Schwarz Shorts! (Thanks to Yotan for the title)
Brad: Schuldig, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that my underwear drawer is gone, would it?
Warnings: Boredom. OOC. Stupidity. Etc.
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"OK, next caller," said Schuldig, tapping the call button.
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"And so, you are having trouble with your love life. Just like everyone else on the planet," Schu concluded, tapping his "Psychic Friend" headphone.
"Wow, Schuldig! You were exactly right!" squaled the excited ditz on the line.
"And watch out for the psycho behind you with the knife," said Crawford, bored. The person squealed, causing a loud screeching noise to fill Oracle and Mastermind's ears. Schu winced.
"You know, you really shouldn't do that to people," said Schu, looking at Crawford under half-closed lids.
"I know, but it breaks my boredom," said the Oracle, flicking a piece of paper away from his desk.
"Hey, waitaminute! Where's Farfie?!" broke in Nagi. Schu, Crawford and Nagi all stared at each other.
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At the poor, hapless caller's house, Farfie grinned.
"This hurts God."
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See? It took a while, but there IS a new one!
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