Woot! Hehe…thanks for all the reviews. I swear my ego is now bigger than
Vegeta's. The ideas were wonderful and I'm going to be using them! Thanks
to RDBRaptor for this idea! Ideas are always welcome. I hope you enjoy this
chapter! ^_^
Disclaimer: Me: Do I need to type this? Cell: Yes. Me: Why? No one reads it anyway. Cell: What happens when someone who does own DBZ reads this without a disclaimer? Me: I get sued? Cell: Precisely. Me: What are the chances of that happening? Cell: Just say it. Me: Fine. I don't own DBZ. Cell: Don't forget Star Wars. Me: Oh yeah and I don't own Star Wars.
***
Vegeta just got back from Dr. Sikes office. He was sitting on the couch watching TV. Trunks and Goten came into the room.
"Go away brats!"
"Aw dad! Goten just got this really great movie and we wanna watch it!"
"What movie?"
"Star Wars!"
Vegeta just stared at the movie Goten was holding. All of a sudden everything got blurry.
'Hmm…must be in a flash back.'
Vegeta and Nappa just walked into Vegeta's room.
"I hope this movie is as good as the humans say it is."
"Yeah."
Vegeta looked at his bed.
"I don't remember leaving this here. Oh well."
He popped the movie in the VCR. All of a sudden some funky music came on and Frieza, who was naked, walked onto the screen. Vegeta and Nappa screamed and cried.
"NO!"
Vegeta was brought back to the dream world by Trunks shaking him.
"Huh?"
"Dad are you ok?"
"Yes why?"
"You were screaming."
"Oh…"
"So can we watch it?"
"Watch what?"
"Star Wars!"
Again Vegeta looked at the movie Goten was holding.
'Must destroy movie!'
"AH!"
Vegeta jumped up and snatched the movie out of Goten's hands.
"Huh?"
"DIE!"
Vegeta blasted the movie. Goten looked like he was going to cry.
"MOM!"
Bulma came running into the room.
"What is it?"
Trunks pointed at Vegeta.
"What happened?"
"Me and Goten wanted to watch Star Wars so we asked dad and he got this weird look in his eye and stared to zone out and he screamed and he jumped and took Goten's movie and blasted it!"
Bulma looked at Vegeta. He was holding his head crying.
"NO! Not again! Please help me!"
"Ugh! We just came from Dr. Sikes!"
She grabbed her keys.
"Trunks can you carry your father to the car?"
"Ok."
Trunks picked up Vegeta and lugged him to the car. Bulma turned to Goten.
"I'm sorry Goten. I'll buy you another one ok?"
Goten sniffled.
"Ok…"
She smiled and rustled his hair. Trunks came back.
"Goten wanna play outside."
Goten shook his head.
"Aw don't be sad Goten. My mom's gonna buy you a new one."
"I know..."
"Last one outside is a baka!"
Trunks ran outside.
"Hey no fair Trunks!"
Goten ran after him.
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold were sitting outside thinking of ideas.
"We should have brought Dodoria with us!"
"I know…shall we head back to Hell?"
"Sure why not."
They all flew off.
In the dark, fiery depths of Hell… (A/N: heh…just working on my adjectives)
Dodoria and Jeice were staring at a picture. Frieza landed next to him.
"What are you doing?"
Dodoria paid no attention to Frieza and got really close to the picture. He stared for sometime and slowly backed away.
"Ah ha! They're dolphins!"
"Aw! I wanted to get it this time!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"Oh sorry Lord Frieza. We're looking at these pictures that look like just a bunch of colors, but there's really a picture hidden in them."
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold smiled and flew out of Hell. Dodoria shook his head.
"They're strange."
"Yeah."
"Want to play hopscotch?"
"Ok!"
***
Nappa and Raditz were still flying around.
"Nappa I thought we agreed on going back."
"I changed my mind. We are going to torment Vegeta and we're going to torment him today!"
"Hey look! Maybe those kids know where Vegeta lives."
"Ok."
Nappa and Raditz landed in front of Trunks and Goten. Trunks turned to Goten.
"Get a look at those nut jobs."
"Yeah…they're naked like those guys on those cards."
Nappa and Raditz glared at them.
"Nappa that kid looks like Kakarotto!"
"He does!"
"Huh? Trunks they just said that word you're dad always calls my dad."
"Yeah I know. Who are you and what do you want?"
"I'm Nappa and this is Raditz."
"Nappa? Goten isn't that the guy my dad always talks about?"
"Uh huh…he said he was a big bald idiot."
"Fits the description well doesn't it?"
Goten giggled. Nappa growled.
"Who's you're father?"
"My dad is Vegeta."
Nappa and Raditz's eyes popped out of their sockets.
"WHAT!"
"I can't believe this. And who's your father?"
"My dad is Goku."
"Goku…that's Kakarotto's earth name!"
Nappa smiled.
"So Vegeta settled down with a human and had a child."
Raditz frowned.
"Damn Kakarotto must be good in bed."
Everyone looked at him.
"What?"
"Brat where's your father?"
"My dad's at a psychiatrist because he's been acting crazy and mumbling stuff about some naked guy."
"Some naked guy?"
"Uh huh and today he blew up Goten's Star Wars tape."
"Star Wars…"
Nappa's vision got blurry.
Vegeta and Nappa just walked into Vegeta's room.
"I hope this movie is as good as the humans say it is."
"Yeah."
Vegeta looked at his bed.
"I don't remember leaving this here. Oh well."
He popped the movie in the VCR. All of a sudden some funky music came on and Frieza, who was naked, walked onto the screen. Vegeta and Nappa screamed and cried.
"NO!"
"Goten look! He's acting like my dad!"
"Yeah."
Raditz punched Nappa in the face.
"Huh?"
"You were screaming about naked Frieza or something."
Nappa grabbed his head.
"The pictures! They're coming back! AH!"
"Trunks maybe we should take him to Dr. Sikes."
Raditz scratched his head.
"Eh? Oh well."
He lifted up Nappa and flew back to Hell.
***
"Zarbon test this out and tell me what you see."
"Ok."
Zarbon looked at the picture closely and slowly backed away.
"I see you, me and King Cold naked."
"Perfect!"
They made more and sold them.
***
Bulma returned home with Vegeta.
"Trunks! Goten!"
The demi saiyans ran into the house.
"Hi mom! How's dad?"
"He's ok."
"Good."
"Did anyone call?"
"No but 2 men stopped by for dad."
"Huh?"
Bulma left the room.
"Yeah one was named Nappa and what was the other one's name Goten?"
"Raditz."
"Yeah Raditz. They were naked and they were looking for you."
Vegeta's mind started forming pictures of Nappa and Raditz naked.
"Oh! I think I'm going to hurl!"
Vegeta started banging his head against the wall. Bulma came walking into the room.
"What's that banging noise?"
She saw Vegeta.
"Not again! Come on guys in the car."
She led Vegeta to the car and drove to Dr. Sikes.
"Sorry Dr. Sikes."
"No it's ok Bulma. Don't be sorry."
Vegeta walked into her office.
"What's that?"
He pointed to a picture on the wall.
"Oh that's a picture."
"That's a picture! It doesn't look like anything!"
"You have to get close to it and stare for awhile. Then back away slowly and you'll see a picture. I just brought it so I don't know what the picture is."
Vegeta walked over to it. He stared and slowly backed away.
"AHHH! NO!"
"Vegeta what's wrong?"
"The picture…it's…"
He blasted the picture and fell to the floor crying.
***
Aww…poor Veggie! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!
Disclaimer: Me: Do I need to type this? Cell: Yes. Me: Why? No one reads it anyway. Cell: What happens when someone who does own DBZ reads this without a disclaimer? Me: I get sued? Cell: Precisely. Me: What are the chances of that happening? Cell: Just say it. Me: Fine. I don't own DBZ. Cell: Don't forget Star Wars. Me: Oh yeah and I don't own Star Wars.
***
Vegeta just got back from Dr. Sikes office. He was sitting on the couch watching TV. Trunks and Goten came into the room.
"Go away brats!"
"Aw dad! Goten just got this really great movie and we wanna watch it!"
"What movie?"
"Star Wars!"
Vegeta just stared at the movie Goten was holding. All of a sudden everything got blurry.
'Hmm…must be in a flash back.'
Vegeta and Nappa just walked into Vegeta's room.
"I hope this movie is as good as the humans say it is."
"Yeah."
Vegeta looked at his bed.
"I don't remember leaving this here. Oh well."
He popped the movie in the VCR. All of a sudden some funky music came on and Frieza, who was naked, walked onto the screen. Vegeta and Nappa screamed and cried.
"NO!"
Vegeta was brought back to the dream world by Trunks shaking him.
"Huh?"
"Dad are you ok?"
"Yes why?"
"You were screaming."
"Oh…"
"So can we watch it?"
"Watch what?"
"Star Wars!"
Again Vegeta looked at the movie Goten was holding.
'Must destroy movie!'
"AH!"
Vegeta jumped up and snatched the movie out of Goten's hands.
"Huh?"
"DIE!"
Vegeta blasted the movie. Goten looked like he was going to cry.
"MOM!"
Bulma came running into the room.
"What is it?"
Trunks pointed at Vegeta.
"What happened?"
"Me and Goten wanted to watch Star Wars so we asked dad and he got this weird look in his eye and stared to zone out and he screamed and he jumped and took Goten's movie and blasted it!"
Bulma looked at Vegeta. He was holding his head crying.
"NO! Not again! Please help me!"
"Ugh! We just came from Dr. Sikes!"
She grabbed her keys.
"Trunks can you carry your father to the car?"
"Ok."
Trunks picked up Vegeta and lugged him to the car. Bulma turned to Goten.
"I'm sorry Goten. I'll buy you another one ok?"
Goten sniffled.
"Ok…"
She smiled and rustled his hair. Trunks came back.
"Goten wanna play outside."
Goten shook his head.
"Aw don't be sad Goten. My mom's gonna buy you a new one."
"I know..."
"Last one outside is a baka!"
Trunks ran outside.
"Hey no fair Trunks!"
Goten ran after him.
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold were sitting outside thinking of ideas.
"We should have brought Dodoria with us!"
"I know…shall we head back to Hell?"
"Sure why not."
They all flew off.
In the dark, fiery depths of Hell… (A/N: heh…just working on my adjectives)
Dodoria and Jeice were staring at a picture. Frieza landed next to him.
"What are you doing?"
Dodoria paid no attention to Frieza and got really close to the picture. He stared for sometime and slowly backed away.
"Ah ha! They're dolphins!"
"Aw! I wanted to get it this time!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"Oh sorry Lord Frieza. We're looking at these pictures that look like just a bunch of colors, but there's really a picture hidden in them."
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold smiled and flew out of Hell. Dodoria shook his head.
"They're strange."
"Yeah."
"Want to play hopscotch?"
"Ok!"
***
Nappa and Raditz were still flying around.
"Nappa I thought we agreed on going back."
"I changed my mind. We are going to torment Vegeta and we're going to torment him today!"
"Hey look! Maybe those kids know where Vegeta lives."
"Ok."
Nappa and Raditz landed in front of Trunks and Goten. Trunks turned to Goten.
"Get a look at those nut jobs."
"Yeah…they're naked like those guys on those cards."
Nappa and Raditz glared at them.
"Nappa that kid looks like Kakarotto!"
"He does!"
"Huh? Trunks they just said that word you're dad always calls my dad."
"Yeah I know. Who are you and what do you want?"
"I'm Nappa and this is Raditz."
"Nappa? Goten isn't that the guy my dad always talks about?"
"Uh huh…he said he was a big bald idiot."
"Fits the description well doesn't it?"
Goten giggled. Nappa growled.
"Who's you're father?"
"My dad is Vegeta."
Nappa and Raditz's eyes popped out of their sockets.
"WHAT!"
"I can't believe this. And who's your father?"
"My dad is Goku."
"Goku…that's Kakarotto's earth name!"
Nappa smiled.
"So Vegeta settled down with a human and had a child."
Raditz frowned.
"Damn Kakarotto must be good in bed."
Everyone looked at him.
"What?"
"Brat where's your father?"
"My dad's at a psychiatrist because he's been acting crazy and mumbling stuff about some naked guy."
"Some naked guy?"
"Uh huh and today he blew up Goten's Star Wars tape."
"Star Wars…"
Nappa's vision got blurry.
Vegeta and Nappa just walked into Vegeta's room.
"I hope this movie is as good as the humans say it is."
"Yeah."
Vegeta looked at his bed.
"I don't remember leaving this here. Oh well."
He popped the movie in the VCR. All of a sudden some funky music came on and Frieza, who was naked, walked onto the screen. Vegeta and Nappa screamed and cried.
"NO!"
"Goten look! He's acting like my dad!"
"Yeah."
Raditz punched Nappa in the face.
"Huh?"
"You were screaming about naked Frieza or something."
Nappa grabbed his head.
"The pictures! They're coming back! AH!"
"Trunks maybe we should take him to Dr. Sikes."
Raditz scratched his head.
"Eh? Oh well."
He lifted up Nappa and flew back to Hell.
***
"Zarbon test this out and tell me what you see."
"Ok."
Zarbon looked at the picture closely and slowly backed away.
"I see you, me and King Cold naked."
"Perfect!"
They made more and sold them.
***
Bulma returned home with Vegeta.
"Trunks! Goten!"
The demi saiyans ran into the house.
"Hi mom! How's dad?"
"He's ok."
"Good."
"Did anyone call?"
"No but 2 men stopped by for dad."
"Huh?"
Bulma left the room.
"Yeah one was named Nappa and what was the other one's name Goten?"
"Raditz."
"Yeah Raditz. They were naked and they were looking for you."
Vegeta's mind started forming pictures of Nappa and Raditz naked.
"Oh! I think I'm going to hurl!"
Vegeta started banging his head against the wall. Bulma came walking into the room.
"What's that banging noise?"
She saw Vegeta.
"Not again! Come on guys in the car."
She led Vegeta to the car and drove to Dr. Sikes.
"Sorry Dr. Sikes."
"No it's ok Bulma. Don't be sorry."
Vegeta walked into her office.
"What's that?"
He pointed to a picture on the wall.
"Oh that's a picture."
"That's a picture! It doesn't look like anything!"
"You have to get close to it and stare for awhile. Then back away slowly and you'll see a picture. I just brought it so I don't know what the picture is."
Vegeta walked over to it. He stared and slowly backed away.
"AHHH! NO!"
"Vegeta what's wrong?"
"The picture…it's…"
He blasted the picture and fell to the floor crying.
***
Aww…poor Veggie! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!