Title: Reactions
Author: Silhouette
Genre: Humour, YAOI
Ratings: PG-13
Pairings: -NA-
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk doesn't belong to me though I sure hell won't mind gift-wrapping Rukawa up and send him to myself.
Synopsis: How do the SD boys react to different subject matter? Read to find out!
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Chapter 7 – SD Girls
[Author's note: I didn't realize that I had actually left this fic on the shelf for such a long time until Emerald Space 2 reminded me. ^__^ And thank you, ES2-san, you gave me just the spark to write this new chapter! ^___^]
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Part 2: Ayako (Shohoku boys and one Ryonan porcupine)
Sakuragi: T___T I don't want to say anything yet.
Eddie: Why?
Sakuragi: Can somebody burn Ayako's paper fans first, before I say anything.
Eddie: Eh…
Miyagi: How dare you say that?!!? *Whack*Whack*
Sakuragi: T____T Can somebody lock up that rabid muffin-head…
Miyagi: Temee!!! *Fights to get at Sakuragi* How dare you speak about Aya-chan like this?!!? Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
Mitsui: Whaha, what a WWF show, let's get our popcorn and coca cola and watch, Min-kun.
Kogure: ^^;;
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Far away in a remote female lavatory Ayako sneezed.
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Akagi: Ayako? She's responsible, trustworthy, and candid…
Eddie: …zzz…
Akagi: Oy, are you listening?
Eddie: …huh…?
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Ayako sneezed twice.
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Kogure: *Nod*Nod* Ayako-san is nice, and she's a very good manager-ess.
Eddie: * Starry-eyed* Megane-kun, you are so sweet, you say the nicest things about people.
Kogure: ^^;; Aah, really?
Mitsui: Now you Eddie, you just get lost and stop trying to suck up to my Min-kun.
Eddie: -_____-;; The point here is not Megane-kun, the main point is Ayako.
Mitsui: Ayako? [Image of a humongous Paper fan wham down] *Shudders* Ugh.
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In a certain classroom, Ayako blew her nose very hard. "I think I better see a doctor today."
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Sendoh: ^^;; You are not going to put me at the last again are you, Eddie?
Eddie: Yes, unfortunately, you are already the last.
Sendoh: T___T Not again.
Eddie: Hm…actually, you have a chance.
Sendoh: Really?!
Eddie: There's only Rukawa and Miyagi left.
Sendoh: I'll go!!
Rukawa: … /Aho, you dare make me last?/
Sendoh: …uh…we'll let Kaede go before me. ^^;; /I don't want to see the guestroom ever again./
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Rukawa: Onee-san's best friend. *Sigh*
Eddie: Poor you.
Rukawa: [Nod]
Ru, Ka, and Wa: Rukawa-kun!!!!!!!! You! Woman!
Eddie: *Yawns* You mean you aren't women?
Ru, Ka, and Wa: Shut up~! How dare you make Rukawa-kun waste his energy on so many words?
Eddie: There are no bounds to stupidity.
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Ayako: Darn it, [sneeze] the air pol[Sneeze]lution must be really bad, why did I sneeze [sneeze] so many times today? [sneeze][sneeze]
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Sendoh: [Clears throat] /It is finally my turn. Let me see, Ayako is smart, pretty and her figure's hot. /
Miyagi: Noooo! Ed-san, I must prove my love for Aya-chan here! Aya-chan! I love you!! I will always love you and worship you and…
Eddie: Poor Sendoh.
Sendoh: Huh?
Eddie: You are last again.
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T____T "Ati-shoo!! …ugh"
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