The Wizards of Oz!
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100 trips later, Cho and Harry reached a dark forest.
"Look! There's a person. Maybe they can give us directions to the wizards!" Cho said.
"Cho, that's a tree..." Harry said.
"Oh," Cho said. "Hey look, let's ask that person!"
"Cho, that's the same tree..."
"Excuse me! Sir!"
"Cho, stop talking to the tree, damn it!"
"OOOH! Look at the shiney thing over there!"
Cho ran into the woods shrieking "SHINEY! SHINEY! SHINEY!" before running into a tree. Harry came stumbling into the forest after her and spotted a man made entirely out of tin that looked strangely like Neville.
"Neville?" Harry asked the tin man.
"Met uh oil an." the tin man said through a rusted mouth.
"Met uh oil an?" Harry asked back.
"Mh! Oil an!" the tin man shouted back.
"Lookie! I found a tea pot!" Cho shouted holding up the oilcan and Cho went to the stove that was just THERE and started to make tea.
But then Harry found another oilcan with a cow on it. Harry tried to oil up Neville, but the oil looked strangely white and it didn't seem not be helping.
"Rphloo! Rphloo!" Neville shouted.
Then Superman flew to Harry and Neville and used goo-be-gone to get rid of the glue.
"Hello Superman, would you like some tea?" Cho asked.
Superman, knowing better, refused the tea and flew away.
Then, Neville punched Harry in the jaw for putting glue in his mouth.
"What the fuck did you do that for?!?!?!?" Harry yelled.
"Read the line before what you just said!" Neville shouted back.
Harry pulled a thick wad of papers out of his back pants pocket and started to read.
"Oh, ok." Harry said.
"Glue doesn't taste good!" Neville shrieked, "Let's see how u like it!" and Harry got a faceful of glue. Soon, they immersed in a Mega-Glue War.
An hour later, when both boys were very gluey, Cho said, "Tea anyone?"
"Uh... no." Harry and Neville said.
Cho started to cry. But then N*SYNC came wandering into the woods and drank Cho's tea and they all dropped dead and THE PEOPLE CHEERED! Cho cried even harder.
"It's not fair!!" Cho cried.
Harry and Neville ignored her wails.
"So, Neville, what are you doing out here?" Harry asked.
"Well, I was chopping down that tree when this strange fat kid threw a bucket of water on me." Neville answered.
"Well, that's not nice."
"I know! He did it just cause I don't have a heart!"
"Well, maybe the wizards can give you one!"
"Really?"
"Yeah. Cho get up. We're going to the wizards."
"Yippee!" Cho shouted as she jumped off the ground. "I'm going to get a brain! I'm going to get a brain!"
The three of them skipped, well, tripped, down the yellow brick road with Hedwig leading the way.
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The forest got super dark and super scary. The three people held on to each other tightly, afraid of what may be in the forest.
"It sure is scary..." Cho said.
"I wonder what could be in the forest..." Harry said.
This part is boring so we'll fast forward to the good part. The scene sped up till....
"Dragons, screwties, and acromantulas.... OH MY! Dragons, screwties, and acromantulas.... OH MY! Dragons, screwties, and acromantulas.... OH MY! Dra-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the group (including Hedwig) shouted.
A lion jumped out of the woods and stopped in its tracks when it saw the group of "people".
"HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a...a.... POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And....a.... a.... STUPID THING AND SOMEONE MADE OUT OF TIN AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" The lion screamed. "DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Professor Snape?" Harry asked before getting hit upside the head with a copy of the Scarlet Letter.
"HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL SNA-- oh wait...that's me..." he broke off looking confused.
"KITTY!" Cho shouted. She ran towards the Snape lion to try and pet it but Snape ran behind a tree to hide.
"That's a very mean lion," Neville observed.
"This is great! Snape's afraid of everything!" Harry said before being pummeled by a swarm of Scarlet Letter books. God only knows where they keep coming from...
"What's that?" Neville asked. He was referring to a small voice shouting, "SPUUUUUUUUUURET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sounds like Hermione," Harry said.
Sure enough, Hermione came walking down the yellow brick road with a box.
"Hermione, what's in the box?" Harry asked.
"Hey! I'm in a club called S.P.U.R.E.T. and that stands for Society for the Protection of Uncontrollable Really Evil Teachers, wanna join? I got badges!" Hermione opened the box to show a bunch of badges.
At that moment, Ron came running out of the woods.
"You don't want to join her stupid club! Join the Society Against Really Evil Teachers! It's way better!" Ron said.
"SHINEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Cho looking at the badges Hermione was holding. "I'LL JOIN!!!!!!"
She reached into the box and grabbed out a large handful of at least 20 or 25 badges and pinned them all over her clothes and even her skin, which is made of straw, but for some reason it still hurt.
"Wait, who are you trying to protect?" Harry asked.
"The evil teachers! There's Mrs. Klein (ChosMurderer's science teacher), Mrs. Ellenbecker (Faith's algebra teacher), Mr. LaVine (a really evil sub teacher at Faith's school), and Mrs. Howard! (ChosMurderer's 4th grade teacher)" Hermione explained.
"Why would you want to protect those losers? Join S.A.R.E.T. and help rid the world of really evil teachers and protect the students! They're the ones who really need the help!" Ron said holding out S.A.R.E.T. badges.
Cho, in awe of the shineyness of those badges too, grabbed them too after exclaiming, "I WANNA JOIN!" She stuck those badges on too and danced around so happy about having the shiney badges.
Then she realized that it hurt real bad and started screaming out 'Ouch!' partly because of the shiney pins and partly because she just walked into a tree that she thought was a giant band-aid. Then she cried.... A LOT.
She cried so much that a river started to flow.
"God damn it woman! You ruined my shoes!" Harry yelled.
And then they ran into some little cookies that said 'EAT ME' so Cho ate them and she got fatter and fatter and fatter............... Till she was too fat to even fit on the path. Harry and the rest of the gang started to run for their lives afraid that she might squash them. Then Cho turned into a giant blueberry and the Oompa-Loompas had to take her away to un-blueberryize her. But fortunately, the Oompa-Loompas couldn't un-blueberryize her so Cho remained a giant blueberry forever and spent the rest of her life attached to a blueberry bush. But then miraculously, a cowardly, slimy-haired lion came by and picked her to eat, and she ran away to kill the Oompa-Loompas who couldn't unblueberryize her. Then everybody cheered and continued down the yellow brick road.
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100 trips later, Cho and Harry reached a dark forest.
"Look! There's a person. Maybe they can give us directions to the wizards!" Cho said.
"Cho, that's a tree..." Harry said.
"Oh," Cho said. "Hey look, let's ask that person!"
"Cho, that's the same tree..."
"Excuse me! Sir!"
"Cho, stop talking to the tree, damn it!"
"OOOH! Look at the shiney thing over there!"
Cho ran into the woods shrieking "SHINEY! SHINEY! SHINEY!" before running into a tree. Harry came stumbling into the forest after her and spotted a man made entirely out of tin that looked strangely like Neville.
"Neville?" Harry asked the tin man.
"Met uh oil an." the tin man said through a rusted mouth.
"Met uh oil an?" Harry asked back.
"Mh! Oil an!" the tin man shouted back.
"Lookie! I found a tea pot!" Cho shouted holding up the oilcan and Cho went to the stove that was just THERE and started to make tea.
But then Harry found another oilcan with a cow on it. Harry tried to oil up Neville, but the oil looked strangely white and it didn't seem not be helping.
"Rphloo! Rphloo!" Neville shouted.
Then Superman flew to Harry and Neville and used goo-be-gone to get rid of the glue.
"Hello Superman, would you like some tea?" Cho asked.
Superman, knowing better, refused the tea and flew away.
Then, Neville punched Harry in the jaw for putting glue in his mouth.
"What the fuck did you do that for?!?!?!?" Harry yelled.
"Read the line before what you just said!" Neville shouted back.
Harry pulled a thick wad of papers out of his back pants pocket and started to read.
"Oh, ok." Harry said.
"Glue doesn't taste good!" Neville shrieked, "Let's see how u like it!" and Harry got a faceful of glue. Soon, they immersed in a Mega-Glue War.
An hour later, when both boys were very gluey, Cho said, "Tea anyone?"
"Uh... no." Harry and Neville said.
Cho started to cry. But then N*SYNC came wandering into the woods and drank Cho's tea and they all dropped dead and THE PEOPLE CHEERED! Cho cried even harder.
"It's not fair!!" Cho cried.
Harry and Neville ignored her wails.
"So, Neville, what are you doing out here?" Harry asked.
"Well, I was chopping down that tree when this strange fat kid threw a bucket of water on me." Neville answered.
"Well, that's not nice."
"I know! He did it just cause I don't have a heart!"
"Well, maybe the wizards can give you one!"
"Really?"
"Yeah. Cho get up. We're going to the wizards."
"Yippee!" Cho shouted as she jumped off the ground. "I'm going to get a brain! I'm going to get a brain!"
The three of them skipped, well, tripped, down the yellow brick road with Hedwig leading the way.
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The forest got super dark and super scary. The three people held on to each other tightly, afraid of what may be in the forest.
"It sure is scary..." Cho said.
"I wonder what could be in the forest..." Harry said.
This part is boring so we'll fast forward to the good part. The scene sped up till....
"Dragons, screwties, and acromantulas.... OH MY! Dragons, screwties, and acromantulas.... OH MY! Dragons, screwties, and acromantulas.... OH MY! Dra-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the group (including Hedwig) shouted.
A lion jumped out of the woods and stopped in its tracks when it saw the group of "people".
"HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a...a.... POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And....a.... a.... STUPID THING AND SOMEONE MADE OUT OF TIN AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" The lion screamed. "DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Professor Snape?" Harry asked before getting hit upside the head with a copy of the Scarlet Letter.
"HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL SNA-- oh wait...that's me..." he broke off looking confused.
"KITTY!" Cho shouted. She ran towards the Snape lion to try and pet it but Snape ran behind a tree to hide.
"That's a very mean lion," Neville observed.
"This is great! Snape's afraid of everything!" Harry said before being pummeled by a swarm of Scarlet Letter books. God only knows where they keep coming from...
"What's that?" Neville asked. He was referring to a small voice shouting, "SPUUUUUUUUUURET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sounds like Hermione," Harry said.
Sure enough, Hermione came walking down the yellow brick road with a box.
"Hermione, what's in the box?" Harry asked.
"Hey! I'm in a club called S.P.U.R.E.T. and that stands for Society for the Protection of Uncontrollable Really Evil Teachers, wanna join? I got badges!" Hermione opened the box to show a bunch of badges.
At that moment, Ron came running out of the woods.
"You don't want to join her stupid club! Join the Society Against Really Evil Teachers! It's way better!" Ron said.
"SHINEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Cho looking at the badges Hermione was holding. "I'LL JOIN!!!!!!"
She reached into the box and grabbed out a large handful of at least 20 or 25 badges and pinned them all over her clothes and even her skin, which is made of straw, but for some reason it still hurt.
"Wait, who are you trying to protect?" Harry asked.
"The evil teachers! There's Mrs. Klein (ChosMurderer's science teacher), Mrs. Ellenbecker (Faith's algebra teacher), Mr. LaVine (a really evil sub teacher at Faith's school), and Mrs. Howard! (ChosMurderer's 4th grade teacher)" Hermione explained.
"Why would you want to protect those losers? Join S.A.R.E.T. and help rid the world of really evil teachers and protect the students! They're the ones who really need the help!" Ron said holding out S.A.R.E.T. badges.
Cho, in awe of the shineyness of those badges too, grabbed them too after exclaiming, "I WANNA JOIN!" She stuck those badges on too and danced around so happy about having the shiney badges.
Then she realized that it hurt real bad and started screaming out 'Ouch!' partly because of the shiney pins and partly because she just walked into a tree that she thought was a giant band-aid. Then she cried.... A LOT.
She cried so much that a river started to flow.
"God damn it woman! You ruined my shoes!" Harry yelled.
And then they ran into some little cookies that said 'EAT ME' so Cho ate them and she got fatter and fatter and fatter............... Till she was too fat to even fit on the path. Harry and the rest of the gang started to run for their lives afraid that she might squash them. Then Cho turned into a giant blueberry and the Oompa-Loompas had to take her away to un-blueberryize her. But fortunately, the Oompa-Loompas couldn't un-blueberryize her so Cho remained a giant blueberry forever and spent the rest of her life attached to a blueberry bush. But then miraculously, a cowardly, slimy-haired lion came by and picked her to eat, and she ran away to kill the Oompa-Loompas who couldn't unblueberryize her. Then everybody cheered and continued down the yellow brick road.
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