So Young, So Innocent. Not Really.

Disclaimer: I dont own MGS or MGS 2. Neither do I own the world. But I will. One day.

[Welcome to Metal Gear Elementary.]

Snake: Why do they call this place Metal Gear Elementary...?


Meryl: *Shrugs, eats Skittles* ... *Offers Snake some* Skittle?

Snake: No thanks...

[Liquid is hanging out with his buddies, Vamp, Fortune, and Decoy Octopus.]

Liquid: Hey look at Mullet-Head!


Vamp: *smacks Liquid and runs away sobbing*

Liquid: O.o;

Fortune: You know..Vamp has a mullet too...*whispers to Liquid* He's very sensitive about it.

Liquid: Oh.


Octopus: *Is watching a mini-TV* hehe..

Fortune: Whatcha watching Octopus?


Octopus: Nothing! *turns off the TV, which was playing Barney and Friends* I will be back my big purple friend...


Fortune: *raises an eyebrow*


[Fox and Otacon meet up with Meryl and Snake]

Fox: David.


Snake: Frank.



Otacon: Meryl.


Meryl: Huh? What? Oh. Hi...erm...uh...*Fox whispers Hal to her* Hal!

Otacon: *mutters something about red-heads*

Fox: The proper term is blondes...we dont make fun of red-heads..


[Wolf walks past and winks at Otacon]


Fox: Hal...HAL! You're drooling.


[Otacon has drool all over his shirt]


Otacon: Pretty..green haired....Israeli...girl....*watches Wolf*


[Raiden walks up]




Fox: Hey, it's the blonde gay guy! I mean..Hi Raiden..


Snake: Sup Raiden?


Raiden: *looks up* The...ceiling...?

Snake: *Slaps forehead*


[The bell rings, and the kids rush into Mr. Campbell's class]

To be continued...

Will Raiden ever learn what sup means? Will Otacon score with Wolf? Will Meryl get off her addiction to Skittles?!

We will find out. In Chapter 2.

Please R&R.