Chapter 3: ...Love At First Bite
[Raiden finally quits screaming, though hasnt stopped rolling around on the floor holding his...let's not go there]
Raiden: Ow...
[Wolf's wolf barks]
Raiden: I swear..when I get up..dog..I'm going..to kill you..
[Wolf's wolf whines and curls up next to him]
Wolf: *runs up, kicks Raiden* GET AWAY FROM MY BABY! *hugs and pets and coos to the wolf* It's alright..no one's gonna hurt you..
Raiden: Hey lady, why do you have green hair?
Wolf: It runs in the family.
[Snake, Fox, and Otacon are sitting at a table eating lunch]
Fox: *looks over* Hey Otacon, Raiden's trying to hit on your girl
Otacon: Huh?
Fox: Genius..Raiden is hitting on Wolf.
Otacon: Oh...*few moments later* WHAT?!
[Otacon runs over and kicks Raiden]
Fox: *doubles over laughing*
Teacher: Oh My GOD! *Flips out* There's a wolf!
School: Duh...
Teacher: No, I mean a REAL WOLF!
Random Kid: Hey lady, SHUTUP!
[Mr. Campbell walks up to Snake and Fox's table]
Campbell: *holds up a paper ball, covered in blood* Did you throw this young man?
Fox: Yeah..What are you gonna do about it?
Campbell: I'm tenderheaded you idoit! You almost made me bleed to death! You get punish work!
Snake: Ha Ha.
Campbell: You too, Mullet, for being friends with him! *points to Fox*
Snake: Awww man..*pushes Fox* Man why'd you have to go and be my friend to get me in trouble?
Fox: Uh...
[Snake and Fox get into a fist fight anyway]
Fox: I got mullet by his mullet! I win!
Snake: *curses*
[Meanwhile, Raiden is still swooning over Wolf..or Wolf's wolf..either one. Following them around like a lost wolf..pup. (Yeah, really funny, I know)]
Raiden: Will you take me home with you?
Wolf: No.
Raiden: Let's ditch the school and get out of here.
Wolf: And go where?
Raiden:....CHUCK E CHEESE!
To be continued..yes..I know..I leave my readers with suspense. Will Raiden get to go to Chuck E. Cheese? Will Otacon allow it? Will Fox and Snake stop fighting? All will be revealed..in the next chapter.
[Raiden finally quits screaming, though hasnt stopped rolling around on the floor holding his...let's not go there]
Raiden: Ow...
[Wolf's wolf barks]
Raiden: I swear..when I get up..dog..I'm going..to kill you..
[Wolf's wolf whines and curls up next to him]
Wolf: *runs up, kicks Raiden* GET AWAY FROM MY BABY! *hugs and pets and coos to the wolf* It's alright..no one's gonna hurt you..
Raiden: Hey lady, why do you have green hair?
Wolf: It runs in the family.
[Snake, Fox, and Otacon are sitting at a table eating lunch]
Fox: *looks over* Hey Otacon, Raiden's trying to hit on your girl
Otacon: Huh?
Fox: Genius..Raiden is hitting on Wolf.
Otacon: Oh...*few moments later* WHAT?!
[Otacon runs over and kicks Raiden]
Fox: *doubles over laughing*
Teacher: Oh My GOD! *Flips out* There's a wolf!
School: Duh...
Teacher: No, I mean a REAL WOLF!
Random Kid: Hey lady, SHUTUP!
[Mr. Campbell walks up to Snake and Fox's table]
Campbell: *holds up a paper ball, covered in blood* Did you throw this young man?
Fox: Yeah..What are you gonna do about it?
Campbell: I'm tenderheaded you idoit! You almost made me bleed to death! You get punish work!
Snake: Ha Ha.
Campbell: You too, Mullet, for being friends with him! *points to Fox*
Snake: Awww man..*pushes Fox* Man why'd you have to go and be my friend to get me in trouble?
Fox: Uh...
[Snake and Fox get into a fist fight anyway]
Fox: I got mullet by his mullet! I win!
Snake: *curses*
[Meanwhile, Raiden is still swooning over Wolf..or Wolf's wolf..either one. Following them around like a lost wolf..pup. (Yeah, really funny, I know)]
Raiden: Will you take me home with you?
Wolf: No.
Raiden: Let's ditch the school and get out of here.
Wolf: And go where?
Raiden:....CHUCK E CHEESE!
To be continued..yes..I know..I leave my readers with suspense. Will Raiden get to go to Chuck E. Cheese? Will Otacon allow it? Will Fox and Snake stop fighting? All will be revealed..in the next chapter.