LilRebel: I know this dun look like its going anywhere...but it is...I think.

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'Well it all started at home. I was extremely bored and I felt like getting new
books and stuff. So I went to Diagon Alley.'

"Only Hermione would WANT to buy books." Harry commented.

'As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted. As soon as I was in
Diagon Alley I saw Sirius cowering like a puppy in a corner. There was this evil looking
guy and he was gonna try to kill him...I think. So anyway I tried to stop him and the spell
hit me and it switched our bodies. And I guess I can't go into human mode cuz they spell
made us stay in the bodies we were switched into.'

"You certainly have all the luck."

'Gee that's not what I'd call luck..BEING STUCK AS A DOG...I DUN EVEN
GET TOILET PAPER!!'

" Do they have doggie toilet paper Sirius?" Harry asked through spurts of laughter
and rubbing his temples from Hermione screaming.

'Did you hear me when I was talking to Sirius but you didn't know what had
happened?'

"Yea. I thought I was imagining things."

'This is gonna be fun.'

"Ut-oh" Harry and Sirius said in unison.

'Oh yes.'

Hermione laid down on the bed.

"Get off! I dunno where your paws have been!!"

'Fine jerk. You shouldn't tell the innkeeper some things. He happens to have a
big mouth.'

"What?!? What did he tell you!?!?"

Sirius bust out laughing and rolled off the bed and onto the floor.

'Oh that you wouldn't mind me being IN your bed!'

Sirius was now laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe any longer and gasped
for air. And the tight jeans weren't helping the problem. He unbuttoned the top button
and Harry's eyes widened!

'He hem!!!'

"Oh sorry I guess that's out especially since you boyfriend here!"

Harry's face turned crimson.

'AND I am a virgin and would like to stay that way so dun get any cute ideas.'

"I'm not gay Hermione!"

'Well dun make me Gay either!'

"Ok ok...I guess that's out too."

'Now what do we do?'

"Maybe Ron's dad knows what we could do?"

"Hey that's good," Harry answered. "Why didn't I think of that?"

'Cuz you're an idiot.'

Sirius bust out laughing once again as they stepped toward the fire with Floo
powder.