Welcome to the final 3 of THE MEEKEST WINK!!!...No,wait,that's the new show coming next season...NOOOOO!! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH(Security comes in)
Security:You have divulged too much information now you must die
Author:Hey,who's the one running the story?
Security:Uh-oh...(suddenly,the author zaps the security guard so he is wearing a cow suit)
Security:YOU'RE SO HURTFUL!!!!(runs off crying)
Author:MUAHAHA!!! AUTHOR POWER(echos)power...power...(Mystical Elf comes in and smashes author's computer)
Mystical:THAT'S FOR LEAVING ME OUT OF THE STORY!!!
Author:But now I can't add you because I can't write anymore of the story...
Mystical:(blank stare for 20 seconds)^%$ *$#@!!!!
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Taylor:Wellllllllllllllllllllllllcome back to th Weekest link
Yugi:I AM! I AM! ^___________________^
Taylor:Ummmmmm whatever
Mai:I enjoy McDonalds
Bakura:Yes, I also enjoy that perticular brand of food
Taylor:Why are the final three idiots?
Bakura(drooling over turky):*mouth foaming* ahe ahe ahe
Mai:Whats wrong with you?!
Bakura:Mario has McDonalds
Taylor:WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE
Mario:*Italian accent*:Heya, f**ka offa, you goddamma bich (AN:Spelled wrong for Italian accent only)
Taylor:Well I never
Yugi:LOOK UP IN THE SKY!
Mai:A YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
All of a sudden Yugi has a Dorthy costume on and Mai has a scarecrow one and Bakura has the tin man costumes
All:Oh were off to se the author, the wonderful author of Goz!!!
Yugi:Because,Beacuse,beacuse,because
Mai:Because of the stupid things he does
Bakura:Oh were off to see the author, because he has nothing better to doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mai:Oh that was fun ^____________^
Yugi:LOOK! THE AUTHOR!
Author(hologram):HALT! behold my awesome power!
Comes out of booth
Auhtor:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (flexes muscles)
Mai:uh. Ya anyways we all want something
Author: ( while reading latest issue of Archie)Ask away
Mai:Um well i would like a real shirt
Yugi:I WANT STILTS ^___________^
Bakura:I want more hair!
Author:Oh Archie,will you ever win?
Mai:Author?
Author:Oh ya, dont you notice you already had that yadda yaddda yadda go away
Yugi:I have stilts?
Distant Voice:Where are you guyssssssssssssssss????????????
Mai:We better get back to the game
All magically appear at their podiums
Taylor:WHAT THE? Where the hell did you guys come from? And where did you go? Oh god,I need to sniff something(pulls out ziploc bag with water in it and proceeds to sniff the water)
ahhhh...nothing like the smell of burnt water(pupils enlarge and he starts drooling) a heh heh heh...
Bakura:uhhhh...Taylor? You ok?
Taylor( is high on water and visualizes Bakura as a giant pink bunny) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BUNNY FROM MY DREAMS!! DIEEEE!!!(pulls out scissors) well,you won't be so fuzzy and pink now,will you Mr. Bunny?
Mai: and he thought WE were weird
Bakura:(screams like a girl grabbing his hair) NOOOOO!!! NOT MY HAIR! CUT OFF MY ARM,MY LEG, BUT NOT THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!
Taylor: mwahaha!!! (chases after Bakura with the scissors,but trips and the scissors fly out of his hand and gets stuck in Yugi's hair)
Yugi:Hmmm...this could be useful later(puts scissors in his pocket) Now,can we get on with the questions already?
Taylor:(recovers from his temporary insanity) oh yes,is that what we're supposed to be doing?
Mai:Uhhhh ...................(starts singing) squrriels climb treeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss with ketchup ppllllleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeeee
Yugi:?_? I CANT SEE MY FOREHEAD
Taylor:Uh............huh
Anyways Yugi,what is 545357577836634700765x323244432424324224322422243243242424332432423424324233333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333?
Yugi:I like 3's ^___________________^
Mai:aw.look...Yugi thinks hes people
Yugi:Me people!
Mai:Ya right. No human is that short when their 15.
Yugi:Mai friend me good.
Bakura:BEWARE THE INSANITY IT WILL DESTROY YOU TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Mystical Elf's .............idea..............yeah.................)
Twilight speaker and music comes on
Speaker dude:For your consideration,Los Angelas California,an average town with a not so average game show.There is a monster.Did I mention it was a 3 foot midget?quite a catch huh?
Yugi*thinking*:Mwahahaha......Pathetic tall people little did you know that in two years MIDGETS WILL ATTACK!!!!!
Yugi*outloud*:Mwahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(All stare at him for a few seconds)
TaylorI always knew he would crack eventually.Anyways,Mai? *link 0*
Mai: ahem ny name is no longer Mai! From this day forward,I will be know as Buenifa Latifa Sharrifa Jackson!( the name is the chara from Mad Tv.It's not her whole name,I'm to lazy to type the whole thing)
Taylor:Ok Buenifa Latifa Sharrifa Jackson what is the meaning of life?
Mai(I mean Buenifa): Simple.I will win this game and kill you all,then steal all your money and personal belongings and dance on your dead corpses ^_____^
Taylor:Well,since I like your name correct *link 200* Bakura?
Bakura:Oui Oui mon cherie?
Taylor:Ya.Ok. What is the meaning of life?(I asked it twice he he he ^__________________________________________________^)
Bakura:Skittles and christmas. Now they have mini skittles there not as big but taste better. YAY LITTLES!
Taylor:Correct!*link 300*
Taylor:Wow. The nonesence is getting shorter. Now Vote!!!!!
Mai:Yugi
Bakura:Yugi
Yugi:MINI SKITTLES YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Taylor:Yugi,why mini skittles?
Yugi:Umm..........TROLLLLLLLLL DOLL!
Taylor:Ummm yes
-Backstage-
Yugi:Does anyone have Mini Skittles?
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Wow. Were down to the final 2! Should I write a reunion to this? Tell me in your reviews!!!!!!
Security:You have divulged too much information now you must die
Author:Hey,who's the one running the story?
Security:Uh-oh...(suddenly,the author zaps the security guard so he is wearing a cow suit)
Security:YOU'RE SO HURTFUL!!!!(runs off crying)
Author:MUAHAHA!!! AUTHOR POWER(echos)power...power...(Mystical Elf comes in and smashes author's computer)
Mystical:THAT'S FOR LEAVING ME OUT OF THE STORY!!!
Author:But now I can't add you because I can't write anymore of the story...
Mystical:(blank stare for 20 seconds)^%$ *$#@!!!!
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Taylor:Wellllllllllllllllllllllllcome back to th Weekest link
Yugi:I AM! I AM! ^___________________^
Taylor:Ummmmmm whatever
Mai:I enjoy McDonalds
Bakura:Yes, I also enjoy that perticular brand of food
Taylor:Why are the final three idiots?
Bakura(drooling over turky):*mouth foaming* ahe ahe ahe
Mai:Whats wrong with you?!
Bakura:Mario has McDonalds
Taylor:WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE
Mario:*Italian accent*:Heya, f**ka offa, you goddamma bich (AN:Spelled wrong for Italian accent only)
Taylor:Well I never
Yugi:LOOK UP IN THE SKY!
Mai:A YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
All of a sudden Yugi has a Dorthy costume on and Mai has a scarecrow one and Bakura has the tin man costumes
All:Oh were off to se the author, the wonderful author of Goz!!!
Yugi:Because,Beacuse,beacuse,because
Mai:Because of the stupid things he does
Bakura:Oh were off to see the author, because he has nothing better to doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mai:Oh that was fun ^____________^
Yugi:LOOK! THE AUTHOR!
Author(hologram):HALT! behold my awesome power!
Comes out of booth
Auhtor:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (flexes muscles)
Mai:uh. Ya anyways we all want something
Author: ( while reading latest issue of Archie)Ask away
Mai:Um well i would like a real shirt
Yugi:I WANT STILTS ^___________^
Bakura:I want more hair!
Author:Oh Archie,will you ever win?
Mai:Author?
Author:Oh ya, dont you notice you already had that yadda yaddda yadda go away
Yugi:I have stilts?
Distant Voice:Where are you guyssssssssssssssss????????????
Mai:We better get back to the game
All magically appear at their podiums
Taylor:WHAT THE? Where the hell did you guys come from? And where did you go? Oh god,I need to sniff something(pulls out ziploc bag with water in it and proceeds to sniff the water)
ahhhh...nothing like the smell of burnt water(pupils enlarge and he starts drooling) a heh heh heh...
Bakura:uhhhh...Taylor? You ok?
Taylor( is high on water and visualizes Bakura as a giant pink bunny) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BUNNY FROM MY DREAMS!! DIEEEE!!!(pulls out scissors) well,you won't be so fuzzy and pink now,will you Mr. Bunny?
Mai: and he thought WE were weird
Bakura:(screams like a girl grabbing his hair) NOOOOO!!! NOT MY HAIR! CUT OFF MY ARM,MY LEG, BUT NOT THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!
Taylor: mwahaha!!! (chases after Bakura with the scissors,but trips and the scissors fly out of his hand and gets stuck in Yugi's hair)
Yugi:Hmmm...this could be useful later(puts scissors in his pocket) Now,can we get on with the questions already?
Taylor:(recovers from his temporary insanity) oh yes,is that what we're supposed to be doing?
Mai:Uhhhh ...................(starts singing) squrriels climb treeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss with ketchup ppllllleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeeee
Yugi:?_? I CANT SEE MY FOREHEAD
Taylor:Uh............huh
Anyways Yugi,what is 545357577836634700765x323244432424324224322422243243242424332432423424324233333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333?
Yugi:I like 3's ^___________________^
Mai:aw.look...Yugi thinks hes people
Yugi:Me people!
Mai:Ya right. No human is that short when their 15.
Yugi:Mai friend me good.
Bakura:BEWARE THE INSANITY IT WILL DESTROY YOU TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Mystical Elf's .............idea..............yeah.................)
Twilight speaker and music comes on
Speaker dude:For your consideration,Los Angelas California,an average town with a not so average game show.There is a monster.Did I mention it was a 3 foot midget?quite a catch huh?
Yugi*thinking*:Mwahahaha......Pathetic tall people little did you know that in two years MIDGETS WILL ATTACK!!!!!
Yugi*outloud*:Mwahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(All stare at him for a few seconds)
TaylorI always knew he would crack eventually.Anyways,Mai? *link 0*
Mai: ahem ny name is no longer Mai! From this day forward,I will be know as Buenifa Latifa Sharrifa Jackson!( the name is the chara from Mad Tv.It's not her whole name,I'm to lazy to type the whole thing)
Taylor:Ok Buenifa Latifa Sharrifa Jackson what is the meaning of life?
Mai(I mean Buenifa): Simple.I will win this game and kill you all,then steal all your money and personal belongings and dance on your dead corpses ^_____^
Taylor:Well,since I like your name correct *link 200* Bakura?
Bakura:Oui Oui mon cherie?
Taylor:Ya.Ok. What is the meaning of life?(I asked it twice he he he ^__________________________________________________^)
Bakura:Skittles and christmas. Now they have mini skittles there not as big but taste better. YAY LITTLES!
Taylor:Correct!*link 300*
Taylor:Wow. The nonesence is getting shorter. Now Vote!!!!!
Mai:Yugi
Bakura:Yugi
Yugi:MINI SKITTLES YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Taylor:Yugi,why mini skittles?
Yugi:Umm..........TROLLLLLLLLL DOLL!
Taylor:Ummm yes
-Backstage-
Yugi:Does anyone have Mini Skittles?
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Wow. Were down to the final 2! Should I write a reunion to this? Tell me in your reviews!!!!!!