The Wizards of Oz!
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The group, including Snape, escaped from the Zoo and became fugitives. -dun dun DUN!-
As they ran from the law, they tried to find the yellow brick road. They saw no sign of if and took the nearest road, which happened to be the blue brick road. They traveled down that for a while then they turned down the red brick road. Then the green brick road, and then the orange brick road, and then the white brick road, then the black brick road, then the teal brick road, and then the pink brick road, and then the poka-dot brick road, then the plaid brick road, then the checkered brick road, and then the rainbow brick road, and then the yellow brick road, and then the purple brick road, and found them selves back on the blue brick road again. They repeated this path another 7,845 times before actually staying on the yellow brick road.
"Lucky I saved some of the shineys to eat!" Cho said.
"Okay," Neville said brightly. "Which way to the wiz?"
"We just follow the yellow brick road." Harry said.
"But which way? Up that way or down that way?"
"How am I supposed to know?! I've never been to the Wizards' place!"
"Let's try up that way," Dumbledore said.
"Nah..... let's go down that way!" McGonagal said, bouncing up and down.
"Where the heck did you come from?" the Penguin asked.
"Where did you come from?" Beth's mother said.
"Mom, stay out of my fic!" Beth (ChosMurderer's fake identity) screamed.
"How about..." started a purple apple.
"Why not...." started a red grape.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cho screamed. Everybody did.
"Follow the bouncing ball!" an annoying announcer guy said. Everyone listened to him and followed the bouncing ball. The ball bounced down the hill and everybody chased it into the forest.
"Let's go up," Neville said.
"Mmmkay." the rest of the group said.
And they headed upward into a jungly-like place.
"It's hot as heck in here!" the penguin said loosening his scarf.
"I don't like this place..." Snape said.
The threesome of Cho, Harry, and Neville linked arms again and said, "dragons and whatevers and acromantulas, OH MY!"
"What's a whatever?" the penguin asked.
"Well, you don't expect me to remember everything!" Cho shouted.
"Well anyway, that part was in the forest, not the jungle." the penguin said matter-of-factly.
"Wanna bet?" Cho asked.
"Look in the script!" the penguin said. So Cho looked in the script and found everything that they just said.
"Damn, the penguin's right." Cho said throwing the script down.
"Oh! Cho said a bad word!" Snape said.
"Potty-mouth!" the penguin said.
"Let's wash her mouth out with soap!" Neville said.
"FOAM-BLASTER SOAP!" Snape said.
"Anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap!" the penguin said.
"Blue anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap!" Neville said.
"Blue anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap with extra foaming action!" Snape said.
"Blue anti-bac--" Neville started, but Harry interrupted,
"Let's just wash the damn blueberry's mouth out!"
"HARRY SAID A BAD WORD!" Snape said, dancing around now.
"Time to wash his mouth out with blueberry-scented blue anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap with extra foaming action!" the penguin said.
"And hers," Neville reminded them.
Neville, Snape, and the penguin pulled out bottles of blueberry-scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam-blaster soap with extra foaming action and sprayed Harry and Cho. It was the tin man who first realized that they had no water to rinse it with.
"We have no water to rinse this with!" the tin man said.
"Hmmmmmmmmm," said the penguin. "That could propose a problem."
"Hey!" Cho screeched. "There's a well!"
Everybody looked over and, shocked, they saw a well.
"She...she...she...." Harry said.
"I don't.... believe...it," Neville said.
"It... can't be..." Snape growled.
"SHE SAID SOMETHING USEFUL!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" some one in the audience screamed.
The rest of the theater said "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Meanwhile, on stage, they all took the audience member's advice and ran the other way. They circled the globe and reached the well on the other side. There, they found the edge of the earth and fell off. They jumped back on it and found themselves standing by a well next to a rotting scarecrow.
"It's a well!"
"Let's get some water to rinse off the soap!"
"Good idea!"
"Hey, I think that's Cho!"
"Cho, Cho! Wake up! Oh dear, oh dear! Someone has to perform.... C-P-R!"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!" they all said.
"Well, someone has to do it!"
Just then, a group of EMTs came running over with all their equipment.
"Hey," one of the EMTs said, "she doesn't have a brain. She should be dead."
The other two EMTs shrugged, and they picked up all their equipment and started to leave.
"Wait!" the other EMT said.
"What?" the other two EMTs said.
"She's so beautiful!" the first EMT said.
"Eeeewwwwwwww," everybody else said, including Cho. The penguin then bashed the EMT's head in with a pillow.
"What did you do that for?" the EMT asked.
"SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!"
Then NSYNC came in singing "Girlfriend". Every one screamed and ran.
"Hey," Snape said, "we already killed you!"
"Hey.... that's right!" The rest said.
"Oh," Justin said, before the entire band dropped dead.
Meanwhile....
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The group, including Snape, escaped from the Zoo and became fugitives. -dun dun DUN!-
As they ran from the law, they tried to find the yellow brick road. They saw no sign of if and took the nearest road, which happened to be the blue brick road. They traveled down that for a while then they turned down the red brick road. Then the green brick road, and then the orange brick road, and then the white brick road, then the black brick road, then the teal brick road, and then the pink brick road, and then the poka-dot brick road, then the plaid brick road, then the checkered brick road, and then the rainbow brick road, and then the yellow brick road, and then the purple brick road, and found them selves back on the blue brick road again. They repeated this path another 7,845 times before actually staying on the yellow brick road.
"Lucky I saved some of the shineys to eat!" Cho said.
"Okay," Neville said brightly. "Which way to the wiz?"
"We just follow the yellow brick road." Harry said.
"But which way? Up that way or down that way?"
"How am I supposed to know?! I've never been to the Wizards' place!"
"Let's try up that way," Dumbledore said.
"Nah..... let's go down that way!" McGonagal said, bouncing up and down.
"Where the heck did you come from?" the Penguin asked.
"Where did you come from?" Beth's mother said.
"Mom, stay out of my fic!" Beth (ChosMurderer's fake identity) screamed.
"How about..." started a purple apple.
"Why not...." started a red grape.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cho screamed. Everybody did.
"Follow the bouncing ball!" an annoying announcer guy said. Everyone listened to him and followed the bouncing ball. The ball bounced down the hill and everybody chased it into the forest.
"Let's go up," Neville said.
"Mmmkay." the rest of the group said.
And they headed upward into a jungly-like place.
"It's hot as heck in here!" the penguin said loosening his scarf.
"I don't like this place..." Snape said.
The threesome of Cho, Harry, and Neville linked arms again and said, "dragons and whatevers and acromantulas, OH MY!"
"What's a whatever?" the penguin asked.
"Well, you don't expect me to remember everything!" Cho shouted.
"Well anyway, that part was in the forest, not the jungle." the penguin said matter-of-factly.
"Wanna bet?" Cho asked.
"Look in the script!" the penguin said. So Cho looked in the script and found everything that they just said.
"Damn, the penguin's right." Cho said throwing the script down.
"Oh! Cho said a bad word!" Snape said.
"Potty-mouth!" the penguin said.
"Let's wash her mouth out with soap!" Neville said.
"FOAM-BLASTER SOAP!" Snape said.
"Anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap!" the penguin said.
"Blue anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap!" Neville said.
"Blue anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap with extra foaming action!" Snape said.
"Blue anti-bac--" Neville started, but Harry interrupted,
"Let's just wash the damn blueberry's mouth out!"
"HARRY SAID A BAD WORD!" Snape said, dancing around now.
"Time to wash his mouth out with blueberry-scented blue anti-bacterial foam-blaster soap with extra foaming action!" the penguin said.
"And hers," Neville reminded them.
Neville, Snape, and the penguin pulled out bottles of blueberry-scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam-blaster soap with extra foaming action and sprayed Harry and Cho. It was the tin man who first realized that they had no water to rinse it with.
"We have no water to rinse this with!" the tin man said.
"Hmmmmmmmmm," said the penguin. "That could propose a problem."
"Hey!" Cho screeched. "There's a well!"
Everybody looked over and, shocked, they saw a well.
"She...she...she...." Harry said.
"I don't.... believe...it," Neville said.
"It... can't be..." Snape growled.
"SHE SAID SOMETHING USEFUL!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" some one in the audience screamed.
The rest of the theater said "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Meanwhile, on stage, they all took the audience member's advice and ran the other way. They circled the globe and reached the well on the other side. There, they found the edge of the earth and fell off. They jumped back on it and found themselves standing by a well next to a rotting scarecrow.
"It's a well!"
"Let's get some water to rinse off the soap!"
"Good idea!"
"Hey, I think that's Cho!"
"Cho, Cho! Wake up! Oh dear, oh dear! Someone has to perform.... C-P-R!"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!" they all said.
"Well, someone has to do it!"
Just then, a group of EMTs came running over with all their equipment.
"Hey," one of the EMTs said, "she doesn't have a brain. She should be dead."
The other two EMTs shrugged, and they picked up all their equipment and started to leave.
"Wait!" the other EMT said.
"What?" the other two EMTs said.
"She's so beautiful!" the first EMT said.
"Eeeewwwwwwww," everybody else said, including Cho. The penguin then bashed the EMT's head in with a pillow.
"What did you do that for?" the EMT asked.
"SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!"
Then NSYNC came in singing "Girlfriend". Every one screamed and ran.
"Hey," Snape said, "we already killed you!"
"Hey.... that's right!" The rest said.
"Oh," Justin said, before the entire band dropped dead.
Meanwhile....
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