Wow, this is the weirdest thing I have ever written, but thanks to
those who reviewed. I understand this is stupid, but it makes me laugh. YAY
4 No Doubt!!
Nicci
Almost magically, our heroes were transferred to Hawaii. They found themselves on the beach, and very confused.
"Wow, you were right, here we are…" Cat sat up and brushed sand off her dress, "Wait..DRESS?"
Nicci took a lot at her two traveling companions, "You two are wearing dresses, and you look oddly forties."
"You do too." Cassie pointed out.
"Infact Nicci, you look like Grace Kelly!" Cat said.
"Do I?" Nicci tried to look shocked.
"You claimed her didn't you?" Cassie cried.
"I did" Nicci admitted, "Anyways…what do you want to see first? The parachute hangar?"
"Might I remind you that we're Navy nurses, not tourists…" Cassie pointed out.
"WHAT?" Nicci and Cat screamed at the same time.
"Well, we needed something. We just cant live in a parachute hangar." Cassie explained calmly.
"Yes we can!" Nicci moped, but soon she saw a pretty Basset Hound run across the sand, "PHEEBS!"
"Nicci, tell me you didn't bring your dog…" Cat sighed, "But she's so cute!" She leaned down to pet the dog.
"Anyways…" Cassie cleared her throat, "We're nurses, and all that stuff, and we can not refer Danny as Josh, Rafe as Ben, or Gooz as Michael or Anthony as Greg or Evelyn as Kate, or Sandra as Alias."
"Gotcha." Nicci, Cat nodded in agreement and Pheeb barked to show she understood.
"Alright." Cassie led the way toward the hospital.
"Look! New recruits, to torture!" A nurse called out as Nicci, Cassie, Cat and Pheeb walked up to the hospital. (I'm so not good with names…so, lets not kill me.)
"Torture?" Nicci squeaked, "Cassie, I know I'm writing this but what have you gotten us into?"
"I'm not good with blood…" Cat whispered.
"Just relax girls…" Cassie reassured them, "Hi, I'm Cassie…"
"Do you have a last name Cassie?" Maratha spoke up.
"Umm…Cassie, Schlamalamadingdong?" Cassie said the first thing that came to her mind.
"And the rest of you?" Sandra said, "Why is there a dog?" She looked down at Pheeb who was jumping up on her clean white uniform.
"Oh, this is my dog, Phoebe, my, Seeing Eye dog…" Nicci replied.
"Your blind?" Evelyn appeared from behind a curtain.
"No, I might go blind one day, and you always want to be prepared, don't you?" Nicci kicked herself for such a stupid answer.
"Sure…" Evelyn sat on the bed, "What about the rest of you…like you dog girl."
"I'm Nicci, Nicci Schlamalamadingdong…" Nicci had diarrhea of the mouth.
"So, you're related to Cassie?" Sandra said eyeing the girls.
"Sure." Cassie said.
"And you?" Martha pointed at Cat.
"Who me?" Cat said, pointing at herself.
"Yeah, you don't sound to American…" Martha walked over and sized Cat up.
"Ohh…well, I'm in a British start up thingy for American Nurses…" Cat looked over at Nicci and Cassie, and mouthed, "Did that make sense?"
Cassie and Nicci nodded no, and Phoebe took a nap at their feet.
"Oh, I see…" Evelyn looked at the three strangely, "So, I bet your last name is Schlamalamadingdong?"
"Sure is." Cat answered cheerfully, "We're all 7th cousins 4 times removed."
"Oh, so we know your British, and Cassie, I detected and accent on you too…" Evelyn walked over to Cassie.
"Umm…I'm from Missouri, but I'm Swedish." Cassie explained.
"And you Nicci Schlamalamadingdong?" Sandra asked.
"I'm from Utah." Nicci said the first state that came to her mind.
"Ok then…" All 3 of the other nurses looked at them like they had 58908 heads, "Well, follow us, we'll show you around."
"You mean you'll show us the hot fly boys?" Nicci squealed, but was elbowed by Cassie.
Up next…HOT FLY BOYS~
Nicci
Almost magically, our heroes were transferred to Hawaii. They found themselves on the beach, and very confused.
"Wow, you were right, here we are…" Cat sat up and brushed sand off her dress, "Wait..DRESS?"
Nicci took a lot at her two traveling companions, "You two are wearing dresses, and you look oddly forties."
"You do too." Cassie pointed out.
"Infact Nicci, you look like Grace Kelly!" Cat said.
"Do I?" Nicci tried to look shocked.
"You claimed her didn't you?" Cassie cried.
"I did" Nicci admitted, "Anyways…what do you want to see first? The parachute hangar?"
"Might I remind you that we're Navy nurses, not tourists…" Cassie pointed out.
"WHAT?" Nicci and Cat screamed at the same time.
"Well, we needed something. We just cant live in a parachute hangar." Cassie explained calmly.
"Yes we can!" Nicci moped, but soon she saw a pretty Basset Hound run across the sand, "PHEEBS!"
"Nicci, tell me you didn't bring your dog…" Cat sighed, "But she's so cute!" She leaned down to pet the dog.
"Anyways…" Cassie cleared her throat, "We're nurses, and all that stuff, and we can not refer Danny as Josh, Rafe as Ben, or Gooz as Michael or Anthony as Greg or Evelyn as Kate, or Sandra as Alias."
"Gotcha." Nicci, Cat nodded in agreement and Pheeb barked to show she understood.
"Alright." Cassie led the way toward the hospital.
"Look! New recruits, to torture!" A nurse called out as Nicci, Cassie, Cat and Pheeb walked up to the hospital. (I'm so not good with names…so, lets not kill me.)
"Torture?" Nicci squeaked, "Cassie, I know I'm writing this but what have you gotten us into?"
"I'm not good with blood…" Cat whispered.
"Just relax girls…" Cassie reassured them, "Hi, I'm Cassie…"
"Do you have a last name Cassie?" Maratha spoke up.
"Umm…Cassie, Schlamalamadingdong?" Cassie said the first thing that came to her mind.
"And the rest of you?" Sandra said, "Why is there a dog?" She looked down at Pheeb who was jumping up on her clean white uniform.
"Oh, this is my dog, Phoebe, my, Seeing Eye dog…" Nicci replied.
"Your blind?" Evelyn appeared from behind a curtain.
"No, I might go blind one day, and you always want to be prepared, don't you?" Nicci kicked herself for such a stupid answer.
"Sure…" Evelyn sat on the bed, "What about the rest of you…like you dog girl."
"I'm Nicci, Nicci Schlamalamadingdong…" Nicci had diarrhea of the mouth.
"So, you're related to Cassie?" Sandra said eyeing the girls.
"Sure." Cassie said.
"And you?" Martha pointed at Cat.
"Who me?" Cat said, pointing at herself.
"Yeah, you don't sound to American…" Martha walked over and sized Cat up.
"Ohh…well, I'm in a British start up thingy for American Nurses…" Cat looked over at Nicci and Cassie, and mouthed, "Did that make sense?"
Cassie and Nicci nodded no, and Phoebe took a nap at their feet.
"Oh, I see…" Evelyn looked at the three strangely, "So, I bet your last name is Schlamalamadingdong?"
"Sure is." Cat answered cheerfully, "We're all 7th cousins 4 times removed."
"Oh, so we know your British, and Cassie, I detected and accent on you too…" Evelyn walked over to Cassie.
"Umm…I'm from Missouri, but I'm Swedish." Cassie explained.
"And you Nicci Schlamalamadingdong?" Sandra asked.
"I'm from Utah." Nicci said the first state that came to her mind.
"Ok then…" All 3 of the other nurses looked at them like they had 58908 heads, "Well, follow us, we'll show you around."
"You mean you'll show us the hot fly boys?" Nicci squealed, but was elbowed by Cassie.
Up next…HOT FLY BOYS~