The next morning, it was eight o'clock when 2D decided to get up and get a
glass of water to clear his throat from drooling all night. He crawled off
his bed, eyes in slits, and opened the door of his room. He walked all the
way down the stairs, trying not to fall from being half-asleep, and made
his way to the living room. The vocalist walked right through it, not
noticing the unfamiliar life form fast asleep on the couch, into the
kitchen and poured himself a glass. He sipped, coughed, and was content.
His eyes opened a little more, and he smiled at the pure silence and
harmony of the morning.
2D sniffed and walked out of the kitchen, glass in hand, and back into the living room. It seemed as if he'd made too much noise, because the ball on the couch suddenly unwound and two sleepy yellow eyes stared up at him. 2D stopped, completely riveted and staring down at the woman that was on his couch wearing only a black bra and matching panties with a reversed pentagram on them. She batted her eyes and smiled. 2D swallowed, the cup shaking in his grasp. "Hey good-lookin'. What's cookin'?" Lucia whispered.
The shrill scream could be heard throughout the entire radius of Kong Studios. Russel jolted up headfirst, mouth dropped in horror. Noodle lifted the bed sheets up to her face. Even down in the carpark, Murdoc's ears let in the most horrified of all cries, and he opened his eyes irritably.
Russel came running down first; for fear that 2D had got his shirt stuck in the garbage disposal again. Noodle was in the hallway frozen in fear and grabbing her stuffed dog. When Russel came down the stairs, he stopped as he saw 2D up against the wall screaming profanity, the glass broken on the carpet, with a remote control clutched defensively in his hand that was pointed towards the couch. On it was a slender woman crouching like a wild animal about to leap and a horrified expression on her face. "Shut the fuck up D!" Russel yelled, and 2D stopped, but was still whining under his breath. Russel suddenly realized that she was completely unaccustomed and narrowed his eyes at her. "And just who the hell are you!? A-And what the fuck are you doing in here!?"
He was about to continue when she lifted her hands out in a 'stop' motion, combed her hair back with her fingers, and took a deep breath. "No." She said. "Who the hell is HE to be going around screaming in peoples faces like he's got business to?"
"What-?"
"Shh! All I did was say look at him and he goes ape shit and starts running up and down the walls screaming like a girl! I'm allowed to be here-!"
"Yeah, who the hell let you in!?" Russel yelled over her, still a little twisted from the whole experience.
"Murdoc Niccals. Why?"
As soon as she said it, the door to the carpark was practically kicked down and the bassist stomped up the stairs with 'kill 2D' in his eyes. "2D!" He yelled. "You bastard what the fuck is you're problem-!" He himself stopped when he saw everyone's eyes on him, including his little sisters.
She eyed him I only his Speedo, giggled, and said, "Well aren't you handsome."
Murdoc glared at her, then at the rest of his band mates (Noodle had finally made it down the stairs, her fingernail in between her teeth nervously as she stared at this new girl). "I, uh, see you've met Lucia." He grinned, but it didn't change anything. And what happened next would go down in the books.
"You arsehole!" 2D shouted irritably, backing off the wall and into Murdoc's face. "You brought her in!? With everything we've been through of the accidents from fans, you brought her in!? You could have at least had the bloody decency to tell us if you really just had to bring her in! That's just like you! Was she at least any good!?" He almost spat. Russel was amazed. Murdoc, hearing the last sentence, swallowed in disgust with eyes wide. Lucia's eyes widened too, but all she did was giggle slightly in her palm.
Murdoc grinned at the vocalist, and he chuckled. "They're never any good."
2D was about to answer when he felt Lucia poke him and say "I'm his sister, stupid."
The vocalist batted his eyes and pursed his lips together, backing down. Murdoc smirked evilly and nodded, grabbing 2D by the arms and throwing him at Russel. 2D dropped the remote, and put his arms up in defense. Murdoc rolled his eyes.
Lucia, on the other hand, was in thought. "Oh my God." Everyone turned to look at her. "Wait. Wait. Let me guess. These idiots are your band?"
"Uh-huh. Charming deal, right?" Murdoc laughed.
"Um..." Russel started. "What's going on Murdoc?"
He sighed. "This is Lucia. She's my little sister by three years. She needs a place to stay for awhile."
"Why?" 2D asked, shaking off his last experience.
"Wanted." Lucia smiled easily.
"For what?"
She sighed. "Promise you won't tell?"
"Sure."
"Emasculating a man." Lucia got up and walked over to the stairs. "Where's the bathroom, Mud's?"
"Upstairs to your right." He fell down on the couch and brought a cigarette between his lips, smiling at the rest of his band. Lucia walked upstairs to where she was out of sight.
Russel stood frozen at what she'd just said, but 2D looked down at Murdoc, still in disbelief. Suddenly he chuckled and looked up at Russel. "I thought she was Murdoc in drag." He laughed again, turning around and walking back up the stairs. The drummer looked at Murdoc, who just shrugged, laughed evilly, and lit the cigarette.
2D sniffed and walked out of the kitchen, glass in hand, and back into the living room. It seemed as if he'd made too much noise, because the ball on the couch suddenly unwound and two sleepy yellow eyes stared up at him. 2D stopped, completely riveted and staring down at the woman that was on his couch wearing only a black bra and matching panties with a reversed pentagram on them. She batted her eyes and smiled. 2D swallowed, the cup shaking in his grasp. "Hey good-lookin'. What's cookin'?" Lucia whispered.
The shrill scream could be heard throughout the entire radius of Kong Studios. Russel jolted up headfirst, mouth dropped in horror. Noodle lifted the bed sheets up to her face. Even down in the carpark, Murdoc's ears let in the most horrified of all cries, and he opened his eyes irritably.
Russel came running down first; for fear that 2D had got his shirt stuck in the garbage disposal again. Noodle was in the hallway frozen in fear and grabbing her stuffed dog. When Russel came down the stairs, he stopped as he saw 2D up against the wall screaming profanity, the glass broken on the carpet, with a remote control clutched defensively in his hand that was pointed towards the couch. On it was a slender woman crouching like a wild animal about to leap and a horrified expression on her face. "Shut the fuck up D!" Russel yelled, and 2D stopped, but was still whining under his breath. Russel suddenly realized that she was completely unaccustomed and narrowed his eyes at her. "And just who the hell are you!? A-And what the fuck are you doing in here!?"
He was about to continue when she lifted her hands out in a 'stop' motion, combed her hair back with her fingers, and took a deep breath. "No." She said. "Who the hell is HE to be going around screaming in peoples faces like he's got business to?"
"What-?"
"Shh! All I did was say look at him and he goes ape shit and starts running up and down the walls screaming like a girl! I'm allowed to be here-!"
"Yeah, who the hell let you in!?" Russel yelled over her, still a little twisted from the whole experience.
"Murdoc Niccals. Why?"
As soon as she said it, the door to the carpark was practically kicked down and the bassist stomped up the stairs with 'kill 2D' in his eyes. "2D!" He yelled. "You bastard what the fuck is you're problem-!" He himself stopped when he saw everyone's eyes on him, including his little sisters.
She eyed him I only his Speedo, giggled, and said, "Well aren't you handsome."
Murdoc glared at her, then at the rest of his band mates (Noodle had finally made it down the stairs, her fingernail in between her teeth nervously as she stared at this new girl). "I, uh, see you've met Lucia." He grinned, but it didn't change anything. And what happened next would go down in the books.
"You arsehole!" 2D shouted irritably, backing off the wall and into Murdoc's face. "You brought her in!? With everything we've been through of the accidents from fans, you brought her in!? You could have at least had the bloody decency to tell us if you really just had to bring her in! That's just like you! Was she at least any good!?" He almost spat. Russel was amazed. Murdoc, hearing the last sentence, swallowed in disgust with eyes wide. Lucia's eyes widened too, but all she did was giggle slightly in her palm.
Murdoc grinned at the vocalist, and he chuckled. "They're never any good."
2D was about to answer when he felt Lucia poke him and say "I'm his sister, stupid."
The vocalist batted his eyes and pursed his lips together, backing down. Murdoc smirked evilly and nodded, grabbing 2D by the arms and throwing him at Russel. 2D dropped the remote, and put his arms up in defense. Murdoc rolled his eyes.
Lucia, on the other hand, was in thought. "Oh my God." Everyone turned to look at her. "Wait. Wait. Let me guess. These idiots are your band?"
"Uh-huh. Charming deal, right?" Murdoc laughed.
"Um..." Russel started. "What's going on Murdoc?"
He sighed. "This is Lucia. She's my little sister by three years. She needs a place to stay for awhile."
"Why?" 2D asked, shaking off his last experience.
"Wanted." Lucia smiled easily.
"For what?"
She sighed. "Promise you won't tell?"
"Sure."
"Emasculating a man." Lucia got up and walked over to the stairs. "Where's the bathroom, Mud's?"
"Upstairs to your right." He fell down on the couch and brought a cigarette between his lips, smiling at the rest of his band. Lucia walked upstairs to where she was out of sight.
Russel stood frozen at what she'd just said, but 2D looked down at Murdoc, still in disbelief. Suddenly he chuckled and looked up at Russel. "I thought she was Murdoc in drag." He laughed again, turning around and walking back up the stairs. The drummer looked at Murdoc, who just shrugged, laughed evilly, and lit the cigarette.