If you don't know the title of this story, you should be taken out and shot.
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Penguin and that one EMT were in a huge fight! And penguin was loosing! Penguin threw a punch and hit the EMT in the knee.
"DAMN IT!" the EMT shouted.
Everyone gasped. Penguin turned red with anger.
"YOU SWORE!" penguin bellowed. Penguin pulled out his blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and said, "No one swears in front of me and gets a way with it!"
"No! Anything but the soap! ANYTHING BUT THE SOAP!" the EMT shouted.
The penguin sprayed the foam blaster soap at the EMT...
"I'm melting! I'm melting!" AND THE EMT MELTED! -dun dun DUN!-
"Hey," Harry said, "doesn't that happen at the end?"
"Who cares?" the penguin said. "The guy swore on THIS page of the story, so he gets melted on THIS page!"
"But what about Dudley?" Cho asked.
"Shut up, Cho! You'll ruin the ending!"
A scarlet letter book hit Harry in the back of the head for his stupidity.
"Ow!" Harry said.
"Hey everybody," Snape said, "where's the tin man?"
"Neville? NEVILLE?!?!?!?!?!" everyone shouted.
"I'm right here, b---...idiot!" Neville said.
"Hey, there's Emerald City!" Cho said.
"Cho, that's Sapphire City. See how it's blue?" the penguin explained in a lovey-dovey voice.
"Oh... Look! There it is!" Cho exclaimed.
"Cho, that's the Scarlet Letter city!" Harry said.
"Ooooh! I see it!" Cho squealed.
"Cho, that's Emerald City," Neville said.
"So we're there!" Cho squawked.
"No, we're not there, we're going to Emerald City," Snape said.
"And that's Emerald City," Cho explained.
Suddenly, screams erupted from everywhere.
"DID THE AUTHOR USE 'CHO' AND 'EXPLAINED' IN THE SAME SENTENCE?" Cath's older sister screamed.
"THEY DID!" Faith's little sister shouted.
"BACK OFF! THIS IS OUR STORY!" Faith shouted.
"Shhhhhh!" the rest of the world said.
"Now, let's be reasonable," Bill Clinton said. "If they used those two words in the same sentence, they must have had a purpose!"
"Clinton's on their side!" someone screamed.
"Why don't you guys gang up on him and we finish our story?" Cath said.
"Sounds good to me," the manufacturer of blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action said.
"My hero..." Penguin said.
"What about me?!?" Cho screamed.
"Who cares about you? Did you ever make blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action?" penguin asked.
"I made blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside!" Cho said.
"That's just stupid." Penguin said.
"Well I made blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside AND sparkles!" the manufacturer said.
"Really?!" Penguin asked.
"Well I made blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside!" Cho screeched.
"Yeah," the manufacturer said, "it's only $1.99 at the nearest CVS."
"DUUUUUDE!" penguin shouted.
"We have a CVS down in Emerald City!" a CVS guy said.
"What are we waiting for?" Penguin asked.
The group of wizard-seekers ran off towards the CVS in Emerald City.
"Um..." Harry said, "what about the rioters?"
"What about them?" Snape asked. "We're on THIS side of the computer, we can't hear them!"
"I have an idea!" Neville said and everybody shut up and listened to him. "Why don't you riot after the story? I mean, that's why the review thing is at the end of the story!"
"Ok," everybody said and sat down to enjoy the rest of the story.
"CVS, here I come!" Penguin said.
They started walking toward the city.
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Penguin and that one EMT were in a huge fight! And penguin was loosing! Penguin threw a punch and hit the EMT in the knee.
"DAMN IT!" the EMT shouted.
Everyone gasped. Penguin turned red with anger.
"YOU SWORE!" penguin bellowed. Penguin pulled out his blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and said, "No one swears in front of me and gets a way with it!"
"No! Anything but the soap! ANYTHING BUT THE SOAP!" the EMT shouted.
The penguin sprayed the foam blaster soap at the EMT...
"I'm melting! I'm melting!" AND THE EMT MELTED! -dun dun DUN!-
"Hey," Harry said, "doesn't that happen at the end?"
"Who cares?" the penguin said. "The guy swore on THIS page of the story, so he gets melted on THIS page!"
"But what about Dudley?" Cho asked.
"Shut up, Cho! You'll ruin the ending!"
A scarlet letter book hit Harry in the back of the head for his stupidity.
"Ow!" Harry said.
"Hey everybody," Snape said, "where's the tin man?"
"Neville? NEVILLE?!?!?!?!?!" everyone shouted.
"I'm right here, b---...idiot!" Neville said.
"Hey, there's Emerald City!" Cho said.
"Cho, that's Sapphire City. See how it's blue?" the penguin explained in a lovey-dovey voice.
"Oh... Look! There it is!" Cho exclaimed.
"Cho, that's the Scarlet Letter city!" Harry said.
"Ooooh! I see it!" Cho squealed.
"Cho, that's Emerald City," Neville said.
"So we're there!" Cho squawked.
"No, we're not there, we're going to Emerald City," Snape said.
"And that's Emerald City," Cho explained.
Suddenly, screams erupted from everywhere.
"DID THE AUTHOR USE 'CHO' AND 'EXPLAINED' IN THE SAME SENTENCE?" Cath's older sister screamed.
"THEY DID!" Faith's little sister shouted.
"BACK OFF! THIS IS OUR STORY!" Faith shouted.
"Shhhhhh!" the rest of the world said.
"Now, let's be reasonable," Bill Clinton said. "If they used those two words in the same sentence, they must have had a purpose!"
"Clinton's on their side!" someone screamed.
"Why don't you guys gang up on him and we finish our story?" Cath said.
"Sounds good to me," the manufacturer of blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action said.
"My hero..." Penguin said.
"What about me?!?" Cho screamed.
"Who cares about you? Did you ever make blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action?" penguin asked.
"I made blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside!" Cho said.
"That's just stupid." Penguin said.
"Well I made blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside AND sparkles!" the manufacturer said.
"Really?!" Penguin asked.
"Well I made blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside!" Cho screeched.
"Yeah," the manufacturer said, "it's only $1.99 at the nearest CVS."
"DUUUUUDE!" penguin shouted.
"We have a CVS down in Emerald City!" a CVS guy said.
"What are we waiting for?" Penguin asked.
The group of wizard-seekers ran off towards the CVS in Emerald City.
"Um..." Harry said, "what about the rioters?"
"What about them?" Snape asked. "We're on THIS side of the computer, we can't hear them!"
"I have an idea!" Neville said and everybody shut up and listened to him. "Why don't you riot after the story? I mean, that's why the review thing is at the end of the story!"
"Ok," everybody said and sat down to enjoy the rest of the story.
"CVS, here I come!" Penguin said.
They started walking toward the city.
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