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Disclaimer: Me: I really own DBZ. I just like to pretend I don't. Lawyers: *run over by me* What was that? Me: Hey dudes! Back off! I was joking…heh…just a joke. Lawyer 1: Really because I heard you loud and clear. Me: Cell! Cell: *ki blasts all the lawyers* Me: *runs away crying* Cell: Jess doesn't own DBZ.
***
Bulma was sitting in the waiting room of Dr. Sikes' office. She had brought Trunks, Goten and Vegeta. Right now Vegeta was talking to her.
"Now Vegeta what happened when you looked in the mirror?"
"I…I…saw…"
"You saw? Come on now…it's ok."
"I saw…Nappa and Raditz!"
"Ok…now Nappa was the person that was with you when you were younger."
"Yes."
"And Raditz was?"
"He used to be with Nappa and me, but he was sent to Earth to retrieve his brother Kakarotto."
"Uh huh and your son claims both these men were looking for you the other day?"
"Yes."
"Hmm…interesting."
Dr. Sikes wrote some things down in her notebook and ushered Vegeta out of the room. She then brought Trunks and Goten in the room.
"Have a seat boys."
They sat down and looked around the room. Trunks looked at a picture hanging on the wall. His eyes widened and he screamed.
"Huh? Trunks what's wrong?"
"Ba…banana…"
"Banana?"
Trunks and Goten both nodded.
"Ok…so something happened with you and bananas?"
"Uh huh…"
"Tell me from the beginning."
"It all started when we went back to school…"
***
Gohan yawned and rolled over in his bed. He looked up and the clock and screamed.
"Oh no!"
He ran around his room and got his clothes, took a shower, got dressed, ate breakfast, brushed his teeth and got all his books. Chi Chi hugged him and he took off for school. Gohan pressed the button on his watch and transformed into the Great Saiyaman.
'Thank you Bulma!'
He looked down as he flew to school.
'Ah ha! I've spotted something!'
Gohan landed in front of two kids. They were just about to fight. One kid looked up at Gohan.
"Who the hell are you?"
Gohan smiled and began doing his stupid poses that resembled the Ginyu Force's poses.
"I…am…the…Great Saiyaman!"
"The great who?"
"Great Saiyaman."
"Uh right…listen Mike…let's form a truce and get the hell away from this freak!"
"Deal!"
Both kids ran off.
"Oh well at least they didn't fight each other."
Gohan powered up and flew to school. He landed on the roof and pressed a button on his watch. Gohan glanced at it and screamed. He was almost late. Gohan sped down the hallways.
'Almost there…'
Gohan was about 3 feet away from his classroom when he bumped into Videl.
"Uh hey Videl."
"Hello Gohan…or should I say the Great Saiyaman."
"Heh…I don't know what you're talking about."
"You know damn well what I'm talking about! I just saw Saiyaman stop a fight from breaking out. Then you show up late."
"Yeah late…so move out of my way please…"
Videl glared at Gohan and let him get to class. She followed right behind him.
'This stupid geek better confess soon…'
They both walked in and saw everyone talking. Gohan and Videl both shrugged and sat down.
"Hey Videl…oh your looking mighty fine baby."
"Get lost!"
"Hey Gohan…"
"Uh hey…"
Everyone stopped talking when the door opened. All heads turned to face forward expecting the teacher to walk in. Everyone was confused as three unfamiliar people walked in. Gohan looked at them and thought really hard.
'I know them from somewhere.'
"Hello class…"
***
"And then me and Goten flew out the window."
"Uh huh…so these people were in your dreams and then you saw them in real life?"
"Yep."
"Ok…"
Dr. Sikes jotted some stuff down and led them out of the room. Bulma paid and drove Goten home and then back to Capsule Co. Vegeta went off to train.
"Trunks are you ok?"
"Yeah."
"Ok…don't think that if you act crazy I won't make you go to school. This isn't an everyday thing ok?"
"Yeah sure mom."
"Good."
***
Nappa was sitting on a rock thinking. Raditz walked by.
"What are you thinking about?"
"Vegeta."
"Didn't we get him back?"
"Yes, but it wasn't enough. We need something more."
"Well I heard Dodoria has great ideas."
Nappa got up and flew over to Dodoria. Raditz followed him. Dodoria was in high heels and a dress. He was walking back and forth.
"Uh what are you doing?"
"I'm strutting my stuff down the runway."
"Erm…"
"Yeah…we better uh go now."
Nappa and Raditz flew away from Dodoria.
"Hmm…Earth has fashion shows right?"
"Yes."
"Well then we send Vegeta tickets and his wife will take him there. Then we show up naked!"
"Eh…ok."
"Onward to Earth!"
***
"We're going to teach you about sex."
"Uh yeah like we don't know how to do that already."
The class started laughing.
"And what the hell are you anyway?"
"Yeah!"
Frieza glared at all the kids.
"I'd shut up if I were you."
"Oh? And what are you doing to do? Beat me with your purse!"
Frieza shot the kid straight through the heart. The class stopped laughing. Frieza smiled.
"Good. Zarbon is going to pass out a banana to everyone."
Gohan just stared.
'Zarbon? Then that's Frieza and King Cold! What the fuck! I need to get out of here fast.'
"Does everyone have a banana?"
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Good. And I trust you all know what the banana is."
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Good. Since I don't have a banana I'll have to demonstrate using Zarbon."
Everyone in the class turned away as Zarbon took off his clothes.
"Oh God!"
"Ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…"
"I never want to have sex! Yuck!"
"Fuck…that's nasty dude!"
Gohan closed his eyes and shuddered.
'Must…get out of here…please Dende help me!'
Some kid raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Uh I ate my banana."
"What! You stupid brat! Ugh…are you sure there aren't anymore bananas?"
"Yes Lord Frieza."
"Hmm…We'll be back."
King Cold, Zarbon and Frieza went into the hallway.
"Perfect!"
Gohan ran over to the window and jumped out.
"YES!"
He stopped at a coffee shop and then flew home.
'Uh oh…mom's going to kill me if she finds out I'm home.'
Gohan snuck into the house and closed the door quietly. Goten bounced over to him.
"HIYA GOHAN!"
"Shh! Goten!"
"Goten! Did you just say Gohan!"
Chi Chi ran into the room.
"WHAT! WHY ARE YOU HOME SON GOHAN! CUTTING SCHOOL!"
"No mom! Let me explain!"
Chi Chi gave Gohan the evilest look. He swallowed hard and started explaining.
"Ok…Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold are back from the dead and they came to my class and they were teaching us about sex and Zarbon took his pants off and I had to get out of the classroom or I was going to be sick, so they went into the hallway to discuss something and I flew out the window and came here."
"That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard!"
"They went to your school too Gohan?"
"Huh?"
"That's why I had to go to that place where Vegeta goes. I saw them naked and I had nightmares."
Chi Chi stared at her two sons.
"Mom?"
Chi Chi fell backwards.
"Uh oh…"
***
Bulma sat on the couch and sighed. Today was their anniversary.
"I can't believe Vegeta forgot or he just doesn't care."
She got up and checked the mailbox.
"Bills…bills…bills…huh? What's this?"
The letter was addressed to Vegeta but she opened it anyway.
"Here are your tickets to the fashion show you paid for. Oh my Kami! He did remember!"
Vegeta just finished training when Bulma ran in and hugged him.
'What the hell?'
"Woman get off me!"
"Oh Vegeta! I thought you forgot it was our anniversary, but you didn't forget!"
'Oh shit…the anniversary…wait what did she say?'
Bulma held up the tickets.
"You got me tickets to the fashion show!"
"Uh yeah…"
'Thank you Dende.'
The next night…
"Now Trunks you be good ok?"
"Yeah mom."
Trunks skipped off into Goten's house. Chi Chi walked out and over to Bulma's air car.
"Thanks again Chi Chi."
"No problem. I have a question."
"Ok."
"What's the name of the psychiatrist you go to?"
"Dr. Sikes why?"
"Gohan says he saw them now."
"Aw poor Gohan. Well when you go there tell her that you know me and she'll give you a discount."
"Ok thanks."
Bulma drove to the fashion show with Vegeta mentally screaming at Dende.
'You could have just made one ticket you stupid Namek! Gr…just wait.'
Bulma parked the car and got out.
"Come on Vegeta."
"Coming woman."
***
It was 30 minutes later and Vegeta was ready to fall asleep.
'This is so boring.'
"Oh Vegeta! Did you see that dress! It was so beautiful!"
"Yeah, whatever."
'Please kill me…'
Vegeta was sitting back in his chair when his jumped forward.
'I feel some high kis back there…better not be Frieza or I will come up there and kill you Dende!'
Vegeta looked at Bulma. She was watching in awe as the women walked down the runway. Vegeta sat back and closed his eyes.
***
"Raditz?"
"Pretty women…mmm…"
"Raditz!"
"What?"
"Are you ready?"
"Yeah. Are you ready?"
"Yep."
"Did you see Vegeta?"
"Yeah he's here."
"Ok…1…2…3…let's go!"
Nappa and Raditz run out on the runway.
"Oh my God!"
"Ew!"
"Ugh! Yuck!"
Everyone started screaming at the massive, naked men on the runway. Vegeta opened his eyes.
'What the fuck is going on…'
"Son of a fucking bitch!"
Vegeta felt like he was going to throw up. Bulma was already throwing up. Vegeta would have blasted them, but he was too busy trying to get the pictures out of his head. Nappa and Raditz flew back to Hell.
"That was fun!"
"Oh yeah!"
Vegeta grabbed his head and started screaming with everyone else.
"This isn't fair! I am going to kill you Dende! Just wait until these pictures go away! Then we'll see how you like it!"
Bulma grabbed her stomach.
"Oh…that was so horrible! Make the pictures go away!"
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold sat outside of the school. The sex ed class didn't go as well as they planned. They were going to go back again, but most of the kids had gone to a mental hospital.
"Hmm…what should we do next?"
***
LoL! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! Ideas are always welcome!
Disclaimer: Me: I really own DBZ. I just like to pretend I don't. Lawyers: *run over by me* What was that? Me: Hey dudes! Back off! I was joking…heh…just a joke. Lawyer 1: Really because I heard you loud and clear. Me: Cell! Cell: *ki blasts all the lawyers* Me: *runs away crying* Cell: Jess doesn't own DBZ.
***
Bulma was sitting in the waiting room of Dr. Sikes' office. She had brought Trunks, Goten and Vegeta. Right now Vegeta was talking to her.
"Now Vegeta what happened when you looked in the mirror?"
"I…I…saw…"
"You saw? Come on now…it's ok."
"I saw…Nappa and Raditz!"
"Ok…now Nappa was the person that was with you when you were younger."
"Yes."
"And Raditz was?"
"He used to be with Nappa and me, but he was sent to Earth to retrieve his brother Kakarotto."
"Uh huh and your son claims both these men were looking for you the other day?"
"Yes."
"Hmm…interesting."
Dr. Sikes wrote some things down in her notebook and ushered Vegeta out of the room. She then brought Trunks and Goten in the room.
"Have a seat boys."
They sat down and looked around the room. Trunks looked at a picture hanging on the wall. His eyes widened and he screamed.
"Huh? Trunks what's wrong?"
"Ba…banana…"
"Banana?"
Trunks and Goten both nodded.
"Ok…so something happened with you and bananas?"
"Uh huh…"
"Tell me from the beginning."
"It all started when we went back to school…"
***
Gohan yawned and rolled over in his bed. He looked up and the clock and screamed.
"Oh no!"
He ran around his room and got his clothes, took a shower, got dressed, ate breakfast, brushed his teeth and got all his books. Chi Chi hugged him and he took off for school. Gohan pressed the button on his watch and transformed into the Great Saiyaman.
'Thank you Bulma!'
He looked down as he flew to school.
'Ah ha! I've spotted something!'
Gohan landed in front of two kids. They were just about to fight. One kid looked up at Gohan.
"Who the hell are you?"
Gohan smiled and began doing his stupid poses that resembled the Ginyu Force's poses.
"I…am…the…Great Saiyaman!"
"The great who?"
"Great Saiyaman."
"Uh right…listen Mike…let's form a truce and get the hell away from this freak!"
"Deal!"
Both kids ran off.
"Oh well at least they didn't fight each other."
Gohan powered up and flew to school. He landed on the roof and pressed a button on his watch. Gohan glanced at it and screamed. He was almost late. Gohan sped down the hallways.
'Almost there…'
Gohan was about 3 feet away from his classroom when he bumped into Videl.
"Uh hey Videl."
"Hello Gohan…or should I say the Great Saiyaman."
"Heh…I don't know what you're talking about."
"You know damn well what I'm talking about! I just saw Saiyaman stop a fight from breaking out. Then you show up late."
"Yeah late…so move out of my way please…"
Videl glared at Gohan and let him get to class. She followed right behind him.
'This stupid geek better confess soon…'
They both walked in and saw everyone talking. Gohan and Videl both shrugged and sat down.
"Hey Videl…oh your looking mighty fine baby."
"Get lost!"
"Hey Gohan…"
"Uh hey…"
Everyone stopped talking when the door opened. All heads turned to face forward expecting the teacher to walk in. Everyone was confused as three unfamiliar people walked in. Gohan looked at them and thought really hard.
'I know them from somewhere.'
"Hello class…"
***
"And then me and Goten flew out the window."
"Uh huh…so these people were in your dreams and then you saw them in real life?"
"Yep."
"Ok…"
Dr. Sikes jotted some stuff down and led them out of the room. Bulma paid and drove Goten home and then back to Capsule Co. Vegeta went off to train.
"Trunks are you ok?"
"Yeah."
"Ok…don't think that if you act crazy I won't make you go to school. This isn't an everyday thing ok?"
"Yeah sure mom."
"Good."
***
Nappa was sitting on a rock thinking. Raditz walked by.
"What are you thinking about?"
"Vegeta."
"Didn't we get him back?"
"Yes, but it wasn't enough. We need something more."
"Well I heard Dodoria has great ideas."
Nappa got up and flew over to Dodoria. Raditz followed him. Dodoria was in high heels and a dress. He was walking back and forth.
"Uh what are you doing?"
"I'm strutting my stuff down the runway."
"Erm…"
"Yeah…we better uh go now."
Nappa and Raditz flew away from Dodoria.
"Hmm…Earth has fashion shows right?"
"Yes."
"Well then we send Vegeta tickets and his wife will take him there. Then we show up naked!"
"Eh…ok."
"Onward to Earth!"
***
"We're going to teach you about sex."
"Uh yeah like we don't know how to do that already."
The class started laughing.
"And what the hell are you anyway?"
"Yeah!"
Frieza glared at all the kids.
"I'd shut up if I were you."
"Oh? And what are you doing to do? Beat me with your purse!"
Frieza shot the kid straight through the heart. The class stopped laughing. Frieza smiled.
"Good. Zarbon is going to pass out a banana to everyone."
Gohan just stared.
'Zarbon? Then that's Frieza and King Cold! What the fuck! I need to get out of here fast.'
"Does everyone have a banana?"
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Good. And I trust you all know what the banana is."
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Good. Since I don't have a banana I'll have to demonstrate using Zarbon."
Everyone in the class turned away as Zarbon took off his clothes.
"Oh God!"
"Ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…"
"I never want to have sex! Yuck!"
"Fuck…that's nasty dude!"
Gohan closed his eyes and shuddered.
'Must…get out of here…please Dende help me!'
Some kid raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Uh I ate my banana."
"What! You stupid brat! Ugh…are you sure there aren't anymore bananas?"
"Yes Lord Frieza."
"Hmm…We'll be back."
King Cold, Zarbon and Frieza went into the hallway.
"Perfect!"
Gohan ran over to the window and jumped out.
"YES!"
He stopped at a coffee shop and then flew home.
'Uh oh…mom's going to kill me if she finds out I'm home.'
Gohan snuck into the house and closed the door quietly. Goten bounced over to him.
"HIYA GOHAN!"
"Shh! Goten!"
"Goten! Did you just say Gohan!"
Chi Chi ran into the room.
"WHAT! WHY ARE YOU HOME SON GOHAN! CUTTING SCHOOL!"
"No mom! Let me explain!"
Chi Chi gave Gohan the evilest look. He swallowed hard and started explaining.
"Ok…Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold are back from the dead and they came to my class and they were teaching us about sex and Zarbon took his pants off and I had to get out of the classroom or I was going to be sick, so they went into the hallway to discuss something and I flew out the window and came here."
"That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard!"
"They went to your school too Gohan?"
"Huh?"
"That's why I had to go to that place where Vegeta goes. I saw them naked and I had nightmares."
Chi Chi stared at her two sons.
"Mom?"
Chi Chi fell backwards.
"Uh oh…"
***
Bulma sat on the couch and sighed. Today was their anniversary.
"I can't believe Vegeta forgot or he just doesn't care."
She got up and checked the mailbox.
"Bills…bills…bills…huh? What's this?"
The letter was addressed to Vegeta but she opened it anyway.
"Here are your tickets to the fashion show you paid for. Oh my Kami! He did remember!"
Vegeta just finished training when Bulma ran in and hugged him.
'What the hell?'
"Woman get off me!"
"Oh Vegeta! I thought you forgot it was our anniversary, but you didn't forget!"
'Oh shit…the anniversary…wait what did she say?'
Bulma held up the tickets.
"You got me tickets to the fashion show!"
"Uh yeah…"
'Thank you Dende.'
The next night…
"Now Trunks you be good ok?"
"Yeah mom."
Trunks skipped off into Goten's house. Chi Chi walked out and over to Bulma's air car.
"Thanks again Chi Chi."
"No problem. I have a question."
"Ok."
"What's the name of the psychiatrist you go to?"
"Dr. Sikes why?"
"Gohan says he saw them now."
"Aw poor Gohan. Well when you go there tell her that you know me and she'll give you a discount."
"Ok thanks."
Bulma drove to the fashion show with Vegeta mentally screaming at Dende.
'You could have just made one ticket you stupid Namek! Gr…just wait.'
Bulma parked the car and got out.
"Come on Vegeta."
"Coming woman."
***
It was 30 minutes later and Vegeta was ready to fall asleep.
'This is so boring.'
"Oh Vegeta! Did you see that dress! It was so beautiful!"
"Yeah, whatever."
'Please kill me…'
Vegeta was sitting back in his chair when his jumped forward.
'I feel some high kis back there…better not be Frieza or I will come up there and kill you Dende!'
Vegeta looked at Bulma. She was watching in awe as the women walked down the runway. Vegeta sat back and closed his eyes.
***
"Raditz?"
"Pretty women…mmm…"
"Raditz!"
"What?"
"Are you ready?"
"Yeah. Are you ready?"
"Yep."
"Did you see Vegeta?"
"Yeah he's here."
"Ok…1…2…3…let's go!"
Nappa and Raditz run out on the runway.
"Oh my God!"
"Ew!"
"Ugh! Yuck!"
Everyone started screaming at the massive, naked men on the runway. Vegeta opened his eyes.
'What the fuck is going on…'
"Son of a fucking bitch!"
Vegeta felt like he was going to throw up. Bulma was already throwing up. Vegeta would have blasted them, but he was too busy trying to get the pictures out of his head. Nappa and Raditz flew back to Hell.
"That was fun!"
"Oh yeah!"
Vegeta grabbed his head and started screaming with everyone else.
"This isn't fair! I am going to kill you Dende! Just wait until these pictures go away! Then we'll see how you like it!"
Bulma grabbed her stomach.
"Oh…that was so horrible! Make the pictures go away!"
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold sat outside of the school. The sex ed class didn't go as well as they planned. They were going to go back again, but most of the kids had gone to a mental hospital.
"Hmm…what should we do next?"
***
LoL! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! Ideas are always welcome!