The Melodies of Life Tour
Presented by Squartz Entertainment
Fire Angel
DISCLAIMER: We all know that none of the characters here belong to me, although it's pretty damn
unfortunate that they don't! The song for this chapter is 'If You Want it to be Good Girl (Get
Yourself a Bad Boy)' by the Backstreet Boys. Yes, I know Zidane sung my last song, but I want him
to sing again. So deal with it. If the lyrics are slightly wrong, don't blame me, I had to work
em all out myself, cos they're not listed in the album, and the Internet site I got them off of
had them all wrong! Haha!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Minna, hello. My weird mood of last time is over, however I am now in another
weird mood, where I am getting inspired for all sorts of strange stories every few seconds.
Hahah. By the way, I lived through my triple math, but I've got it again this coming Wednesday…
it's not that bad though. All right, e-mail me comments at rinoa_heartilly86@hotmail.com or read
and review. :ob And I shall leave you with the elvish version of 'Blue' (instead of the Frodo-ish
version): 'I'm luin, and indeed I won't die…' Luin is the elvish work for blue. Hah! Bai-bai, luv
yaz all. Sayonara, minnasan.
The Melodies of Life Tour
Chapter 8: Bad Boy
(Fire Angel has added another weird touch to her black stage, with little sparkly fairies flying
around everywhere, zapping pale streams of light into even the darkest corners. Satan's Angel
shines a red light on the stage, and the fairies disappear. Chibi Angel turns on the sound of
flames, and with a flash of fire, the Angel herself appears.)
Fire Angel:
Hello, my dear friends, and welcome once again to the Melodies of Life Tour. For those who have
just joined us, I'm your host, Fire Angel. Next we have Zidane… again… to sing for you, a very
funky song originally sung by five cute guys. Zidane Tribal with 'If You Want it to be Good
Girl…'
Crowd:
'…(Get Yourself a Bad Boy)'.
Fire Angel:
That's right! Ladies and gentlemen, ZIDANE TRIBAL!
(The lights come on, revealing Dagger, Ruby and Mikoto standing around, as if waiting for
something. They're standing in front of a pair of opened white curtains. Dagger is wearing a
white long sleeved top and sleek white pants. The other two are wearing white long sleeved tops
and white mini-skirts. Zidane, Blank and Salamander come out, all wearing black leather pants and
jackets, with white tees underneath. The three guys are wearing headset microphones. Zidane grins
at the audience as he begins to sing.)
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy (Blank & Salamander: bad boy, bad boy, bad
boy, bad boy)
(The girls move forward, surrounding Zidane, as a sultry Egyptian-ish theme starts, gyrating
their hips smoothly in time to the music, moving their bodies up and down.)
Zidane:
Yeah, I like this, hehe! (Blank & Salamander: humph!)
(Chibi Angel starts the backing track, and the three guys launch into some wicked cool dancing.)
Zidane:
Yow, oh yes, (yes, oh)
Oh how, (c'mon!)
Ow, I like this, ah
(Ruby teams up with Blank, and Mikoto with Salamander, and the dancing starts to get a bit more…
shall we say… raunchy??… but Dagger just hangs back, watching. Zidane looks at her questioningly,
and then turns, leaning towards her. Dagger pulls a mobile phone from her pocket, and starts to
dial a number, looking nervously at Zidane. He grins, taking the phone, and looks at it.)
Zidane:
If you want it to be wild, gotta notice who to dial baby… that's me
If you really like it hot, get someone who hits the spot honey… oh yes
(Salamander, Mikoto, Ruby and Blank stop their dancing briefly as all three guys pull the girls
against their chests. Dagger, still looking nervous, tries to pull slightly away, but Zidane
holds onto her fast.)
Blank:
And if you wanna get it done babe, you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin on
(Ruby giggles, snuggling against Blank.)
Salamander:
If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Babe, he's gotta be the best…
(Salamander grins as Mikoto curls up against him.)
Salamander:
…And that's me
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy, ooh, ah
(Dagger pulls away and runs off of the stage. The music halts and Zidane yells, "Yo! Dag!"
Dagger's head pokes out from side-stage. "I thought we had an agreement. I don't kill you, and
you don't call me 'Dag'," she says coldly. "And besides, it's not my fault I got away. You should
try and catch me."
Zidane mutters something to Blank, and Blank whistles. A huge net drops over Dagger, and she is
dragged back to Zidane, kicking and struggling.)
Zidane:
If you really want it good girl, get yourself a (Salamander: bad) bad boy, ee-ee
(Zidane quickly cuts Dagger out of the net, scanning her with his eyes, looking intently at her
not-so-skimpy clothing and frowning.)
Zidane:
You're like ya could be, would be
You're like ya should be
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a…
(There's a huge rip as Zidane tears one of Dagger's sleeves from her top, making the top look
sexier and far cooler. She looks outraged, and blushes as he pulls her closer. Their lips are
brushing as he sings the next words.)
Zidane:
…bad boy, ah (Blank & Salamander: humph!)
Oh how (Salamander: oh baby), oh yes
If you like it innovative, better get someone creative honey…
Zidane & Blank:
…Yes
Zidane:
And if you want it to be jammin', better get somebody slammin' baby, oh yes
("He's enjoying this," Eiko comments to Vivi.
The Black Mage nods. "Well, of course he would. He gets the cute girl, and the…" Vivi's eyes
light up as he thinks of yet another way to embarrass Eiko. "Yo, Eik. Come with me for a sec."
Eiko frowns, following Vivi onstage. He whirls around to face her and grabs her by the waist,
pulling her inches away from those glowing yellow eyes. The music continues, and he takes over
Blank's line. Ruby and Blank crack up as the mage sings them to Eiko.)
Vivi:
And if you wanna get it done babe, you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin on
(Salamander grins at the mage and beckons for him to keep going. Eiko is pink, but is quickly
turning a deep shade of red. Salamander fills in the harmonies as Vivi continues to sing.)
Vivi & Salamander:
If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Vivi:
Babe, he's gotta be the best…
Salamander:
…And that's me
(Eiko pulls away from Vivi and storms off stage, purple with embarrassment and anger. Vivi
follows her off, laughing uproariously. Chibi Angel pauses the song as the audience burst into
laughter suddenly. They laugh for five minutes straight, before Fire Angel threatens to drop a
bomb on them if they don't stop. Needless to say… they stop. With a loud, "1, 2, 3, 4!" Chibi
Angel sets the music going again, and Zidane launches into song.)
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy, ooh, ah
If you really want it good girl, get yourself a bad boy, ah-ow
(Zidane grins at Dagger, who is beginning to look more interested, and is struggling less
valiantly to escape his grip. He grabs at the other sleeve of her top, ripping it quietly and
slowly sliding it down her arm in one seductive movement. The guys in the audience cheer, hoping
Zidane will get some on stage so they can perve on Dagger again.)
Zidane:
You're like ya could be, would be
You're like ya should be
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a
Bad boy… hehehehe
Gotta listen
Blank & Salamander:
These are thangs
Zidane:
Your mama shouldn't know
(Dagger goes red as Zidane lets his hands rove just a little. The Genome is grinning from ear to
ear.)
Blank & Salamander:
These are thangs
Zidane:
I really wanna show you
(Zidane points towards the white curtains, and Dagger looks at him nervously. He grabs her by the
hands and starts to pull her behind them.)
Blank & Salamander:
These are thangs
Zidane:
I wanna show you how
Zidane, Blank & Salamander:
So won't ya let me show ya right now?
Zidane:
Oh baby
(The curtains shut, leaving the audience wondering just what is happening behind them… Meanwhile,
Blank and Salamander have taken centre stage, dancing and singing. Their respective others are
staring at them, sighing wistfully.)
Salamander:
Oh yeah
Blank:
And if you, yes
Ohh…
Salamander:
C'mon
(Blank and Salamander start back to Ruby and Mikoto, looks of both determination and… well,
kinkiness… on their faces. They pick the girls up and twirl them in the air, giving almost
everyone in the audience a look at their underwear. Ruby and Mikoto then proceed to dance
raunchily with them, much to the liking of the guys in the audience, while they sing.)
Blank:
And if you wanna get it done babe, you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin on
Salamander:
If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Babe, he's gotta be the best
And that's me-bud-a-lee-ee-ee-ee
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a…
(The curtains open, to reveal Dagger and Zidane. Zidane looks the same as before, but Dagger's
now wearing a black miniskirt and a black jacket, with a white shirt underneath. She has black
knee-high boots, instead of her white pumps from before. Her make-up is dark, and she is wearing
a headset microphone. She smiles sexily as she and Zidane approach the front of the stage.)
Dagger:
Ba-a-ad boy
Zidane:
That's right
If you really want it good girl, gotta get yourself a (Salamander: bad) bad boy, oh-ow
(Salamander: if you really want it, if you really want it)
*yelling* She was like she could be, would be
She was like she should be
Zidane, Blank & Salamander:
But if you want it to be good gotta be like you should
(Ruby and Mikoto quickly flip headsets over their non-complicated hairdos so they can sing the
next part with the guys.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: ah-ow)
(Dagger runs a hand over Zidane's chest and moves forward to kiss him, licking her lips. He darts
back quickly so he can sing.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: I like this!)
If you really want it good (Zidane: if you really)
If you really want it good (Zidane & Dagger: ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Zidane and Dagger start moving quickly and quietly back towards the curtain.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: ah, mmm, ah)
If you really want it good (Zidane & Dagger: mmm, ah, mmm, ah)
(The curtain closes over Zidane and Dagger, but they continue singing. Meanwhile, Blank and Ruby
are beginning to get a bit close, and Salamander and Ruby are practically getting down and dirty
onstage. Guys in the audience start to make moves on girlfriends, who are pushing them away to
find out what happens to Zidane and Dagger.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: mmm, ah, c'mon) (Dagger: ooh, ah)
If you really want it good (Zidane: I'm your bad boy, I'm your bad boy)
If you really want it good (Zidane: ooh, ah yeah, I like this, hehehe!)
If you really want it good (Zidane: oh, if you want it bad, baby, you got it)
(Suddenly, the music comes to a complete halt, and all the participants in the song scramble
offstage. Satan's Angel and Chibi Angel appear, each holding a microphone.)
Satan's Angel:
We're sorry, but for the mental sanity of the… well, you guys, we've had to put a halt to this
song. The males in the audience were getting far too horny for Fire Angel's liking, and trust me…
Chibi Angel:
When you're up in that sound & lighting booth you can see what's going on behind that curtain…
and believe me, it ain't pretty!
(Zidane pokes his head out from side stage.)
Zidane:
Sorry, Chibster. We didn't know we had an underage audience.
Satan's Angel:
It's okay, Zidane. I managed to shield her eyes from most of it, anyway.
Zidane:
Oh. That's okay. Hear that, Dagger? Chibi Angel didn't see us…
Satan's Angel:
Zidane. She didn't see. Fire Angel surely doesn't want her to hear, either.
Zidane:
Point taken.
(Zidane ducks back offstage, and Fire Angel appears next to Satan's Angel and Chibi Angel.)
Fire Angel:
Well, sorry to disappoint you guys, but that's it for now! Off to a commercial break!
Presented by Squartz Entertainment
Fire Angel
DISCLAIMER: We all know that none of the characters here belong to me, although it's pretty damn
unfortunate that they don't! The song for this chapter is 'If You Want it to be Good Girl (Get
Yourself a Bad Boy)' by the Backstreet Boys. Yes, I know Zidane sung my last song, but I want him
to sing again. So deal with it. If the lyrics are slightly wrong, don't blame me, I had to work
em all out myself, cos they're not listed in the album, and the Internet site I got them off of
had them all wrong! Haha!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Minna, hello. My weird mood of last time is over, however I am now in another
weird mood, where I am getting inspired for all sorts of strange stories every few seconds.
Hahah. By the way, I lived through my triple math, but I've got it again this coming Wednesday…
it's not that bad though. All right, e-mail me comments at rinoa_heartilly86@hotmail.com or read
and review. :ob And I shall leave you with the elvish version of 'Blue' (instead of the Frodo-ish
version): 'I'm luin, and indeed I won't die…' Luin is the elvish work for blue. Hah! Bai-bai, luv
yaz all. Sayonara, minnasan.
The Melodies of Life Tour
Chapter 8: Bad Boy
(Fire Angel has added another weird touch to her black stage, with little sparkly fairies flying
around everywhere, zapping pale streams of light into even the darkest corners. Satan's Angel
shines a red light on the stage, and the fairies disappear. Chibi Angel turns on the sound of
flames, and with a flash of fire, the Angel herself appears.)
Fire Angel:
Hello, my dear friends, and welcome once again to the Melodies of Life Tour. For those who have
just joined us, I'm your host, Fire Angel. Next we have Zidane… again… to sing for you, a very
funky song originally sung by five cute guys. Zidane Tribal with 'If You Want it to be Good
Girl…'
Crowd:
'…(Get Yourself a Bad Boy)'.
Fire Angel:
That's right! Ladies and gentlemen, ZIDANE TRIBAL!
(The lights come on, revealing Dagger, Ruby and Mikoto standing around, as if waiting for
something. They're standing in front of a pair of opened white curtains. Dagger is wearing a
white long sleeved top and sleek white pants. The other two are wearing white long sleeved tops
and white mini-skirts. Zidane, Blank and Salamander come out, all wearing black leather pants and
jackets, with white tees underneath. The three guys are wearing headset microphones. Zidane grins
at the audience as he begins to sing.)
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy (Blank & Salamander: bad boy, bad boy, bad
boy, bad boy)
(The girls move forward, surrounding Zidane, as a sultry Egyptian-ish theme starts, gyrating
their hips smoothly in time to the music, moving their bodies up and down.)
Zidane:
Yeah, I like this, hehe! (Blank & Salamander: humph!)
(Chibi Angel starts the backing track, and the three guys launch into some wicked cool dancing.)
Zidane:
Yow, oh yes, (yes, oh)
Oh how, (c'mon!)
Ow, I like this, ah
(Ruby teams up with Blank, and Mikoto with Salamander, and the dancing starts to get a bit more…
shall we say… raunchy??… but Dagger just hangs back, watching. Zidane looks at her questioningly,
and then turns, leaning towards her. Dagger pulls a mobile phone from her pocket, and starts to
dial a number, looking nervously at Zidane. He grins, taking the phone, and looks at it.)
Zidane:
If you want it to be wild, gotta notice who to dial baby… that's me
If you really like it hot, get someone who hits the spot honey… oh yes
(Salamander, Mikoto, Ruby and Blank stop their dancing briefly as all three guys pull the girls
against their chests. Dagger, still looking nervous, tries to pull slightly away, but Zidane
holds onto her fast.)
Blank:
And if you wanna get it done babe, you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin on
(Ruby giggles, snuggling against Blank.)
Salamander:
If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Babe, he's gotta be the best…
(Salamander grins as Mikoto curls up against him.)
Salamander:
…And that's me
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy, ooh, ah
(Dagger pulls away and runs off of the stage. The music halts and Zidane yells, "Yo! Dag!"
Dagger's head pokes out from side-stage. "I thought we had an agreement. I don't kill you, and
you don't call me 'Dag'," she says coldly. "And besides, it's not my fault I got away. You should
try and catch me."
Zidane mutters something to Blank, and Blank whistles. A huge net drops over Dagger, and she is
dragged back to Zidane, kicking and struggling.)
Zidane:
If you really want it good girl, get yourself a (Salamander: bad) bad boy, ee-ee
(Zidane quickly cuts Dagger out of the net, scanning her with his eyes, looking intently at her
not-so-skimpy clothing and frowning.)
Zidane:
You're like ya could be, would be
You're like ya should be
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a…
(There's a huge rip as Zidane tears one of Dagger's sleeves from her top, making the top look
sexier and far cooler. She looks outraged, and blushes as he pulls her closer. Their lips are
brushing as he sings the next words.)
Zidane:
…bad boy, ah (Blank & Salamander: humph!)
Oh how (Salamander: oh baby), oh yes
If you like it innovative, better get someone creative honey…
Zidane & Blank:
…Yes
Zidane:
And if you want it to be jammin', better get somebody slammin' baby, oh yes
("He's enjoying this," Eiko comments to Vivi.
The Black Mage nods. "Well, of course he would. He gets the cute girl, and the…" Vivi's eyes
light up as he thinks of yet another way to embarrass Eiko. "Yo, Eik. Come with me for a sec."
Eiko frowns, following Vivi onstage. He whirls around to face her and grabs her by the waist,
pulling her inches away from those glowing yellow eyes. The music continues, and he takes over
Blank's line. Ruby and Blank crack up as the mage sings them to Eiko.)
Vivi:
And if you wanna get it done babe, you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin on
(Salamander grins at the mage and beckons for him to keep going. Eiko is pink, but is quickly
turning a deep shade of red. Salamander fills in the harmonies as Vivi continues to sing.)
Vivi & Salamander:
If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Vivi:
Babe, he's gotta be the best…
Salamander:
…And that's me
(Eiko pulls away from Vivi and storms off stage, purple with embarrassment and anger. Vivi
follows her off, laughing uproariously. Chibi Angel pauses the song as the audience burst into
laughter suddenly. They laugh for five minutes straight, before Fire Angel threatens to drop a
bomb on them if they don't stop. Needless to say… they stop. With a loud, "1, 2, 3, 4!" Chibi
Angel sets the music going again, and Zidane launches into song.)
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy, ooh, ah
If you really want it good girl, get yourself a bad boy, ah-ow
(Zidane grins at Dagger, who is beginning to look more interested, and is struggling less
valiantly to escape his grip. He grabs at the other sleeve of her top, ripping it quietly and
slowly sliding it down her arm in one seductive movement. The guys in the audience cheer, hoping
Zidane will get some on stage so they can perve on Dagger again.)
Zidane:
You're like ya could be, would be
You're like ya should be
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a
Bad boy… hehehehe
Gotta listen
Blank & Salamander:
These are thangs
Zidane:
Your mama shouldn't know
(Dagger goes red as Zidane lets his hands rove just a little. The Genome is grinning from ear to
ear.)
Blank & Salamander:
These are thangs
Zidane:
I really wanna show you
(Zidane points towards the white curtains, and Dagger looks at him nervously. He grabs her by the
hands and starts to pull her behind them.)
Blank & Salamander:
These are thangs
Zidane:
I wanna show you how
Zidane, Blank & Salamander:
So won't ya let me show ya right now?
Zidane:
Oh baby
(The curtains shut, leaving the audience wondering just what is happening behind them… Meanwhile,
Blank and Salamander have taken centre stage, dancing and singing. Their respective others are
staring at them, sighing wistfully.)
Salamander:
Oh yeah
Blank:
And if you, yes
Ohh…
Salamander:
C'mon
(Blank and Salamander start back to Ruby and Mikoto, looks of both determination and… well,
kinkiness… on their faces. They pick the girls up and twirl them in the air, giving almost
everyone in the audience a look at their underwear. Ruby and Mikoto then proceed to dance
raunchily with them, much to the liking of the guys in the audience, while they sing.)
Blank:
And if you wanna get it done babe, you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin on
Salamander:
If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Babe, he's gotta be the best
And that's me-bud-a-lee-ee-ee-ee
Zidane:
If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a…
(The curtains open, to reveal Dagger and Zidane. Zidane looks the same as before, but Dagger's
now wearing a black miniskirt and a black jacket, with a white shirt underneath. She has black
knee-high boots, instead of her white pumps from before. Her make-up is dark, and she is wearing
a headset microphone. She smiles sexily as she and Zidane approach the front of the stage.)
Dagger:
Ba-a-ad boy
Zidane:
That's right
If you really want it good girl, gotta get yourself a (Salamander: bad) bad boy, oh-ow
(Salamander: if you really want it, if you really want it)
*yelling* She was like she could be, would be
She was like she should be
Zidane, Blank & Salamander:
But if you want it to be good gotta be like you should
(Ruby and Mikoto quickly flip headsets over their non-complicated hairdos so they can sing the
next part with the guys.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: ah-ow)
(Dagger runs a hand over Zidane's chest and moves forward to kiss him, licking her lips. He darts
back quickly so he can sing.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: I like this!)
If you really want it good (Zidane: if you really)
If you really want it good (Zidane & Dagger: ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Zidane and Dagger start moving quickly and quietly back towards the curtain.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: ah, mmm, ah)
If you really want it good (Zidane & Dagger: mmm, ah, mmm, ah)
(The curtain closes over Zidane and Dagger, but they continue singing. Meanwhile, Blank and Ruby
are beginning to get a bit close, and Salamander and Ruby are practically getting down and dirty
onstage. Guys in the audience start to make moves on girlfriends, who are pushing them away to
find out what happens to Zidane and Dagger.)
Blank, Salamander, Ruby & Mikoto:
If you really want it good (Zidane: mmm, ah, c'mon) (Dagger: ooh, ah)
If you really want it good (Zidane: I'm your bad boy, I'm your bad boy)
If you really want it good (Zidane: ooh, ah yeah, I like this, hehehe!)
If you really want it good (Zidane: oh, if you want it bad, baby, you got it)
(Suddenly, the music comes to a complete halt, and all the participants in the song scramble
offstage. Satan's Angel and Chibi Angel appear, each holding a microphone.)
Satan's Angel:
We're sorry, but for the mental sanity of the… well, you guys, we've had to put a halt to this
song. The males in the audience were getting far too horny for Fire Angel's liking, and trust me…
Chibi Angel:
When you're up in that sound & lighting booth you can see what's going on behind that curtain…
and believe me, it ain't pretty!
(Zidane pokes his head out from side stage.)
Zidane:
Sorry, Chibster. We didn't know we had an underage audience.
Satan's Angel:
It's okay, Zidane. I managed to shield her eyes from most of it, anyway.
Zidane:
Oh. That's okay. Hear that, Dagger? Chibi Angel didn't see us…
Satan's Angel:
Zidane. She didn't see. Fire Angel surely doesn't want her to hear, either.
Zidane:
Point taken.
(Zidane ducks back offstage, and Fire Angel appears next to Satan's Angel and Chibi Angel.)
Fire Angel:
Well, sorry to disappoint you guys, but that's it for now! Off to a commercial break!