Written by Cynthia Stanich. This story is written about Dragon Ball Z
characters. I do not own them in any way. If the story line resembles any
other written by someone else that is purely coincidental. This story may
include strong language and violent content.
Chapter Two: Double Z
"At the last barbeque we, the Z Warriors, ever had together, Son Goku brought his son Gohan with him to meet all of his friends. It was a very joyous occasion. We ate and had fun. Then all of the sudden we were aware of a force on the Earth. This force turned out to be Son Goku's brother Raditzu. Raditzu came to Kami Island and threatened Son Goku. He told him about his past and where he was from. Then he said that Son Goku had until the morning to kill one hundred people and took Gohan.
"The strange pairing of life long enemies, Son Goku and Piccolo, flew off together to fight a common enemy. When they got there, there was a huge battle. Piccolo and Son Goku tried to fight together, but they just couldn't get it right. There was too much hatred between them to be able to fight along side each other.
"Raditzu beat them into little bloody pulps. Piccolo was left in a bloody heap in the middle of nowhere, and Son Goku was taken with Gohan in Raditzu's ship. Kamisama saved Piccolo, but he stayed evil. He freely terrorized the Earth since his only enemy was gone. Most humans had to find places to hide and Piccolo's reign lasted for about a year. Until the Saijins came back.
"Later we learned that Raditzu took Son Goku to Vegeta and Napa. They took him onto Frieza's ship and used the "memory restorer" to make Kakarotto remember his evil blood. Then they used the same machine to bring Gohan's evilness to the surface. Then Frieza sent the five Saijins to Earth to finish the job Kakarotto should have done.
"They arrived a year after Raditzu left and began to systematically kill off all of the humans. A few hundred found a hollowed out mountain to live in and stayed there for many many years. We trained and trained to get strong enough to beat the Saijins. We have families and tried to live as normally as possible. I married Bulma and we have a son named Stockings."
"Stockings!!! That is silly." Trunks had to laugh about this, "Thank God I don't have a silly name like that!"
Yamcha continued without a beat. "When the Saijins were done killing the humans who didn't hide and destroying all of our homes, Frieza came to Earth. We were terrified. We could all feel his Ki and it was amazing. When Frieza got to Earth he began to boss around the Saijins and set them to work as his slaves. Frieza decided that Earth was to be his new home until he decided to blow it up. For a year the Saijins lived in this way, but no one knew they were planning on overthrowing Frieza.
"One night the five of them were reporting to Frieza. He always kept Dadoria with him, but other than that, he was alone. There was a full moon outside and they somehow opened the large window and they all turned into the Great Monkeys. Well, all of them except Kakarotto, his tail was cut off as a child. The four Great Monkeys killed Frieza, and Kakarotto killed Daduria. It was an amazing battle, but they succeeded in killing off all of Frieza's followers and building up their own.
"A few days after the fight, a new space ship landed on Earth. We watched from long founded hiding spots and saw a horrible site. Five Saijin women jumped out of the ship. They finally found where their King was, and they planned on presenting him with his Queen that was supposed to be his when his father died, but the astroid hit Vegeta and it was no more.
"King Vegeta and Queen Letusa were mated a few weeks later. Infact, all of the Saijin men were mated a few weeks later, except for Gohan, he was a few years too young. Saijins don't mate until they are at least fifteen years old.
"Now there are twenty one Saijins alive on Earth. They send out searchers all of the time to find any Saijins in the universe. But the ones on Earth are the original ten Saijins and their children."
Vegeta stood up and smiled, "You mean I am finally a King? There is a new Planet Vegeta? Kakarotto is under my command?" He started to power up in excitement.
"Vegeta, chill out. You like this story," Krillin shivered, "This is more like a nightmare to me."
Vegeta just looked at him like he was pond scum and sat down again.
"Just out of curiosity, Yamcha, who are the Saijins mated to, and what happened to our wives?" Goku asked as he looked at Chichi.
"King Vegeta and Queen Letusa were mated. They have four children. Oldest to youngest they are Prince Vegeta, Prince Buroculi, Princess Letusa, and Princess Pepura." Yamcha replied.
"Hmp, I can't believe this!" Vegeta still looked really happy. So happy infact, that he was upsetting his wife.
"Vegeta," Bulma cried and threw herself to his feet, "why are you so happy that this King Vegeta is not with me? Don't forget about our children. Don't you love us?"
"Wait a minute, Bulma! What do you mean asking King Vegeta that?" The new Yamcha was white in the face.
"Sorry Yamcha, but Vegeta and I are married in this world. We have a son named Trunks and a daughter named Bura."
The new Yamcha looked from Vegeta to Bulma for a long time. Then he shrugged and said, "Well, I guess this means I somehow was sent into your dimension, because you two are not together in my world."
Son Goku has been hopping from foot to foot during this entire time. "Yamchaaaaaa," he finally wailed, "who am I with?" Chichi smacked him over the head, "What?"
"Kakarotto and Mushurma were mated. They have two children besides Gohan, and Mushurma is pregnant with a third. Their children's names are Bardock and Sqursha." Yamcha explained this as Son giggled and rolled all over the floor. Chichi was a little comforted to see that he found this so funny. "Napa and Cucumera were mated and had two children. Their children's names are Cabbeeg and Zukinna. Raditzu and Flaur were mated and they have one child. Her name is Pattitto. Gohan and Tamitta were mated two years ago. They have two children, Beansu and Rysa. Rysa was born a few days ago."
Now it was Gohan's turn to laugh. Trunks and Goten joined him. This was just too funny.
"I don't know what you all are laughing about. There are twenty-one Saijins through that portal and they are mean and deadly." Everyone looked at Yamcha and blushed, they were being very disrespectful.
"We are sorry Yamcha, but all of this is kind of silly. We would never dream of life the way you say yours is." Bulma felt sorry that the rest of the Z Warriors we not taking him as seriously as he thought they should, but it is kind of strange.
"It is a good thing that your life isn't like mine. No offense," looks at the three Saijins and glances at the two others he never saw in his lifetime, "but you really make my world horrible. You are murderous dictators. We can't go outside or you may find us. You torture and kill anyone that you do find. We hate you and search every day for a way to kill you. Bulma has been working very hard at a machine that boosts a warrior's power by ten!"
"That's how you did it!" Yamcha jumped up and pointed. "I knew he felt stronger than me. He is almost as strong as Son Goku was when he first turned super Saijin!"
"S-s-super Saijin? I hope to God I never see that!"
"It is amazing, I must say. We worked very hard to become Super Saijin. I laugh to think those silly Saijins in your world haven't figured it out yet. Why, without being a Great Monkey being a Super Saijin is the most powerful form in the universe. Kakarotto alone defeated Frieza as a Super Saijin. And, my son killed Frieza as a Super Saijin later!" Vegeta was standing in his favorite proud stance. He knew that Super Saijin was special and was proud that only they have figured it out.
Chapter Two: Double Z
"At the last barbeque we, the Z Warriors, ever had together, Son Goku brought his son Gohan with him to meet all of his friends. It was a very joyous occasion. We ate and had fun. Then all of the sudden we were aware of a force on the Earth. This force turned out to be Son Goku's brother Raditzu. Raditzu came to Kami Island and threatened Son Goku. He told him about his past and where he was from. Then he said that Son Goku had until the morning to kill one hundred people and took Gohan.
"The strange pairing of life long enemies, Son Goku and Piccolo, flew off together to fight a common enemy. When they got there, there was a huge battle. Piccolo and Son Goku tried to fight together, but they just couldn't get it right. There was too much hatred between them to be able to fight along side each other.
"Raditzu beat them into little bloody pulps. Piccolo was left in a bloody heap in the middle of nowhere, and Son Goku was taken with Gohan in Raditzu's ship. Kamisama saved Piccolo, but he stayed evil. He freely terrorized the Earth since his only enemy was gone. Most humans had to find places to hide and Piccolo's reign lasted for about a year. Until the Saijins came back.
"Later we learned that Raditzu took Son Goku to Vegeta and Napa. They took him onto Frieza's ship and used the "memory restorer" to make Kakarotto remember his evil blood. Then they used the same machine to bring Gohan's evilness to the surface. Then Frieza sent the five Saijins to Earth to finish the job Kakarotto should have done.
"They arrived a year after Raditzu left and began to systematically kill off all of the humans. A few hundred found a hollowed out mountain to live in and stayed there for many many years. We trained and trained to get strong enough to beat the Saijins. We have families and tried to live as normally as possible. I married Bulma and we have a son named Stockings."
"Stockings!!! That is silly." Trunks had to laugh about this, "Thank God I don't have a silly name like that!"
Yamcha continued without a beat. "When the Saijins were done killing the humans who didn't hide and destroying all of our homes, Frieza came to Earth. We were terrified. We could all feel his Ki and it was amazing. When Frieza got to Earth he began to boss around the Saijins and set them to work as his slaves. Frieza decided that Earth was to be his new home until he decided to blow it up. For a year the Saijins lived in this way, but no one knew they were planning on overthrowing Frieza.
"One night the five of them were reporting to Frieza. He always kept Dadoria with him, but other than that, he was alone. There was a full moon outside and they somehow opened the large window and they all turned into the Great Monkeys. Well, all of them except Kakarotto, his tail was cut off as a child. The four Great Monkeys killed Frieza, and Kakarotto killed Daduria. It was an amazing battle, but they succeeded in killing off all of Frieza's followers and building up their own.
"A few days after the fight, a new space ship landed on Earth. We watched from long founded hiding spots and saw a horrible site. Five Saijin women jumped out of the ship. They finally found where their King was, and they planned on presenting him with his Queen that was supposed to be his when his father died, but the astroid hit Vegeta and it was no more.
"King Vegeta and Queen Letusa were mated a few weeks later. Infact, all of the Saijin men were mated a few weeks later, except for Gohan, he was a few years too young. Saijins don't mate until they are at least fifteen years old.
"Now there are twenty one Saijins alive on Earth. They send out searchers all of the time to find any Saijins in the universe. But the ones on Earth are the original ten Saijins and their children."
Vegeta stood up and smiled, "You mean I am finally a King? There is a new Planet Vegeta? Kakarotto is under my command?" He started to power up in excitement.
"Vegeta, chill out. You like this story," Krillin shivered, "This is more like a nightmare to me."
Vegeta just looked at him like he was pond scum and sat down again.
"Just out of curiosity, Yamcha, who are the Saijins mated to, and what happened to our wives?" Goku asked as he looked at Chichi.
"King Vegeta and Queen Letusa were mated. They have four children. Oldest to youngest they are Prince Vegeta, Prince Buroculi, Princess Letusa, and Princess Pepura." Yamcha replied.
"Hmp, I can't believe this!" Vegeta still looked really happy. So happy infact, that he was upsetting his wife.
"Vegeta," Bulma cried and threw herself to his feet, "why are you so happy that this King Vegeta is not with me? Don't forget about our children. Don't you love us?"
"Wait a minute, Bulma! What do you mean asking King Vegeta that?" The new Yamcha was white in the face.
"Sorry Yamcha, but Vegeta and I are married in this world. We have a son named Trunks and a daughter named Bura."
The new Yamcha looked from Vegeta to Bulma for a long time. Then he shrugged and said, "Well, I guess this means I somehow was sent into your dimension, because you two are not together in my world."
Son Goku has been hopping from foot to foot during this entire time. "Yamchaaaaaa," he finally wailed, "who am I with?" Chichi smacked him over the head, "What?"
"Kakarotto and Mushurma were mated. They have two children besides Gohan, and Mushurma is pregnant with a third. Their children's names are Bardock and Sqursha." Yamcha explained this as Son giggled and rolled all over the floor. Chichi was a little comforted to see that he found this so funny. "Napa and Cucumera were mated and had two children. Their children's names are Cabbeeg and Zukinna. Raditzu and Flaur were mated and they have one child. Her name is Pattitto. Gohan and Tamitta were mated two years ago. They have two children, Beansu and Rysa. Rysa was born a few days ago."
Now it was Gohan's turn to laugh. Trunks and Goten joined him. This was just too funny.
"I don't know what you all are laughing about. There are twenty-one Saijins through that portal and they are mean and deadly." Everyone looked at Yamcha and blushed, they were being very disrespectful.
"We are sorry Yamcha, but all of this is kind of silly. We would never dream of life the way you say yours is." Bulma felt sorry that the rest of the Z Warriors we not taking him as seriously as he thought they should, but it is kind of strange.
"It is a good thing that your life isn't like mine. No offense," looks at the three Saijins and glances at the two others he never saw in his lifetime, "but you really make my world horrible. You are murderous dictators. We can't go outside or you may find us. You torture and kill anyone that you do find. We hate you and search every day for a way to kill you. Bulma has been working very hard at a machine that boosts a warrior's power by ten!"
"That's how you did it!" Yamcha jumped up and pointed. "I knew he felt stronger than me. He is almost as strong as Son Goku was when he first turned super Saijin!"
"S-s-super Saijin? I hope to God I never see that!"
"It is amazing, I must say. We worked very hard to become Super Saijin. I laugh to think those silly Saijins in your world haven't figured it out yet. Why, without being a Great Monkey being a Super Saijin is the most powerful form in the universe. Kakarotto alone defeated Frieza as a Super Saijin. And, my son killed Frieza as a Super Saijin later!" Vegeta was standing in his favorite proud stance. He knew that Super Saijin was special and was proud that only they have figured it out.