Courage & The African Grasslands
Ma & Eustace are taking Courage on a trip to the African grasslands. Ma decides to go on the trip so she can find some new plants to make wigs with, for her company Growth Industries.Eustace takes the dog because Muriel convinces him to, and she wants him to bond with Courage.The story begins as they arrive in Africa in the airport lobby....
Ma: "Bah! What kind of a lobby is this! There's no snackbar!"
Eustace:" Hey stupid dog, where's my luggage?!"
Courage: says I don't know (in dog language)
Eustace: Oh, you stupid useless dog! Get away from me!
Ma: Shut up, stupid boy! Leave Courage alone! He's a good dog.
Eustace: "What are you sayin? He is an annoying stupid pain who is always gettin' in me' way!"
Ma: Enough! We have to find the bus to the grasslands before noon, and we only have 3 & 1/2 minutes left!
Ma,Eustace, and Courage run towards the bus that is parked outside of the airport.Then the bus driver asks them for their bus tickets...
Bus Driver: May I have your tickets please? Ma: Here you go Courage: Here it is Eustace: I don't have any dumb ticket! Bus Driver: I'm sorry sir but you need a ticket to ride on the bus. Ma: Find your ticket, stupid boy1 Eustace: I don't need no ticket! I lost it!
The bus driver shoves Eustace out of the bus and he falls backwards on to the sidewalk!The bus closes its door and drives away...
Eustace: Wait! Wait for me! Good for nothin' driver. Has to have his ticket! In my day you payed 5 cents!
Ma and Courage are riding on a bus...
Ma: Well it looks like its just you and me Courage!
Courage: Uh-huh
Ma: Its a good thing that my stupid boy's wife didn't come! She makes me sick to my stomach with all of her tea talk!
Doc Gerbil: Excuse Me! Can you try to keep it down. I'm trying to sleep and I....
Ma: Thats your problem, stupid rodent! Find another bus to take a nap on!
Doc Gerbil: Would you like to participate in my new science experiment?
Ma: No,I would just be wastin' my time!
Doc Gerbil: There is money involved...
Ma: Ok rodent, tell me what you want me to do.
Doc Gerbil: Just give me that sweet,little dog and you'll be a millionaire
Ma: Courage, Oh Courage! Come here you sweet little dog you!
Courage: No!
Courage grabs Doc Gerbil and runs to the back of the bus, he throws Doc into the bathroom and locks the door.He then sits back down with Ma...
Ma: I could of been rich Courage, Eustace was right for once! You are a stupid,useless, pain in the......
Courage's cell phone rings he answers it and its Muriel
Muriel: How is your trip going Courage, are you having a good time?
Courage (dog language talking)
Muriel: Oh, Oh I see...Well let me give that woman a piece of my mind!
Courage hands the phone to Ma...
Ma: What do you want stupid farmer's wife!
Muriel: Leave my Courage alone or I'll say something nasty!
Ma: Oh yeah! We'll you have a problem with eating1
Muriel: And you have a problem with hair!
Ma: You have a problem with being too nice!
Muriel: (yelling) You have a problem talking to people without getting in constant arguements or talking negative to them. Why don't you think about other people's feelings for once and just act friendly and nice!
Ma: (sobbing) Its true! Its true! I do have a problem!..(long pause) Leave me alone now! I'm gettin' tired of talking to you ! You give me a headache! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Ma hangs up....Courage calls her back...Muriel answers
Muriel: That woman makes me get so irritable sometimes! She makes me go crazy! I almost lost it didn't I?
Courage: Muriel, I want to go home!
Muriel: I must be gettin' back to my brownies now,I'll talk to you later. Have fun!
Muriel hangs up and the bus comes to a stop .Doc Gerbil kicks down the bathroom door and captures Courage and Ma.......
Ma & Eustace are taking Courage on a trip to the African grasslands. Ma decides to go on the trip so she can find some new plants to make wigs with, for her company Growth Industries.Eustace takes the dog because Muriel convinces him to, and she wants him to bond with Courage.The story begins as they arrive in Africa in the airport lobby....
Ma: "Bah! What kind of a lobby is this! There's no snackbar!"
Eustace:" Hey stupid dog, where's my luggage?!"
Courage: says I don't know (in dog language)
Eustace: Oh, you stupid useless dog! Get away from me!
Ma: Shut up, stupid boy! Leave Courage alone! He's a good dog.
Eustace: "What are you sayin? He is an annoying stupid pain who is always gettin' in me' way!"
Ma: Enough! We have to find the bus to the grasslands before noon, and we only have 3 & 1/2 minutes left!
Ma,Eustace, and Courage run towards the bus that is parked outside of the airport.Then the bus driver asks them for their bus tickets...
Bus Driver: May I have your tickets please? Ma: Here you go Courage: Here it is Eustace: I don't have any dumb ticket! Bus Driver: I'm sorry sir but you need a ticket to ride on the bus. Ma: Find your ticket, stupid boy1 Eustace: I don't need no ticket! I lost it!
The bus driver shoves Eustace out of the bus and he falls backwards on to the sidewalk!The bus closes its door and drives away...
Eustace: Wait! Wait for me! Good for nothin' driver. Has to have his ticket! In my day you payed 5 cents!
Ma and Courage are riding on a bus...
Ma: Well it looks like its just you and me Courage!
Courage: Uh-huh
Ma: Its a good thing that my stupid boy's wife didn't come! She makes me sick to my stomach with all of her tea talk!
Doc Gerbil: Excuse Me! Can you try to keep it down. I'm trying to sleep and I....
Ma: Thats your problem, stupid rodent! Find another bus to take a nap on!
Doc Gerbil: Would you like to participate in my new science experiment?
Ma: No,I would just be wastin' my time!
Doc Gerbil: There is money involved...
Ma: Ok rodent, tell me what you want me to do.
Doc Gerbil: Just give me that sweet,little dog and you'll be a millionaire
Ma: Courage, Oh Courage! Come here you sweet little dog you!
Courage: No!
Courage grabs Doc Gerbil and runs to the back of the bus, he throws Doc into the bathroom and locks the door.He then sits back down with Ma...
Ma: I could of been rich Courage, Eustace was right for once! You are a stupid,useless, pain in the......
Courage's cell phone rings he answers it and its Muriel
Muriel: How is your trip going Courage, are you having a good time?
Courage (dog language talking)
Muriel: Oh, Oh I see...Well let me give that woman a piece of my mind!
Courage hands the phone to Ma...
Ma: What do you want stupid farmer's wife!
Muriel: Leave my Courage alone or I'll say something nasty!
Ma: Oh yeah! We'll you have a problem with eating1
Muriel: And you have a problem with hair!
Ma: You have a problem with being too nice!
Muriel: (yelling) You have a problem talking to people without getting in constant arguements or talking negative to them. Why don't you think about other people's feelings for once and just act friendly and nice!
Ma: (sobbing) Its true! Its true! I do have a problem!..(long pause) Leave me alone now! I'm gettin' tired of talking to you ! You give me a headache! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Ma hangs up....Courage calls her back...Muriel answers
Muriel: That woman makes me get so irritable sometimes! She makes me go crazy! I almost lost it didn't I?
Courage: Muriel, I want to go home!
Muriel: I must be gettin' back to my brownies now,I'll talk to you later. Have fun!
Muriel hangs up and the bus comes to a stop .Doc Gerbil kicks down the bathroom door and captures Courage and Ma.......
