The Wizards of Oz!
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When they woke up, they found themselves in a secret lair. Which was actually a cage at the Zoo of Oz. And in the Zoo of Oz, they were in a cage with a polka-dotted penguin.
"Hello," the penguin said. "This is my secret lair."
"Shiney!" Cho said, pointing at the cage bars.
"Why are we here?" Harry asked.
"You are here for one of my experiments," the penguin replied.
"Experiments?!?!?!" Snape cried.
"No need to worry, I'm just going to need a very large blueberry and some lion teeth for my experiment."
"Yay! We aren't a part of it!" Harry, Neville, and Cho cried.
"Cho," Harry said. "You are a giant blueberry."
"And....?" Cho said. "He needed a giant Blueharry not a blueberry, don't you see?"
"Take her!" Neville and Harry cried.
"Look there they are!" a person said as they passed by the bars of the cage.
"Something seems.... missing," the penguin muttered to himself as the people passed, laughing.
"A poka-dotted penguin." Neville said.
"Nope.... nope..." the penguin said starting to pace.
"Harry Potter." Neville suggested.
"Nah....too predictable." the penguin replied.
"I know! The heart of a tin man!" Harry said to get revenge at Neville for saying him.
"But I don't have a heart!" Cho said.
"You are a blueberry, Cho." Harry said.
"Yea, and he wanted a giant blueberry!"
"I'm a tin man!" Neville said.
"Okay, I'm going to need your heart," the penguin said.
"I don't have one." Neville said sadly.
"How can you NOT have a heart?!" the penguin roared. "Grrr.... I can't use you now."
"But I want to be in the speriment!" Neville cried.
"But I can't do the experiment now!" the polka-dotted penguin said, starting to cry. Then the lion started to cry because he was scared and Harry started to cry because he was freaked out and Cho started to cry because everybody else was crying and she didn't want to feel left out. Neville rusted. Cho got soggy. Harry ruined his shoes. And the penguin lost his poka-dots. The poor penguin. The Zoo visitors cried for the penguin. And Harry lost his...his...his...um...something.
And the salt from their tears got in the lock of their cage and everybody escaped except for Snape because he was too scared to come out of the cage.
"SNAPE! Get out here!" Harry yelled.
"But it's scary...." Snape whimpered.
"That penguin will eat you if you don't get out here." Harry lied.
"But the penguin's out there!"
"Get back in the cage you stupid penguin!"
"But why? I hate it in that stupid zoo! This is my one chance for escape!" the penguin said.
"Fine." Harry said.
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When they woke up, they found themselves in a secret lair. Which was actually a cage at the Zoo of Oz. And in the Zoo of Oz, they were in a cage with a polka-dotted penguin.
"Hello," the penguin said. "This is my secret lair."
"Shiney!" Cho said, pointing at the cage bars.
"Why are we here?" Harry asked.
"You are here for one of my experiments," the penguin replied.
"Experiments?!?!?!" Snape cried.
"No need to worry, I'm just going to need a very large blueberry and some lion teeth for my experiment."
"Yay! We aren't a part of it!" Harry, Neville, and Cho cried.
"Cho," Harry said. "You are a giant blueberry."
"And....?" Cho said. "He needed a giant Blueharry not a blueberry, don't you see?"
"Take her!" Neville and Harry cried.
"Look there they are!" a person said as they passed by the bars of the cage.
"Something seems.... missing," the penguin muttered to himself as the people passed, laughing.
"A poka-dotted penguin." Neville said.
"Nope.... nope..." the penguin said starting to pace.
"Harry Potter." Neville suggested.
"Nah....too predictable." the penguin replied.
"I know! The heart of a tin man!" Harry said to get revenge at Neville for saying him.
"But I don't have a heart!" Cho said.
"You are a blueberry, Cho." Harry said.
"Yea, and he wanted a giant blueberry!"
"I'm a tin man!" Neville said.
"Okay, I'm going to need your heart," the penguin said.
"I don't have one." Neville said sadly.
"How can you NOT have a heart?!" the penguin roared. "Grrr.... I can't use you now."
"But I want to be in the speriment!" Neville cried.
"But I can't do the experiment now!" the polka-dotted penguin said, starting to cry. Then the lion started to cry because he was scared and Harry started to cry because he was freaked out and Cho started to cry because everybody else was crying and she didn't want to feel left out. Neville rusted. Cho got soggy. Harry ruined his shoes. And the penguin lost his poka-dots. The poor penguin. The Zoo visitors cried for the penguin. And Harry lost his...his...his...um...something.
And the salt from their tears got in the lock of their cage and everybody escaped except for Snape because he was too scared to come out of the cage.
"SNAPE! Get out here!" Harry yelled.
"But it's scary...." Snape whimpered.
"That penguin will eat you if you don't get out here." Harry lied.
"But the penguin's out there!"
"Get back in the cage you stupid penguin!"
"But why? I hate it in that stupid zoo! This is my one chance for escape!" the penguin said.
"Fine." Harry said.
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