Heh…I'm back with another chapter! Oh sorry I forgot to thank RDBRaptor for
the last chapter. Thanks for all the reviews! Rev. your idea sure is cool
because I'm using it! Thanks! Manshiqua you guessed what I was going to do!
Go you! Thanks for the Ninja…it came in handy.
Disclaimer: Me: Heh Cell's sleeping now I can say the disclaimer! Cell: *talking in sleep* Jessica doesn't own DBZ. Me: Damn!
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Nappa was sitting on a rock talking to himself. Raditz was about to strangle him when Nappa jumped up.
"Raditz I got it!"
"Got what?"
"I know how to get back at Vegeta!"
"How?"
"We fly out of Hell and torment Vegeta with our nakedness!"
"And I have to come why?"
"Because we hate Vegeta."
"Correction…you hate Vegeta. I hate Kakarotto."
"Oh yeah. Please come!"
"No."
"But Vegeta didn't wish you back with the dragon balls."
"Ok fine."
"Yea!"
Raditz and Nappa took of their armor and flew out of Hell.
***
Zarbon, Frieza and King Cold were sitting outside thinking of what to do.
"We should have thought of ideas before we started."
"Yeah. Too bad Dodoria isn't here."
"Good idea Zarbon!"
"Huh? Son what are you talking about?"
"We go to Hell and see if Dodoria gives us any ideas."
"Ok."
In the depth of Hell…
"I'll trade you Mike Piazza for Derek Jeter."
"No way Dodoria! Are you nuts! Derek is such a hottie!"
"Come on Buter!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"But Mike Piazza has big muscles."
"Hmm…well…no!"
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold landed next to Dodoria.
"Hello Lord Frieza! Why did you come back?"
"We needed an idea so we came here."
"Oh."
"So what are you guys doing?"
"Buter and I are trading baseball cards."
"Baseball cards?"
"Lord Frieza that's it!"
"Huh?"
"We make cards with us on them and put them in cereal boxes!"
"Wonderful!"
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold flew back and began making the cards.
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CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK
Goku was still banging his head against a building. Because his brain is slow, the pictures stay longer.
"Ew…ew…ew…must not blink…must get pictures out of my head…"
***
Bulma had just gotten back from the psychiatrist.
"Do you feel better Vegeta?"
"I don't need your fucking pity woman!"
Bulma sighed and walked away. Trunks and Goten came bouncing down the stairs.
"Mom!"
"What Trunks?"
"Did you buy more cereal?"
"Yes. I put the box on the table."
"Ok. Come on Goten I'll race you to the kitchen. First one there gets the prize in the cereal."
"You're on!"
"1…2…3…go!"
Trunks and Goten sped into the kitchen.
"I won!"
"No way Trunks! You cheated!"
"Did not!"
Trunks got 2 bowls and sat down at the table. He opened the box and put his hand inside.
"What did you get Trunks? Huh?"
"Hmm…I can't find it…wait I got it!"
Trunks pulled out a pack of cards.
"Look trading cards! Open it Trunks!"
"Ok, ok. Hold on Goten."
Trunks opened up the pack.
"Eww!"
"What is it Trunks?"
"Eh you can have them Goten."
"Why?"
Trunks handed the cards to Goten. He looked at them.
"Eww they're naked! Nuh uh Trunks you won, you keep them!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"How about this, we leave them here and if anyone wants them, they'll take them."
"Ok."
"Let's play video games!"
"Yeah!"
Trunks and Goten ran to Trunks' room. Bulma came by with the laundry basket. She looked at the table and saw the cards.
"Trunks must have left them here."
She picked them up and put them in the basket. She walked upstairs to her bedroom. The phone started ringing. Bulma put the basket down and picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi Bulma it's Chi Chi."
"Oh Hey Chi. What's up?"
Bulma picked up the basket, but the cards fell on the floor. She walked out of the room. Vegeta came upstairs and walked into his room.
"Hmm…what's this on the floor?"
Vegeta picked up the cards and looked at them.
"Son of a fucking bitch! NO!"
Vegeta dropped the cards and grabbed his head.
"No! No! Not again! Ah!"
Vegeta screamed and ran outside. Nappa and Raditz were flying by Capsule Co.
"I wonder where Vegeta lives."
"I guess we never thought of that."
"Oh well…we'll have to head back."
Vegeta felt some familiar kis.
'No…'
He looked up and screamed.
"AHH! Oh this is fucking nasty!"
He ran inside crying. Trunks and Goten came walking by.
"Dad are you ok? Why are you crying?"
"Trunks I want you to kill me."
"Huh?"
"Shot me with a ki blast, stab me with a knife, anything. Just make sure I'm dead, ok?"
"Uh Mom!"
Bulma came running in the room.
"What is it Trunks?"
"Dad just told me to kill him."
Bulma turned to Vegeta.
"Vegeta are you crying? Trunks get the car keys."
***
Goku was still banging his head against the building.
"Ew…ew…ew…ew…must get out of my head…ow…head hurts…"
***
"I hope this works ok."
"Me too."
"I'm sure it will."
"Hmm…what should we do next?"
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Heh…did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! If you have any ideas just tell me them in your reviews and I'll use them. Next chapter should be up by Thursday or Friday. Peace!
Disclaimer: Me: Heh Cell's sleeping now I can say the disclaimer! Cell: *talking in sleep* Jessica doesn't own DBZ. Me: Damn!
***
Nappa was sitting on a rock talking to himself. Raditz was about to strangle him when Nappa jumped up.
"Raditz I got it!"
"Got what?"
"I know how to get back at Vegeta!"
"How?"
"We fly out of Hell and torment Vegeta with our nakedness!"
"And I have to come why?"
"Because we hate Vegeta."
"Correction…you hate Vegeta. I hate Kakarotto."
"Oh yeah. Please come!"
"No."
"But Vegeta didn't wish you back with the dragon balls."
"Ok fine."
"Yea!"
Raditz and Nappa took of their armor and flew out of Hell.
***
Zarbon, Frieza and King Cold were sitting outside thinking of what to do.
"We should have thought of ideas before we started."
"Yeah. Too bad Dodoria isn't here."
"Good idea Zarbon!"
"Huh? Son what are you talking about?"
"We go to Hell and see if Dodoria gives us any ideas."
"Ok."
In the depth of Hell…
"I'll trade you Mike Piazza for Derek Jeter."
"No way Dodoria! Are you nuts! Derek is such a hottie!"
"Come on Buter!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"But Mike Piazza has big muscles."
"Hmm…well…no!"
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold landed next to Dodoria.
"Hello Lord Frieza! Why did you come back?"
"We needed an idea so we came here."
"Oh."
"So what are you guys doing?"
"Buter and I are trading baseball cards."
"Baseball cards?"
"Lord Frieza that's it!"
"Huh?"
"We make cards with us on them and put them in cereal boxes!"
"Wonderful!"
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold flew back and began making the cards.
***
CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK
Goku was still banging his head against a building. Because his brain is slow, the pictures stay longer.
"Ew…ew…ew…must not blink…must get pictures out of my head…"
***
Bulma had just gotten back from the psychiatrist.
"Do you feel better Vegeta?"
"I don't need your fucking pity woman!"
Bulma sighed and walked away. Trunks and Goten came bouncing down the stairs.
"Mom!"
"What Trunks?"
"Did you buy more cereal?"
"Yes. I put the box on the table."
"Ok. Come on Goten I'll race you to the kitchen. First one there gets the prize in the cereal."
"You're on!"
"1…2…3…go!"
Trunks and Goten sped into the kitchen.
"I won!"
"No way Trunks! You cheated!"
"Did not!"
Trunks got 2 bowls and sat down at the table. He opened the box and put his hand inside.
"What did you get Trunks? Huh?"
"Hmm…I can't find it…wait I got it!"
Trunks pulled out a pack of cards.
"Look trading cards! Open it Trunks!"
"Ok, ok. Hold on Goten."
Trunks opened up the pack.
"Eww!"
"What is it Trunks?"
"Eh you can have them Goten."
"Why?"
Trunks handed the cards to Goten. He looked at them.
"Eww they're naked! Nuh uh Trunks you won, you keep them!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"How about this, we leave them here and if anyone wants them, they'll take them."
"Ok."
"Let's play video games!"
"Yeah!"
Trunks and Goten ran to Trunks' room. Bulma came by with the laundry basket. She looked at the table and saw the cards.
"Trunks must have left them here."
She picked them up and put them in the basket. She walked upstairs to her bedroom. The phone started ringing. Bulma put the basket down and picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi Bulma it's Chi Chi."
"Oh Hey Chi. What's up?"
Bulma picked up the basket, but the cards fell on the floor. She walked out of the room. Vegeta came upstairs and walked into his room.
"Hmm…what's this on the floor?"
Vegeta picked up the cards and looked at them.
"Son of a fucking bitch! NO!"
Vegeta dropped the cards and grabbed his head.
"No! No! Not again! Ah!"
Vegeta screamed and ran outside. Nappa and Raditz were flying by Capsule Co.
"I wonder where Vegeta lives."
"I guess we never thought of that."
"Oh well…we'll have to head back."
Vegeta felt some familiar kis.
'No…'
He looked up and screamed.
"AHH! Oh this is fucking nasty!"
He ran inside crying. Trunks and Goten came walking by.
"Dad are you ok? Why are you crying?"
"Trunks I want you to kill me."
"Huh?"
"Shot me with a ki blast, stab me with a knife, anything. Just make sure I'm dead, ok?"
"Uh Mom!"
Bulma came running in the room.
"What is it Trunks?"
"Dad just told me to kill him."
Bulma turned to Vegeta.
"Vegeta are you crying? Trunks get the car keys."
***
Goku was still banging his head against the building.
"Ew…ew…ew…ew…must get out of my head…ow…head hurts…"
***
"I hope this works ok."
"Me too."
"I'm sure it will."
"Hmm…what should we do next?"
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Heh…did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! If you have any ideas just tell me them in your reviews and I'll use them. Next chapter should be up by Thursday or Friday. Peace!