Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Suicide theme, please do not attempt.)
Pairings: -NA-
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 5: Suicide
Author: * Waves frantically * Lookie here! Look over here please!!!! Ok, now I've got your attention, I've got to tell you, the below contents are pure crap and nothing but crap which contains suicide themes, please do not try!!!!!
Sakuragi: Suicide? What suicide? The Tensai doesn't need to try.
Author: Yeah, Tetsuo and co. is enough for a Sakuragi.
Fujima: The best method of suicide for me is to die a romantic and beautiful death in the midst of the green meadows with yellow daffodils all around, hmm…. Some form of poison might be ok. The breathtaking sceneries of the countryside and angels singing in heaven…* Poetic look *
Author: * Ahem * No!!!!! You must not kill yourself! You must not!!! Number 1, you will be polluting the countryside!!! Number two; you will scare the birds away with your hideous corpse!!!
Mitsui: To jump off a building will be quick and easy.
Author: Noooooooooo!! Mitsui-kun! You must not kill yourself!!! You must not!!!! You still owe me 100 yen!!!!
Kogure: Let me see…Carbon Monoxide, it's painless and odourless…it's just falling asleep and everything will be over in a few moments.
Author: Nooooooooooooo! I still need someone to do my homework for me!!!
Rukawa: …zzz….
Author: He doesn't need to try, just ask him to cycle to school in the middle of the major road. He'll fall asleep in no time…* Looks around * Yeah, like that.
Ayako: Life is beautiful, and it should be treasured.
Haruko: That's right…
Author: This I agree. People!!! Learn from the girls!!! A positive attitude!!! [Goodness I sound like a feminist.]
[But, I am! =p ]
Miyagi: Er, best method of suicide? I forgot my chemistry already…
Author: Just ask Ayako to kiss his enemy in front of him… he'll do it.
Kiyota: Wrist slitting. Red, wild and passionate.
Author: Eeew…environment pollution.
Jin: My mum's Miso Soup is enough.
Maki: You mean my mum's Udon noodles.
Sendoh: To die in the arms of my lover(s)…oooh…
Author: Just how many is that?