GOD! KAASAN!!! " Gohan shrieked, quickly grabbing her wrist and checking for a pulse. He sighed with relief
to hear her heart still beating, " Ohh, boy that was a CLOSE one. "
" We DID IT! Our "buddy-cake" is FINISHED! " Goku cheered, clasping his hands together. The cake sat infront of them,
half iced with chocolate, half with strawberry. It was cut straight down the middle.
" Mmm, looks good enough to eat RIGHT NOW. " Vegeta grinned at the cake, then paused as Goku dipped his finger on the
top of the cake and drew a little heart on the middle of it, smushing the two icings together in that particular space.
" THERE, _NOW_ it's ready to eat! " the larger saiyajin smiled warmly.
" ...K... " the smaller one's face glowed bright red, " LET'S EAT! "
" YAY! "
The cake was devoured within the next 5 minutes.
" Ahhh, that was GOOD CAKE, Veggie. " Goku sat back in his chair, patting his stomach.
" Yes, it was. " Vegeta said pleasantly, patting his equally large tummy, " However *urp* we have a LONG way to go if
we're going to be preparing Thanksgiving dinner for ALL of those rabid Earth-mongrels you associate with. "
" Little Veggie says we still have work to do? " Goku pouted.
" Unfortunately, yes. " the ouji groaned.
" Well how much do we have done already? " Goku asked him.
" NONE. I just spent all those pastries I made this morning on YOU. " Vegeta felt a tinge of anger.
" Oh...sorry little Veggie. " Goku said sadly, " But if it makes you feel any better they were really good
pastries. "
Vegeta smiled.
" And, and I bet if we worked together that with our speed and super-powers we could make enough food for EVERYBODY
to have PLENTY to eat on Thanksgiving BY Thanksgiving. " Goku said, determined. He turned to Vegeta, " What do you say
Veggie? "
" I say....alright. " Vegeta shrugged, smirking.
" YEAH!! ME-N-VEGGIE MAKIN FOOD! " Goku cheered, hugging the ouji, " This is going to be the BEST Thanksgiving day
EVER, little Veggie 'o mine! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh.... " Vegeta grinned goofily, his face glowing bright red, " Mine too... "
THANKSGIVING DAY...
" I'm NOT moving... "
" You have to Mom! "
" Yeah Mommy everyone's waiting just for you! " Goten pouted; both he and Gohan were dressed and ready to leave.
Hiyah stood behind them wearing a turkey suit and wildly glancing about the room in search of something to chew and
destroy.
" I can't do it...I make Thanksgiving meals EVERY YEAR; and now it's that OUJI doing it instead because _I_ got
hit by some attack that was MEANT for him from MY Go-chan who's now IN that evil little Ouji's clutches as his
"assistant"! " Chi-Chi moaned pitifully, " It's not FAIR! "
" Well it won't help you any to just stay under the covers depressed all day. " Gohan sighed, " You NEED to come
with us. "
" What if that Ouji POISONED some of that "food" he made! He'd KILL ME and make it look like an accident! I KNOW
he could! He's SNEAKY that way... " Chi-Chi trailed off, poking her head out from under the blanket. Gohan sighed again.
" This isn't really helping. "
" YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!!! " she snapped at him, then went into an over-dramatic sob, " Oh Gohan now that
that evil Ouji can offer FOOD to my Go-chan there's nothing I can give him that the Ouji CAN'T!!! "
" *cough*cough* " Gohan let out two embarassed coughs.
" ...oh yeah, that; BUT I MEAN THINGS _OTHER_ THAN JUST THAT!!! " Chi-Chi cried.
" Maybe Toussan's gotten bored being Vegeta's assistant Kaasan. Ever think of that? " Gohan asked her curiously.
" Yes, maybe he--he HAS gotten "bored" of playing with the Ouji. And his promise is for TOMMOROW; right? "
Both boys nodded, then sweatdropped, realizing she couldn't see them; and both said 'yes' instead.
" Alright then! " Chi-Chi said, sitting up, " Let's go snag your Toussan back boys! " she got out of bed, then
narrowed her eyes, " He and that evil little Ouji have a LOT of explaining to do... "
" *DING-DONG* *DING-DONG*!! "
" CAN'T YOU RING THAT STUPID DOORBELL ANY FASTER! " Chi-Chi snapped, pushing Gohan out of the way and angrily
knocking on the door, " OUJIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOWWWWWWW!!!!! "
Gohan and Goten sweatdropped; the trio, or quartet if you count Hiyah; were standing at the front door to Capsule
Corp, " I *KNOCK* SAID *KNOCK* OPEN THIS *KNOCK* DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'LL BLAST OPEEEEEEEEEENN!!!!!! "
" Uhh, Kaasan? " Gohan spoke up.
" NOT NOW GOHAN! *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*!!! "
" *A-hem*... "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped. The door had been open for the past 30 seconds and she was currently slamming her fist into
Tenshinhan's bald head. She embrassingly felt around only to poke his third eye, humiliated. Chi-Chi bit her lip, " And
that, boys, is how NOT to knock on a door when visiting a friend or neighbor. " she said to them, politely. The brohters
both fell over, " MOVE TIEN!! " Chi-Chi pushed past him.
" ... " Tenshinhan sweatdropped, " THAT'S RIGHT! JUST IGNORE THE BALD GUY! WHAT DOES HE CARE! HE HAS NO FEELINGS,
RIGHT!!! " the man ranted angrily, then glared at Chaoutzu, who was feeding Dr. Brief's cat, " Come on Chaoutzu, we're
eating out back. " Tenshinhan grumbled, stomping around to the backyard.
Chaoutzu shrugged, tossed another cookie to the cat, and followed his friend outside.
Gohan, Goten, and Hiyah slowly wandered inside, feeling awkward.
" GOHAN! "
" AHH! " he shrieked, then felt a tug on his sleeve and looked over to see Kuririn, " Oh, heh-heh, hi Kuririn. "
Gohan said, nerve-shot.
" You feeling oh-kay, bro? You look a little, uhh, what's the word? " Kuririn said, scratching his head.
" Over-stressed? " Gohan gave him a nervous smile.
" Yeah, that's it. So what's happening? "
" Well, Kaasan is blind, Vegeta and Toussan are making Thanksgiving dinner, and Hiyah ate a traffic-light on the
way here. " Gohan groaned.
Kuririn glanced over at Hiyah, who's stomach was now lit up in three seperate circles of red, yellow, and green,
" Yeah I thought that looked a little weird. "
" Kaasan's blindess is driving me crazy. I swear she's more paranoid than she was BEFORE it happened. " Gohan
sighed, " But from what Toussan told me it was basically her fault for running in to attack Vegeta with a club right
in the middle of their sparring match. She got hit by a Taiyo-ken and it completely wiped out her eyes. " he groaned.
Kuririn watched Chi-Chi walk into yet another wall, " Ahh, so that explains it. " he nodded, then pointed to the
two very content saiyajin working in the kitchen, " And that would be... "
" Kaasan lost a bet with Vegeta and he gets to keep Toussan till the end of tommorow. " Gohan said flatly.
" Oh-kay...I guess that works. You know those two have been creeping me out all day. " Kuririn said as he and Gohan
watched Goku hold a bowl still while Vegeta used a large wooden spoon to mix whatever was inside the bowl, " There--there
hasn't been any TROUBLE going on at home the rest of us don't know about--is there Gohan? " he asked, concerned.
" No more than usual. " Gohan grumbled, " AND WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT IT!? "
" Well I figured you'd know...you know. "
Gohan sighed, heading over to the table to relax. He just sat down when--
" --GOHAN!! "
" AHHHH!!! " he shrieked for the second time; this time it was Chi-Chi demanding his attention.
" Gohan? "
" Yes Mom? " Gohan responded, tired.
" Who's here so far! TELL ME! "
" Uhh, we just passed Tenshinhan and Chaoutzu; Kuririn's family is here, Hercule's family's here, Bulma's family's
here, umm, you know basically everyone's already here with the exception of Piccolo. " Gohan said, looking around the room,
" He'll probably be a little late. Piccolo-san's still a little shook up from the whole "fusion dance teacher" thing. "
" *DING-DONG*! "
" That'd be him! " Gohan smiled.
" WE'LL GET IT WE'LL GET IT!! " Goten, who had somehow found and was now accompanied by Trunks, rushed to the door.
" AHH! NO NO NO! " Gohan lept out of his seat and raced after them.
Goten peeked out the window and grinned to see the tall namekian, " It's him alright! "
" Well what do you say we give Piccolo a nice big Happy Thanksgiving "hello". " Trunks smirked.
" Heh-heh, right! " Goten grinned back.
" FUUUUUUU---- "
" ---SION! "
" HA!! "
" NO DON'T! " Gohan screeched to a halt, only to see Gotenks grinning up at him.
" Don't "what"? " the fusion replied.
" ...do that. " Gohan said flatly, then yelped as Gotenks opened the front door.
" Gohan? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow to see him standing a couple feet away from the door.
" HI PICCOLO! " a shared voice said happily; a tug was felt on his cape and instantly turned a pale green. He looked
down to see Gotenks waving at him, " Happy Thanksgiving, buddy! "
" AHH! " Piccolo shrieked in shell-shocked horror; having several terrifying embarassing flashbacks flash before his
eyes, " AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! "
" Hahahahaha! " Gotenks laughed at the still "ahh"ing Namekian, " I'm hilarious! HAHAHA! "
" *BONK*! "
" OWW!!! " Gotenks said in unison, putting his hands ontop of his head. He looked up to see Bulma glaring down at
him.
" You KNOW better than to frighten guests, Trunks! You too Goten! You both know Piccolo's still getting over the
whole "fusion-ha" thing! You both owe him an apology! " Bulma folded her arms.
" *sigh* Sorry Piccolo. " Gotenks sighed, then wandered off to the table and sat down in Trunks seat, then placed
Goten's yet-to-be filled with food plate ontop of Trunks's yet-to-be filled with food plate.
" What was THAT for? " Bulma asked, " You only need ONE plate now that you're temporarily ONE person. " she took away
the top plate.
" HEY! NO FAIR! " Goten's voice solely protested.
" Yeah! Just because we're both in the same body doesn't mean we still don't eat for two people!! " Trunks's voice
was the only one to come out this time.
" You'll get the second plate back when you're TWO PEOPLE again. " Bulma said shortly, " It serves you right. "
" Ohhh.. " both boys groaned inwardly.
" This is your fault Trunks! " Goten yelled at themself.
" MY fault! What do you MY fault! You were the one who said "Ooh, let's go surprise Piccolo! There he is now!". "
" Yeah, but YOU suggested the fusion thing! "
" SO! "
" SO! "
Gohan seriously felt a bad headache coming on.
Chi-Chi sat down grumpily, unawarily next to Majin Buu (the good, chubby one), " I can't believe this! That evil
little Ouji's food even SMELLS better than MINE! "
" Well he's working on about seven different dishes at a time, I'm not surprised. " Bulma said, then smirked, " If I
had known Vegeta could cook BEFORE I would've set him to work at this kind of thing YEARS ago. " she grinned, " He makes
UNBELIEVABLE chocolate pudding by the way-- "
" --SHUDDUP!! " Chi-Chi snapped at her.
" Hmmph, well EXCUSE me for caring. " Bulma snorted, then turned to talk to Yamcha instead.
Majin Buu cocked his head at Chi-Chi, confused, " Why you over here? "
" Because THE OUJI'S cooking for us today. " Chi-Chi gritted her teeth.
" But he never makes food, loud lady makes food. Loud lady makes Buu good pie, yes yes! " the chubby creature rubbed
his belly.
" Well loud lady isn't MAKING Buu any pie today. " Chi-Chi said angrily, " The OUJI'S taking over cooking and baking
for the holidays from now on. "
" Ou-ji? " Buu blinked at Vegeta, who was setting something in a pot ontop of the stove, " Ouji's food smell funny to
Buu. You make Buu pie now! " he smiled at her, zapping his plate into a pie tin and holding it out to Chi-Chi.
" Errr, " Chi-Chi growled, " YOU BIG FAT BLOB I CAN'T MAKE YOU ANY PIE EVEN IF I WANTED TO BECAUSE I'M BLIND!!!! "
she screamed bitterly in his face.
" That's all? " Buu looked surprised, then grinned, " Buu can fix that easy! " he set the pie tin down and placed his
hands over her eyes.
" HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT! "
Buu's hands began to glow and Chi-Chi saw a sudden flash before her eyes. Buu removed his hands, then re-held the pie
tin infront of her, " Now you see. Now you make Buu yummy pie! "
" Uhh... " Chi-Chi blinked in shock, everything in the room was instantly visible to her again including the Ouji
himself, who was currently trying to teach Goku how to use the electric egg beater.
" ...and you see you just have to squeeze this little handle right here. " Vegeta smirked, grabbing ahold of the two
handles on either side of the egg beater, causing the machine to whirr and beat the mixture in the bowl beneath it, " Here
Kakay now I want you to try it. " Goku was standing behind him.
" Little Veggie's kinda in the way. " the larger saiyajin said, confused.
" Well why don't you just reach around me then and I'll place your peasant hands where they're supposed to be. "
Vegeta calmly answered him.
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, reaching his arms past Vegeta and towards the egg beater, " I got it---no, wait I don't
got it. " he frowned, missing the spot by several inches.
" Here, let me help you. " Vegeta said, then snickered a bit in Chi-Chi's direction, grabbed Goku's hands and pressed
them against the egg beater handles, causing it to begin beating again, " There, how's that feel? " the ouji smirked.
" Like I'm really accomplishing something little Veggie. " Goku grinned, his voice vibrating from the egg beater.
" Oh you're accomplishing SOMETHING, Kakay. " Vegeta let out a little chuckle, then felt an icy stare glaring at him.
He turned to his right, " Onna! How nice to SEE you again. I was just teaching Kakay how to use my new VIBRATER. " he
boasted.
" You can't full me Ouji that's an egg beater. " Chi-Chi said flatly, pointing to the object.
Vegeta blinked at her for a moment, confused and surprised she knew what it was and where it was.
" Mmmmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmmm!! " Goku giggled, still vibrating due to the egg beater still on. He had a light pink
glow to his face.
" GOKU LET GO OF THAT SMELLY EVIL CREATURE NOW!!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him, " YOU CAN'T HOLD HIS HANDS--EVER!!! "
Goku pulled his hands out of Vegeta's grasp and backed away, " Sorry Chi-chan. " he said, deeply embarassed.
" "SORRY"!? _I_ SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT'S SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU IN THE SORRY HANDS OF THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI!! " she
grabbed him by the ear and dragged him off towards the dinner table where the majority of the rest of the group sat, " IF
I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I WOULD'VE STARTED TO THINK YOU WERE ALMOST _ENJOYING_ THAT SICK LITTLE SENSATION FROM THAT STUPID
KITCHEN APPLIANCE!!! " Chi-Chi sat him down in a chair. Goku looked at the floor, humiliated, " You are hereby BANNED from
seeing that Ouji for the next 2 YEARS!!! "
" WHAT?! " the larger saiyajin's eyes nearly popped out of his head, " Ch--Chi-CHAN! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! " he
pleaded.
" You BET I could! And I just did! " she snapped at him.
" But Chi-chaaaaan... " Goku's eyes began to water as he stared over at the smaller saiyajin, " No more Veggie for 2
whole YEARS? That isn't faaaaaaaaaaaaair. "
Vegeta teleported next to Goku and gave the larger saiyajin a hug, " Don't worry Kakay! Wild horses couldn't keep me
away! After all, who are we to fight TRUE DESTINY!!! " he heroically shook his fist in the air. Goku sniffled a bit and
smiled, " SEE that Onna, Kakay smiled for ME. "
" You keep out of this OUJI. " Chi-Chi growled, poking her finger right between his eyes.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " How did you know I'm over here? "
" BECAUSE I can SEE AGAIN, you little MORON! " she snarled, grabbing him by the collar and slamming him against the
wall.
" Chi-chan can see me? " Goku said brightly.
" Yes Goku, "Chi-chan" can see you again. " Chi-Chi smiled back sweetly.
" YAY! CHI-CHAN CAN SEE ME......wuh-oh... " his face flushed with embarassment, " Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. "
Goku laughed nervously, putting his hand behind the back of his head, " How long have you been able to see again Chi-chan? "
" No less than 5 minutes. " Chi-Chi replied, " Majin Buu healed me after he found out I was no longer able to make
him his holiday pies...which reminds me. " she dropped Vegeta to the floor. The ouji hit the ground with a woof. Chi-Chi
walked over to the other side of the table and took the pie tin, " Care to help me make a pie, Go-chan? " she asked Goku
sweetly.
" Pie-making-time-with-Chi-chan! " Goku cheered, hopping out of his chair and following her out to the kitchen,
" Gee, Chi-chan's never asked me to help her bake before. " he said, impressed.
" Well, there's a first time for everything. " Chi-Chi smiled, " And you know what Goku? I learned something today. "
she said while glancing back at Vegeta, who was trying to get up from his spot on the floor, " I learned that I should TRUST
you more-- "
Goku's face once again flushed with embarassment.
" --and that it's oh-kay to have you help me cook and bake food from time-to-time. AND that I now know that there's
certain boundries between the relationship you have with your wife and the one you have with your "little buddy". " she
explained, " There are just some things that you only do with me and some that you only do the Ouji, like sparring. "
" Wow, Chi-chan is full of wisdom today! " Goku said happily.
" Yes, yes I am. " she said proudly, getting out some flour for the pie.
" Umm--Chi-chan? "
" Yes Goku? "
" If--if it's alright with you, I think I'd rather go eat with everyone else this time, I'm, uhh, kinda hungry. " he
grinned cheesily.
" Sure Go-chan. " Chi-Chi smiled, " Go chow down. "
Goku turned in the direction of the table and walked back over to it, rubbing his hands, " I think I will. "
" Hmm. " Chi-Chi said serenely, then began to kneed some dough.
" And Veggie can come eat with me! " Goku squealed, grabbing the ouji's wrist and dashing back to the table.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then turned around and sped after him, " GOKU!! DROP THAT THING RIGHT NOW!!!! "
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12:32 AM 11/11/02
THE END!
Chuquita: And so it ends.
Vegeta: (grins) If I didn't know any better I'd say I just won a small battle of the war there.
Chuquita: Maybe you have, and maybe you have.
Vegeta: ?? (cocks his head, confused)
Goku: (happily) Confusing little Veggie is FUN!
Chuquita: That it is.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes and grumbles)
Chuquita: Well, since our Thanksgiving special is over that means we got about 3 things left in the End Corner to talk about
before signing off. (looks at several little blue cards) First off is the next story. In which our little ouji here gets a
taste of what it's like to be King.
Vegeta: (cheers) WOO-HOO!... (pauses, blinks) Wait, how can I be King without anybody to crown me.
Chuquita: That's where Son-kun comes in.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (glances over at Son, who's grinning mindlessly at Veggie) (in disbelief) HIM?!
Goku: HEEEeeee...
Vegeta: (to Chu) He can't CROWN me! He's a PEASANT! It wouldn't be LEGAL! My special King-ly powers wouldn't become active if
I was crowned by a mere peasant such as Kakarrotto!
Goku: (sniffles) "MERE PEASANT"?
Vegeta: (freezes in place) (glowing bright red) Oh--puh-please don't do that, I, OOHHHHHHHHHH!!! (groans, turns his head the
other way) (to Chu) IT JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
Chuquita: (wise woman) Be patient small one for all shall be explained in the near future.
Vegeta: (grumbles) By near future you mean not till the next story, right?
Chuquita: (perks up) You betcha! Here's the summary for "King Me!"
Summary: Sick and tired of being only a prince, Veggie gets Goku to crown him king! With disastrous results!
Being crowned king gives the little ouji unbelieveable new powers, such as the ability to warp time and space! Now Veggie
has become bent on using his newfound powers to change Earth into a carbon copy of Bejito-sei! Will Goku and the others be
able to stop him before he completely goes off his rocker? Will they be able to un-crown him in time? CAN you un-crown
someone?
Chuquita: AND the best part of this story is I get to use King Bejito, Raditsu, Nappa, and the rest of the gang from
Bejito-sei again! They had a little cameo in "Veggie Wins?!" and I can't wait to use 'um again. Bardock's family also makes
an appearance and Veggie finds out it's a lot harder to create evil "peasant-swiping" schemes when you're King and ruling a
whole planet than it is being a ouji and ruling over only one peasant.
Goku: (grins) I am SPECIAL!
Chuquita: That you are Son-san!
Vegeta: That STILL doesn't explain how Kakarrotto is able to crown me and have it work.
Chuquita: I'll tell you later. (to audiance) I was thinking I'll write this one next, then depending on how long it takes to
finish after that I'll write the christmas special and then the "Kaka-version 1.0" one. (happily) The second thing I've got
to mention before we go is that I might actually have a website in the future!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're kidding...
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Nope! I've been working on a bunch of different sections; it's not very big though and none of it's
online yet. I've decided to get all the sections to it done and THEN try to get myself a free website to put it on. I was
thinking of using Geocities since I know 3 people who have sites there and that work pretty well. The site's gonna be called
Chuquita's Corner and I have one more section and three mini-sections left to complete. The section I have yet to finish is
called "doodles". The other four (finished) are "fanfiction", "doujinshi", "stuff", and "links". (grins) I even have a
laughing Veggie gif-image I made greeting you on the main page.
Goku: I like it when little Veggie laughs...heeheehee [grabs Veggie's cheek and pinches it] Cute lil-lil Veggie-chan!
Vegeta: (bright red) Cut that out...
Goku: Hee, oh-kay! [lets go of him] Little buddies are fun!
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, I AM "fun", aren't I?
Goku: ... (blinks) (happy) YEAH!!
Chuquita: The last thing I have to say before we go is that this Thursday, Friday, and next Monday signal the three infamous
episodes 273, 274, & 275 which I did my episode parodies on.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I get eaten, covered in slime/scared stiff by very large worms, and end up cheek-to-cheek with
Kakarrotto.
Goku: Well I had fun w/Veggie inside Buu.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Kakarrotto you could have fun in a garbage dump and still be able to amuse yourself. _I_ however, being
the saiyajin no ouji, have a much higher level of "ha-ha" than you do.
Goku: (thinks hard) .... (loudly) HA-HA!!
Vegeta: (falls over in surprise) (sweadrops to hear Son laughing at him) Baka...
Goku: (frowns; looks down at his bodyguard uniform) I guess I have to go back to wearing my regular clothes again, huh
Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Unfortunately so. (grabs her tail) I gotta zap this away too. You know I really didn't use it much, odd.
Goku: Oh I use mine for LOTS of things. Like this, [snaps tail loose and sends it flying; tail grabs Veggie's crown and
brings it back to Son] [puts the crown on his head] heh-heh-heh.
Vegeta: (eyelid twitches) Not...funny.
Chuquita: You better ditch your costume too, "your highness".
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yes, I know. (smirks) BUT I get to be THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OU in the next story so this
little detail doesn't really matter to me.
Chuquita: Heh.
Vegeta: (glares at her) Of course, you're probably not going to make this easy on me, being that I faired pretty well in this
story, huh?
Chuquita: Maybe...
Goku: Or maybe not!
Chuquita: Either ways there's going to be an interesting arguement/confrontation between King Bejito and Chi-Chi so you don't
wanna miss that.
Goku: Veggie hasn't bothered to tell anyone about me and the rest of the gang! Some of us even get thrown in the dungeon by
Veggie's Dad cuz he thinks we're all lunatics! (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: They don't catch Son or Chi-Chi (for a while) though. Son-kun manages to blend in pretty well in village-life. The
fact that there's dozens of other peasants who look just like him helps a bit too.
Vegeta: Yes, according to something Turles said in Movie 2 Kakarrotto is a certain "type" of peasant.
Chuquita: We'll tell you more later! Until next time everybody!
Goku: BYE!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DuBZ
"I hope you brought a little insurance along, but knowing you Goku, you probably don't know what that word means." -Super Buu
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 4 of "Eye Spy!" I'm back, Buu's gone, and Veggie's waiting for Son-kun to return in his final
"Halloween" costume.
Vegeta: [sitting on the edge of the stage; eyes dead-locked on the dressing room door] (blandly) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You know you could come back over here and just sit down to wait for him.
Vegeta: (not paying attention) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: (groans) Vedge, this mini-section is gonna get pretty dull with you just sitting over there going "uh-huh". Don't
you think?
Vegeta: Uh-huh.
Chuquita: Ugh. [smacks her head down onto the desk] Oh well. (to Veggie) I saw Vejitto's birthday episode today.
Vegeta: (now holding up a large pair of goggles and still staring at the dressing room door) Hah, RE-saw it.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Yeahhh... (perks up) You know the one I downloaded must've been the "uncut" version because the one
that aired today cut out some of the dialog.
Vegeta: (glances over at her quickly) Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, in the dub I downloaded a while ago they called Hercule by his sub name and also cut part of something
Son-san was saying to you.
Vegeta: Kakay? [turns back to his binoculars]
Chuquita: ....yes. "Kakay". In the one I downloaded he says "they're trapped inside him; they can't even die!". They cut out
that last part. But I guess I can understand that. It even sounds a little creepy to me. (shivers) I think something like
that happened in a Yu Yu Hakusho episode I saw once. (grins at Veggie) You know the only reason I started watching that show
is cuz it has the same voice people who do your dub Vedge? It's kinda fun listening to the characters and then pointing to
one of them and saying; "Hey, that's Dende"; or "Hey he sounds just like Goku".
Vegeta: Good for you (watching through the binoculars even more closely)
Chuquita: (grumbles) You're not listening to a word I said, are you Veggie?
Vegeta: (snickers) Nope.
Chuquita: You know your dub voice does a main character on that show; "Kuwabara". I like him but man he's butt ugly.
(chuckles) Heh-heh-heh.
Vegeta: (boastfully) Unlike the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI; _ME_; who happens to be VERY attractive.
Chuquita: HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (falls out of her chair laughing at him)
Vegeta: (glares at her) THAT'S RIGHT, YUK IT UP OVER THERE! HAVE YOUR "FUN"! IF WE WERE ON BEJITO-SEI THE PEASANTS WOULD BE
GROVELING OUTSIDE THE CASTLE READY TO GIVE THEIR OWN LIVES FOR A GLIMPSE OF MY PERSONAL BEAUTY!
Chuquita: (laughs so hard she almost runs out of oxygen and nearly faints)
Vegeta: (snorts at her, then smirks at the dressing room door) Well at least _I_ still think I'm beautiful. Kakay thinks I'm
beautiful too you know.
Chuquita: (skeptical) Only in your dreams, Veggie.
Vegeta: (snaps at her) SHUDDUP!!! [feels a tap on his shoulder] (still staring through his binoculars) Cut that out, Chu!
Chuquita: That's not me, that's Son-kun.
Vegeta: Son-ku-- [turns around to see Goku grinning at him wearing the veggie-training-suit Bulma gave him during his
training against Cell along with what looks like Piccolo's puffy white neck gear, shoulder armor, and cape; Piccolo sits in
the audiance sans those items of clothing with an annoyed look on his face] (drooling slightly) ...whoa.
Chuquita: (to Son) What are you supposed to be?
Goku: (happily) I'm Veggie's bodyguard!
Vegeta: (face bursts into a bright red glow) (turns away) Ohhhhhh...
Goku: (conserned) You oh-kay little Veggie?
Vegeta: (chuckles nervous) Heh-heh, my "bodyguard", heh-heh...
Goku: (grins) [bends down to Veggie's height] How about I guard my little Veggie's body with a big 'ol BUDDY HUG!
Vegeta: (yelps) NO! Nuh-no-no-no NO!!
Goku: (hugs him anyway) AwwWWWWWwww, Veggie so soft... [hugs tighter] No one will hurt little Veggie while I'M around!
Vegeta: (dazed & dreamily) Ahhh, really Kakay-chan?
Goku: Mmm-hmm! (nods) Because till the end of this chapter I am your bodyguard and I will make it my temporary sworn duty to
guard your little body!
Vegeta: (smirks) That's nice to know.
Chuquita: Son-kun did you know today is Vejitto's birthday?
Goku: ... (breaks into a grin) OH YEAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JI-CHAN!
Chuquita: The dub is calling him Vegito though.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, I originally called him Vegetto myself but since I eventually would've confused his and Veggie's name by
accident I gave him the ji so his name'd look more individual.
Goku: (to Veggie) Hey little Veggie did you know that both our fusion babies share the GEE sound in the middle of their name
just like your name does.
Vegeta: (curious mumbles the two names to himself) GoGEEta, VeGEEtto....Kakarrotto is CORRECT?! (gawks) The world must be
ending...
Goku: It better not; (grins proudly) _I_ still have a little ouji to save!! [hugs Veggie again]
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh-heh, that you do.
Chuquita: Is it just me or did today's episode sound like something out of a cheesy soap opera?
Vegeta: (groans) Oh God why do I have the feeling that line will lead to me getting humiliated...again.
Goku: (hugs tighter) Better?
Vegeta: (big dreamy grin) Betterrrr...
Goku: You may continue Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Sure! Listen to this mini-parody story using some of the same things from today's episode:
Mini-Parody: Girl: Oh it seems like forever but I'm over the nightmare of the past and I've finally returned to my hometown
to start anew and take my obstacles HEAD ON!
[Chu, Veggie, & Son are watching the mini-movie on an overhead project; Chu & Son eating popcorn. Veggie slaps himself on
the forehead]
Vegeta: (groans) Oh GOD I can just see where THIS is going...
[back to mini-movie]
Boy: (runs up to her) (happily) Oh Girl it's you, I could just feel it.
Girl: (shocked and disgusted) YOU? What are YOU doing here Boy!
[back to the gang]
Vegeta: (to Chu) Not very good with making up character names, are you Chu?
Chuquita: Oh hush up!
Goku: Yeah Veggie I wanna watch the movie!
[B.T.M.M]
Boy: (to Girl) Look what I've got for you? [holds out a jewelry case containing some earrings]
Girl: (angrily) Get out of my sight! I hate you, I never want to see you again you JERK!
Boy: Girl, all of our friends have been killed by a mass murderer, you're the only one I have left. Please take them as a
gift.
Girl: NO! I'm not speaking to you.
Murderer: [from behind them; holding a bazooka] HAHAHA! I'm going to kill you both.
Boy: (to Girl) I bet if we work together we could find a way to stop him before he kills anybody else.
Girl: (stubbornly) I'm not helping YOU you cheat!
Boy: Cheat?
Girl: (mock-laugh) HA! You don't think I know what you did while I was out of town! You said we were partners and then I
leave and you cheated on me with that blonde woman!
Boy: (begging for forgiveness) It's not what it looked like! I was just showing her around town. She was my friend's sister
and she was only going to be here for a short while.
Girl: I don't believe you! How can you stand there and act like it didn't matter! You lied to me! You made me think I could,
*sob* trust you! (angrily) Well I'll teach you! I'll find a way to get rid of this guy all by myself!
[sudden ki blast comes out of nowhere and fries the projector]
[Son & Chu glance to their right]
Vegeta: (glaring at them both and looking very P.Oed) ...
Goku: (sniffles) Aww, I didn't get to see the ending.
Chuquita: (slighly ticked) Yeah Vedge, what's the matter? Too many parallels to the episode?
Vegeta: (growls) Grrrrrrrrrrr...
Goku: (stuffs a handful of popcorn in Veggie's mouth, temporarily confusing him) (grins) HEEeeee... Ready to introduce the
last chapter, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Gladly. (nods) Here's Part 4 everybody!
Summary: Chi-Chi interupts Goku and Veggie during the worst possible time of their sparring match and ends up in the direct
path of a solar flare. After a visit to Capsule Corp, Bulma is certain Chi-Chi has been permanently blinded. But is she
right? Chi-Chi hopes not because Vegeta is using every chance he gets to drive her further and further to the brink of
insanity? Will she lose her mind before she regains her vision? Find out!
Vegeta: (gritting his teeth) (to Chu) YOU..MADE..ME...THE GIRL!!!
Chuquita: So? It fit better this way. It's not like it actually WAS you, Son-san, and Buu in that movie.
Goku: (cheerfully) Yeah little Veggie, lighten up!
Vegeta: (angrily) BUT SHE MADE ME THE GIRL!!!!!!
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" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " several of the ghosts laughed as they sped toward Chi-Chi, who quickly ducked just in time. The
veggie-ghosts screeched to a halt before they could hit the wall infront of them and sighed with relief.
" Veggie do you really think this is such a good idea? " Goku said, worried, " Chi-chan could MASSACARE those poor
little veggie-ghosts!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " It's not the "veggie-ghosts" you should be worried about Kakarrotto. Besides they blow up on
impact. "
Goku's face paled, " BLOW UP!! Buh-buh-buh-buh they're so...cuuuuuuuute. " he whined sadly as he watched a couple of
the veggie-ghosts circle over Chi-Chi's head, giggling, " ...I-WANNA-HUG-ONE!!! " Goku reached out in the veggie-ghosts
general direction.
" No you DON'T! " Vegeta snapped at him, " It's not going to glow bright red like I do!! It's going to explode in
your arms into a billion little PIECES!! "
" Not if I hug it real gentle-like. " Goku said hopefully, then giggled, " I bet they coo when you hug 'um. "
Vegeta shook his head, a light red blush on his face, " Where have you BEEN? " he asked flatly.
" In Veggie-dreamland??? "
" ...close enough. " the ouji sighed, then smirked at Chi-Chi, who was just barely avoiding the attacks unleashed on
her by the ghosts, " HEY ONNA! CARE TO MAKE A WAGER ON THIS FIGHT? " he called out to her.
" FOR WHAT? " she growled, shouting back.
" YOU MANAGE TO DODGE ALL THOSE "VEGGIE-GHOSTS" AND GET THEM TO EXPLODE ONTO SOMETHING ELSE AND I'LL LET YOU TAKE
KAKARROTTO BACK WITH YOU! YOU GET HIT; I KEEP HIM TILL THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING!! " Vegeta said loudly.
" I'm being GAMBLED over? " Goku sweatdropped.
" That's no, *dodge* fair Ouji! " Chi-Chi said, bending over as a veggie-ghost zoomed past her, " I can't see them! "
" You can SENSE them. " Vegeta pointed out, " And you only said it's "no fair" because you know you can't win. " he
snickered.
" WHY YOU-- " Chi-Chi clenched her fingers.
" YAH-HA! " a veggie-ghost cheered excitedly as hurtled downward at her head.
" AHH! " Chi-Chi yelped, then fell down in the process.
" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! " the veggie-ghost laughed maniacally. His eyes widened as he realized he was heading straight for
the floor, " Uh-oh...II! " he yelped as his fists hit the ground and caused him to explode.
" Kuso! " Vegeta snapped his fingers in agitation, " ALRIGHT YOU MINIATURE HALF-WITS! NONE OF YOU ATTACK LIKE THAT!!
I WANT YOU TO HIT ONNA FROM ALL SIDES! GOT IT! "
" Yes sir! " the veggie-ghosts nodded obediently and formed a huttle to create a plan of attack.
" Hmm. " Vegeta smirked, then glanced over at Chi-Chi, who was now looking around in a very paranoid manner,
" Heh-heh-heh, baka Onna. "
" *sniffle* He's...GONE... "
The little ouji looked up to see Goku on the verge of tears, " What are you talking about? "
" THE LITTLE VEGGIE-GHOST JUST _DIED_!!!! " he wailed, pointing to the smouldering spot on the kitchen floor, " HE
WAS SO LITTLE WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE VEGGIE!! WHYYYYY-HYY-HYYYYYYY!!!! " Goku sobbed into Vegeta's shouler. The ouji cocked an
eyebrow at him.
" Kakarrotto that's the point, that's why it's called the "super ghost kamikaze attack". They die after they hit and
blow up something. " Vegeta tried to explain without turning bright red in the face.
" But it was SO CUTE-- "
" Yeah..well...there's 11 more of them over there, not ALL is lost. " Vegeta pointed to the huddled veggie-ghosts.
Goku instantly brightened up, " That's right! There's still a whole big group of 'um! " he grinned excitedly, then
began to eagerly tip-toe towards the group. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Oh-kay so you two go around from the left and I'll attack with him from the side and I want the rest of you to
circle around from the mid-section and attack. " one of the veggie-ghosts explained to the others. Goku stared at the large
group of little veggie-ghosts in awe, then grabbed a random one and lightly held it, causing the rest of the group to turn to
him.
" Hello there lil guy. " the larger saiyajin said sweetly. The veggie-ghost just stared up at him. Goku grinned and
started to softly tickle it's belly.
" Heeheeheeheeheehee! " the veggie-ghost laughed happily, " Hahahahahaha! "
The other veggie-ghosts slowly hovered closer to Goku with curious looks on their faces. They all smiled at him.
" Yeah you like that don't you cutie. " Goku tickled it a little harder.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " the veggie-ghost was now laughing quite loudly, then suddenly began to glow and instantly froze
and waved a pathetic goodbye, " Bye-bye. "
" *BOOM*!! " the ghost exploded in Goku's arms. The rest of the veggie-ghosts instantly shrieked in terror and backed
away from him.
" There goes another one. " Vegeta groaned, staring at the now soot-covered peasant.
Goku stared at his hands in shock, " I, I, I, I, " his eyes began to water again, " WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! VEGGIE
I KILLED HIM!!!!!! I MURDERED HIM VEGGIE IT'S NOT FAIR HE WAS STARTING TO REALLY LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! " Goku sobbed
, turning to the ouji.
" That's because they're not made to be TICKLED, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta gritted his teeth.
" ....I know.. " Goku dried his eyes, then burst into tears again, " VEGGIE HUG ME!!!! " he wailed, latching onto the
little ouji and holding on for dear life, " OH VEGGIE VEGGIE VEGGIE!!! "
" Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... " Vegeta's face glowed bright red and a small trail of drool began to drip
out of the side of his mouth.
The veggie-ghosts all cocked their heads.
" What was that about? " one of them asked.
" I dunno. "
" NEW PLAN! " the leader pointed his fist in the air. The group returned to their huddle.
Meanwhile, Chi-Chi was still wandering about the room in what now seemed like a deep paranoia, " I'm not going to let
you get me you twisted OUJI-CREATIONS!! "
Several of the Veggie ghost slowly headed at her from different angles of the room.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " one of them snicker, then nodded to the others, who in turn all made a beeline for her,
" GOODBYE LADY!!! " they all rushed towards her. Chi-Chi froze when she sensed the ki's not a foot away from her and lept up
into the air. The veggie-ghosts shrieked and collided head-on, setting off a huge explosion that totaled the bottom half of
that side of the room.
" HA! TAKE THAT YOU EVIL LITTLE MONSTERS! " Chi-Chi laughed at them even though they were no longer in existance.
Vegeta cursed under his breath, " LOOKS LIKE I WIN AFTER ALL OUJI! HAHA! " she grinned in victory, then yelped as she felt
something latch around her neck.
The little veggie-ghost grinned cheesily at her, " HELLO!! " it chirped.
" Oh...no... " Chi-Chi felt her eyelid flinch, then screamed as the veggie-ghost exploded, leaving her covered in a
thick layer of soot.
" ... "
" ... "
" ... "
" WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THERE'RE ALL DEAD!! " Goku fell to the floor, sobbing and finally breaking the
silence, " THEY NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TRUELY _LIVE_!!! "
" I...won. HAHA! I WON, ONNA! " Vegeta laughed, pointing at her, " YOU GOT HIT! I WIN KAKAY TILL THE DAY AFTER
THANKSGIVING AND _YOU_ ARE PERMANENTLY BLINDED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "
" NO! THERE'S NO WAY I'M AGREEING TO LETTING YOU KEEP MY GO-CHAN LOCKED AWAY YOUR OUJI-JAIL TILL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
YOU'LL MANIUPLATE HIS MIND INTO THINKING HORRIBLE THINGS AND--what did you just say about me? " Chi-Chi paused from her
current rant.
" You're PERMANENTLY _BLIND_. " Vegeta smirked evilly.
" ... " Chi-Chi suddenly felt sick to her stomach, " WHAT?! THAT'S A, THAT'S A LIE OUJI! "
" Kakay? " Vegeta turned to Goku, who bit his lip uneasily.
" Veggie's telling the truth Chi-chan. When you were upstairs earlier and I was talking to Dr. Briefs and Bulma they
said that you're eyes are damaged beyond repair and there's probably no chance of you getting your eyesight back ever again."
he squeaked out, " I'm so sorry I should've told you before but I just couldn't break your heart like that Chi-chan please
forgive me!! "
" ... "
" Chi-chan? " Goku said cautiously.
" *THUMP*! " Chi-Chi fell back and fainted onto the floor.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku gasped, running over to her, " Veggie I, I better teleport her home. "
" Alright, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta nodded.
" I'll--I'll be right back though, oh-kay? So, so don't finish our buddy-cake without me. " Goku smiled weakly at the
prince, then picked up Chi-Chi and teleported out of the room and came back within 30 seconds to see Vegeta now sitting on a
chair staring at the cake in the oven. Goku smiled and pulled up a chair next to him.
" So? " the larger saiyajin said, now back to his cheerful self, " Whatcha doing? "
" Do you know how tempting it would be for me to just reach inside this oven and pull a chunk off the cake and eat it
myself? " Vegeta said, his eyes dead-locked on the baking pastry.
" Yeah, " Goku grinned widely, relating to him, " When it's still partially cooked yet still kinda gooey and smushy."
Vegeta nodded with a smile on his face, " And then when you DO take some somebody always yells at you that the cake is for
the whole family and you'll get your share when its done cooking. "
" We won't have to do that this time. There's only two of us. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together.
" YEAH! ME-N-VEGGIE! BAKING GOODIES AND THEN STUFFING OUR FACES WITH 'UM! " Goku cheered.
" ... "
" ... "
" Help me find the icing? "
" SURE! "
" Ohhhhh. OHHHHHHH.. " Chi-Chi groaned, finally beginning to wake up from her most recent fainting spell.
" Kaasan? Are you awake? " a familiar, concerned voice said, shaking her.
" Huh? Guh--Gohan? " Chi-Chi opened her eyes, then sat up and shrieked, " GOHAN, WHERE IS HE? "
" Where's who? "
" YOU KNOW WHO! YOUR TOUSSAN!!! AND WHERE AM I?! " she demanded.
" You're at home in your room. Toussan brought you here about an hour ago. He was here just long enough to tell us
you fainted and lost a bet and he'd be home the day after thanksgiving and he left. " Gohan tried to explain.
" Oh my God HE WENT BACK TO THAT OUJI'S HOUSE!!! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" Yeah...sort of. " Gohan said uneasily.
" I CAN'T LET HIM GET SUCKED INTO THAT EVIL OUJI'S EVIL LITTLE WORLD!! " Chi-Chi panicked, then glared and grabbed
Gohan by the collar, " WHY DID YOU LET HIM GET SUCKED INTO THAT EVIL OUJI'S EVIL LITTLE WORLD!! YOU'RE MY PRIZED GENIUS CHILD
!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OFF THINKING OF WAYS TO _PREVENT_ THIS SORT OF THING FROM HAPPENING! NOT JUST SITTING AROUND WHILE
MY GO-CHAN TELEPORTS HIMSELF BACK INTO THAT OUJI'S PRIVATE OUJI-FIED "SLICE OF HEAVEN"!!! "
" --umm, speaking of slices he DID leave us some pie before he went back. " Gohan squeaked out nervously.
" AND HOW IS _PIE_ SUPPOSED TO HELP ME SAVE MY BABY WHEN I'VE JUST BEEN SENT BACK TO STAGE ONE BY HIM HIMSELF!!! "
she screamed in Gohan's face.
" Mommy Mommy! Come see the couch we fixed it all up nice-n-new! " Goten said happily, dashing into the room.
Chi-Chi froze, " "See"? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
she burst into tears, " OH MY POOR BABIES! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! " she sobbed, letting go of Gohan's collar
and hugging him instead, deeply confusion him.
" What do you mean Mommy? " Goten asked.
" GO-CHAN TOLD ME THAT THE DOCTOR THE DAMAGE DONE TO MY EYES IS IRREVERSIBLE AND I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE AGAIN!! "
Both boys froze.
" That--that can't be TRUE, can it? " Gohan asked her, stunned.
" Yes Gohan it is. " Chi-Chi sniffled.
" Wow, I guess that means we just reapolstered the couch for nothing, huh? " Goten laughed, then stopped after his
brother sent him an angry look.
" I'm sure we could find SOME way to bring your eyesight back Kaasan. " Gohan said hopefully, " HEY! Maybe use the
dragonballs! We could ask Shenlong to fix your eyes! "
" Even if he COULD we'd have to wait a whole year! That evil little ouji just made his stupid
"servant-maid/immortality" wishes not even a MONTH ago! " Chi-Chi groaned.
" Poor Mommy, she's blind and can't see and Toussan and Uncle Veggie are temporarily immortal! " Goten exclaimed.
Chi-Chi's jaw hung open, " Oh my God he's right. " she began to panic again.
" Ka--Kaasan calm down. It's gonna be oh-kay. I promise. " Gohan clasped his hands together.
" GOTEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIIIIIHIIIIIIHIIIIIIGHT!!! " Chi-Chi said, terrified, " I'm going to die BLIND AND OLD AND ALONE
WHILE THAT OUJI HAS HIS WAY WITH MY SWEET GO-CHAN!!! "
" Kaasan, he won't have "his way" with Otoussan as long as I'M around. " Gohan said determindly. Chi-Chi smiled at
him with admiration.
" Oh Gohan-chan! I KNEW you'd come through for you mother! You and Goten always have! OH I've got it! " an idea
suddenly came to her, " You and your girlfriend could somehow beat the Ouji's head in and while he's half-dead find Go-chan
and bring him back here where he'll be safe from all that is OUJI. "
" Umm, Mom? " Gohan raised his hand uneasily.
" Yes Gohan? "
" Uhh, I really don't think trying to kill Vegeta is going to make Toussan want to come home any faster. "
" Yeah he'll hate you forever if he knows you ordered big brother to KILL Uncle Veggie. " Goten chimed in.
" ... " Chi-Chi bit her lip, " Ohh, you've got a point there. "
" You don't really need to worry, I mean, if Toussan SAID he's coming home the day after Thanksgiving then there's
really nothing to get frightened about. He gave you his word. " Gohan patted her shoulder.
" Yeah he better not give that Ouji anything more than "words" I can tell you THAT much. " Chi-Chi said, disgusted,
" YOU try listening to them talk to each other without being able to see them! It sounds like the Ouji's trying to get in
his PANTS! "
" ... " Gohan and Goten stared at her like she had just sprouted a third eye.
" Uhh-- " Goten said, confused.
" Mom, Vegeta's NOT trying to get in Toussan's pants. He just wants to completely enslave Toussan into a mind-numbed
"servant-maid-hood". " Gohan cocked an eyebrow.
" HA! You weren't there when we went over the BUMP! Or, or when he lied to me and said he was on "TOP"!! " Chi-Chi
shouted.
" ...bump? " Gohan scratched his head.
" DON'T start. I'm not going to even GO into the "bump". " Chi-Chi said, disgusted, " AND DID YOU KNOW THAT OUJI'S
LETTING GOKU COOK WITH HIM NOW! "
" Well Kaasan you normally don't let Toussan anywhere near the kitchen so I guess it's kinda like a treat to him. "
Gohan explained.
" A TREAT? A _TREAT_?! THE ONLY PERSON THAT'S A _TREAT_ FOR IS THAT EVIL LITTLE MANIAC!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" So? " Gohan said, eager to change the subject, " How was Hiyah? Did he behave? "
" DID he BEHAVE?! ARE YOU INSANE?! " Chi-Chi screamed, " HIGHWAY! 120MPH! VERY THIN LEASH!! " she ranted.
" ... " Gohan instantly paled for even having mentioned it.
Goten looked concerned, " Is Hiyah oh-kay? "
" HOW SHOULD I KNOW! I LEFT HIM GUZZLING RANCH DRESSING IN A RESTURANT ABOUT 2 MILES AWAY FROM CAPSULE CORP! HE
NEARLY KILLED ME! AND I BET IF THAT MONSTER HAD HAD THE CHANCE HE WOULD TOO! " Chi-Chi yelled angrily. Gohan groaned, feeling
a headache coming on, " Picture this! Hiyah's dragging me along at already-light-speed when all of a sudden he spots this
highway and decides to race, YES, "race" the CARS! Naturally that wimpy leash I was holding broke under his speed and I go
flying off face-first into this huge moving truck's BUMPER! "
Goten cringed and Gohan looked visibly ill--from the thought of what was going to happen to him after his mother
finished telling her horror story.
" So THEN I have to pick all these nasty FLIES off of me, right? Well at this point I was pretty ticked off so I
climbed over the driver's side door, PUNCHED OUT that fat guy driving the stupid thing, and started to race after that purple
freak of nature!!! " she laughed maniacally, " Then I whipped out my half of the leash and lassoed the thing--- "
" --that's-enough-for-today-Mom. " Gohan said quickly, sitting her back down. A sweatdrop rolled down the side of his
head, " I think you should get some more rest. It'll help you calm down; and I'll get you some tea or hot cocoa or something
also. " he nodded.
" Alright, that would be nice. " Chi-Chi smiled, calming down, " And the phone too. "
" Huh? " he blinked, now in the hallway.
" I'd like you to bring me the phone also. I want to make a call. " she smirked ever-so-lightly.
" A..phone. Right. " Gohan gulped uneasily, " Whatever you say... "
" Mmmm, it smells so yummy! " Goku said happily. The two saiyajins were gleefully staring at the soon-to-be-covered-
-in-icing cake.
" Yes, I have to say I've really outdone myself this time! " Vegeta grinned, " You have the icing for this little
treat, right Kakarrotto? "
" Uh-huh! " the larger saiyajin nodded, pulling out three tubs of icing; strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla,
" Hee-hee; neapolitan. "
" What's the vanilla for? " the ouji asked.
" Chi-chan likes vanilla. " Goku replied, cocking his head.
Vegeta instantly raised a finger and sent a ki blast at that particular can of pudding, frying it to a crisp.
Goku sweatdropped, " Oh...kay? " he looked downward, " Little Veggie that wasn't very nice! "
" Well this cake isn't FOR Onna and SHE'S never been very "nice" to us ANYWAY! " Vegeta snorted, then smirked at Goku
, " But you know who HAS been nice to us Kaka-chan? "
" Who Veggie? " Goku asked impishly.
" This cake. " Vegeta pointed to it, " And since it's being such a nice cake I think we should reward it with a
little icing. " he opened the top to the strawberry icing container, " Don't you think? "
Goku grinned widely, opening the top to the chocolate one, " I'm way ahead of you little buddy! "
" *RING*RING*RING*! "
" Aw COME ON! " Vegeta snapped at the annoyance, " Of all the times to call here! "
" Let it ring little Veggie, that's what I'd do. " Goku scooped a spoonful of icing out and gulped it down off the
spoon.
" *sigh*, we better go check it out anyway. Follow me. " Vegeta groaned, setting down the icing and waddling off down
the hall in a slight depression. Goku giggled at the ouji's waddle and followed him by waddling down the hall in the same
manner.
" Heeheehee, I'm little Veggie! Heeheehee! " Goku covered his mouth to silence some of his giggles. Vegeta stopped
waddling and glared at Goku from over his shoulder. Goku quickly looked away, whistling an innocent tune. Vegeta rolled his
eyes and turned around, waddling again until he reached one of the many doors in the hallway. He opened it to reveal a large
office. The phone was still ringing and the small ouji sat down in Bulma's office-chair next to the answering machine and yet
another phone.
Goku noticed a beanbag chair in the corner of the room and happily plopped himself down in it, " Heh-heh, beeeeeans &
Veggies! "
" Hello, you have reached the Capsule Corperation, extension 555-8346, if you wish to leave a message, please do so
after the beep-- "
" BEEP!! "
" TRUNKS CUT THAT OUT I'M TRYING TO TAPE A RECORDING FOR THIS ANNOYING ANSWERING MACHI-- "
" --*BEEP*!! " the actual beep of the machine cut Bulma's voice off. Vegeta snickered in amusement, then waited for
a message.
" Greetings, you little SICKO. I KNOW you're listening to me right now-- "
" Onna. " Vegeta grimaced and folded his arms at the constrained anger on the other line.
" You BETTER pick up this phone and talk Ouji! If you don't I SWEAR I'll send my Gohan-chan over there to kick your
little a-- "
" --Mom! Just let it go for now, you need your rest. " another voice whispered cautiously.
" YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS GOHAN THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi yelled at him.
Goku and Vegeta sweatdropped.
" But Veggie hasn't done anything bad yet. " Goku blinked, confused.
" PICK UP THE STUPID PHONE OUJI!! YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW! WHERE'S MY BABY!!! "
Vegeta grumbled in anger, then smirked, grabbed the phone off the hook and fake-moaned, " OHHHH, KAKAY-CHAN! THAT
FEELS *OHHH!!!* SOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOoOoooooOOOOOO *UNGH* GOOD!!!!!!!! *click*! " Vegeta hung up the phone, then dusted his
hands off and walked past Goku, snickering, " Heh-heh-heh, that'll get her asleep alright. Asleep and unconsious. "
" ... " Goku just scratched his head while staring at the answering machine, confused, " I don't get it? "
" Eh, forget about it Kakarrotto. " Vegeta shrugged it off, " Now let's go back to finishing that cake before it
cools off and we end up having to microwave and then it'll taste all mushy and disgusting. "
" Good point Veggie! " Goku agreed, then waved his fist in the air, " ICING A-WAY!! "
" o_O ... "
" Kaasan? "
" O_o ... "
" Kaasan? " Gohan said nervously, waving his hand infront of Chi-Chi's froze, blood-drained face, " Puh--please be
alive. " he shivered, frightened, then wailed, hugging her, " OH KAASAN WHAT DID HE _DO_ TO YOU!!! "
" Ah-ha, haha, hahahaha, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " Chi-Chi began to laugh psychotically, " AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAha..haha.....ha....*thump*! " she finished with a weak laugh, then suddenly fainted.
" OH MY GOD! KAASAN!!! " Gohan shrieked, quickly grabbing her wrist and checking for a pulse. He sighed with relief
to hear her heart still beating, " Ohh, boy that was a CLOSE one. "
" We DID IT! Our "buddy-cake" is FINISHED! " Goku cheered, clasping his hands together. The cake sat infront of them,
half iced with chocolate, half with strawberry. It was cut straight down the middle.
" Mmm, looks good enough to eat RIGHT NOW. " Vegeta grinned at the cake, then paused as Goku dipped his finger on the
top of the cake and drew a little heart on the middle of it, smushing the two icings together in that particular space.
" THERE, _NOW_ it's ready to eat! " the larger saiyajin smiled warmly.
" ...K... " the smaller one's face glowed bright red, " LET'S EAT! "
" YAY! "
The cake was devoured within the next 5 minutes.
" Ahhh, that was GOOD CAKE, Veggie. " Goku sat back in his chair, patting his stomach.
" Yes, it was. " Vegeta said pleasantly, patting his equally large tummy, " However *urp* we have a LONG way to go if
we're going to be preparing Thanksgiving dinner for ALL of those rabid Earth-mongrels you associate with. "
" Little Veggie says we still have work to do? " Goku pouted.
" Unfortunately, yes. " the ouji groaned.
" Well how much do we have done already? " Goku asked him.
" NONE. I just spent all those pastries I made this morning on YOU. " Vegeta felt a tinge of anger.
" Oh...sorry little Veggie. " Goku said sadly, " But if it makes you feel any better they were really good
pastries. "
Vegeta smiled.
" And, and I bet if we worked together that with our speed and super-powers we could make enough food for EVERYBODY
to have PLENTY to eat on Thanksgiving BY Thanksgiving. " Goku said, determined. He turned to Vegeta, " What do you say
Veggie? "
" I say....alright. " Vegeta shrugged, smirking.
" YEAH!! ME-N-VEGGIE MAKIN FOOD! " Goku cheered, hugging the ouji, " This is going to be the BEST Thanksgiving day
EVER, little Veggie 'o mine! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh.... " Vegeta grinned goofily, his face glowing bright red, " Mine too... "
THANKSGIVING DAY...
" I'm NOT moving... "
" You have to Mom! "
" Yeah Mommy everyone's waiting just for you! " Goten pouted; both he and Gohan were dressed and ready to leave.
Hiyah stood behind them wearing a turkey suit and wildly glancing about the room in search of something to chew and
destroy.
" I can't do it...I make Thanksgiving meals EVERY YEAR; and now it's that OUJI doing it instead because _I_ got
hit by some attack that was MEANT for him from MY Go-chan who's now IN that evil little Ouji's clutches as his
"assistant"! " Chi-Chi moaned pitifully, " It's not FAIR! "
" Well it won't help you any to just stay under the covers depressed all day. " Gohan sighed, " You NEED to come
with us. "
" What if that Ouji POISONED some of that "food" he made! He'd KILL ME and make it look like an accident! I KNOW
he could! He's SNEAKY that way... " Chi-Chi trailed off, poking her head out from under the blanket. Gohan sighed again.
" This isn't really helping. "
" YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!!! " she snapped at him, then went into an over-dramatic sob, " Oh Gohan now that
that evil Ouji can offer FOOD to my Go-chan there's nothing I can give him that the Ouji CAN'T!!! "
" *cough*cough* " Gohan let out two embarassed coughs.
" ...oh yeah, that; BUT I MEAN THINGS _OTHER_ THAN JUST THAT!!! " Chi-Chi cried.
" Maybe Toussan's gotten bored being Vegeta's assistant Kaasan. Ever think of that? " Gohan asked her curiously.
" Yes, maybe he--he HAS gotten "bored" of playing with the Ouji. And his promise is for TOMMOROW; right? "
Both boys nodded, then sweatdropped, realizing she couldn't see them; and both said 'yes' instead.
" Alright then! " Chi-Chi said, sitting up, " Let's go snag your Toussan back boys! " she got out of bed, then
narrowed her eyes, " He and that evil little Ouji have a LOT of explaining to do... "
" *DING-DONG* *DING-DONG*!! "
" CAN'T YOU RING THAT STUPID DOORBELL ANY FASTER! " Chi-Chi snapped, pushing Gohan out of the way and angrily
knocking on the door, " OUJIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOWWWWWWW!!!!! "
Gohan and Goten sweatdropped; the trio, or quartet if you count Hiyah; were standing at the front door to Capsule
Corp, " I *KNOCK* SAID *KNOCK* OPEN THIS *KNOCK* DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'LL BLAST OPEEEEEEEEEENN!!!!!! "
" Uhh, Kaasan? " Gohan spoke up.
" NOT NOW GOHAN! *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*!!! "
" *A-hem*... "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped. The door had been open for the past 30 seconds and she was currently slamming her fist into
Tenshinhan's bald head. She embrassingly felt around only to poke his third eye, humiliated. Chi-Chi bit her lip, " And
that, boys, is how NOT to knock on a door when visiting a friend or neighbor. " she said to them, politely. The brohters
both fell over, " MOVE TIEN!! " Chi-Chi pushed past him.
" ... " Tenshinhan sweatdropped, " THAT'S RIGHT! JUST IGNORE THE BALD GUY! WHAT DOES HE CARE! HE HAS NO FEELINGS,
RIGHT!!! " the man ranted angrily, then glared at Chaoutzu, who was feeding Dr. Brief's cat, " Come on Chaoutzu, we're
eating out back. " Tenshinhan grumbled, stomping around to the backyard.
Chaoutzu shrugged, tossed another cookie to the cat, and followed his friend outside.
Gohan, Goten, and Hiyah slowly wandered inside, feeling awkward.
" GOHAN! "
" AHH! " he shrieked, then felt a tug on his sleeve and looked over to see Kuririn, " Oh, heh-heh, hi Kuririn. "
Gohan said, nerve-shot.
" You feeling oh-kay, bro? You look a little, uhh, what's the word? " Kuririn said, scratching his head.
" Over-stressed? " Gohan gave him a nervous smile.
" Yeah, that's it. So what's happening? "
" Well, Kaasan is blind, Vegeta and Toussan are making Thanksgiving dinner, and Hiyah ate a traffic-light on the
way here. " Gohan groaned.
Kuririn glanced over at Hiyah, who's stomach was now lit up in three seperate circles of red, yellow, and green,
" Yeah I thought that looked a little weird. "
" Kaasan's blindess is driving me crazy. I swear she's more paranoid than she was BEFORE it happened. " Gohan
sighed, " But from what Toussan told me it was basically her fault for running in to attack Vegeta with a club right
in the middle of their sparring match. She got hit by a Taiyo-ken and it completely wiped out her eyes. " he groaned.
Kuririn watched Chi-Chi walk into yet another wall, " Ahh, so that explains it. " he nodded, then pointed to the
two very content saiyajin working in the kitchen, " And that would be... "
" Kaasan lost a bet with Vegeta and he gets to keep Toussan till the end of tommorow. " Gohan said flatly.
" Oh-kay...I guess that works. You know those two have been creeping me out all day. " Kuririn said as he and Gohan
watched Goku hold a bowl still while Vegeta used a large wooden spoon to mix whatever was inside the bowl, " There--there
hasn't been any TROUBLE going on at home the rest of us don't know about--is there Gohan? " he asked, concerned.
" No more than usual. " Gohan grumbled, " AND WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT IT!? "
" Well I figured you'd know...you know. "
Gohan sighed, heading over to the table to relax. He just sat down when--
" --GOHAN!! "
" AHHHH!!! " he shrieked for the second time; this time it was Chi-Chi demanding his attention.
" Gohan? "
" Yes Mom? " Gohan responded, tired.
" Who's here so far! TELL ME! "
" Uhh, we just passed Tenshinhan and Chaoutzu; Kuririn's family is here, Hercule's family's here, Bulma's family's
here, umm, you know basically everyone's already here with the exception of Piccolo. " Gohan said, looking around the room,
" He'll probably be a little late. Piccolo-san's still a little shook up from the whole "fusion dance teacher" thing. "
" *DING-DONG*! "
" That'd be him! " Gohan smiled.
" WE'LL GET IT WE'LL GET IT!! " Goten, who had somehow found and was now accompanied by Trunks, rushed to the door.
" AHH! NO NO NO! " Gohan lept out of his seat and raced after them.
Goten peeked out the window and grinned to see the tall namekian, " It's him alright! "
" Well what do you say we give Piccolo a nice big Happy Thanksgiving "hello". " Trunks smirked.
" Heh-heh, right! " Goten grinned back.
" FUUUUUUU---- "
" ---SION! "
" HA!! "
" NO DON'T! " Gohan screeched to a halt, only to see Gotenks grinning up at him.
" Don't "what"? " the fusion replied.
" ...do that. " Gohan said flatly, then yelped as Gotenks opened the front door.
" Gohan? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow to see him standing a couple feet away from the door.
" HI PICCOLO! " a shared voice said happily; a tug was felt on his cape and instantly turned a pale green. He looked
down to see Gotenks waving at him, " Happy Thanksgiving, buddy! "
" AHH! " Piccolo shrieked in shell-shocked horror; having several terrifying embarassing flashbacks flash before his
eyes, " AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! "
" Hahahahaha! " Gotenks laughed at the still "ahh"ing Namekian, " I'm hilarious! HAHAHA! "
" *BONK*! "
" OWW!!! " Gotenks said in unison, putting his hands ontop of his head. He looked up to see Bulma glaring down at
him.
" You KNOW better than to frighten guests, Trunks! You too Goten! You both know Piccolo's still getting over the
whole "fusion-ha" thing! You both owe him an apology! " Bulma folded her arms.
" *sigh* Sorry Piccolo. " Gotenks sighed, then wandered off to the table and sat down in Trunks seat, then placed
Goten's yet-to-be filled with food plate ontop of Trunks's yet-to-be filled with food plate.
" What was THAT for? " Bulma asked, " You only need ONE plate now that you're temporarily ONE person. " she took away
the top plate.
" HEY! NO FAIR! " Goten's voice solely protested.
" Yeah! Just because we're both in the same body doesn't mean we still don't eat for two people!! " Trunks's voice
was the only one to come out this time.
" You'll get the second plate back when you're TWO PEOPLE again. " Bulma said shortly, " It serves you right. "
" Ohhh.. " both boys groaned inwardly.
" This is your fault Trunks! " Goten yelled at themself.
" MY fault! What do you MY fault! You were the one who said "Ooh, let's go surprise Piccolo! There he is now!". "
" Yeah, but YOU suggested the fusion thing! "
" SO! "
" SO! "
Gohan seriously felt a bad headache coming on.
Chi-Chi sat down grumpily, unawarily next to Majin Buu (the good, chubby one), " I can't believe this! That evil
little Ouji's food even SMELLS better than MINE! "
" Well he's working on about seven different dishes at a time, I'm not surprised. " Bulma said, then smirked, " If I
had known Vegeta could cook BEFORE I would've set him to work at this kind of thing YEARS ago. " she grinned, " He makes
UNBELIEVABLE chocolate pudding by the way-- "
" --SHUDDUP!! " Chi-Chi snapped at her.
" Hmmph, well EXCUSE me for caring. " Bulma snorted, then turned to talk to Yamcha instead.
Majin Buu cocked his head at Chi-Chi, confused, " Why you over here? "
" Because THE OUJI'S cooking for us today. " Chi-Chi gritted her teeth.
" But he never makes food, loud lady makes food. Loud lady makes Buu good pie, yes yes! " the chubby creature rubbed
his belly.
" Well loud lady isn't MAKING Buu any pie today. " Chi-Chi said angrily, " The OUJI'S taking over cooking and baking
for the holidays from now on. "
" Ou-ji? " Buu blinked at Vegeta, who was setting something in a pot ontop of the stove, " Ouji's food smell funny to
Buu. You make Buu pie now! " he smiled at her, zapping his plate into a pie tin and holding it out to Chi-Chi.
" Errr, " Chi-Chi growled, " YOU BIG FAT BLOB I CAN'T MAKE YOU ANY PIE EVEN IF I WANTED TO BECAUSE I'M BLIND!!!! "
she screamed bitterly in his face.
" That's all? " Buu looked surprised, then grinned, " Buu can fix that easy! " he set the pie tin down and placed his
hands over her eyes.
" HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT! "
Buu's hands began to glow and Chi-Chi saw a sudden flash before her eyes. Buu removed his hands, then re-held the pie
tin infront of her, " Now you see. Now you make Buu yummy pie! "
" Uhh... " Chi-Chi blinked in shock, everything in the room was instantly visible to her again including the Ouji
himself, who was currently trying to teach Goku how to use the electric egg beater.
" ...and you see you just have to squeeze this little handle right here. " Vegeta smirked, grabbing ahold of the two
handles on either side of the egg beater, causing the machine to whirr and beat the mixture in the bowl beneath it, " Here
Kakay now I want you to try it. " Goku was standing behind him.
" Little Veggie's kinda in the way. " the larger saiyajin said, confused.
" Well why don't you just reach around me then and I'll place your peasant hands where they're supposed to be. "
Vegeta calmly answered him.
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, reaching his arms past Vegeta and towards the egg beater, " I got it---no, wait I don't
got it. " he frowned, missing the spot by several inches.
" Here, let me help you. " Vegeta said, then snickered a bit in Chi-Chi's direction, grabbed Goku's hands and pressed
them against the egg beater handles, causing it to begin beating again, " There, how's that feel? " the ouji smirked.
" Like I'm really accomplishing something little Veggie. " Goku grinned, his voice vibrating from the egg beater.
" Oh you're accomplishing SOMETHING, Kakay. " Vegeta let out a little chuckle, then felt an icy stare glaring at him.
He turned to his right, " Onna! How nice to SEE you again. I was just teaching Kakay how to use my new VIBRATER. " he
boasted.
" You can't full me Ouji that's an egg beater. " Chi-Chi said flatly, pointing to the object.
Vegeta blinked at her for a moment, confused and surprised she knew what it was and where it was.
" Mmmmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmmm!! " Goku giggled, still vibrating due to the egg beater still on. He had a light pink
glow to his face.
" GOKU LET GO OF THAT SMELLY EVIL CREATURE NOW!!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him, " YOU CAN'T HOLD HIS HANDS--EVER!!! "
Goku pulled his hands out of Vegeta's grasp and backed away, " Sorry Chi-chan. " he said, deeply embarassed.
" "SORRY"!? _I_ SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT'S SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU IN THE SORRY HANDS OF THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI!! " she
grabbed him by the ear and dragged him off towards the dinner table where the majority of the rest of the group sat, " IF
I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I WOULD'VE STARTED TO THINK YOU WERE ALMOST _ENJOYING_ THAT SICK LITTLE SENSATION FROM THAT STUPID
KITCHEN APPLIANCE!!! " Chi-Chi sat him down in a chair. Goku looked at the floor, humiliated, " You are hereby BANNED from
seeing that Ouji for the next 2 YEARS!!! "
" WHAT?! " the larger saiyajin's eyes nearly popped out of his head, " Ch--Chi-CHAN! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! " he
pleaded.
" You BET I could! And I just did! " she snapped at him.
" But Chi-chaaaaan... " Goku's eyes began to water as he stared over at the smaller saiyajin, " No more Veggie for 2
whole YEARS? That isn't faaaaaaaaaaaaair. "
Vegeta teleported next to Goku and gave the larger saiyajin a hug, " Don't worry Kakay! Wild horses couldn't keep me
away! After all, who are we to fight TRUE DESTINY!!! " he heroically shook his fist in the air. Goku sniffled a bit and
smiled, " SEE that Onna, Kakay smiled for ME. "
" You keep out of this OUJI. " Chi-Chi growled, poking her finger right between his eyes.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " How did you know I'm over here? "
" BECAUSE I can SEE AGAIN, you little MORON! " she snarled, grabbing him by the collar and slamming him against the
wall.
" Chi-chan can see me? " Goku said brightly.
" Yes Goku, "Chi-chan" can see you again. " Chi-Chi smiled back sweetly.
" YAY! CHI-CHAN CAN SEE ME......wuh-oh... " his face flushed with embarassment, " Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. "
Goku laughed nervously, putting his hand behind the back of his head, " How long have you been able to see again Chi-chan? "
" No less than 5 minutes. " Chi-Chi replied, " Majin Buu healed me after he found out I was no longer able to make
him his holiday pies...which reminds me. " she dropped Vegeta to the floor. The ouji hit the ground with a woof. Chi-Chi
walked over to the other side of the table and took the pie tin, " Care to help me make a pie, Go-chan? " she asked Goku
sweetly.
" Pie-making-time-with-Chi-chan! " Goku cheered, hopping out of his chair and following her out to the kitchen,
" Gee, Chi-chan's never asked me to help her bake before. " he said, impressed.
" Well, there's a first time for everything. " Chi-Chi smiled, " And you know what Goku? I learned something today. "
she said while glancing back at Vegeta, who was trying to get up from his spot on the floor, " I learned that I should TRUST
you more-- "
Goku's face once again flushed with embarassment.
" --and that it's oh-kay to have you help me cook and bake food from time-to-time. AND that I now know that there's
certain boundries between the relationship you have with your wife and the one you have with your "little buddy". " she
explained, " There are just some things that you only do with me and some that you only do the Ouji, like sparring. "
" Wow, Chi-chan is full of wisdom today! " Goku said happily.
" Yes, yes I am. " she said proudly, getting out some flour for the pie.
" Umm--Chi-chan? "
" Yes Goku? "
" If--if it's alright with you, I think I'd rather go eat with everyone else this time, I'm, uhh, kinda hungry. " he
grinned cheesily.
" Sure Go-chan. " Chi-Chi smiled, " Go chow down. "
Goku turned in the direction of the table and walked back over to it, rubbing his hands, " I think I will. "
" Hmm. " Chi-Chi said serenely, then began to kneed some dough.
" And Veggie can come eat with me! " Goku squealed, grabbing the ouji's wrist and dashing back to the table.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then turned around and sped after him, " GOKU!! DROP THAT THING RIGHT NOW!!!! "
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12:32 AM 11/11/02
THE END!
Chuquita: And so it ends.
Vegeta: (grins) If I didn't know any better I'd say I just won a small battle of the war there.
Chuquita: Maybe you have, and maybe you have.
Vegeta: ?? (cocks his head, confused)
Goku: (happily) Confusing little Veggie is FUN!
Chuquita: That it is.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes and grumbles)
Chuquita: Well, since our Thanksgiving special is over that means we got about 3 things left in the End Corner to talk about
before signing off. (looks at several little blue cards) First off is the next story. In which our little ouji here gets a
taste of what it's like to be King.
Vegeta: (cheers) WOO-HOO!... (pauses, blinks) Wait, how can I be King without anybody to crown me.
Chuquita: That's where Son-kun comes in.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (glances over at Son, who's grinning mindlessly at Veggie) (in disbelief) HIM?!
Goku: HEEEeeee...
Vegeta: (to Chu) He can't CROWN me! He's a PEASANT! It wouldn't be LEGAL! My special King-ly powers wouldn't become active if
I was crowned by a mere peasant such as Kakarrotto!
Goku: (sniffles) "MERE PEASANT"?
Vegeta: (freezes in place) (glowing bright red) Oh--puh-please don't do that, I, OOHHHHHHHHHH!!! (groans, turns his head the
other way) (to Chu) IT JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
Chuquita: (wise woman) Be patient small one for all shall be explained in the near future.
Vegeta: (grumbles) By near future you mean not till the next story, right?
Chuquita: (perks up) You betcha! Here's the summary for "King Me!"
Summary: Sick and tired of being only a prince, Veggie gets Goku to crown him king! With disastrous results!
Being crowned king gives the little ouji unbelieveable new powers, such as the ability to warp time and space! Now Veggie
has become bent on using his newfound powers to change Earth into a carbon copy of Bejito-sei! Will Goku and the others be
able to stop him before he completely goes off his rocker? Will they be able to un-crown him in time? CAN you un-crown
someone?
Chuquita: AND the best part of this story is I get to use King Bejito, Raditsu, Nappa, and the rest of the gang from
Bejito-sei again! They had a little cameo in "Veggie Wins?!" and I can't wait to use 'um again. Bardock's family also makes
an appearance and Veggie finds out it's a lot harder to create evil "peasant-swiping" schemes when you're King and ruling a
whole planet than it is being a ouji and ruling over only one peasant.
Goku: (grins) I am SPECIAL!
Chuquita: That you are Son-san!
Vegeta: That STILL doesn't explain how Kakarrotto is able to crown me and have it work.
Chuquita: I'll tell you later. (to audiance) I was thinking I'll write this one next, then depending on how long it takes to
finish after that I'll write the christmas special and then the "Kaka-version 1.0" one. (happily) The second thing I've got
to mention before we go is that I might actually have a website in the future!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're kidding...
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Nope! I've been working on a bunch of different sections; it's not very big though and none of it's
online yet. I've decided to get all the sections to it done and THEN try to get myself a free website to put it on. I was
thinking of using Geocities since I know 3 people who have sites there and that work pretty well. The site's gonna be called
Chuquita's Corner and I have one more section and three mini-sections left to complete. The section I have yet to finish is
called "doodles". The other four (finished) are "fanfiction", "doujinshi", "stuff", and "links". (grins) I even have a
laughing Veggie gif-image I made greeting you on the main page.
Goku: I like it when little Veggie laughs...heeheehee [grabs Veggie's cheek and pinches it] Cute lil-lil Veggie-chan!
Vegeta: (bright red) Cut that out...
Goku: Hee, oh-kay! [lets go of him] Little buddies are fun!
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, I AM "fun", aren't I?
Goku: ... (blinks) (happy) YEAH!!
Chuquita: The last thing I have to say before we go is that this Thursday, Friday, and next Monday signal the three infamous
episodes 273, 274, & 275 which I did my episode parodies on.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I get eaten, covered in slime/scared stiff by very large worms, and end up cheek-to-cheek with
Kakarrotto.
Goku: Well I had fun w/Veggie inside Buu.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Kakarrotto you could have fun in a garbage dump and still be able to amuse yourself. _I_ however, being
the saiyajin no ouji, have a much higher level of "ha-ha" than you do.
Goku: (thinks hard) .... (loudly) HA-HA!!
Vegeta: (falls over in surprise) (sweadrops to hear Son laughing at him) Baka...
Goku: (frowns; looks down at his bodyguard uniform) I guess I have to go back to wearing my regular clothes again, huh
Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Unfortunately so. (grabs her tail) I gotta zap this away too. You know I really didn't use it much, odd.
Goku: Oh I use mine for LOTS of things. Like this, [snaps tail loose and sends it flying; tail grabs Veggie's crown and
brings it back to Son] [puts the crown on his head] heh-heh-heh.
Vegeta: (eyelid twitches) Not...funny.
Chuquita: You better ditch your costume too, "your highness".
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yes, I know. (smirks) BUT I get to be THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OU in the next story so this
little detail doesn't really matter to me.
Chuquita: Heh.
Vegeta: (glares at her) Of course, you're probably not going to make this easy on me, being that I faired pretty well in this
story, huh?
Chuquita: Maybe...
Goku: Or maybe not!
Chuquita: Either ways there's going to be an interesting arguement/confrontation between King Bejito and Chi-Chi so you don't
wanna miss that.
Goku: Veggie hasn't bothered to tell anyone about me and the rest of the gang! Some of us even get thrown in the dungeon by
Veggie's Dad cuz he thinks we're all lunatics! (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: They don't catch Son or Chi-Chi (for a while) though. Son-kun manages to blend in pretty well in village-life. The
fact that there's dozens of other peasants who look just like him helps a bit too.
Vegeta: Yes, according to something Turles said in Movie 2 Kakarrotto is a certain "type" of peasant.
Chuquita: We'll tell you more later! Until next time everybody!
Goku: BYE!