*dodges random vegetables being thrown* Hey…er…sorry this took so long.
*gets on hands and knees* Please forgive me! Heh…thanks for all the
reviews! They rock! Thanks for the ideas! w00t! Thanks to Shinrea this
idea. Hope you like this chapter!
Disclaimer: Cell: My name is Jessica and I'm stupid because I don't let Cell say the disclaimer! Me: I'm Cell and I'm gayer than Frieza! Cell: *sniffle* That was mean! Me: Sorry…you can say it. Cell: Yes! Jessica doesn't own DBZ!
***
Bulma was waiting in Dr. Sikes' office. Finally Dr. Sikes walked in.
"Hello Bulma."
"Hi again."
"What happened this time?"
"Well I brought Trunks and Goten a comic for being good and they were screaming after they read it. Then I guess Vegeta saw it."
"Interesting. Do you have the comic with you?"
"Yes."
Bulma hands the comic to Dr. Sikes. She begins to flip through the pages.
"Everything seems ok so far…"
Finally she gets to the end of the comic.
"Oh my God! I think I'm going to be sick! Excuse me…"
Dr. Sikes runs into the bathroom. Bulma picks up the comic.
"I wonder what's in here."
She looks over at Vegeta, Trunks and Goten all rocking back and forth in their chairs. She carefully opens the comic and skims through the pages.
"I don't see anything."
Bulma shrugs and turns to the next page, the last page.
"Holy fucking shit! That's horrible! AH!"
Bulma dropped the magazine and closed her eyes. She quickly opens them again.
"What the fuck! Now I know how Vegeta felt."
Dr. Sikes comes back holding her stomach.
"Bulma are you ok?"
"No! I looked!"
"Listen why don't you come back another time."
"Ok."
Dr. Sikes runs back to the bathroom. Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks and Goten all leave. Bulma drives to Starbucks. (A/N: I don't own that *points to the words 'Starbucks'*) They order some coffee.
"Vegeta are you ok?"
"Yeah woman I'm fine. Why the fuck did you go and look for!"
"I just wanted to see what everyone was screaming at."
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold are sitting on swings trying to think of something.
"Any ideas?"
"Not yet. How about you father?"
"Nope."
A few kids come over near the swings.
"Hey Bobby! Look at those freaks."
"Yeah. They are weird looking."
"Hey guys look at that big one! He hardly fits on the swing."
Frieza glares at the kids.
"I can't believe we have to go back to school tomorrow."
"Yeah I know."
"Hey that thing is glaring at us. Let's leave."
"Yeah."
The kids run away.
"What annoying brats. I think I'll kill them."
"Wait Lord Frieza!"
"What is it Zarbon?"
"They gave me an idea. They said they had to go to school tomorrow right."
"Yes and?"
"We can do a demonstration. Like a sex ed. class."
"But they were like 6 years old."
"We'll lie and say we're going to teach them…um…fire safety!"
"Good idea!"
"Wonderful!"
The next day…
Trunks and Goten walk into their classroom. (A/N: Let's pretend that Trunks missed the cut off…ok? So he and Goten can be in the same grade.)
"This sucks!"
"I know. I hate school!"
They walk to their desks and sit down. The teacher walks in.
"Hello everyone! Welcome back! Today we're have a fire safety demonstration."
"Yay!"
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold walk in the room.
"Hey Goten. Don't they look familiar?"
"Uh huh…they do."
Zarbon turns to the teacher.
"You're going to have to leave."
"Why?"
"Uh…because you do now leave!"
"Uh ok…bye…"
The teacher walks out of the classroom. Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold take off their fireman outfits.
"Hey you're not fireman!"
"Shut up brat! We're going to teach you about sex."
A bunch of kids raise their hands.
"What?"
"Um mister…what's sex?"
"Are they serious?"
"Well Lord Frieza they're about 6 and 7 so I think they're serious."
"Oh. Well that's why we're teaching you so put your hands down and shut up!"
"Goten those are the guys from our dream and the comics!"
"Yeah! What are they doing here?"
"I don't know."
***
Nappa was pacing back and forth.
"How can we get Vegeta?"
"Why don't we make a mirror with our picture in it and put it in Vegeta's room."
"No Raditz! That's a stupid idea. Hmm…I've got it!"
"What?"
"We make a mirror with our picture in it and put it in Vegeta's room!"
"Uh…didn't I just…"
"No time to thank me Raditz! We must find someone who can do that!"
Raditz and Nappa fly around Hell.
***
"Ok brats. We're going to teach you using this banana."
Frieza takes out a banana and puts it on a desk.
"A banana?"
"Yes a banana."
A kid raises his hand.
"What now!"
"What's the banana?"
"The banana is your uh…how do I explain this to them Zarbon?"
"Um…the banana is your um…it's the thing that boys have that girls don't have."
"Cooties?"
"What! Not cooties! What's wrong with these brats! Father can you think of a way to explain this to them?"
"Hmm…the banana is…is…you're uh thing."
"Thing?"
"Gr…ok. It's your family jewels."
"Oh! Like a ruby or a diamond?"
"NO! It's your member…"
"Member?"
"Ugh! These kids are impossible!"
"Ok! Why do I just show you what it is."
Zarbon took off his pants.
"EW!"
"Yuck!"
"That's gross!"
"Goten we have to get out of here!"
"I know, but how they're by the door!"
"Hm…we'll think of something."
Zarbon pulled his pants back up.
"Thank you Zarbon. Now…"
Another kid raised his hand.
"What!"
"I need to go to the bathroom."
"Too bad! Now that you all know what the banana is I'm going to show you what you do to your banana."
"We do stuff to them?"
"When you're having sex."
"What's sex?"
"I swear I'm just going to blow this whole classroom up."
"Maybe we should have went to a class with older kids."
***
Raditz and Nappa were flying around on earth.
"Who knew Guldo could do this for us."
"So where did Vegeta live again?"
"Um…uh…over there!"
"Oh yes that's right."
Raditz and Nappa land on Capsule Co.'s lawn.
"Now which room is Vegeta's?"
"There are a lot of rooms. Holy shit! Ok…you go around this way and I'll go this way."
"Ok."
A few hours later…
"I found it!"
"Finally!"
"Ok…how do we get inside?"
"Erm…"
***
"Ok now I want everyone to stroke their bananas."
"I want to go home!"
"Shut up brat!"
"Trunks we need to leave fast!"
"Ok, ok. Um…let's sneak out the window."
"How are we gonna get up?"
Trunks turns around to the kid next to him.
"Hey Jon?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you start crying really loud?"
"Uh yeah sure."
"Thanks."
Jon started to sniffle.
"Uh oh. Lord Frieza I think someone's going to cry."
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold run over to Jon.
"Um please don't cry."
"Come on Goten!"
Trunks and Goten sneak over to the window and open it.
"Ready go!"
Trunks and Goten fly out the window.
"Yes! We're free!"
"Woohoo!"
***
"Look this window is open. If we go through here we can walk to the door."
"Good idea."
Nappa and Raditz finally get into Vegeta's room and switch the mirrors.
"Haha! That will teach Vegeta for killing me!"
"Nappa shut up!"
"Oops…let's go."
They fly out the window and fly back to Hell.
"Don't you want to see it happen?"
"No. He might find us."
"Ok."
***
The bell rang and the students ran out of the classroom.
"Damnit!"
"Don't worry my son. We can go to the high school."
"What's the name of the high school?"
"I think its called Orange Star High School, Lord Frieza."
***
Trunks and Goten flew to Capsule Co.
"Hi mom!"
"Hi guys. I was just going to get you."
"Uh well they let school out early and we decided to fly home right Goten?"
"Uh huh!"
"Ok."
"We're hungry mom."
"Ok…let's see what we have."
Bulma walked into the kitchen.
"Goten I never want to see another banana for the rest of my life."
"Same here!"
"Here why don't you guys have some bananas?"
"AH!"
"NO!"
Trunks and Goten run out of the room screaming.
"I wonder what's wrong with them."
***
Vegeta just finished training and was walking toward his room. He heard Goten and Trunks screaming.
"I wonder what the brats are screaming at."
He walks into his room and walks to the mirror to flex his muscles. (A/N: *drool*) He looks at the mirror.
"What the fuck!"
The mirror has a big picture of Nappa and Raditz naked.
"Oh my fucking God! NO!"
Vegeta grabs his head and falls to the floor.
"NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!"
He rolls onto his back and he starts twitching. Bulma runs upstairs.
"Vegeta?"
She kneels next to him.
"Vegeta what happened?"
"Don't look woman! Close your eyes!"
Bulma closes her eyes and Vegeta blasts the mirror.
"Can I open them?"
"Uh huh…"
"Vegeta do I need to take you to Dr. Sikes?"
"…"
"Vegeta? I think that's a yes."
***
Woo…I'm evil! Haha! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!
Disclaimer: Cell: My name is Jessica and I'm stupid because I don't let Cell say the disclaimer! Me: I'm Cell and I'm gayer than Frieza! Cell: *sniffle* That was mean! Me: Sorry…you can say it. Cell: Yes! Jessica doesn't own DBZ!
***
Bulma was waiting in Dr. Sikes' office. Finally Dr. Sikes walked in.
"Hello Bulma."
"Hi again."
"What happened this time?"
"Well I brought Trunks and Goten a comic for being good and they were screaming after they read it. Then I guess Vegeta saw it."
"Interesting. Do you have the comic with you?"
"Yes."
Bulma hands the comic to Dr. Sikes. She begins to flip through the pages.
"Everything seems ok so far…"
Finally she gets to the end of the comic.
"Oh my God! I think I'm going to be sick! Excuse me…"
Dr. Sikes runs into the bathroom. Bulma picks up the comic.
"I wonder what's in here."
She looks over at Vegeta, Trunks and Goten all rocking back and forth in their chairs. She carefully opens the comic and skims through the pages.
"I don't see anything."
Bulma shrugs and turns to the next page, the last page.
"Holy fucking shit! That's horrible! AH!"
Bulma dropped the magazine and closed her eyes. She quickly opens them again.
"What the fuck! Now I know how Vegeta felt."
Dr. Sikes comes back holding her stomach.
"Bulma are you ok?"
"No! I looked!"
"Listen why don't you come back another time."
"Ok."
Dr. Sikes runs back to the bathroom. Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks and Goten all leave. Bulma drives to Starbucks. (A/N: I don't own that *points to the words 'Starbucks'*) They order some coffee.
"Vegeta are you ok?"
"Yeah woman I'm fine. Why the fuck did you go and look for!"
"I just wanted to see what everyone was screaming at."
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold are sitting on swings trying to think of something.
"Any ideas?"
"Not yet. How about you father?"
"Nope."
A few kids come over near the swings.
"Hey Bobby! Look at those freaks."
"Yeah. They are weird looking."
"Hey guys look at that big one! He hardly fits on the swing."
Frieza glares at the kids.
"I can't believe we have to go back to school tomorrow."
"Yeah I know."
"Hey that thing is glaring at us. Let's leave."
"Yeah."
The kids run away.
"What annoying brats. I think I'll kill them."
"Wait Lord Frieza!"
"What is it Zarbon?"
"They gave me an idea. They said they had to go to school tomorrow right."
"Yes and?"
"We can do a demonstration. Like a sex ed. class."
"But they were like 6 years old."
"We'll lie and say we're going to teach them…um…fire safety!"
"Good idea!"
"Wonderful!"
The next day…
Trunks and Goten walk into their classroom. (A/N: Let's pretend that Trunks missed the cut off…ok? So he and Goten can be in the same grade.)
"This sucks!"
"I know. I hate school!"
They walk to their desks and sit down. The teacher walks in.
"Hello everyone! Welcome back! Today we're have a fire safety demonstration."
"Yay!"
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold walk in the room.
"Hey Goten. Don't they look familiar?"
"Uh huh…they do."
Zarbon turns to the teacher.
"You're going to have to leave."
"Why?"
"Uh…because you do now leave!"
"Uh ok…bye…"
The teacher walks out of the classroom. Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold take off their fireman outfits.
"Hey you're not fireman!"
"Shut up brat! We're going to teach you about sex."
A bunch of kids raise their hands.
"What?"
"Um mister…what's sex?"
"Are they serious?"
"Well Lord Frieza they're about 6 and 7 so I think they're serious."
"Oh. Well that's why we're teaching you so put your hands down and shut up!"
"Goten those are the guys from our dream and the comics!"
"Yeah! What are they doing here?"
"I don't know."
***
Nappa was pacing back and forth.
"How can we get Vegeta?"
"Why don't we make a mirror with our picture in it and put it in Vegeta's room."
"No Raditz! That's a stupid idea. Hmm…I've got it!"
"What?"
"We make a mirror with our picture in it and put it in Vegeta's room!"
"Uh…didn't I just…"
"No time to thank me Raditz! We must find someone who can do that!"
Raditz and Nappa fly around Hell.
***
"Ok brats. We're going to teach you using this banana."
Frieza takes out a banana and puts it on a desk.
"A banana?"
"Yes a banana."
A kid raises his hand.
"What now!"
"What's the banana?"
"The banana is your uh…how do I explain this to them Zarbon?"
"Um…the banana is your um…it's the thing that boys have that girls don't have."
"Cooties?"
"What! Not cooties! What's wrong with these brats! Father can you think of a way to explain this to them?"
"Hmm…the banana is…is…you're uh thing."
"Thing?"
"Gr…ok. It's your family jewels."
"Oh! Like a ruby or a diamond?"
"NO! It's your member…"
"Member?"
"Ugh! These kids are impossible!"
"Ok! Why do I just show you what it is."
Zarbon took off his pants.
"EW!"
"Yuck!"
"That's gross!"
"Goten we have to get out of here!"
"I know, but how they're by the door!"
"Hm…we'll think of something."
Zarbon pulled his pants back up.
"Thank you Zarbon. Now…"
Another kid raised his hand.
"What!"
"I need to go to the bathroom."
"Too bad! Now that you all know what the banana is I'm going to show you what you do to your banana."
"We do stuff to them?"
"When you're having sex."
"What's sex?"
"I swear I'm just going to blow this whole classroom up."
"Maybe we should have went to a class with older kids."
***
Raditz and Nappa were flying around on earth.
"Who knew Guldo could do this for us."
"So where did Vegeta live again?"
"Um…uh…over there!"
"Oh yes that's right."
Raditz and Nappa land on Capsule Co.'s lawn.
"Now which room is Vegeta's?"
"There are a lot of rooms. Holy shit! Ok…you go around this way and I'll go this way."
"Ok."
A few hours later…
"I found it!"
"Finally!"
"Ok…how do we get inside?"
"Erm…"
***
"Ok now I want everyone to stroke their bananas."
"I want to go home!"
"Shut up brat!"
"Trunks we need to leave fast!"
"Ok, ok. Um…let's sneak out the window."
"How are we gonna get up?"
Trunks turns around to the kid next to him.
"Hey Jon?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you start crying really loud?"
"Uh yeah sure."
"Thanks."
Jon started to sniffle.
"Uh oh. Lord Frieza I think someone's going to cry."
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold run over to Jon.
"Um please don't cry."
"Come on Goten!"
Trunks and Goten sneak over to the window and open it.
"Ready go!"
Trunks and Goten fly out the window.
"Yes! We're free!"
"Woohoo!"
***
"Look this window is open. If we go through here we can walk to the door."
"Good idea."
Nappa and Raditz finally get into Vegeta's room and switch the mirrors.
"Haha! That will teach Vegeta for killing me!"
"Nappa shut up!"
"Oops…let's go."
They fly out the window and fly back to Hell.
"Don't you want to see it happen?"
"No. He might find us."
"Ok."
***
The bell rang and the students ran out of the classroom.
"Damnit!"
"Don't worry my son. We can go to the high school."
"What's the name of the high school?"
"I think its called Orange Star High School, Lord Frieza."
***
Trunks and Goten flew to Capsule Co.
"Hi mom!"
"Hi guys. I was just going to get you."
"Uh well they let school out early and we decided to fly home right Goten?"
"Uh huh!"
"Ok."
"We're hungry mom."
"Ok…let's see what we have."
Bulma walked into the kitchen.
"Goten I never want to see another banana for the rest of my life."
"Same here!"
"Here why don't you guys have some bananas?"
"AH!"
"NO!"
Trunks and Goten run out of the room screaming.
"I wonder what's wrong with them."
***
Vegeta just finished training and was walking toward his room. He heard Goten and Trunks screaming.
"I wonder what the brats are screaming at."
He walks into his room and walks to the mirror to flex his muscles. (A/N: *drool*) He looks at the mirror.
"What the fuck!"
The mirror has a big picture of Nappa and Raditz naked.
"Oh my fucking God! NO!"
Vegeta grabs his head and falls to the floor.
"NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!"
He rolls onto his back and he starts twitching. Bulma runs upstairs.
"Vegeta?"
She kneels next to him.
"Vegeta what happened?"
"Don't look woman! Close your eyes!"
Bulma closes her eyes and Vegeta blasts the mirror.
"Can I open them?"
"Uh huh…"
"Vegeta do I need to take you to Dr. Sikes?"
"…"
"Vegeta? I think that's a yes."
***
Woo…I'm evil! Haha! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!