I don't own Danny, I don't own Jasper and I don't own the Mighty Ducks, and I don't own Cat, and I don't own Meme, and I don't own Dee and I don't own Cassie and I don't own Angel and I don't own Cory, BUT I do own Pheebs and I do own myself, and I don't own Motorhead or BTO and I don't own Ben Affleck and I don't own Josh Hartnett (Oh freakin buddy, if I did.) and I don't own Vincent LaRusso and I don't own Pacey. Thank you. I hope you like it.

"You know." Nicci said randomly thoughtfully sipping her drink with an umbrella in it, "If we didn't get the Fly Boys, I would totally settle for a Mighty Ducks dude."

"Well, I don't know what I'm doing here." Meme said, "I'd rather be in one, first of all Ben is dating J Lo and I'm not sure about Josh. I mean he's cute, but Vincent LaRusso?."

"Shh!!!" Cat shhhhh-ed them, "Don't say Ben, Josh or Vincent, I'm not sure who he is, but I'm sure he's an actor. Those are actor names, and actor stories aren't allowed."

"Yeah." Dee said, "So, we need to get our Hula down."

"Wait!" Angel cried, "I thought we were getting Evelyn that skank to do the running man when she hit on Danny."

"Well, yeah, but." Cassie said, "The Mighty Ducks, what are you people talking about?"

Nicci sighed dreamily, "Luis's hat."

"I got her into it." Meme smiled proudly.

"They're almost getting me into, cos I get to Charlie's girlfriend." Cat smiled, "Mmmmm, Pacey."

"Right." Cassie looked over at the two who weren't going on about the Mighty Ducks, and produced a bag out of nowhere, "Cat! I nearly forgot, I brought a green hat, when we ran to Nicci's house in chapter one, I stopped at that Pamida, and got a green Jasper hat."

Cat stopped in mid-conversation with Meme and Nicci over Charlie's girlfriend in the movie and looked over at Cassie with the green hat and kinda sorta not really ran towards it. "We NEED to find Josh, erm, Danny and get him to where this."

Cory, Nicci's brother walked over with a cheap dollar store microphone, and began to sing, "THE ACE OF SPADES, THE ONLY CARD I NEED IS THE ACE OF SPADES. BTO FOREVER."

"Cory." Nicci was embarrassed for her little brother who appeared out of no where, "Motorhead sings that, not Bachman Turner Overdrive."

"Kenny Wu, he rocks." Cory took a bow and walked out of sight.

"Anyways." Cat stared at the weird little redheaded kid, who was walking away, "Do you think Danny would let us call him Jasper?"

"I guess." Nicci replied, petting her dog, "Right Pheebs?"

"Nicci, dogs don't talk." Dee reminded her.

"But we're gonna make her Hula?" Nicci said, "Wait, do you think we could import Luis and I could Hula with him?"

"Do you think we could find Josh, erm, Danny, erm Jasper, I mean Danny and get him to where this green hat?" Cat squealed, dancing in a circle.

Next-Finding Jasper, erm, Danny and making him where a green hat and calling him Jasper.