Three guesses to what the title is!
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When they reached then city limits they realized they couldn't get in! An army of Kraft Cheese and Mac was guarding the city!
We can't get in! There's an army of Kraft Cheese and Mac guarding the city!" Cho exclaimed.
"Duh, the author just said that," Penguin said.
"Password!" the general box of Kraft Mac and Cheese said.
"How many letters?" Harry asked.
"Four," he replied.
"What's the clue?" Snape said. "You know, crossword puzzles always have clues. It just wouldn't be fair."
"Okay," the general said. "You're clue is damn."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Penguin said and whipped out his blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial foam blaster SOAP with extra foaming action.
"Hey," Neville said, "the password is SOAP!"
"Come on Penguin! We're going in!" Harry shouted.
"Oki," penguin said, but not before completely foaming the mac and cheese. The mac and cheese melted.
"That's the second thing you've melted today!" Cho remarked.
"Are you sure that's soap and not acid?" Neville asked.
"I wouldn't know," penguin said sadly, "I ran out!"
Everyone gasped...again. -dun dun DUN!-
"HEY SOUND EFFECTS GUY! A lil late there!" penguin shouted.
"We'll get some at CVS," Harry said.
The searchers-of-the-wizards ran in to the Emerald City and to the nearest CVS.
"Excuse me," penguin asked the nearest CVS shopper, "where is the soap?"
"Over in aisle six," she replied.
"Hey," Cho said, "wasn't that George Bush?"
"No, no, no, Cho, that was J.R. Murray!" Harry said.
"Who?" everybody else asked.
"George Bush," Cho said, "wrote the Harry Potter books!"
"No he didn't!" the rest shouted.
"How do you know?" Cho retorted.
While everybody thought about that for a while, penguin came back w/ the soap...or at least, he tried 2.
"Aaaaaaaaaaah!" Harry heard penguin scream.
"What is it, penguin?" Harry asked.
"Th....th...the...they...they...on...they onl...they only.........have.........LIME SCENTED!!!!!!!!!!!" penguin said. (Poor penguin! We can't always be nice to him)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! They can't be out of Blueberry!" a random shopper shouted.
"Wait," Snape said, "look in the sky!"
"It's a bird!" random dude said.
"It's a plane!" George Bush screamed.
"It's...no, it's definitely a bird." the random dude said again.
"But its not just any bird," Cho said, "it's SUPERBIRD!"
"What kind of a name is Superbird?" Harry asked.
"It's a pirdy name," Neville said.
"Oh, that's ridiculous," penguin said, "stupid stuff like that only happens in three places: the movies, Broadway, and fanfiction.net"
"Well, then, this is all a dream." Snape said.
"But this doesn't happen in dreams!" penguin insisted. "Only in the three places that I mentioned in my last line."
"What was that?" Snape asked.
"Oh, read the script," penguin said.
"Sorry, can I borrow yours? I lost mine." Snape asked.
"How can you lose the script?!" Penguin shouted.
"I think I lost it when we fell of the edge of the earth."
"Ooooooooooh," penguin said.
"Maybe Superbird has another copy," Snape said.
"And some blueberry scented soap!" Cho reminded them.
"Not just any blueberry soap, but blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside AND sparkles," penguin pointed out.
Snape and Penguin walked over to Superbird.
"I am STUPERBIRD!" Superbird announced.
"Excuse me, Superbird? You wouldn't happen to have an extra copy of the script would you?" Snape asked.
"I am STUPERBIRD!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAhaHA! I wa...oh, sorry, no, I don't, I think I left it in my goody twin's lair. I am Stuperbird, Superbird's evil twin brother and he is my goody twin brother."
"Then why are you here?" George Bush asked.
"I was going to rob CVS, but..." Stuperbird said.
"But what?" penguin asked.
"But...but...but I had to go to the bathroom! Now you all think that I'm Superbird and all I wanted to do was go to the bathroom and then rob the store and... I wasn't going to do anything wrong!" Stuperbird cried. He started sobbing up a river, literally.
"Aw it's ok birdie!" Cho said.
Everybody in the CVS felt sorry for Stuperbird because we was a nice guy, really, and all he wanted to do was rob CVS after going to the bathroom, so the guy behind the counter proposed a deal for Stuperbird.
"How about, if you stop crying, I'll give you all of the money in this register?" he asked.
"Really?" Stuperbird asked, his tears slowing.
"Sure," he said.
"But what about all of the tears?" the random dude shouted.
"We'll just pull the drain in the back," the guy said.
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When they reached then city limits they realized they couldn't get in! An army of Kraft Cheese and Mac was guarding the city!
We can't get in! There's an army of Kraft Cheese and Mac guarding the city!" Cho exclaimed.
"Duh, the author just said that," Penguin said.
"Password!" the general box of Kraft Mac and Cheese said.
"How many letters?" Harry asked.
"Four," he replied.
"What's the clue?" Snape said. "You know, crossword puzzles always have clues. It just wouldn't be fair."
"Okay," the general said. "You're clue is damn."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Penguin said and whipped out his blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial foam blaster SOAP with extra foaming action.
"Hey," Neville said, "the password is SOAP!"
"Come on Penguin! We're going in!" Harry shouted.
"Oki," penguin said, but not before completely foaming the mac and cheese. The mac and cheese melted.
"That's the second thing you've melted today!" Cho remarked.
"Are you sure that's soap and not acid?" Neville asked.
"I wouldn't know," penguin said sadly, "I ran out!"
Everyone gasped...again. -dun dun DUN!-
"HEY SOUND EFFECTS GUY! A lil late there!" penguin shouted.
"We'll get some at CVS," Harry said.
The searchers-of-the-wizards ran in to the Emerald City and to the nearest CVS.
"Excuse me," penguin asked the nearest CVS shopper, "where is the soap?"
"Over in aisle six," she replied.
"Hey," Cho said, "wasn't that George Bush?"
"No, no, no, Cho, that was J.R. Murray!" Harry said.
"Who?" everybody else asked.
"George Bush," Cho said, "wrote the Harry Potter books!"
"No he didn't!" the rest shouted.
"How do you know?" Cho retorted.
While everybody thought about that for a while, penguin came back w/ the soap...or at least, he tried 2.
"Aaaaaaaaaaah!" Harry heard penguin scream.
"What is it, penguin?" Harry asked.
"Th....th...the...they...they...on...they onl...they only.........have.........LIME SCENTED!!!!!!!!!!!" penguin said. (Poor penguin! We can't always be nice to him)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! They can't be out of Blueberry!" a random shopper shouted.
"Wait," Snape said, "look in the sky!"
"It's a bird!" random dude said.
"It's a plane!" George Bush screamed.
"It's...no, it's definitely a bird." the random dude said again.
"But its not just any bird," Cho said, "it's SUPERBIRD!"
"What kind of a name is Superbird?" Harry asked.
"It's a pirdy name," Neville said.
"Oh, that's ridiculous," penguin said, "stupid stuff like that only happens in three places: the movies, Broadway, and fanfiction.net"
"Well, then, this is all a dream." Snape said.
"But this doesn't happen in dreams!" penguin insisted. "Only in the three places that I mentioned in my last line."
"What was that?" Snape asked.
"Oh, read the script," penguin said.
"Sorry, can I borrow yours? I lost mine." Snape asked.
"How can you lose the script?!" Penguin shouted.
"I think I lost it when we fell of the edge of the earth."
"Ooooooooooh," penguin said.
"Maybe Superbird has another copy," Snape said.
"And some blueberry scented soap!" Cho reminded them.
"Not just any blueberry soap, but blueberry scented, blue, anti-bacterial, foam blaster soap with extra foaming action and little pink seahorses floating around inside AND sparkles," penguin pointed out.
Snape and Penguin walked over to Superbird.
"I am STUPERBIRD!" Superbird announced.
"Excuse me, Superbird? You wouldn't happen to have an extra copy of the script would you?" Snape asked.
"I am STUPERBIRD!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAhaHA! I wa...oh, sorry, no, I don't, I think I left it in my goody twin's lair. I am Stuperbird, Superbird's evil twin brother and he is my goody twin brother."
"Then why are you here?" George Bush asked.
"I was going to rob CVS, but..." Stuperbird said.
"But what?" penguin asked.
"But...but...but I had to go to the bathroom! Now you all think that I'm Superbird and all I wanted to do was go to the bathroom and then rob the store and... I wasn't going to do anything wrong!" Stuperbird cried. He started sobbing up a river, literally.
"Aw it's ok birdie!" Cho said.
Everybody in the CVS felt sorry for Stuperbird because we was a nice guy, really, and all he wanted to do was rob CVS after going to the bathroom, so the guy behind the counter proposed a deal for Stuperbird.
"How about, if you stop crying, I'll give you all of the money in this register?" he asked.
"Really?" Stuperbird asked, his tears slowing.
"Sure," he said.
"But what about all of the tears?" the random dude shouted.
"We'll just pull the drain in the back," the guy said.
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