Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG
Pairings: Various
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 1: Bed
Sakuragi: Bed? What bed? The Tensai doesn't need to be pampered like a milk-and-water kid. The Tensai sleeps on the floor.
Eddie: Admit it, you are too lazy to do the bed sheets.
Rukawa: ...zzz…
Eddie: "Yup, so you see, he is…no Rukawa! No! That's my pillow you are drooling on!!! Get off! Shoo! Now!"
Haruko: Big, Pink and Fluffy!
Eddie: Like Roll of Cotton Candy! [Hey it rhymes]
Ayako: Neat, unscrupulously tidy, and there should be a stack of paper (fans) on the bedside table no matter what.
Ryota: Shut up about the size! Hmmm… there should be a photo of Aya-chan suspended on the bed head post… another photo on the bedside table…I said, SHUT UP ABOUT THE SIZE!
Akagi: According to the law of Physics, there should be approximately XX number of springs in the mattress in order to support the human body sufficiently. Reports showed that people not sleeping on properly supported beds develop bad backbone…
Eddie: Reports showed that goris who study too much Physics go slightly mentally deranged. /Slightly/.
Akagi: Excuse me, what did you just say?
Eddie: * Sweatdrop * Eh, hehe, nothing, hehe, nothing.
Kogure: Bed? Eh, not very sure.
Mitsui: Double bed for us. Should be big enough for activity.
Eddie: Oh my… * Nosebleed *
Fujima: Green. Yes, green is good for the eyes, and most importantly, it's the Shoyo colour.
Eddie: I seriously doubt his taste.
Fujima: What?! [Looks Murderous]
Eddie: Eeep, nothing. G…green is a nice colour on anything… * strangled tone* Ha. Ha. Ha.
Maki: I know what you are trying to ask, I'm not going to make my sheets purple, though it's the Kainan Colour.
Author: Whew… thank me god.
Maki: It's going to be YELLOW. Bright sunflower yellow. * Goes off whistling happily *
Eddie: Oh me god, imagine Maki sleeping in a YELLOW bed.
Second thought
Eddie: Ok, at least it's not purple.
Thinks again
Eddie: Or pink.
Jin: Not too big, but sky blue color. Touches of white will look good.
Eddie: * Starry eyes * Ah…Soi-kun, good taste!
Jin: * Not listening * …and maybe a big picture of Nobu-kun on the pillow case as well.
Eddie: Eeep, I take back my words.
Kiyota: Teme! What! Are you saying that the Number 1 rookie's face on a pillow case is bad taste?
Eddie: Ah-huh, it rhymes…
Sendoh: Must be spacious. * Looks thoughtful *
Eddie: Hentai!!! Who is that unlucky person?
Sendoh: Hey! Eddie! I'm hurt! How could you say that, I know Kaede don't mind being with me…on the bed. ^__^
Eddie: [Scribbles in notebook] Now we've got it out, now we've got it out.
Rukawa: Be damned, Sendoh.
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[Author's note: Oh well, I edited this again and changed some lines, but the contents are basically the same. I hope you like the edited version of the fic!]