Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Very hentai, but not too explicit yet.)
Pairings: Various (Mitko, SenRu, KiyoJin, FujiHana(gata), RyoAya)
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 2: Underwear
"So today, we are discussing the subject of underwear with you people…"
I ducked flying darts from somebody, specifically, the girls, who were beet-red and could hear someone cursing under her breath, "Baka Hentai Silhouette…" Whoops, that's Ayako.
"Eh-heh, the girls could leave if they are not very comfortable with the subject…" I tried to laugh. "We shall leave now, in this case." The SD females leave the room. Oh, in this case I must remind you that the Rukawa Brigade was not invited to this conference. Goodness knows what they would do. * Closes eyes to imagine females donned in skimpy stuff dancing around * I would think they are wearing their underthings outside.
Oh yeah, here's a guide to the expressions below.
* * Actions
( ) What's happening
[ ] The colour of the person's face/ Expression
* Conference begins *
Sakuragi: Underwear? Eh, eh… [RED]
Sendoh: Sakuragi-kun, do you even wear underwear? [Hentai]
Author: Eh, eh…Sakuragi-kun, do you need an ice pack? [PINK]
Sakuragi: Teme!!!! Baka Hentai smiley! Of course the Tensai wears underwear! [CRIMSON]
Kogure: Oh my…[RED]
Mitsui: Min-kun says he love seeing me in those black boxers…[Hentai]
Author: Oh my…someone call the ambulance please, Kiminobu had fainted. (Tones drop) Due to excess internal hemorrhage.
Rukawa: Sendoh wears red briefs. [Not Applicable]
Miyagi: Rukawa! How do you know? [Suspicious]
Rukawa: (In this case, you can see just a tiny bit of pink on his cheeks.) We are roommates, duh? [Embarrassed]
Sendoh: (Tears of joy) Kaede, I never knew you noticed. (Hentai grin) You look extremely desirable in those blue briefs, ne?
Author: * Cough cough cough cough…* Erm, no PDH please. (Public Display of Hentai-ness)
Jin: I don't know what the fuss is about.
Kiyota: Neither do I, but I must say that Soi-kun looks perfectly delicious in those sky-blue boxers, though I would prefer none. [Hentai]
Jin: Y…you…[RED]
Fujima: Sheesh, Kiyota, can't you learn to be more discreet?
Hanagata: Yeah…Kenji, that reminds me, where did you put my underwear?
Fujima: The black one with pink polka dots? They are in the top drawer, with mine.
Author: Oh my…[Green]
Fujima: Hey Silhouette, you are exactly the colour of my boxers.
Author: Oh my…[Purple] Eeep, I g…guess everyone talked about your own underwear already? [Maroon]
Mitsui: No…Miyagi hasn't.
Miyagi: Don't look at me like that! [Red]
Sakuragi: Last time when we went through Shorty's stuff, remember?
Mitsui: Yeah, what was that one?
Sakuragi: The bright shocking pink…
Mitsui: …tights, with …
Sakuragi: Ayako-sempai's face on…
Sendoh: …the vital parts.
Author: Oh my…[Knocked out due to over nose bleeding]
Kaede-Alex: Whoops, I shouldn't have told her to write about that.
Author: (sit up) You! What kind of idea is that? Underwear…(knocked out)
Kaede-Alex: Oh dear, one-hit K.O.
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