Disclaimer: I'm sick of writing disclaimers so in this one I'm going to
have to say that I own everybody and there's not a damn thing you can do
about it.
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Lafi of the Afi sisters because she keeps on asking where she is.
Lafi sat in the dark dungeon with all the other forgotten carry over characters from the Many Beatings of Aragorn. She sighed to herself and wondered what her sister was doing out above the castle. Everyone was having fun but her, and well all the other prisoners of course. She could hear Teague moaning in another cell and the various others's that the author has forgotten.
'Gruel time,' came a cry and a big wad of gruel was flung into her face.
'That's it,' she cried and reached through with her arm and slammed the guards head into the bars and took his keys. She quietly let herself out.
'Hey what about us?' cried Teague and the other forgotten.
'Bye losers,' she cried as she ran to the dungeon exit, waving as she went.
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Legolas was watching the three queens and they were watching him.
'I think he's going to make a run for it,' Minka told the other two 'He's sweating and that means he's nervous. He's always nervous when he's about to run.'
'True,' the other two agreed.
Little did they know that Legolas was not going to run. He was simply waiting for the sleeping drought he had slipped into their wine to take affect.
'You know I'm getting rather tired,' said Hiyami and Cerridwyn agreed.
'You two can sleep,' Minka told them 'I'm not letting him out of my sight.'
The other two promptly feel asleep in their thrones. For a full ten minutes the stared into each other's eyes. It then dawned on Legolas that Minka had blinked once. He cautiously went up to her and poked her. She fell over with her eyes still open but a small snore escaped her nose. Wasting no time he began to run. Just as he made it out of the castle gate he run head first into someone.
'Watch where your going Blondie,' Lafi screamed a him.
"Where are you going in such a hurry?' he asked, holding his throbbing head.
'Escaping. You?'
'Dido. Want to do it together?'
'Sure,' she agreed.
They took each other's hands and began to walk away together.
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Watching Gandalf, the Author, The Care Bear Queen and Figwit fighting the group consisting of Little Miss Beans, Angelle, Mir and Typo Girl (and maybe Aragorn, he seems to have wandered off somewhere) he finished all of their sushi and where deciding what to do next.
'All right, Typo cried 'Everybody now knows what they have to do so let's split up.'
'Right,' everybody except Angelle cried.
'Right,' Angelle cried 'I miss Minka.'
Everybody set of in different directions.
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'AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH,' all the mice in the castle died in shock at the sound that Minka made when she awoke to find her Legolas gone. Even the other two Queens were too scared to move.
'Find him,' she bellowed.
Everybody at once began to organize search parties with Minka leading the first with Gimli right behind her.
'I'll find you my love,' she whispered to herself.
'I'm right here,' answered Gimli.
She looked at him and then smack him up side the head.
'I'll find you,' she yelled at the sky. You will be mine again.'
'Better clean his cage then,' Gimli muttered to himself.
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Lafi and Leggie were walking down a forest path when they just happened to pass a Vegas style casino chapel. They looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
'What could it hurt,' said Lafi.
'Who'd mind,' said Legolas.
They walked into the chapel.
'One wedding please,' Legolas asked.
Will Minka be able to stop the wedding? What is Typo up to?
Next time: Return of the hobbit bridesmaids.
'Hey,' said Figwit.
"What?'
'Since my name's in the title shouldn't I get more time?'
'Quiet you.'
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Lafi of the Afi sisters because she keeps on asking where she is.
Lafi sat in the dark dungeon with all the other forgotten carry over characters from the Many Beatings of Aragorn. She sighed to herself and wondered what her sister was doing out above the castle. Everyone was having fun but her, and well all the other prisoners of course. She could hear Teague moaning in another cell and the various others's that the author has forgotten.
'Gruel time,' came a cry and a big wad of gruel was flung into her face.
'That's it,' she cried and reached through with her arm and slammed the guards head into the bars and took his keys. She quietly let herself out.
'Hey what about us?' cried Teague and the other forgotten.
'Bye losers,' she cried as she ran to the dungeon exit, waving as she went.
******************************************
Legolas was watching the three queens and they were watching him.
'I think he's going to make a run for it,' Minka told the other two 'He's sweating and that means he's nervous. He's always nervous when he's about to run.'
'True,' the other two agreed.
Little did they know that Legolas was not going to run. He was simply waiting for the sleeping drought he had slipped into their wine to take affect.
'You know I'm getting rather tired,' said Hiyami and Cerridwyn agreed.
'You two can sleep,' Minka told them 'I'm not letting him out of my sight.'
The other two promptly feel asleep in their thrones. For a full ten minutes the stared into each other's eyes. It then dawned on Legolas that Minka had blinked once. He cautiously went up to her and poked her. She fell over with her eyes still open but a small snore escaped her nose. Wasting no time he began to run. Just as he made it out of the castle gate he run head first into someone.
'Watch where your going Blondie,' Lafi screamed a him.
"Where are you going in such a hurry?' he asked, holding his throbbing head.
'Escaping. You?'
'Dido. Want to do it together?'
'Sure,' she agreed.
They took each other's hands and began to walk away together.
*****************************************
Watching Gandalf, the Author, The Care Bear Queen and Figwit fighting the group consisting of Little Miss Beans, Angelle, Mir and Typo Girl (and maybe Aragorn, he seems to have wandered off somewhere) he finished all of their sushi and where deciding what to do next.
'All right, Typo cried 'Everybody now knows what they have to do so let's split up.'
'Right,' everybody except Angelle cried.
'Right,' Angelle cried 'I miss Minka.'
Everybody set of in different directions.
***************************************************
'AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH,' all the mice in the castle died in shock at the sound that Minka made when she awoke to find her Legolas gone. Even the other two Queens were too scared to move.
'Find him,' she bellowed.
Everybody at once began to organize search parties with Minka leading the first with Gimli right behind her.
'I'll find you my love,' she whispered to herself.
'I'm right here,' answered Gimli.
She looked at him and then smack him up side the head.
'I'll find you,' she yelled at the sky. You will be mine again.'
'Better clean his cage then,' Gimli muttered to himself.
***************************************
Lafi and Leggie were walking down a forest path when they just happened to pass a Vegas style casino chapel. They looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
'What could it hurt,' said Lafi.
'Who'd mind,' said Legolas.
They walked into the chapel.
'One wedding please,' Legolas asked.
Will Minka be able to stop the wedding? What is Typo up to?
Next time: Return of the hobbit bridesmaids.
'Hey,' said Figwit.
"What?'
'Since my name's in the title shouldn't I get more time?'
'Quiet you.'