HOW THE SCHWARZ EAT REESE'S
No, I haven't abandoned the Schwarz Shorts. Never have, never will. Hehe.
I'm brancing out; they're eating Reese's now. Ooh corporate sponsorship.
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Brad
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Brad tosses each cup up in the air about thirty feet, and points to two spots on the floor which have been carefully marked. The Reese's land perfectly on the tape-marks, unless you count the fact that they shatter and send pieces of chocolate and peanut butter everywhere. He then walks off, leaving the shattered Reese's, because, hey, if you were the manager of a bunch of nuts like the Schwarz, would YOU have time to eat candy?
Schuldig
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"OHHHHH, GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Bloodcurdling screams fill the air, then die down again to be replaced by the sound of laborious breathing and sob-choked panting. Then, they start up again.
"NO! NOT THE REESE'S!!!!!! I'll be good oh god I'll be good I SWEA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Yohji screams.
Farfie
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Farfie regards carefully the orange package in front of him. Then, after several hours of careful deliberation- because that's about how long it takes to chew through leather straps with your teeth- he pulls out his stash of hidden sporks and begins stabbing the package madly, while screaming "DIE, REESE'S, CHILD OF GOD!!!!"
Nagi
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Nagi calculates in seconds precisely the advantage of eating the Reese's versus just leaving it there in terms of weight gain and the likelihood of it being poisoned, then uses his telekinetic powers to fling them into the back of Schuldig's head with roughly the velocity of two African swallows flying at top speed while carrying a coconut.
remember to check out http://www.livejournal.com/~icecoldrose, and Friends page. *grin*
email: squall_sama@hotmail.com
No, I haven't abandoned the Schwarz Shorts. Never have, never will. Hehe.
I'm brancing out; they're eating Reese's now. Ooh corporate sponsorship.
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Brad
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Brad tosses each cup up in the air about thirty feet, and points to two spots on the floor which have been carefully marked. The Reese's land perfectly on the tape-marks, unless you count the fact that they shatter and send pieces of chocolate and peanut butter everywhere. He then walks off, leaving the shattered Reese's, because, hey, if you were the manager of a bunch of nuts like the Schwarz, would YOU have time to eat candy?
Schuldig
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"OHHHHH, GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Bloodcurdling screams fill the air, then die down again to be replaced by the sound of laborious breathing and sob-choked panting. Then, they start up again.
"NO! NOT THE REESE'S!!!!!! I'll be good oh god I'll be good I SWEA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Yohji screams.
Farfie
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Farfie regards carefully the orange package in front of him. Then, after several hours of careful deliberation- because that's about how long it takes to chew through leather straps with your teeth- he pulls out his stash of hidden sporks and begins stabbing the package madly, while screaming "DIE, REESE'S, CHILD OF GOD!!!!"
Nagi
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Nagi calculates in seconds precisely the advantage of eating the Reese's versus just leaving it there in terms of weight gain and the likelihood of it being poisoned, then uses his telekinetic powers to fling them into the back of Schuldig's head with roughly the velocity of two African swallows flying at top speed while carrying a coconut.
remember to check out http://www.livejournal.com/~icecoldrose, and Friends page. *grin*
email: squall_sama@hotmail.com