TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - FINALS - BATTLE 7

For those of you who haven't read along yet, the Tournament of Champs is lined up like this:

FINALS

BATTLE 7 (Fox VS Ganondorf)

SEMI FINALS

BATTLE 6 (Ganondorf VS Pikachu) (POKEMON BATTLE MATCH) (Winner is Finalist 2)
BATTLE 5 (Samus VS Fox) (INFINITE GLACIER MATCH) (Winner is Finalist 1)

QUARTER FINALS

BATTLE 4 (Fox VS Luigi)
BATTLE 3 (Peach VS Ganondorf)
BATTLE 2 (Pikachu VS Pichu)
BATTLE 1 (Jigglypuff VS Samus)

The final battle tonight will be 10:00 minutes long with no disqualifications. The score will be based on a point system, with one point awarded for KOing an opponent and -one point for being KOed. There will be a -TWO POINT PENALTY for a self-destruct. (This includes hazards, like Arwings, lava, and so fourth)
So, let's just get going and continue...

The Final Destination stage drifted slowly through space as it's hover and balence devices below it ground in their continuous patterns. Fans who wanted to watch had to get it on television, of course...there's not exactly box seating in the fabrics of virtual and reality space/time.

In any event, a set of Dark Clouds gathered, and that fermilliar Bolt of Lightning struck to reveal Ganondorf! He walked over to the centre of the stage, laughing Evilly and waving into the camera held by one of eight Camera Lakitus.

An Arwing started to approach, and landed on the sweeping battlefield. Out stepped Fox, accompinied by Samus! They apparently had no disagreements after that last match they both had, wich resulted in Fox breaking Samus's heater, and landing her in a snowpile.

"HEY! What is Samus doing here?" The Head Councellor's booming voice came from a large ship hovering overhead. "I thought I made myself clear enough, there will be NO ONE ELSE on that station. Only Fox and Ganondorf can."

Boos came from fans across the nation as Samus reluctantly stepped back into the Arwing, promising Fox to pick him up after his victory. Fox waved as the Arwing flew out of sight.

"Three..."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: You know, I'm awfully tired of making up these

"Two..."

silly comments right now, so I'm just going to have Fox say...

"One..."

"YOU SMELL!"

"GO!!!"

"NOW you'll get it! I don't care HOW much I smell!" With that, Ganondorf rushed at Fox. Fox immediately dodged behind him and grabbed. Ganondorf struggled, but was subdued quickly by a few of Fox's punches to his ggut. He fell to his knees, winded, and pulled Fox's feet from beneeth him. Fox went down.

Ganondorf drew back, then made a big rush! He got up enough speed, then jumped as high as he could (a few feet). He then used the Wizard's Foot, which created a dent in the perfectly finished battlefield, with Fox lying in it, not moving. Ganondorf rolled Fox over the sided to pick up a 1 to -1 lead, with 8:34 left on the clock!

Ganondorf laughed. And laughed. And as he laughed, Fox snuck up behind him and pushed him off the side, evening up the score at 0 apiece! The clock now read 8:27 left.

As Ganondorf was brought back on a flying platform, he snorted angrily at Fox. What a cheap trick, he thought, pushing him from behind like that. It made him so mad! He held up his hand, and saw the gleaming Triforce symbol on it. Well, with no DQ's, why not? He started making the transformation. And as he did, Fox opened up the "service hatch" of the battlefield, which held things used by the maintainers of the craft. He started pulling out miscillanious items and chucking them onto the stage. Finally, he gripped a Beamsword tightly in his paw as he awaited Ganon's finished transformation.

Ganon drew his swords and rushed, which isn't saying much, his run is more like a saunter. He swung his swords wildly, but Fox rolled between the beast's legs and cut at the tail. Ganon howled in pain and spun around. Fox had already gotten behind him again and was hacking at the tail. Ganon jumped away from Fox and growled. He took awhile to gather himself, and paced around Fox with his double swords gleaming. He then chucked them both at Fox, whom tried to dodge them with no success. He once again slumped to the ground, and Ganon proved his strength by lifting Fox up and chucking him off the side, much like a rag doll, and picked up a 1 to -1 lead for the second time that night, with 4:45 remaining.

Ganon laughed. And laughed. And as he laughed, Fox snuck up behind him, grabbed one of the swords and whacked off the monster's tail! Ganon screamed in agony, and realized he didn't have the energy to keep the morph togeather. He morphed back to Ganondorf and lay there, completely drained of his strength, and Fox was able to roll him off and tie the score at 0 again, with only 4:22 left on the clock!

Ganon returned on the platform, but his strength had deserted him. He slowly rose to his feet, and looked through his foggy, fuzzy vision at Fox, who was charging at him carrying...

CREWW!

...Home Run Bat. Ganon soared off the side, but made a spectacular comeback!

Well, that's what I WANT to say, but he was eliminated. Fox was now up 1 to -1 with only 3:45 remaining!

Fox then saw Ganondorf returning. He swung the bat a few times for practive, then waited for Ganondorf's arrival. As soon as Ganondorf landed, Fox swung.

CREWW!

Another monster Home Run! Ganondorf was eliminated again! Fox started celebrating his 2 to -2 lead as Ganondorf returned again. Ganondorf then had an idea. He swung his fist upwards, let out a yell, then put his Warlock Punch straight down! The resulting impact offset the balence meter, so the platform was now swinging wildly. Ganondorf was safe on account of his fist was stuck in the ground. Fox, however, was flipped off and eliminated! Since Ganondorf didn't actually hit him, it was a Self-Destruct! The score was now 0 to -2 for Fox!

Ganondorf laughed. And laughed. And as he laughed, he suddenly realized how stuck he was, then stopped laughing. Fox returned and started to beat on Ganondorf with a Lip's Stick. A large flower grew on Ganondorf's head, sapping his power. Ganondorf eventually slumped limp. Fox tried to pull Ganondorf free to eliminate him, but also found out about Ganondorf's stuck-ness. He then grabbed Ganondorf's hand and pulled. And pulled.

And Ganondorf popped out! He quickly got to his feet and started backing away from Fox.

"What the heck did you just do to my head?!? Just stay away, you freako!"

Ganondorf kept backing up, until he tripped over the still-open service hatch and was Self-Destructed! The score now read 0 to -4 for Fox, with 2:33 remaining!

When Ganondorf returned again, he was in a panicking fury. He charged Fox and nailed the Gerudo Dragon. He then grabbed Fox and pinned him to the ground while repeatedly punching him in the face. Fox yelled and shoved him off. Ganondorf's hand groped around and found...

A Home Run Bat!

CREWW!

Fox went flying, and was eliminated! The score read -1 to -3 for Fox! Only one more point until Ganondorf tied with Fox! Fox returned, determined to get the job done. One more elimination would put this one out of Ganondorf's reach.

Suddenly...

TSEWW! TSEWW!

Fox went flying! It was Captain Falcon in an X-Wing! He laughed heartily as he fired round after round, sending Fox's damage through the roof! Ganondorf then grabbed a Super Scope and started to charge it up. When Fox landed, he let loose a fully-charged blast! This eliminated Fox, making the score -2 to -2! The clock ran down to 0:00 as Fox was returning.

"What's this?!?" The Head Councellor didn't seem pleased. "A TIE?!? That is REALLY not fair! Especially that uncalled-for interfearance! I say, I'll make another few matches at Intensity! We can have Fox VS Ganondorf for the title in a To-Be-Announced speacialised match. As for Falcon, he will face Kirby in an "All-Stars Match"!

Captain Falcon groaned. Kirby was undefeated in All-Star matches! (Probably because he created them.) Falcon would get pulvarised for sure.

"And," the councellor continued, "I've made up a few more matches. These are...

- Link VS Young Link VS Marth VS Roy in a "Clash Of Steel" match
- Pikachu VS Pichu VS Jigglypuff VS Mewtwo in a classic "Pokemon Battle"
- And finally, Yoshi, DK, and The Ice Climbers VS Mr. Game & Watch, Luigi, and Falco in another To-Be-Announced TAG-TEAM match!"

"WHAT?!? FALCO?!?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU..."

"Any questions? No? Good." As he said this, he started tugging at his face. It came right off in his hands. It was a mask! Who was under that?...

FALCO! Falco was laughing heartily. "Oh, you're SO screwed, Fox! See you at Intensity! Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!"

The communications connection was broken, and the Councellor's ship soared off into space, leaving Fox to sink to his knees in despair. With Falco allowed inside the Stadium, he could ruin Fox's only Championship spot he ever had! What would happen?!?!
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Super Smash Brothers Melee INTENSITY is all set! What the heck was with Falco, why was he in the Councellor's ship, and why did he put himself in a match with THOSE people in a match that's only To-Be-Announced? And what will happen in that extremely dangerous Bombs Away Match between those three ladies? And what will happen in the...oh, just wait to find out. You should visit my web page at (http://www.geocities.com/neomaster123454321/Foxillusions_Fanfics_HomePage.html) to look at all the matches that are made. With 10 matches, I'll cover 2 per chapter, plus some other stuff in between. You'll notice that, by popular demand, Mario was the ONLY one that wasn't entered in ANY event. Ha ha. Mario haters, that's just for you.
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