-Chapter 1-STRANGERS,PSYCHICS,and STUFF "LIKE" THAT-
"I don't know," said Sticky,a frown growing on his usually cheerful face."a moment ago I was at home in Florida,minding my own business and then the next thing I knew,I was here!" Snow White raises a thin eyebrow."Oh?Like,that's odd!"she thinks for a second."Hmm," she says thoughtfully,putting a perfectly manicured nail to her painted fuschia lips."let me talk to the others." She turns and calls to the six dwarves."Sleepy!Sneezy!Bashful!Doc!Grumpy!Happy!" She didn't bother calling Dopey,he wouldn't understand anyway.The dwarves walked in the room."Yes?" they all asked,all except for Grumpy,who stumbled in,complaining about random things."Like,I was wondering.Do you know who this is?" Snow White asked them.The dwarves talked among themselves.Doc cleared his throat and stepped forward."We have come to a conclusion." "What is it?" asked Snow White."We don't know him."answered Doc. Snow White turned to Sticky."Well mister...Sticky," she started."we don't know you." she said with a discouraged frown.Sticky nodded,"Apparantly not."he stated with a grin."You already knew?Are you psychic?"asked Happy,grinning."Yes,I am." said Sticky with a blank look.He sighed inwardly.This is gonna be a long day... he thought to himself.
-Chapter 2-FRIDGES,STICKY,and RIVENDELL-
Three hours later,Sticky was still stuck to the fridge."Can't you just let me down?"he asked,his eyes pleading."No way!You could be," Sneezy sneezed loudly."evil or something." Sticky shook his head."I'm not evil." Sleepy looked at him judgingly,"Really?"he asked suspiciously."Really."Sticky confirmed.The dwarves looked at each other and shrugged."Alright." they said and Snow White reached over and took him off the fridge.She set him on the table."Well,how are we gonna get you home?"asked Sneezy."I don't know."said Sticky with a discouraged frown."Hm,Maybe we could take you to the elves."said Happy,smiling widely."Like,Good idea,Happy!" exclaimed Snow White."Let's go!" She said excitedly.
-Chapter 3-DEPARTING,WALKING,and THE STOCK MARKET-
After food and other things were packed,the strange bunch headed off for the land of the elves.Dopey and Doc both stayed home,so it was just Snow White,Sticky and the five dwarves.Happy skipped merrily,whistling a cheerful tune and Grumpy stomped behind everyone,pouting.Bashful walked behind Snow White,blushing deeply for apparantly no reason."Oh gosh!"he said about every two,or three seconds.Sneezy walked behind Grumpy,sneezing on him occasionally,which made Grumpy even more difficult.Sleepy was walking and snoring,in front of everyone and Snow White and Sticky were in the middle of everyone,engaged in an interesting conversation about the stock market."I say Microsoft would be the best bet!That Bill guy's got a ton of money!"said Sticky,shaking his head."Well," Snow White frowned."like,I must disagree.Those Olsen twins have their fair share of cash and their style is like,totally cool!" she said,looking at Sticky."These shoes are from their line of clothes."She added and showed him the bottom of her shoe,which was adorned with a large pink "MK&A" engraved into the rubber.
-Chapter 4-RAIN,ELVES,and OLD FRIENDS-
Rivendell was just minutes away and Snow White,Sticky and the five dwarves were tired,hungry,and wet,due to the fact that it had rained."Like,my shoes are totally ruined!"Snow White whined."That is the least of our worries,"Sticky complained."Sleepy just fell asleep on the road and the others can't wake him up."Just as they were about to abandon all hope,an elf clothed in a flowing white dress rode up on a tall white Arabian horse."Im Arwen.Like,who are you?" she said,dismounting her horse."Like!Hi Arwen!" exclaimed Snow White.Arwen looked at Snow White,then blinked a few times."Snow?Snow White?"she asked in disbelief."Like,yeah!It's me!"The two friends squealed and ran to hug eachother."I haven't seen you in like,forever!"said Arwen,then she frowned."Like,ew!You are all wet!" Snow White nodded,looking ashamed."I know.It rained." "Come,let's take you to my father."said Arwen,dragging Snow White behind her."Come on!Let's go,dudes!"Snow White called to the dwarves and Sticky and they all followed.
-Chapter 5-THE COUNCIL OF ELROND,WRAITHS and E-BAY-
Wearing dry clothes,the seven companions sat around in a circle,at the council of Elrond."We must take the Sticky to Florida."said Lord Elrond."he cannot stay,for he is in much danger." Sticky looked at the elf,wide-eyed."I am?" he squeaked."Yes,there are 8 Wraiths behind you.The ninth had to stay home.Has a nasty cold,poor thing.Anyway,they want to kidnap you and sell you on Ebay." Sticky gasped."No!It cannot be!"He knew how dangerous Wraiths were."But I'm afraid it is," Elrond said,nodding his head slowly."you are worth a lot of money,because you are so cute."he explained.All the elves,dwarves,and humans at the council nodded and random comments,such as "I'd buy him." and "How much would the bid start at?",were heard.Elrond adjusted the golden butterfly clip in his hair."Who shall take Sticky home?"he asked."I will," said a small voice."I will take him to Florida." Loud gasps emitted from the members of the council.Frodo Baggins,a young hobbit,stood."I shall take him." Lord Elrond nodded."Then so be it." An intelligent looking wizard wearing a grey cloak and a grey hat stepped forward."I shall accompany you to Florida."he said seriously. A tall, scruffy looking man stood and set his sword on the small round table that Sticky was sitting on."You have my sword." A tall blond elf stood also."And my bow." An especially hairy dwarf joined the others."And my axe."Sam,a hobbit,ran out from behind a pole."And my..er...spoon!"he set a tarnished silver spoon down with the weapons. Elrond nodded,"You shall be the Fellowship of the..." he was cut off by random yells of "Wait! Wait!" Snow White,Sneezy,and Happy,who was dragging Grumpy,ran towards them."We shall come too." Elrond sighed,"Fine.You shall be the Fellowship of the Sticky."
-Chapter 6-SNOW,CRUSHES,and SHOE SHINING-
The odd Fellowship made their way to a large clearing."Which way do we go?"asked Happy,smiling."Through the mines!" shouted Gimli."No,Gimli,son of Gimli.We shall take a safer road,through Cadharas."answered Gandalf.Gimli scowled."You hate me,don't you.." he mumbled.Gandalf sighed,"Come along,everyone.We must try to hurry."They continued their journey to the snowy mountains."Like,you know how I was saying,like,you know?Well,he goes "Uh huh,no way." and I was like,"Yeah.Hm!Whatever!" and he was all "Dont even!" and I was all,"Like,yeah!"."Snow White went on and on,talking to Legolas.Legolas just walked,looking straight ahead and ignoring her.Sticky was sleeping in Bill the Pony's saddlebag and Frodo was leading Bill,with Sam following close behind."No Sam,you just shined my shoes.We can't stop again." he said.Sam pouted,"Can't I at least..." Frodo cut him off with a stern,"No!" Grumpy and Gimli were in an argument about something or other.It was hard to tell over all the yelling.Aragorn walked behind everyone,looking out for danger.Happy was singing a song about rainbows and Sneezy was just walking and sneezing.They reached the mountains and walked through the knee-deep snow."The storm is getting worse!" said Gandalf."We know!" the others agreed."We must turn back!" said Aragorn."The dwarves and Frodo will never survive this." They all nodded and turned,walking back the other way,to the safety of the dry ground."Looks like Moria is our only hope."Gandalf said,with a sigh of defeat."You like me,you really like me!" said Gimli,wiping away a tear.
-Chapter 7-MINES,ORCS,and LOVESICK DEMONS-
Hours later,they were walking through the mines.Happy was singing,again."I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,everybody's nerves,everybody's nerves.I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,and this is how it goes!" he sang loudly,his high-pitched voice echoing off the stone walls.Gandalf was covering his ears and groaning,same as Sam and Frodo.Snow White huddled close to Legolas."I'm scared."she said,clinging to his arm.Legolas looked at her and blinked."Personal space sounds good,right about now."he muttered and edged away slowly.He bumped into Sneezy,who sneezed loudly all over Legolas' cloak and wiped his nose on his sleeve.His sneezing was so loud,tiny rocks were falling from all over the place."Sowwy."said Sneezy,sniffling a bit.Legolas shuddered and looked disgusted.Gimli and Grumpy were still arguing.Aragorn watched all of this,shaking his head.They kept walking,when they reached a long hallway."What's that sound?"asked Sticky,from inside Gandalf's cloak pocket.Happy's singing ceased and Gimli and Grumpy stopped arguing. They all looked around curiously."Sounds like," Happy blinked."drums." Sam clung to Frodo."Master Frodo,I'm scared." Frodo nodded."Me too."
"I don't know," said Sticky,a frown growing on his usually cheerful face."a moment ago I was at home in Florida,minding my own business and then the next thing I knew,I was here!" Snow White raises a thin eyebrow."Oh?Like,that's odd!"she thinks for a second."Hmm," she says thoughtfully,putting a perfectly manicured nail to her painted fuschia lips."let me talk to the others." She turns and calls to the six dwarves."Sleepy!Sneezy!Bashful!Doc!Grumpy!Happy!" She didn't bother calling Dopey,he wouldn't understand anyway.The dwarves walked in the room."Yes?" they all asked,all except for Grumpy,who stumbled in,complaining about random things."Like,I was wondering.Do you know who this is?" Snow White asked them.The dwarves talked among themselves.Doc cleared his throat and stepped forward."We have come to a conclusion." "What is it?" asked Snow White."We don't know him."answered Doc. Snow White turned to Sticky."Well mister...Sticky," she started."we don't know you." she said with a discouraged frown.Sticky nodded,"Apparantly not."he stated with a grin."You already knew?Are you psychic?"asked Happy,grinning."Yes,I am." said Sticky with a blank look.He sighed inwardly.This is gonna be a long day... he thought to himself.
-Chapter 2-FRIDGES,STICKY,and RIVENDELL-
Three hours later,Sticky was still stuck to the fridge."Can't you just let me down?"he asked,his eyes pleading."No way!You could be," Sneezy sneezed loudly."evil or something." Sticky shook his head."I'm not evil." Sleepy looked at him judgingly,"Really?"he asked suspiciously."Really."Sticky confirmed.The dwarves looked at each other and shrugged."Alright." they said and Snow White reached over and took him off the fridge.She set him on the table."Well,how are we gonna get you home?"asked Sneezy."I don't know."said Sticky with a discouraged frown."Hm,Maybe we could take you to the elves."said Happy,smiling widely."Like,Good idea,Happy!" exclaimed Snow White."Let's go!" She said excitedly.
-Chapter 3-DEPARTING,WALKING,and THE STOCK MARKET-
After food and other things were packed,the strange bunch headed off for the land of the elves.Dopey and Doc both stayed home,so it was just Snow White,Sticky and the five dwarves.Happy skipped merrily,whistling a cheerful tune and Grumpy stomped behind everyone,pouting.Bashful walked behind Snow White,blushing deeply for apparantly no reason."Oh gosh!"he said about every two,or three seconds.Sneezy walked behind Grumpy,sneezing on him occasionally,which made Grumpy even more difficult.Sleepy was walking and snoring,in front of everyone and Snow White and Sticky were in the middle of everyone,engaged in an interesting conversation about the stock market."I say Microsoft would be the best bet!That Bill guy's got a ton of money!"said Sticky,shaking his head."Well," Snow White frowned."like,I must disagree.Those Olsen twins have their fair share of cash and their style is like,totally cool!" she said,looking at Sticky."These shoes are from their line of clothes."She added and showed him the bottom of her shoe,which was adorned with a large pink "MK&A" engraved into the rubber.
-Chapter 4-RAIN,ELVES,and OLD FRIENDS-
Rivendell was just minutes away and Snow White,Sticky and the five dwarves were tired,hungry,and wet,due to the fact that it had rained."Like,my shoes are totally ruined!"Snow White whined."That is the least of our worries,"Sticky complained."Sleepy just fell asleep on the road and the others can't wake him up."Just as they were about to abandon all hope,an elf clothed in a flowing white dress rode up on a tall white Arabian horse."Im Arwen.Like,who are you?" she said,dismounting her horse."Like!Hi Arwen!" exclaimed Snow White.Arwen looked at Snow White,then blinked a few times."Snow?Snow White?"she asked in disbelief."Like,yeah!It's me!"The two friends squealed and ran to hug eachother."I haven't seen you in like,forever!"said Arwen,then she frowned."Like,ew!You are all wet!" Snow White nodded,looking ashamed."I know.It rained." "Come,let's take you to my father."said Arwen,dragging Snow White behind her."Come on!Let's go,dudes!"Snow White called to the dwarves and Sticky and they all followed.
-Chapter 5-THE COUNCIL OF ELROND,WRAITHS and E-BAY-
Wearing dry clothes,the seven companions sat around in a circle,at the council of Elrond."We must take the Sticky to Florida."said Lord Elrond."he cannot stay,for he is in much danger." Sticky looked at the elf,wide-eyed."I am?" he squeaked."Yes,there are 8 Wraiths behind you.The ninth had to stay home.Has a nasty cold,poor thing.Anyway,they want to kidnap you and sell you on Ebay." Sticky gasped."No!It cannot be!"He knew how dangerous Wraiths were."But I'm afraid it is," Elrond said,nodding his head slowly."you are worth a lot of money,because you are so cute."he explained.All the elves,dwarves,and humans at the council nodded and random comments,such as "I'd buy him." and "How much would the bid start at?",were heard.Elrond adjusted the golden butterfly clip in his hair."Who shall take Sticky home?"he asked."I will," said a small voice."I will take him to Florida." Loud gasps emitted from the members of the council.Frodo Baggins,a young hobbit,stood."I shall take him." Lord Elrond nodded."Then so be it." An intelligent looking wizard wearing a grey cloak and a grey hat stepped forward."I shall accompany you to Florida."he said seriously. A tall, scruffy looking man stood and set his sword on the small round table that Sticky was sitting on."You have my sword." A tall blond elf stood also."And my bow." An especially hairy dwarf joined the others."And my axe."Sam,a hobbit,ran out from behind a pole."And my..er...spoon!"he set a tarnished silver spoon down with the weapons. Elrond nodded,"You shall be the Fellowship of the..." he was cut off by random yells of "Wait! Wait!" Snow White,Sneezy,and Happy,who was dragging Grumpy,ran towards them."We shall come too." Elrond sighed,"Fine.You shall be the Fellowship of the Sticky."
-Chapter 6-SNOW,CRUSHES,and SHOE SHINING-
The odd Fellowship made their way to a large clearing."Which way do we go?"asked Happy,smiling."Through the mines!" shouted Gimli."No,Gimli,son of Gimli.We shall take a safer road,through Cadharas."answered Gandalf.Gimli scowled."You hate me,don't you.." he mumbled.Gandalf sighed,"Come along,everyone.We must try to hurry."They continued their journey to the snowy mountains."Like,you know how I was saying,like,you know?Well,he goes "Uh huh,no way." and I was like,"Yeah.Hm!Whatever!" and he was all "Dont even!" and I was all,"Like,yeah!"."Snow White went on and on,talking to Legolas.Legolas just walked,looking straight ahead and ignoring her.Sticky was sleeping in Bill the Pony's saddlebag and Frodo was leading Bill,with Sam following close behind."No Sam,you just shined my shoes.We can't stop again." he said.Sam pouted,"Can't I at least..." Frodo cut him off with a stern,"No!" Grumpy and Gimli were in an argument about something or other.It was hard to tell over all the yelling.Aragorn walked behind everyone,looking out for danger.Happy was singing a song about rainbows and Sneezy was just walking and sneezing.They reached the mountains and walked through the knee-deep snow."The storm is getting worse!" said Gandalf."We know!" the others agreed."We must turn back!" said Aragorn."The dwarves and Frodo will never survive this." They all nodded and turned,walking back the other way,to the safety of the dry ground."Looks like Moria is our only hope."Gandalf said,with a sigh of defeat."You like me,you really like me!" said Gimli,wiping away a tear.
-Chapter 7-MINES,ORCS,and LOVESICK DEMONS-
Hours later,they were walking through the mines.Happy was singing,again."I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,everybody's nerves,everybody's nerves.I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,and this is how it goes!" he sang loudly,his high-pitched voice echoing off the stone walls.Gandalf was covering his ears and groaning,same as Sam and Frodo.Snow White huddled close to Legolas."I'm scared."she said,clinging to his arm.Legolas looked at her and blinked."Personal space sounds good,right about now."he muttered and edged away slowly.He bumped into Sneezy,who sneezed loudly all over Legolas' cloak and wiped his nose on his sleeve.His sneezing was so loud,tiny rocks were falling from all over the place."Sowwy."said Sneezy,sniffling a bit.Legolas shuddered and looked disgusted.Gimli and Grumpy were still arguing.Aragorn watched all of this,shaking his head.They kept walking,when they reached a long hallway."What's that sound?"asked Sticky,from inside Gandalf's cloak pocket.Happy's singing ceased and Gimli and Grumpy stopped arguing. They all looked around curiously."Sounds like," Happy blinked."drums." Sam clung to Frodo."Master Frodo,I'm scared." Frodo nodded."Me too."