Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Very hentai, but not too explicit yet.)
Pairings: Various (Mitko, SenRu, KiyoJin, FujiHana(gata), RyoAya)
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 6 – Part 1
[Author's note: I can't help it…hehe. I was reading through the reviews for this fic (they are really very nice) and I was checking back to the various chapters where they mentioned that they like, and I actually found myself smiling along with the lines…ah…those good ole memories…(??) I sound so old. -____-;;
Then I suddenly remembered this project work we just completed, and the survey forms that we sent out along with the…survey. I was suddenly wondering, what will happen if the SD boys get to do our survey? And thus… * ping! * I get an inspiration for this new chapter. ^__^ Thanks Dreamer-lash for reminding me that I've left this fic on the shelves long enough to rust…^^;; Alright, here goes:]
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Question 1: Do you like your desk at home?
Sakuragi: Uh, yes.
Mitsui: Whom are you trying to kid?
Miyagi: Yeah you thought Rukawa was going out with your…
Mitsui: …Haruko, and you head butted your desk. Picture that.
Ayako: Poor desk.
Eddie: -________-;; You are supposed to feel sorry for Sakuragi…
Rukawa: …zzz…
Eddie: Ah, shall we skip him? I think he might have lost his desk somewhere.
Kogure: Lost it? How can it be?
Eddie: Close your eyes. (Not you, the reader, you can't read it once you close your eyes…)
Imagine.
One fine day dear old Rukawa decided to do homework, finally.
After five minutes, the figures started swimming around his eyes…
Ten minutes later, the paper start to look ambiguous…
And in eleven minutes flat he fell asleep.
Then the room gets flooded and washed his desk away.
Kogure: Huh? But I still don't see how Rukawa's sleeping is linked to flooding.
Eddie: * Sigh * don't you see, Min-kun? What does Rukawa do when he sleeps?
Kogure: …oh, he drools.
Jin: Yeah, I pretty much liked my desk at home. * Smiles very sweetly *
Eddie: * Goes starry-eyed * Ah, Soi-kun!
Kiyota: I like his desk too, it's large, blue, and most importantly, it has a BIG picture of Me on the desk!
Eddie: Ah..this…eh…well….-_______-;;
Maki: Don't know what's up with those bakas. Anyway, I don't really like my desk at home 'cos it's too small * Grumbles * I have to try to cram all my stuff into those too small drawers and they usually, no, make that, they always overflow. But I like the colour, though. * Smiles happily *
Eddie: Ah…well…ok…fine. -______-;; Purple.
Fujima: … (before he could say anything)
Eddie: No. Stop. Wait. I know what you are going to say. You will say, "I like my desk because it's green, like the Shoyo colours." Or, "I do not like my desk because it's not green." Right?
Fujima: * Amazed look * How on earth do you know!
-_________-;;
Mitsui: Oh well, my desk is way…too…bumpy to do anything so I rarely used it.
Eddie: * Pictures a roller-coaster as a table * nah, can't imagine it… what on earth is a 'bumpy' table?!
Mitsui: Eh, you see..eh…this is a little complicated. Ah…you see…
Eddie: I see, I see, now will you get on?
Mitsui: Ok ok, I asked Min-kun home one day…
Sendoh: (Popped up from no-where, don't ask me) * Hentai look* And both of you did it on the desk and it crashed. ^____^
Mitsui: Eh…basically something…like that…
Eddie: ¬__¬, so basically you are trying to tell me, that you crashed your desk and now it is something like a lump of waste wood. Right?
Kogure: …I shall never face the world again… *Digs a hole and crawl in *
Akagi: Hm, my desk is ok.
Eddie: ¬__¬, is that considered an answer?
Kogure: Principally, I think I am desperately in need of another desk.
Eddie: * Ears stand up * Why?
Kogure: Eh… * Blush *
Eddie: Oh…basically the /same/ thing happened to your desk. (Refer to Mitsui)
Sendoh: Did you try to leave me out?
Eddie: * Run for cover * Yes.
Sendoh: Sigh, how could you? I mean, I'm such a nice person. * SCS *
[SCS = Super Charm Smile ™]
Sendoh-fans: Wheeeeeeheeeeee! Sendoh sendoh sendoh sendoh…
Eddie: * Sweeps fans out of room with broom * Ok, you are a nice person. What is your answer?
Sendoh: I adore my desk…ah…those hot bikini girls pasted on the drawers…
Eddie: (To reader) Do you now understand why I tried to leave him out?
Sendoh: (Not paying attention) ..and a BIG picture of Kaede on the face of the desk…
Rukawa: …die…Sendoh…
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Eddie: To be continued…oh my goodness, I can't believe I actually wrote another chapter of this. I thought I'll never get along with writing any more 'cos the exams (that are about to come, and would you believe it I'm still writing and surfing the net daily) probably killed all my braincells. -_________-;;