Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Very hentai, but not too explicit yet.)
Pairings: Various (Mitko, SenRu, KiyoJin, FujiHana(gata), RyoAya)
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 6 – Part 2
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Question 2: Given a choice, would you install a fridge next to your desk?
Sakuragi: Of course! The Tensai must have a constant supply of food to preserve his Tensai-ity!
Eddie: ¬___¬ But you rarely use your desk anyway.
Miyagi: And there is probably no trace of 'Tensai-ity' to preserve anyway.
Rukawa: Fridge. Yeah. [Thinks of favorite strawberry ice-cream.]
Sendoh: * Looks very thoughtful* Let's see, we should store some ice-cubes in the fridge, and on a particular day when both of us are particularly hot we'll have some fun.
Rukawa: Out! You are sleeping in the guestroom tonight.
Sendoh: But Kaede… T____T
Jin: Nah…a fridge makes too much noise and will probably distract me. But I can't resist the idea of instant cold yoghurt… * Sighs *
Kiyota: Soi-kun is distracted enough with me around! * Smiles smugly *
Jin: (Blush) What the…* Kicks Kiyota out of the room *
Eddie: ¬___¬ Serves you right baka Nozaru.
Kiyota: * Bang * Bang * Bang * Let me in!!! *Bang * Bang * Soi-kun!!!
Jin: Stop that, we can't compensate if the door crashes through.
Kiyota: T_________T Soi-kun….
Maki: Fridge? Let's see, it runs on electricity and generates much heat. My room is hot enough as it is. Also, fridges release CFC and this is the era when we are supposed to help reduce air pollution. The usage of excessive electricity uses up fossil fuels like oil rapidly…
Eddie: Oh no… * Stuffs science textbook into Maki's mouth * I did not hear anything….lalala…I didn't hear anything.
Fujima: …
Eddie: No. Not a green colored fridge.
Fujima: * Irritated look * How come you always steal my answer?
Hanagata: There's no account to Kenji's desire for green color. He insists we dress in green every time we go out.
Eddie: You know what you will look like?
Fujima / Hanagata: What?
Eddie: A pair of overloaded Christmas trees.
Mitsui: I want a fridge!
Kogure: But I don't want one. Distractions.
Mitsui: * Meek look * Alright, anything you say, Min-kun.
Eddie: ¬___¬ Mitchy, you are so henpecked.
Kogure: Are you implying that I'm a hen? (Glasses flash threateningly)
Eddie: Eh…no, no…I said nothing (Retreats into background)
Akagi: A fridge is ok, but I must consider the wiring system of it. Let's see, the major wire should be led through the living room and…
Eddie: Ok, ok, I get your answer.
(Runs away muttering something about the old man and the old gori studying too much)
Sendoh: (Looks around cautiously) Ok, Kaede's asleep. (Whispers) I still want the ice-cubes.
Eddie: ¬_____¬
Sendoh: There are custom made fridges right? I want one with a picture of Kaede on the doors, he should not be wearing anything in that picture…(breaks off…)
Rukawa: Guestroom. Two months.
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[Author's note: Hi everyone!!!!! I'm sitting here typing out this fic when I'm supposed to be working on my Art paper…sigh, how slack can I get? * Counts braincells left * 1..2…3… I still have approximately 10 braincells left. I shall return to do my art paper research.]