Oh my dear Kami! I am terribly sorry I haven't updated this in like
forever! *hands all the reviewers an 'I'm sorry cookie'* Can you ever
forgive me? *cries* I promise I'll never update so late ever again! Thanks
for all the wonderful reviews! Um..well a lot of people said video games
for the next idea. So..thanks to everyone that said that! Wee! Hope you
enjoy this super late chapter!
Disclaimer: Me: I. Cell: Don't. Me: Own. Cell: DBZ
***
Vegeta and Bulma went to a coffee shop after the fashion show disaster.
"I guess I'll have to make another appointment with Dr. Sikes."
Vegeta nodded and sipped his coffee.
'Damn Nappa and Raditz! I'm going to have nightmares for weeks!'
***
Bulma tossed and turned in her sleep. She jumped out of bed and screamed very loudly.
"Woman! Why are you screaming!"
Bulma blinked and looked around.
"Oh..sorry Vegeta. I had a dream about the people from the fashion show."
"It was only a dream. Now go back to sleep!"
***
Vegeta woke up and stumbled out of bed.
"Damn woman kept me up all night! Her and her stupid screaming!"
Vegeta looked up at the ceiling.
"Dende..you will pay! Just you wait!"
Vegeta growled and walked downstairs to see a very hyper Trunks bouncing up and down on the couch.
"Brat!"
"Huh? Oh hiya dad!"
"Stop being cheerful!"
Trunks blinked at his father. Vegeta pushed Trunks off the couch and laid down.
"Ow."
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold were awfully bored. They still hadn't come up with any ideas.
"Lord Frieza?"
"Hmm?"
"Maybe we should bring Dodoria with us, so we won't have to keep flying to Hell."
"But..Dodoria isn't sexy like us. He'd make people run away in fear. He just doesn't have nice bodies like we do." (A/N: *blinks* Frieza..you are a moron. You make people run away in fear all the time. And you think you have a nice body!? Eww!)
"Yeah..I suppose you're right."
"Why don't we have you go back to Hell and Zarbon and I will stay here?"
"Good idea father."
Frieza powered up and flew off to Hell.
***
Chi Chi was driving Gohan to Dr. Sikes'.
"Aren't you glad we got an appointment on a Saturday? Now you don't have to miss school!"
"Yeah..it's great mom."
Chi Chi pulled into the parking lot and they walked inside. Gohan sat in a chair while Chi Chi talked to the receptionist.
'Stupid Frieza! I was supposed to sleep all day. Now I'm here and I have to talk to a psychiatrist.'
Gohan sighed and picked up a magazine. Let's say it wasn't a good one to look at.
"Eeeeeeeeeeee.."
Chi Chi walked back and looked at Gohan.
"What's wrong?"
"F-F-ee..bad..no!"
Chi Chi stared at her son.
"Gohan? Are you feeling ok?"
Chi Chi picked up the magazine and screamed.
***
Frieza flew into Hell and landed in front of a TV.
"Um..Lord Frieza could you move out of the way? Guldo and I are playing a video game."
"Ah a video game? Hmm. "
"Oh yeah..we took a trip and brought some of the magazines we made before you left to Earth."
"You haven't been making anymore?"
"Err..well..Cell took back his camera when he found out what we were doing."
"Oh."
Frieza watched Dodoria and Guldo duke it out in a fighting game.
***
Dr. Sikes ran in when she heard screaming.
"Is everything all right?"
Chi Chi and Gohan we hugging each other and crying.
"Um..what happened?"
Gohan pointed to the magazine. Dr. Sikes picked it up.
"Oh my..that's disgusting!"
Gohan and Chi Chi nodded.
"Ok..well I guess I'll have to talk to both of you."
Dr. Sikes led them into her office.
***
"Kakarotto!"
"Yes my prince?"
"Go get me some food now!"
"Yes sire."
Vegeta smirked and watched the sayian run into the kitchen. Kakarotto soon returned with a big mountain of food.
"Finally..the baka did something right."
"Here you are Prince Vegeta."
Vegeta devoured the food in seconds.
"Would you like anything else my prince?"
"Hmm..let's spar, but you have to let me win."
"Of course sire."
Kakarotto just stood there and let Vegeta beat the shit out of him.
"Muahaha! I'm going to kill Kakarotto!"
***
Trunks and Goten started at Vegeta.
"Um..dad?"
Trunks shook Vegeta. Vegeta opened his eyes and jumped up.
"I did it!"
"Huh? Did what?"
"I killed Kakarotto!"
Goten and Trunks looked at each other.
"Um..Mr. Vegeta sir?"
"What!?"
Goten hid behind Trunks.
"Geez Goten! You're such a wimp! You were sleeping dad."
Vegeta looked around and growled.
"Shut up! If I said I killed Kakarotto then I killed him! Understand brats!?"
"Erm..yeah sure."
Goten nodded his head. Vegeta walked into the kitchen to get something to eat.
"Your dad's really weird Trunks."
"Yeah I know."
***
"Goku?"
Goku was still banging his head against the building. Well..not the same building. That one collapsed awhile ago. Goku was on his 10th building.
"GOKU!?"
"Huh?"
Goku stopped banging his head.
"Oh hi King Kai!"
"Why are you still banging your hand? You've been doing this for awhile now. Haven't the pictures left yet?"
Goku blinked.
"What pictures?"
King Kai fell over.
"Are you telling me you forgot why you were banging your head!?"
"Um..yeah."
"Goku you are a lost cause."
Goku scratched his head and watched King Kai walk away.
"Wow..I feel kinda..dizzy and-"
Goku passed out.
***
Gohan finished explaining what had happened at his school. Chi Chi was sitting in the corner hugging her knees. She was trying to get rid of the mental pictures that had formed while Gohan was talking.
"Chi Chi?"
"What?"
"Would you like to talk?"
"No..can't talk..must get rid of pictures..must sleep..can't though..must..must..kill..no not kill I mean must rid self of horrible pictures."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah mom. Talking really helps."
"No..but I would like coffee."
***
Frieza flew back to his father and Zarbon.
"I got the next idea!"
"What is it son?"
"A video game!"
"That's wonderful!"
"What a great idea!" (A/N: I haven't made a lot of these in my chapters so I felt like putting one here. Wee!)
Zarbon, Frieza and King Cold started planning their video game.
Some time later when the video game would be finished..
Trunks and Goten were watching TV.
"I'm bored."
"Me too."
"I'm bored."
"I'm border."
"You can't be border!"
"I can so!"
"Can not!"
"Can too!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"N-"
Trunks and Goten stopped arguing and got really close to the TV.
"Did you see how awesome that game looked Goten!?"
"Uh huh!"
"Wow! Maybe my mom will buy it for me!"
"I hope my mom buys me one too!"
"Let's ask my mom right now!"
"Okay!"
Trunks and Goten ran into Bulma's lab.
"Mom! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOOOMMM!!!"
"What is it Trunks?"
"Me and Goten saw this really cool video game and I wanted to know if you would buy me one because I love you!"
"Aww! Ok I'll buy you it Trunks. We'll go after I'm done with this ok?"
"Thanks mom!"
Goten and Trunks went to Trunks' room.
"Wow Trunks! You're really good at asking your mom for stuff!"
"All you gotta do is throw 'I love you' in your sentence and you get whatever you want."
"I'll have to remember than when I ask my mom."
***
"I hope this idea works out ok."
"Me too. The other ideas didn't turn out so well."
"I'm sure it will be fine."
"Well..any ideas for next time?"
King Cold, Frieza and Zarbon sat and started thinking.
***
Trunks and Goten ran down the game isle.
"Do you remember the name of it Trunks?"
"I think it was called Blood Storm." (A/N: I was thinking of the episode with the Simpson when Bart stole the game Bone Storm 2. So I changed the first word)
"It sounds so cool!"
"I know! That's why we have to find it! You take that side and I'll take this side."
"Ok..so I get this side."
"No! You get that side!"
"This!"
"That!"
"THIS!"
"THAT!"
"I want this side!"
"Too bad! I said you get that side!"
"Fine Trunks!"
"Fine Goten!"
They began searching for the game. A few minutes later Trunks found it.
"Got it!"
"Yay!"
"Quick..turn super sayian and let's fly to my mom."
"Ok..wait..why are we turning super sayian?"
"So we can get there faster dummy!"
"Oh! Ok! Hey I'm not a dummy!"
Trunks and Goten turned super sayian and flew as fast as they could to find Bulma. Bulma paid for the game and drove home. Trunks and Goten flew to Trunks' room.
"This is gonna be so great!"
"Yeah! I hope my mom will buy me one!"
Trunks turned on the game. He pressed the start button and looked at the characters.
"Wow..don't they look familiar?"
"Yeah they do Trunks. I know we've seen them before, but where?"
"I have no idea. Maybe it's from the commercial."
"Maybe."
Trunks looked at all the character's names. There was Azeirf, Nobraz, Dloc, Airodod and Odlug. The blank spaces were for secret characters.
"Wow..they have weird names."
"Yeah they do. I think I'll pick.."
"Trunks! Goten! Come down here!"
"Aww man!"
Trunks and Goten walked downstairs.
"Yeah mom?"
"Chi Chi called. We have to take Goten home."
"Aww ok."
Trunks, Goten and Bulma left. Vegeta walked out of the kitchen and smirked.
"Now to play Trunks' video game. Blood Storm..what a great name. This should be good!"
Vegeta walked into Trunks' room. He looked at the characters and their names.
"They seem very familiar and they have such weird names."
He picked Azeirf. His opponent was Nobraz. Vegeta pressed a button and saw Azeirf had thrown a ki blast.
"Wow..they can use ki."
A few minutes later Vegeta had decapitated Nobraz.
"Yes! I win! In your face! Oh wait..I blew your head off so you don't have one! AHAHA!" (A/N: Vegeta really, really likes video games doesn't he.)
Something caught Vegeta's eye. He turned around and looked in the mirror. His eyes widened.
"Frieza! Azeirf is Frieza backwards! NO!"
Vegeta turned back around and saw Frieza's character doing a victory dance..this dance required no clothing.
"NO! This can't be happening!"
Vegeta went back to the character screen and turned around to look in the mirror. Azeirf was Frieza, Nobraz was Zarbon, Dloc was Cold, Airodod was Dodoria and Odlug was Guldo.
"Ack!"
Vegeta took the game out and stepped on it. He kept crushing it until he started crying.
"This isn't fair! Why couldn't Kakarotto's brat have the game!"
***
Wee! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! Once again I'm sorry this took so long to get up. Bai bai!
Disclaimer: Me: I. Cell: Don't. Me: Own. Cell: DBZ
***
Vegeta and Bulma went to a coffee shop after the fashion show disaster.
"I guess I'll have to make another appointment with Dr. Sikes."
Vegeta nodded and sipped his coffee.
'Damn Nappa and Raditz! I'm going to have nightmares for weeks!'
***
Bulma tossed and turned in her sleep. She jumped out of bed and screamed very loudly.
"Woman! Why are you screaming!"
Bulma blinked and looked around.
"Oh..sorry Vegeta. I had a dream about the people from the fashion show."
"It was only a dream. Now go back to sleep!"
***
Vegeta woke up and stumbled out of bed.
"Damn woman kept me up all night! Her and her stupid screaming!"
Vegeta looked up at the ceiling.
"Dende..you will pay! Just you wait!"
Vegeta growled and walked downstairs to see a very hyper Trunks bouncing up and down on the couch.
"Brat!"
"Huh? Oh hiya dad!"
"Stop being cheerful!"
Trunks blinked at his father. Vegeta pushed Trunks off the couch and laid down.
"Ow."
***
Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold were awfully bored. They still hadn't come up with any ideas.
"Lord Frieza?"
"Hmm?"
"Maybe we should bring Dodoria with us, so we won't have to keep flying to Hell."
"But..Dodoria isn't sexy like us. He'd make people run away in fear. He just doesn't have nice bodies like we do." (A/N: *blinks* Frieza..you are a moron. You make people run away in fear all the time. And you think you have a nice body!? Eww!)
"Yeah..I suppose you're right."
"Why don't we have you go back to Hell and Zarbon and I will stay here?"
"Good idea father."
Frieza powered up and flew off to Hell.
***
Chi Chi was driving Gohan to Dr. Sikes'.
"Aren't you glad we got an appointment on a Saturday? Now you don't have to miss school!"
"Yeah..it's great mom."
Chi Chi pulled into the parking lot and they walked inside. Gohan sat in a chair while Chi Chi talked to the receptionist.
'Stupid Frieza! I was supposed to sleep all day. Now I'm here and I have to talk to a psychiatrist.'
Gohan sighed and picked up a magazine. Let's say it wasn't a good one to look at.
"Eeeeeeeeeeee.."
Chi Chi walked back and looked at Gohan.
"What's wrong?"
"F-F-ee..bad..no!"
Chi Chi stared at her son.
"Gohan? Are you feeling ok?"
Chi Chi picked up the magazine and screamed.
***
Frieza flew into Hell and landed in front of a TV.
"Um..Lord Frieza could you move out of the way? Guldo and I are playing a video game."
"Ah a video game? Hmm. "
"Oh yeah..we took a trip and brought some of the magazines we made before you left to Earth."
"You haven't been making anymore?"
"Err..well..Cell took back his camera when he found out what we were doing."
"Oh."
Frieza watched Dodoria and Guldo duke it out in a fighting game.
***
Dr. Sikes ran in when she heard screaming.
"Is everything all right?"
Chi Chi and Gohan we hugging each other and crying.
"Um..what happened?"
Gohan pointed to the magazine. Dr. Sikes picked it up.
"Oh my..that's disgusting!"
Gohan and Chi Chi nodded.
"Ok..well I guess I'll have to talk to both of you."
Dr. Sikes led them into her office.
***
"Kakarotto!"
"Yes my prince?"
"Go get me some food now!"
"Yes sire."
Vegeta smirked and watched the sayian run into the kitchen. Kakarotto soon returned with a big mountain of food.
"Finally..the baka did something right."
"Here you are Prince Vegeta."
Vegeta devoured the food in seconds.
"Would you like anything else my prince?"
"Hmm..let's spar, but you have to let me win."
"Of course sire."
Kakarotto just stood there and let Vegeta beat the shit out of him.
"Muahaha! I'm going to kill Kakarotto!"
***
Trunks and Goten started at Vegeta.
"Um..dad?"
Trunks shook Vegeta. Vegeta opened his eyes and jumped up.
"I did it!"
"Huh? Did what?"
"I killed Kakarotto!"
Goten and Trunks looked at each other.
"Um..Mr. Vegeta sir?"
"What!?"
Goten hid behind Trunks.
"Geez Goten! You're such a wimp! You were sleeping dad."
Vegeta looked around and growled.
"Shut up! If I said I killed Kakarotto then I killed him! Understand brats!?"
"Erm..yeah sure."
Goten nodded his head. Vegeta walked into the kitchen to get something to eat.
"Your dad's really weird Trunks."
"Yeah I know."
***
"Goku?"
Goku was still banging his head against the building. Well..not the same building. That one collapsed awhile ago. Goku was on his 10th building.
"GOKU!?"
"Huh?"
Goku stopped banging his head.
"Oh hi King Kai!"
"Why are you still banging your hand? You've been doing this for awhile now. Haven't the pictures left yet?"
Goku blinked.
"What pictures?"
King Kai fell over.
"Are you telling me you forgot why you were banging your head!?"
"Um..yeah."
"Goku you are a lost cause."
Goku scratched his head and watched King Kai walk away.
"Wow..I feel kinda..dizzy and-"
Goku passed out.
***
Gohan finished explaining what had happened at his school. Chi Chi was sitting in the corner hugging her knees. She was trying to get rid of the mental pictures that had formed while Gohan was talking.
"Chi Chi?"
"What?"
"Would you like to talk?"
"No..can't talk..must get rid of pictures..must sleep..can't though..must..must..kill..no not kill I mean must rid self of horrible pictures."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah mom. Talking really helps."
"No..but I would like coffee."
***
Frieza flew back to his father and Zarbon.
"I got the next idea!"
"What is it son?"
"A video game!"
"That's wonderful!"
"What a great idea!" (A/N: I haven't made a lot of these in my chapters so I felt like putting one here. Wee!)
Zarbon, Frieza and King Cold started planning their video game.
Some time later when the video game would be finished..
Trunks and Goten were watching TV.
"I'm bored."
"Me too."
"I'm bored."
"I'm border."
"You can't be border!"
"I can so!"
"Can not!"
"Can too!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"N-"
Trunks and Goten stopped arguing and got really close to the TV.
"Did you see how awesome that game looked Goten!?"
"Uh huh!"
"Wow! Maybe my mom will buy it for me!"
"I hope my mom buys me one too!"
"Let's ask my mom right now!"
"Okay!"
Trunks and Goten ran into Bulma's lab.
"Mom! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOOOMMM!!!"
"What is it Trunks?"
"Me and Goten saw this really cool video game and I wanted to know if you would buy me one because I love you!"
"Aww! Ok I'll buy you it Trunks. We'll go after I'm done with this ok?"
"Thanks mom!"
Goten and Trunks went to Trunks' room.
"Wow Trunks! You're really good at asking your mom for stuff!"
"All you gotta do is throw 'I love you' in your sentence and you get whatever you want."
"I'll have to remember than when I ask my mom."
***
"I hope this idea works out ok."
"Me too. The other ideas didn't turn out so well."
"I'm sure it will be fine."
"Well..any ideas for next time?"
King Cold, Frieza and Zarbon sat and started thinking.
***
Trunks and Goten ran down the game isle.
"Do you remember the name of it Trunks?"
"I think it was called Blood Storm." (A/N: I was thinking of the episode with the Simpson when Bart stole the game Bone Storm 2. So I changed the first word)
"It sounds so cool!"
"I know! That's why we have to find it! You take that side and I'll take this side."
"Ok..so I get this side."
"No! You get that side!"
"This!"
"That!"
"THIS!"
"THAT!"
"I want this side!"
"Too bad! I said you get that side!"
"Fine Trunks!"
"Fine Goten!"
They began searching for the game. A few minutes later Trunks found it.
"Got it!"
"Yay!"
"Quick..turn super sayian and let's fly to my mom."
"Ok..wait..why are we turning super sayian?"
"So we can get there faster dummy!"
"Oh! Ok! Hey I'm not a dummy!"
Trunks and Goten turned super sayian and flew as fast as they could to find Bulma. Bulma paid for the game and drove home. Trunks and Goten flew to Trunks' room.
"This is gonna be so great!"
"Yeah! I hope my mom will buy me one!"
Trunks turned on the game. He pressed the start button and looked at the characters.
"Wow..don't they look familiar?"
"Yeah they do Trunks. I know we've seen them before, but where?"
"I have no idea. Maybe it's from the commercial."
"Maybe."
Trunks looked at all the character's names. There was Azeirf, Nobraz, Dloc, Airodod and Odlug. The blank spaces were for secret characters.
"Wow..they have weird names."
"Yeah they do. I think I'll pick.."
"Trunks! Goten! Come down here!"
"Aww man!"
Trunks and Goten walked downstairs.
"Yeah mom?"
"Chi Chi called. We have to take Goten home."
"Aww ok."
Trunks, Goten and Bulma left. Vegeta walked out of the kitchen and smirked.
"Now to play Trunks' video game. Blood Storm..what a great name. This should be good!"
Vegeta walked into Trunks' room. He looked at the characters and their names.
"They seem very familiar and they have such weird names."
He picked Azeirf. His opponent was Nobraz. Vegeta pressed a button and saw Azeirf had thrown a ki blast.
"Wow..they can use ki."
A few minutes later Vegeta had decapitated Nobraz.
"Yes! I win! In your face! Oh wait..I blew your head off so you don't have one! AHAHA!" (A/N: Vegeta really, really likes video games doesn't he.)
Something caught Vegeta's eye. He turned around and looked in the mirror. His eyes widened.
"Frieza! Azeirf is Frieza backwards! NO!"
Vegeta turned back around and saw Frieza's character doing a victory dance..this dance required no clothing.
"NO! This can't be happening!"
Vegeta went back to the character screen and turned around to look in the mirror. Azeirf was Frieza, Nobraz was Zarbon, Dloc was Cold, Airodod was Dodoria and Odlug was Guldo.
"Ack!"
Vegeta took the game out and stepped on it. He kept crushing it until he started crying.
"This isn't fair! Why couldn't Kakarotto's brat have the game!"
***
Wee! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! Once again I'm sorry this took so long to get up. Bai bai!