The Evil Bacon Takeover (cont'd)
"Hermione, your behavior is unacceptable! Professor Dumbledor will hear about this!" McGonagall was almost purple from shouting at Hermione.
"But the bacon made me do it! I swear!!! It did!!!"
"Bacon has no brain."
"But this is evil bacon-" but she was cut off as they walked into the rooms just outside Dumbledor's office. "Hmm, I see Dumbledor has a new secretary," muttered McGonagall, as Black wasn't there, like he usually was. Speaking up, she said, "We'd like to see Professor Dumbledor, please."
"If you'll hold on a second, I'll be right with you," a squeaky voice said.
"But this is very important."
"I just have to kill myself, and then I'll be right with you." Peter Pettigrew said.
"Oh, all right." McGonagall stood there with Hermione, tapping her foot impatiently. "Aren't you done yet?"
"Almost. The blood is almost gone now." (a/n: DIE!!! I HATE U!!! DIE!!! *throws sharp objects at Wormtail*)
"We'll just show ourselves in, then." McGonagall grabbed Hermione by the hand and dragged her into Dumbledor's office. They went in, only to be emotionally scarred for the rest of their lives. Dumbledor was, oh it's too horrible. Oh, well. Dumbledor was. playing CANDYLAND!!! "Oh, the Lollypop Princess is my favorite character." Dumbledor said, giggling like a small child. "Nah-ah," said Black. "I like Lord Licorice!"
"The evil bacon got them, too!" Hermione shreiked, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
McGonagall feel on her knees, mumbling something that sounded like, "No, not Black, he's too strong. Not Black, not him." The bacon crawled out of Dumbledor's ear, going towards McGonagall. It did seem very evil. It smelled so good. no! She was a vegetarian! But the bacon.
Hermione ran away shrieking as another teacher was taken.
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"Go, my minions! This is war! We take no prisoners!" yelled Snape in the hole that leads to the center of the universe where rats and cheese are having a war and they worship him because he's a wizard and Crookshanks appeared out of nowhere.
The minions (the rats and cheese stopped having their war so that they could properly worship Snape) all bowed and raised their respective weapons. Muenster cheese needed no weapon, and neither did Blue Cheese. It smelled really bad (a/n: it does!!!). The rats all had rapiers or axes or swords or clubs or maces. The rest of the cheeses were armed with spices. Yes! Spices!!! (a/n: the horror!!!)
"Now go! Destroy those who must pay for their insolence!!!" Snape ordered. Obediently, his minions began to climb out of the hole that leads to the center of the universe where rats and cheese are having a war and they worship him because he's a wizard and Crookshanks appeared out of nowhere. Snape cackled evilly, stroking Crookshanks. "He will pay. He will!"
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Harry and Ron are still stroking each other and whispering to each other secrets that no one else cares about. I thought that it would be rude to interrupt them.
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Dirk Gently sat in his office, waiting for the explosion. 5.4.3.2.1.BOOM!!!
He smiled.
Then he screamed as the rats and cheese rushed in, and proceeded to.
a/n: wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! sugar!!!! where is the coffee? it abandoned me!!! *sobs* oh well. don't forget to worship the coffee. it will save us one day!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hermione, your behavior is unacceptable! Professor Dumbledor will hear about this!" McGonagall was almost purple from shouting at Hermione.
"But the bacon made me do it! I swear!!! It did!!!"
"Bacon has no brain."
"But this is evil bacon-" but she was cut off as they walked into the rooms just outside Dumbledor's office. "Hmm, I see Dumbledor has a new secretary," muttered McGonagall, as Black wasn't there, like he usually was. Speaking up, she said, "We'd like to see Professor Dumbledor, please."
"If you'll hold on a second, I'll be right with you," a squeaky voice said.
"But this is very important."
"I just have to kill myself, and then I'll be right with you." Peter Pettigrew said.
"Oh, all right." McGonagall stood there with Hermione, tapping her foot impatiently. "Aren't you done yet?"
"Almost. The blood is almost gone now." (a/n: DIE!!! I HATE U!!! DIE!!! *throws sharp objects at Wormtail*)
"We'll just show ourselves in, then." McGonagall grabbed Hermione by the hand and dragged her into Dumbledor's office. They went in, only to be emotionally scarred for the rest of their lives. Dumbledor was, oh it's too horrible. Oh, well. Dumbledor was. playing CANDYLAND!!! "Oh, the Lollypop Princess is my favorite character." Dumbledor said, giggling like a small child. "Nah-ah," said Black. "I like Lord Licorice!"
"The evil bacon got them, too!" Hermione shreiked, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
McGonagall feel on her knees, mumbling something that sounded like, "No, not Black, he's too strong. Not Black, not him." The bacon crawled out of Dumbledor's ear, going towards McGonagall. It did seem very evil. It smelled so good. no! She was a vegetarian! But the bacon.
Hermione ran away shrieking as another teacher was taken.
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"Go, my minions! This is war! We take no prisoners!" yelled Snape in the hole that leads to the center of the universe where rats and cheese are having a war and they worship him because he's a wizard and Crookshanks appeared out of nowhere.
The minions (the rats and cheese stopped having their war so that they could properly worship Snape) all bowed and raised their respective weapons. Muenster cheese needed no weapon, and neither did Blue Cheese. It smelled really bad (a/n: it does!!!). The rats all had rapiers or axes or swords or clubs or maces. The rest of the cheeses were armed with spices. Yes! Spices!!! (a/n: the horror!!!)
"Now go! Destroy those who must pay for their insolence!!!" Snape ordered. Obediently, his minions began to climb out of the hole that leads to the center of the universe where rats and cheese are having a war and they worship him because he's a wizard and Crookshanks appeared out of nowhere. Snape cackled evilly, stroking Crookshanks. "He will pay. He will!"
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Harry and Ron are still stroking each other and whispering to each other secrets that no one else cares about. I thought that it would be rude to interrupt them.
*******************************
Dirk Gently sat in his office, waiting for the explosion. 5.4.3.2.1.BOOM!!!
He smiled.
Then he screamed as the rats and cheese rushed in, and proceeded to.
a/n: wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! sugar!!!! where is the coffee? it abandoned me!!! *sobs* oh well. don't forget to worship the coffee. it will save us one day!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!