*cries* Oh Kami...I'm so so so sooooooo sorry!! I know I promised that I wouldn't take long again, but school's a bitch and so is field hockey. Plus my life's a complete mess. Thanks for your patience and for the reviews!

Disclaimer: Me: If you think I own DBZ raise your hand. Cell: *raises his hand* Me: Cell! Cell: I thought you said you owned it? Me: -_-() You know I don't own it! And if I did, I'd own you ^_^ Cell: *puts his hand down* There's no way in hell she owns DBZ.

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It was a peaceful day at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was home training in the gravity room, Trunks and Goten were up to no good and Bulma was fixing some invention of hers. It had been a long time since any of their encounters with Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold. Bulma decided that there was no reason to see the psychiatrist anymore. Vegeta was happy that he could finally get some training done. They all thought it had ended, but little did they know the trio was planning something big.

Somewhere where Frieza, Zarbon and King Cold are...

"What do you think of this, Lord Frieza?"

"Hmm...that looks pretty good Zarbon."

"Do you think it will be done in time?"

"I think so Father."

"Great! This has to be the best idea yet!" (A/N: Don't they say that about every idea?)

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Chi Chi walked over to the phone in the kitchen. She picked up the phone and dialed the number.

"Hello?"

"Bulma? It's Chi Chi."

"Oh hey! What's up?"

"Do you think you guys can be here around 10:00 for thanksgiving? I'm going to need some help in the kitchen."

"Yeah sure Chi Chi!"

"Ok! I'll see you then! Bye!"

"Bye!"

Chi Chi hung up the phone and continued making her cranberry sauce.

***

Goku sat on the ground and sniffled. King Kai walked over to him.

"Why the long face, Goku?"

"Oh hi King Kai. I'm just sad."

"Why?"

"Well, Thanksgiving is coming up soon and it's been so long since I've had Chi Chi's cooking."

"Oh I see."

"Do you think I could go back for just one day? Pleeeese!?"

"I don't know if I can do that Goku."

"But...*sniff* I want food!"

"I'll see what I can do."

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Trunks and Goten were on the floor playing Battle Ship and watching TV. (A/N: I love Battle Ship, but too bad I don't own it *sighs*)

"A 2."

'Damn he hit me again!'

Trunks moved his ship down one. (A/N: I always used to move my ships ^_^)

"Uh miss."

"Aww man!"

"Eheh..."

TV: "Come watch the Macy's Day parade on Thanksgiving! See all your favorite floats and even Jolly Saint Nick!"

"Trunks! Did you hear that!? Santa is gonna be at that parade!"

"I know! We have to go!"

"Do you think your dad would take us?"

"Probably not. There has to be a way."

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King Kai walked over to Goku with a smile on his face.

"Goku I have good news!"

"Really King Kai?"

"I talked to Baba and she said you can go back to earth for one day!"

"Really! Then I can see food! I mean my son Goten!"

"You can inform the others."

"Woohoo! This is so great!"

The night before Thanksgiving...

"Really Goten?"

"Uh huh! My dad's coming back for Thanksgiving! He told us!"

"Wow! That's so cool! I always hear my dad talking about him."

"I have to go to bed! I'll see you tomorrow Trunks!"

"Bye Goten!"

Trunks hung up the phone and sat in his bed.

'Mom says Goku's a fun guy, so we'll definitely go to the parade!'

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Chi Chi was running around the kitchen cleaning and cooking.

"GOHAN!"

Gohan stood in the doorway.

"Yeah mom?"

"I need you to run to the store and get some more cans of gravy. I wish your father had told us he was coming sooner."

"Ok sure mom."

Gohan took some money and ran out the door.

***

"Everything is set up son."

"Great!"

"This is going to work out perfectly, Lord Frieza."

"Yes it is Zarbon and we didn't need that stupid tub of lard's help."

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Trunks ran up to the door and rung the bell. Vegeta folded his arms and muttered about how human holidays are as stupid as Kakarot. Goten opened the door.

"Trunks!"

"Hey Goten!"

Goten stepped back and let everyone inside.

"Goten, I have a plan."

"What's your plan?"

"I asked my mom about your dad and from what I've heard he sounds like a fun guy. So I bet we could get him to take us to that parade."

"Great!"

"Your dad could also get my dad to come too."

"Yay!"

Trunks and Goten smiled.

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Gohan ran in the door out of breath bruised and all cut up. Chi Chi ran over to him.

"Gohan!? What happened?"

"Crazy...last minute...shoppers."

Gohan walked over to the couch and flopped down. Chi Chi glared at him.

"And where is my gravy!?"

"Here."

He handed her 7 cans. Chi Chi smiled and walked into the kitchen. Gohan's head snapped up.

"Dad?"

As soon as the words left Gohan's mouth, Goku appeared.

"Hey Gohan!"

"IS THAT MY GOKU!?"

Chi Chi ran into the room.

"Hiya Chi Chi!"

"Oh Goku! I missed you so much!"

"Where's Goten?"

Gohan stood up.

"I'll go get him."

A few seconds later Gohan came down with Goten and Trunks.

"Hi."

"Hello."

"You must be Goten."

"Uh huh."

*insert mushy stuff here* (A/N: -_-() I hate warm, mushy stuff so you can make up what happens)

After everyone said their hellos, they went to watch TV. Goku turned to channel 2. (A/N: I think that's the channel. I have no idea)

Trunks elbowed Goten.

"Ask him dummy."

"You ask!"

"Ugh fine!"

Trunks walked over to Goku.

"Uh Goten's dad?"

"Yeah Trunks?"

"Me and Goten were wondering if you could take us to the Macy's parade because we wanna see the floats and Santa."

"Sure!"

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Awesome! See Goten, it wasn't that hard!"

"Let me go tell your moms."

Goku walked into the kitchen.

"Now how do we get your dad to go?"

"Watch and learn Goten."

"Okay."

As soon as Goku came back and told them they could go, Trunks went to his father.

"Dad?"

"Hn."

"Can you come with us?"

"No."

"Please!"

"NO!"

Trunks turned on the water works.

"Bu-but Goten's dad is going!"

"That's nice. NOW GO AWAY!"

"Aww come on Vegeta."

"Stay out of this Kakarot!"

Bulma stormed out of the kitchen.

"VEGETA!"

"What woman!"

"You're taking Trunks to the parade!"

"I AM NOT!"

"You are so or you can have fun sle-"

"Fine woman just shut up."

Trunks gave Goten a thumbs up.

"All right everyone. Touch me so I can instant transmission us there."

Trunks and Goten each grabbed on of Goku's hands and Vegeta reluctantly touched his shoulder.

***

"Are the floats all blown up, Zarbon?"

"Yes Lord Frieza."

"Excellent."

"This is going to be wonderful!"

All three of them smiled.

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"Grr...stupid annoying brats."

Vegeta folded his arms.

"Aww come on Vegeta! This will be fun!"

"Feh maybe for a simple minded fool like you."

"Trunks and Goten are having fun."

"That's because you have the same brain capacity as them!"

A little while later...

"It's almost time for our floats to come up!"

"Great! I can't wait!"

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"Well there goes our favorite fat cat Garfield. That's a pretty old float there isn't it Jane?"

"You bet Bob. And Garfield is pretty old himself. I'd say he's around 25 years old."

"Wow! Now put that into cat years. Haha."

"We've got some new floats this year."

"Yes. I've never heard of them before."

"Me neither Bob. They're coming around the corner now and..."

"OH MY LORD!"

"UH! THE KIDS WATCHING! TURN OFF THE CAMERAS!"

Everyone watching at home and at the parade panicked and screamed. Goku stood blinking.

"Uh..."

"DAMN YOU KAKAROT! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COME HERE!"

"DAD TAKE US HOME!"

"PLEASE GOTEN'S DAD!"

People began running all over the streets.

"THE APOCOLSYS IS APON US!"

"NO!"

Goku was still blinking.

"Uh...um..."

"KAKAROT! SNAP OUT OF IT!"

"Eeee..."

30 minutes later...

"AH! Vegeta did you just see those floats!"

"Grr! You moron! Those passed by 30 minutes ago!"

"They did? Oh well then let's go home."

***

"I'm worried about Goku and the others."

"Me too. It's not like them to miss dinner."

Goku, Trunks, Goten and Vegeta appeared in the kitchen.

"Sorry we took so long."

"Did you guys have a good time?"

"We'd rather not discuss that."

***

It was after dinner and everyone was napping on the couch.

"No...no not him..please..."

"Go away...no Frieza...no..."

Trunks, Vegeta, Goten and Goku all screamed and woke up.

"Dad he's in my dreams again!"

"Mine too!"

Vegeta sighed and walked to the kitchen to make coffee.

"Looks like we're going to have to go back to the psychiatrist again."

***

"Hmm...that didn't work out as well as we thought."

"I told you we should have done Halloween costumes!"

"Quiet. We'll come up with something. Just wait."

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Bah. I didn't like this. Please review and tell me what you thought. *gives thumbs up* Thanks!