Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13 (Suicide theme, please do not attempt.)
Pairings: -NA-
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
Chapter 7 – SD Girls
[Author's note: No more Desks!!!! *Throws confetti*….nyahahahhaha… it's my second last paper today, and after tomorrow, I'll be as free as a basketball…(??) anyway, nyahahahhahaha….read on!]
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Part 1: Haruko (Shohoku boys and one Ryonan porcupine)
Sakuragi: (before he could say anything…)
Mitsui: Sheesh, don't need to ask him anything, just look at that big red face…
Miyagi: …and that stupid grin…
Sakuragi: (Desperately trying to say something)
Eddie: Anyone mind cleaning up this…drool mess here?
Sakuragi: (Still desperately trying to say something)
Sendoh: You know, Sakuragi, I could lend you my "Do-It-Yourself Date Girls" handbook.
Sakuragi: (Fighting to say something)
Mitsui: Ah, Sendoh, don't need to be so kind; Haruko's kind of dense anyway.
Sakuragi: (Turning blue trying to say something)
Akagi: Grrrr…what did you say about my sister?
Sakuragi: (Arms and legs waving in the air…trying to say something.)
Eddie: Uhm, I think we better see what Sakuragi wants to say…he looks kind of distressed.
Everyone shuts up and look at the said Tensai.
Sakuragi: T___T I need to go to the loo.
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Rukawa: Haruko? Who is that? (falls into a prompt sleep)
Sendoh: *Sigh* Poor Haruko, ne? She likes Kaede so much and yet… (Looks at sleeping form of Rukawa)
Eddie: Hoi, what do you say about Haruko, then, Akira?
Sendoh: Me? Let me see…cute and virginal…
Eddie: Why do I get reminded so much of 'Minako's Slam Dunk Marriage Prospects'? (Thinks very hard)
Sendoh: Aaah…that's right! That was where I read about Haruko… The 'Pretty in Pink' shrine was cute too.
Eddie: *Flips through dictionary* Uh-oh, Sendoh, you better quit using the word "Cute".
Sendoh: Huh? Why not?
Eddie: "Cute" means 'ugly but adorable.'
Haruko: T____T
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Kogure: Haruko, ah, of course, Akagi's sister, right? She's kind, helpful and friendly to everyone.
Eddie: *Sigh* Min-kun, you are just so sweet, you say the nicest things about everyone…
(Ants start crawling all over Kogure because he's so sweet.)
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[Author's note: For the first time in 'Reactions' history, Sendoh was not placed right at the end of the chapter.
Sendoh: Oh, so I'm supposed to be grateful about that?
Eddie: Yes. So thank me.
Sendoh: Tank you. (Dumps Eddie in a tank of water to drown) I'm almost always last, this is just so unfair.]