Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Very hentai, but not too explicit yet.)
Pairings: Various (SenRu, Mitko, KiyoJin, FujiHana(gata), RyoAya)
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 6 – Part 3
[Author's note: Sigh…just did my art paper two today, it was plain disaster and nothing else. ^^ Anyway, I just got this idea for new chapters. Sigh…(again) Anything to get my mind off the stupid Additional Mathematics revision. My mum says I've been muttering numerals in my sleep recently…-____-;;]
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Question 3: Do you prefer your drawers transparent?
Sakuragi: The Tensai needs his privacy! * Glare *
Eddie: Oh well, he'd probably never use those drawers anyway. It was like…last year when he put a single magazine into the _ Empty _ drawers.
Miyagi: Yeah, and that magazine was given to him by dear sweet ole Haruko, think it was a 'How to Date girls' mag. -___-;;
Sakuragi: Teme! Eddie! Ryocchin! Anyway, the Tensai shall go off to look for Haruko now… * Goes off singing an off-key tune that sounds vaguely like "Ore wa Tensai"
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Anyway, let's move on.
Rukawa: Transparent drawers? What for?
Sendoh: Transparent drawers will be cool! Kaede can then display the letters I sent him…proudly. * Beams *
Eddie: Eh, did you make sure those letters were rated properly?
Sendoh: Rated? Oh come on imouto, the ratings are not required.
Rukawa: …zzz…
Eddie: * Picks up one of those letters * "My sweet, how are you faring? Are you missing me? I definitely missed you, your alluring blue eyes, your silky hair, your creamy skin…" Sounds pretty ok to me, just like any typical mushy love letter.
Koshino: * Rolls eyes * Finish reading it. * Mumbles * All that stuff written in Biology class…
Eddie: …"I long to run my hands through your raven locks of hair, dress you in my kisses. I want to touch every inch of your skin…" Erm, this is getting… * Continues reading …* Oh my….
Unfortunately, my dear readers, your faithful correspondent had been sent to the hospital due to excessive nose bleeding and serious internal hemorrhage, be back soon.
Eddie: After Sendoh's R-rated letters, * ahem * we shall get back to the subject of desks. We are discussing transparent drawers for desks, not R-rated letters.
Sendoh: * Pops up from nowhere * Darn, I wish you'll talk about transparent underwear instead.
Eddie: ¬_____¬
Anyway, let's move on.
Mitsui: This..eh..well…
Miyagi: Hahaha…no need to ask him. He'd say no, anyway.
Kogure: Oh…* blush * Those…
Miyagi: * Wriggles eyebrows * Yeah…those…
Ayako: * Sighs * Why do boys always do this…yeah…
Miyagi: * Valentine eyes * Aya-chan! * Points at himself * This one don't do that!
Kogure: Oh…man…those… * Blushes more *
Mitsui: * Very red * Will you people stop talking about that…
Sakuragi: Ha! Mitchy! Stop trying to avoid the subject! We've been talking about it since we found those…
Eddie: Will you people stop crapping and tell me a simple answer – 'Yes' or 'No' ?
Sakuragi: Ed-kun, you'll probably get opaque drawers if you have this in your drawers. * Takes out something *
Unfortunately your faithful correspondent had been permanently knocked out due to …
Rukawa: Will you stop nosebleeding already. It's no big deal. All boys have porn magazines in their drawers.
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Next, please.
Fujima: *Looks indignant * I do not have porn magazines in my drawers!
Hanagata: Me neither.
Fujima: Yeah, look here, I know I have shoujo mangas lying around…
Eddie: Stop. * Scribbles report in notebook * You definitely do not require transparent drawers.
Fujima: Hey, what do you mean. Those shoujo mangas belong to my sister!
Eddie: Good point. Continue.
Fujima: But Sailormoon's my favourite, though.
Eddie: Fine…
Maki: I don't mind transparent drawers, but… * Looks worried * Will they be sturdy enough to hold my physics textbooks?
Kiyota: I want something to display my dear Soi-kun's pictures! Yeah! Transparent drawers!
Jin: Oh, that's sweet, Nobu-kun. ^___^
Eddie: You people are so indiscreet…¬___¬ Anything else you want to say?
Maki: Yes.
Eddie: What?
Maki: I do not have porn mags in my drawers.
Akagi: Transparent drawers? No. * Pores over Physics Textbooks *
Eddie: Hey, Akagi…just get it out…why not?
Akagi: According to the law of reflection, light bounces off…
Eddie: Ok, ok, ok…
Sendoh: I'm going to protest, imouto.
Eddie: What? * Looks extremely annoyed *
Sendoh: You always leave me to the last…
Eddie: ¬____¬
Sendoh: …you never put my views with Kaede's …
Eddie: ¬____¬
Sendoh: …and you always make me out to be such a Hentai…
Eddie: ¬____¬
Sendoh: …will you quit that expression?
Eddie: T____T What have I done in my previous life to be loaded with such a naggy porcupine?
Sendoh: This…well…
Eddie: The main point is, you are supposed to say if you want a transparent drawer.
Sendoh: Yeah, I said yes.
Eddie: That was 'yes' for Kaede. What about yourself?
Sendoh: Of course, yes! I made some shots of Kaede and myself doing it… * Pats video cam lovingly *
Rukawa: You what?! * Crushes video cam in a single grasp and looks murderous *
Eddie: I shall take my leave now… * Sneaks out *
An anguish cry rocked the building.
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Sendoh: T_________T Kaede…how could you? * Looks at guestroom key *
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