So Young. So Innocent. Not really.
Disclaimer: Warning. May contain nuts, and songs from Veggietales.
[Kids are in Mr. Campbell's class, squirming nervously]
Otacon: Okay, So I've got paper, pencils, pen, notebook...
Meryl: *stares blankly at the other girls, putting makeup on*
Liquid: *sings* Fifth day, in the 5th grade. Fifth day, in the fifth grade!
Vamp: *is talking to Snake about mullets* I mean, they're like,
the best hair style now!
Snake: Yeah...I guess...so..
[Mr. Campbell walks into the room]
Mr Campbell: Hello class.
Class: ...
Mr Campbell: *sighs* Sup homies?
Class: Hello Mr Campbell...*silence*
[Wolf's hand shoots up]
Mr Campbell: Yes?
Wolf: Well, I was wondering, if you were really mmm mmm good?
Mr Campbell: Well..Come to think of it...
Class: O.O
Mr Campbell: *Notices the kids' reactions and shuts up* Anyway. Today we'll be learning about guns.
Class: Yay!
Mr Campbell: *looks at lesson plan* Oh..Never mind..Multiplaction problems..
Liquid: With guns?
Mr Campbell: No. Multiplication. As in, math.
Class: Boo....
[Raiden runs screaming down the hall, chased by one of Wolf's wolves]
Class: *turns to Wolf*
Wolf: *Stops smirking* What...? He doesnt like Raiden.
Fox: *laughs* *whispers* Who does?
Otacon: That's mean, Fox...
Fox: Do I care?
Otacon: Probably not.
Fox: My point exactly.
Otacon: Did your family ever teach you right...?
Fox: I have no family.
Otacon: Oh really? Then how were you born?
Fox: I was adopted.
Otacon: Oh...
Fox: *cheers* I OUTSMARTED THE GENIUS.
Otacon: Then, who were your foster parents..?
Fox: -.-
[Mr. Campbell starts talking about multiplication while the others talk]
Liquid: *continues singing* 9th day, in the 9th grade, 9th day, in the 9th grade!!
Fortune: *messes with her hairas she gets into a argument with Wolf over who's pretty*
Wolf: You're black..and have blonde hair..That's scary..
Fortune: Atleast I dont have green hair!
Wolf: ...
Meryl: *starts eating Skittles again*
Snake: VAMP! SHUTUP ABOUT MULLETS! OKAY?!?!?!
Vamp: *looks hurt*
Liquid: 10th day, in the 10th grade. 10th day, in the 10th grade!
Otacon: *paying attention to Campbell*
Fox: *shoots paper balls, as one hits Campbell.....*
To be continued...
What will happen to Fox? Will Vamp shutup about mullets? Will Fortune and Wolf come to a conclusion? Will the class ever learn what 12 times 4 is?!? We will find out. In Chapter 3.
Disclaimer: Warning. May contain nuts, and songs from Veggietales.
[Kids are in Mr. Campbell's class, squirming nervously]
Otacon: Okay, So I've got paper, pencils, pen, notebook...
Meryl: *stares blankly at the other girls, putting makeup on*
Liquid: *sings* Fifth day, in the 5th grade. Fifth day, in the fifth grade!
Vamp: *is talking to Snake about mullets* I mean, they're like,
the best hair style now!
Snake: Yeah...I guess...so..
[Mr. Campbell walks into the room]
Mr Campbell: Hello class.
Class: ...
Mr Campbell: *sighs* Sup homies?
Class: Hello Mr Campbell...*silence*
[Wolf's hand shoots up]
Mr Campbell: Yes?
Wolf: Well, I was wondering, if you were really mmm mmm good?
Mr Campbell: Well..Come to think of it...
Class: O.O
Mr Campbell: *Notices the kids' reactions and shuts up* Anyway. Today we'll be learning about guns.
Class: Yay!
Mr Campbell: *looks at lesson plan* Oh..Never mind..Multiplaction problems..
Liquid: With guns?
Mr Campbell: No. Multiplication. As in, math.
Class: Boo....
[Raiden runs screaming down the hall, chased by one of Wolf's wolves]
Class: *turns to Wolf*
Wolf: *Stops smirking* What...? He doesnt like Raiden.
Fox: *laughs* *whispers* Who does?
Otacon: That's mean, Fox...
Fox: Do I care?
Otacon: Probably not.
Fox: My point exactly.
Otacon: Did your family ever teach you right...?
Fox: I have no family.
Otacon: Oh really? Then how were you born?
Fox: I was adopted.
Otacon: Oh...
Fox: *cheers* I OUTSMARTED THE GENIUS.
Otacon: Then, who were your foster parents..?
Fox: -.-
[Mr. Campbell starts talking about multiplication while the others talk]
Liquid: *continues singing* 9th day, in the 9th grade, 9th day, in the 9th grade!!
Fortune: *messes with her hairas she gets into a argument with Wolf over who's pretty*
Wolf: You're black..and have blonde hair..That's scary..
Fortune: Atleast I dont have green hair!
Wolf: ...
Meryl: *starts eating Skittles again*
Snake: VAMP! SHUTUP ABOUT MULLETS! OKAY?!?!?!
Vamp: *looks hurt*
Liquid: 10th day, in the 10th grade. 10th day, in the 10th grade!
Otacon: *paying attention to Campbell*
Fox: *shoots paper balls, as one hits Campbell.....*
To be continued...
What will happen to Fox? Will Vamp shutup about mullets? Will Fortune and Wolf come to a conclusion? Will the class ever learn what 12 times 4 is?!? We will find out. In Chapter 3.