Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Very hentai, but not too explicit yet.)
Pairings: -Na-
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 3: Type of Boy/Girlfriend
Sakuragi: No point asking me, I'm content with Haruko-chan, * Valentines in eyes * Haruko…
Author: * Rolls eyes * Lovesick Aho.
Sakuragi: Teme~! You sound like the Kitsune!
Rukawa: A girl who allows me to sleep.
Author: Walao…(Any Singaporeans reading this? This is Singlish, and the only expression I found suitable for this…)
Rukawa: …zzzz…
Sendoh: She should be a virgin…hm…it makes the whole thing more enjoyable.
Author: Ba…Baka Hentai Smiley Porcupine! Out!! Out!!!! * Grumbles * And I was hoping to rate this chapter 'G'.
Sendoh: And it would be so…exciting.
Author: OUT!!!! OUT OUT OUT!!!
Kiyota: Eh, * Blush * A girl who is cute and quiet would be nice for me.
Author: So that she can listen to you brag about yourself quietly.
Kiyota: What?! Are you saying that the Number One Rookie is conceited?
Jin: I'd like a sweet, thoughtful girl who cares for everyone.
Author: *Starry eyes * Like you.
Maki: This, well, she should be mature enough and not get jealous whenever I talk to some other girls.
Author: Do you want an old maid for yourself?
Maki: Huh?
Author: An old maid for an old man.
Maki: What!?
Kogure: A kind girl who can cook and is hospitable.
Author: *Starry eyes * Like you.
Kogure: Huh? I can't cook.
Author: Eeeep….
Mitsui: Wild, passionate, have strength of character. I don't want a milk-and-water little girl who cries whenever I don't call her.
Author: Hoah!
Fujima: Smart, must have character, and most importantly, sensible enough.
Author: To make up for what you lack.
Fujima: What?!!
Author: Hehe…kidding, just kidding…