Jake + Visser 3
Finally, after many long years, Jake was alone with Visser 3 as the other Animorphs raged in battle outside. Jake was in tiger form, and Visser 3 sneered at him, show me your face. That way, one of us will have to die.
One of us will have to die anyway, Visser 3, but alright. Just so you can see the face of the man who killed you. Jake demorphed. Visser 3's tail quivered. Jake said, "my name is Jake. You enslaved my brother. Prepare to die."
But...I can't hurt you...you're so extraordinary. I love you! Visser 3 exclaimed. Jake gasped in response.
"Oh, Visser 3...ive always loved you!" Jake said.
You do? Really?
"Of course! I cant hate any species where a threesome is the sexual standard..."
oh behave, baby!
"...and you're the most marvelous and impressive example I've ever seen. But our love is doomed!"
But why?
"Well, first of all, who would be the butch, and who would be the bitch?"
Well, no offense, but frankly i think He Who Has the Giant Tail Blade should make that decision...
"fair enough. But you're trying to take over my planet and enslave my species...and I'm a gemini."
Well every relationship has obstacles at first. and anyway, bizarre relationship match-ups are common practice for Slash stories.
"what?"
nevermind, the point is, we can make this work!
"well..." Jake began, hesitantly, and pondered for a moment, "oh, what the hell! come here and give me a kiss, you evil, parasitic slug, you!"
I'm afraid I can't do that, Jake.
"but why not?"
I don't have lips. The two laughed, and Jake looked deep into Visser 3's eyes--all four of them--and began singing "It Had to Be You." His singing and their love inspired all the others to admit to their love...Cassie fell in love with the bear that was Rachel's battle morph. Rachel fell in love with Voldemort from the Harry Potter books. Ax fell in love with the liquid in the yeerk pool. Tobias fell in love with a grease stain that was kinda shaped like Abraham Lincoln's head. Erek fell in love with a DVD player, and Marco fell in love with Visser 1, and everyone said "EEEEWWWW" (think about it). Finally, the Ellimist and Crayak admitted that their fighting all sprang from romantic and sexual tension. They hooked up, and brought peace to the universe. Except between Sigfried and Roy, who strangely enough announced that they were straight and hated one another.
Finally, after many long years, Jake was alone with Visser 3 as the other Animorphs raged in battle outside. Jake was in tiger form, and Visser 3 sneered at him, show me your face. That way, one of us will have to die.
One of us will have to die anyway, Visser 3, but alright. Just so you can see the face of the man who killed you. Jake demorphed. Visser 3's tail quivered. Jake said, "my name is Jake. You enslaved my brother. Prepare to die."
But...I can't hurt you...you're so extraordinary. I love you! Visser 3 exclaimed. Jake gasped in response.
"Oh, Visser 3...ive always loved you!" Jake said.
You do? Really?
"Of course! I cant hate any species where a threesome is the sexual standard..."
oh behave, baby!
"...and you're the most marvelous and impressive example I've ever seen. But our love is doomed!"
But why?
"Well, first of all, who would be the butch, and who would be the bitch?"
Well, no offense, but frankly i think He Who Has the Giant Tail Blade should make that decision...
"fair enough. But you're trying to take over my planet and enslave my species...and I'm a gemini."
Well every relationship has obstacles at first. and anyway, bizarre relationship match-ups are common practice for Slash stories.
"what?"
nevermind, the point is, we can make this work!
"well..." Jake began, hesitantly, and pondered for a moment, "oh, what the hell! come here and give me a kiss, you evil, parasitic slug, you!"
I'm afraid I can't do that, Jake.
"but why not?"
I don't have lips. The two laughed, and Jake looked deep into Visser 3's eyes--all four of them--and began singing "It Had to Be You." His singing and their love inspired all the others to admit to their love...Cassie fell in love with the bear that was Rachel's battle morph. Rachel fell in love with Voldemort from the Harry Potter books. Ax fell in love with the liquid in the yeerk pool. Tobias fell in love with a grease stain that was kinda shaped like Abraham Lincoln's head. Erek fell in love with a DVD player, and Marco fell in love with Visser 1, and everyone said "EEEEWWWW" (think about it). Finally, the Ellimist and Crayak admitted that their fighting all sprang from romantic and sexual tension. They hooked up, and brought peace to the universe. Except between Sigfried and Roy, who strangely enough announced that they were straight and hated one another.