Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humor, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Very hentai, but not too explicit yet.)
Pairings: Various (SenRu, Mitko, KiyoJin, FujiHana (gata), RyoAya)
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 6 – Part 4
[Author's note: I'm feeling quite cheerful today, 'cos my friends were stuck in school, poring over their physics paper while I am sitting here whistling happily…I don't take Physics! Recently I got myself a blog and I soon realized that whatever I need to write in my blog is written in my author's notes all over the place. I guess it's easier to communicate with readers, ne? Oh, and I was 'educating' my dear friend Pink Grapefruit (it's her soap, but she used it as a nickname. Beats me why.) on Slam Dunk, and very happy to say that she actually thought Rukawa was cool, definitely an improvement, ne? Ok, I guess you are tired of my crapping already, so here goes:]
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Question 4: Any features you think you might want to add to your desk? Why?
Sakuragi: Yes, I would require a large cabinet on the desk and it should…
Eddie: Wait a minute, why?
Sakuragi: Why? Nyahahhahahahhahahaha! Of course it is to put the Tensai's Fan Mails in! A popular guy like me should have sufficient storage space for fan mails!
Miyagi: Oh well, it's a pity the thing will go to waste anyway.
Sakuragi: Nani?!
Mitsui: [To Readers] Do you even vaguely imagine that he has a fan club?
Sakuragi: Teme!!!!!!!
There is a sizeable boll of clouds and dust somewhere where arms and legs stick out from various directions and sounds like monkeys fighting could be heard.
Eddie: -_____-;; Those bakas, they have such a big fan base [Points to readers] and they don't realize it.
Rukawa: [For once he is awake.] Pillows. /I need to sleep, ne…/
Sendoh: ^______^ Kaede, I didn't know you have this interest in desks, why didn't you just tell me. Next time we can try doing some activities…
Rukawa: Come again? ['Danger' sign flashing red]
Sendoh: [Did not notice the warning tone] …ah, maybe we could switch around a bit and you be seme…
A loud cry shook the building.
Something, or someone, flew out of the window.
And disappeared into the night sky.
*Ping*
A star twinkled.
[Author's note: ^^;; Anyone watched Pokemon? This is how the Team Rocket always disappear.]
Rukawa: Mission accomplished. [Drops off into a peaceful sleep.]
Fujima: …
Eddie: No, not a Christmas tree on your desk.
Fujima: I resent that, Ed-san, you always want to take my lines, but this time. NO. What I want to say is…
Eddie: You want a photo of Hanagata on your desk.
Fujima: There you go! You stole my line again. [Looks very angry] Hey! That's Toru; I've got to go.
Amazingly he cheered up very fast as he ran towards Hanagata.
Both of them are dressed in their favorite color – Green.
Eddie: There go the Christmas trees.
Maki: I want an extra lamp, my room's too dark.
Eddie: Will the stadium lights do?
Maki: …that will burn all my books.
Kiyota: No, I don't think I need an additional feature.
Eddie: [Yawns] You don't use your desk anyway.
Kiyota: Hey! How could you say that! I'm just one good little number one rookie who is contented with his desk.
Eddie: ¬___¬ Wow. That's new.
A certain Ed is flung out of the windows.
Jin: Oh well, Nobu-kun, don't be so violent… I think I'm contented with my desk too.
Eddie: [Crawls back in through the windows] Thank you. Thank you very much.
Akagi: This is important, Ed-san, I want…
Eddie:.. Extra sturdy shelves, ultra-unbreakable drawers, all with sufficient space to contain a gorilla.
Akagi: Nani??!
Sendoh: …[Censors 500 words.]
Eddie: There we go again, [Stuffs pacifier into Sendoh's mouth], I seriously need an ice pack. Ah! Kaede-kun!
Rukawa: What.
Eddie: Would you just help me freeze this person's ultra active…uh… sex drive.
Rukawa: …
Eddie: Puleez?
Rukawa: …
Sendoh: [Gets rid of pacifiers] Oh Kaede, come on, freeze me.
Eddie: Sheesh, get a room…Kaede-kun? Kaede-kun?
Rukawa: …
Eddie: I can't believe it.
He's fallen asleep at this vital point.
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[Author: I was sweatdropping very hard at this point. Sendoh and his powderful…sorry, powerful….uh…drive.]